I want to get laid. What should I say next?

No, either way she's boring as fuck. It's like she waiting for you to entertainer her.

Take her to a monster truck rally or some shit you dumbfucks. This isn't hard.

As her If she wanna do something fun, if she says no tell her she's a bore and wish her luck in the void

"so you wanna come over?"

Dude how much success have you had on bumble? I'm doing alright on Tinder but I can't get even a match on Bumble.

>Fun & whatever.
Reply, "So, you down to fuck after we get to know eachother a little better?"
For general conversation give her things to show that you're not a cretin. Where you work or go to school/college, facebook/instagram if you have em'. Let her do a bit of socials detective work on you & if you're normal she'll be down to fuck, mate.

Don't. Don't say this autistic shit.

Every dude says that. If you're not for sure 100% more attractive than the other guys. She's never going to respond.

posting our short conversation here is so pathetic. get a life and don't message me again.

What's more autistic.
Be straight up;
>Down to fuck?
50/50, either she says no & OP moves on or she agrees & OP gets laid.

Or..

Be overly cautious with a 3/10 stranger on a one night stand app;
>Small talk for a few days until she gets bored & stops replying.
100% OP will not get laid.

We're all autistic faggots here, stop projecting.

Fucking LARPer fag

You didn't say 'down to fuck'. You said down to fuck AFTER WE GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER A LITTLE BETTER. Every pussy in the county dried up and poofed into a dust cloud.
If you want to fuck say something provocative 'i have alcohol, pizza and Netflix and I'll make you scream your dad's name. Come over.'
Say 'come over I want to show you how long I can hold my breath.'
I just can't with you incel faggots anymore.

Ask her out for a coffe or something

Oh shit, I offended a mighty chad pussy slayer, the one who prowls Yea Forums to give himself strength to slay more pussy than the rest us faggots in this shit hole, but don't worry guys, he's totally not on Yea Forums for the same reasons we're here.. He's just tired of incels apparently.

Have a day off mate, you'll live longer.. but yes, you're right I did say that. I said that in context of what OP posted..

Now, can you imagine if OP replied;
>'I have alcohol, pizza and Netflix and I'll make you scream your dad's name. Come over.'
& if by a miracle, she actually said yes.. What would he do if she did go round to his house? Sit awkwardly on a sofa/bed for 20 minutes deciding what to watch then another hour or so of awkwardly watching something neither of them actually want to watch since they both want to fuck but now she's expecting some mad lad who'd treat her like a slut which OP clearly isn't (No offense OP)

>I'm doing alright, could be better but ehh Lol.
Slightly on the sensitive side, probably fishing for a sympathy fuck maybe? Or maybe just trying to tell Josey that he isn't some fuckboy but still wants to get laid & talk about his feelings on the side, I don't know.

Nigga' I'm sperging out & reading far too much into this. You've rustled my autisms.

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Not op. But I've gotten laid at least 4 times on Bumble.

I use it to cheat. But you have to act like you want to have a relationship and all that.

I was going to post a screenshot of a profile I matched with. It's a 45 year old I'm fucking. She had actually put in her profile that her perfect lover is sometime to eat her out. This is after literally seeing hundreds of profiles that say, "not looking for a hookup."

OP here
I could get some action but her guy friend has to join. Should I go for it or pass and keep searching?

Do it faggot. Why not.

More autism from the autistic guy assuming Yea Forums is a secret club for only autistics.

if u r a fag that likes other men cum on his balls, and look into guy's eyes during sex then go for it. fag.

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there are like milions of girls on the internet that want to fuck. give up this stupid bitch, and go on

Baaaaw don't have fun because I can't have fun :(

Do it, MFM is fun as shit bro.

Send her the link to this thread.

Just tell her u wanna fuck and if she says no on to the next

> I swear you would be of more use to me if I skinned you and turned your skin into a lampshade or fashioned you into a piece of high-end luggage. Add you to my collection.

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"fuck niggas"

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What do you do for fun?

show tits

had a girl ask me this on an elevator ride where nobody else was around except the 2 of us. she was smoking hot i told her all im gonna do is rest and she replied with yeah i love to sleep in!

is that question usually a starting point for showing interest in someone?

Lmao

Tell her 'I want to put my benis in your bagina'

Gay as fuck

No people usually are extra nice to strangers they're afraid of

we were coworkers that knew each other for at least 6 months

True as shit people would treat me great cause they were scared of me. they would help me with homework in high school being quiet helped they thought i was a psychopath i slept through class and avoided conversation that was just cause i was always high and hungover cause i hated life

>Lets grab a coffee and see if we can stand each other. How about today at (insert time)

this is a nice suggestion

Exactly

Caffeine always gives me a chubby. Let's get a coffee on Saturday.

she initiated the convo, anyways to entertain your line of thinking i will ask then how long do you have to work with someone before they stop considering you a stranger. 6 months not enough you need 6 years?

Well if your an autistic fuck you probably only had a grw conversations in those 6 months so yes 6 years is plenty

Is this somebody you've connected with or have had substantial contact with outside work?

grw? im only on the spectrum when i play video games. i would get compliments all the time at work about my friendliness and how polite/nice i was, people really get along well around here its not just me. i cant get behind the idea of working in the same place for anything more than a few years it sounds like madness to me

no, but i get what ur saying. its likely that she was just saying things to make conversation in place of otherwise awkward elevator silence. think u hit the nail on the head

If a woman talks to you alone on an elevator she's literally begging you not to rape her and you interpret it as sexual interest. Great job.

Its alrady over she dosent like you.

how can people unironically be this fucking boring though

Say something that isn't boring so we can tell you you're autistic.

rape is sex though so i wasnt wrong?

being autistic on dating apps is fine, at least compared to being a boring faggot

dude this isn't 2007 anymore, everyone comes here for different reasons. I come here because of the unique flavor of porn and entertainment. Reddit is better, but sometimes you want some variety. I also grew up here, left, came back, etc etc, actually "got a life" tho (I hate that phrase but best way for you to know what I mean)

here's a peek through the glass:
>play Vidya
>have job (okayish part time)
>have gf (kinky chubby) who shares hot girls with me
>sex on the regular
>have friends
>no autism

normie right? maybe even a Chad if you ask certain people. yet I know most of the memes you know, we're a part of you, like ying and yang, accept it. there are obvious Chads here, just look at all the cuck threads, they need bulls to survive. bulls are Chads.

umad etc etc. don't take it so rough, just remember, everyone here isn't here for the same reasons you are. not that guy you were replying to btw before you start projecting

Have you met us?

you're right, none of them writes an essay on channel 4 though.

Yall obsess over this way too much. You should be asking if she wants to come over and hang out in 10 messages or less. If she says no move on to the next.

You can call me "sir" on your knees

Say that you faggot

Just offer her free drugs. Boom.

This is actually a good line, thanks user