How do you deal with morning wood?

How do you deal with morning wood?

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Cut your dick off

Stand up and it goes away.

Jerk off to the most depraved porn I can.

fpbp.

have not had morning wood in years...

Grab my phone and peruse my nudes collection for inspiration

Unless my gf is staying over, then my morning wood is her problem.

What you so casually call “morning wood” is sin and as such it must be eradicated so that you may better serve His will.

On occasion when I have awoken in such a state I find that 6 lashes across the back while reciting the Leviticus 8:16 will return my to my holy state

Suck on it until he cums in my mouth

I'm 33 and wake up holding/stroking my morning wood every single morning still

pls

Have a piss
If that doesn't work, have a wank.
Easy peasy lemon squeezy

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Stand up and walk to the kitchen then it goes off..

Careful it doesn't go off in anyone's eye though!

I wore a T shirt almost the same as this pic to college one day. I was taken aside after class, apparently some girl had complained that it was offensive and I was asked not to wear it again. Still pisses me off that this whole thing happened.

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did you comply?
if so, you're a cuck faggot

Yes I'm a cuck faggot who complied. I might have lost my place in college if I didn't. To this day I don't know the bitch who put in the complaint.

Can I help

Don’t get any.

I have a submissive, I get sucked off in the morning. Like it's supposed to be.

I take a piss and it goes away.

I hot dogging my girlfriends butt

I flex my thighs until it goes away because thats the best way for me to rid myself of morning wood. Its a terribly stressful and difficult task to break a masturbation habit but it is not impossible. Im working on doing just that myself.