Ask someone who works on a U.S Navy fast attack submarine (almost) anything

Probably 50-60

Any cool missions?

Fast attack? Sounds neat af Yea Forumsto, tell us where you’ve been!

Guam, Japan, Worst Korea, Chile, Oman, Dubai, phillipines, diego garcia, hawaii... all i can remember

How are you enjoying Bremerton?

Tell me you have hot sex with your crewmates
Just lie to me if you have to

Not stationed there.

I have hot sexy sex with my crew mates.

Have you left hidden messages behind any panels on your boats for when its decommissioned

Not personally, but yeah they are all over the place. When I’m stuck somewhere on board for hours and a screwdriver I’ll fiddle with the label plates to see what is behind them. Mostly the usual stuff.. dicks.. “fuck this place” grafiti.. found a porn picture once. And in Maneuvering, the controlling station for the propulsion, there is a paper machet dick sculpture in the ventilation duct, hidden.

Do you stir the midnight gravy?

What rate?

MMN

did you watch people do gay butt stuff??

I fucking knew it was going to be a mechanic posting on Yea Forums.

Haha whats up man. Whats your homeport? Rate?

welfare queen

lol yeah just like how you boys were really on top of Vietnam right? Can't even fight a bunch of rice farmers with second hand soviet AKs smh

Pearl harbor, ETN

I’m also in PH

What's the order on a Navy personnel coming from a Naval base going to a Marine corps base on who signs the NAVMC 603. Is it the OIC of the leaving unit or the oncoming unit?

what would happen if a cat were to be smuggled in ? would you feed it and give huggie to kit? or would you eat it?

Attached: 1568430178576.jpg (592x512, 56K)

Noice

If Trump were to order an unprovoked nuclear strike on a foreign country, do you think the military would follow the order or refuse?

How do you feel about Trump being in control of your military?

where do you store the cum? is there one collective jar or do you flush it or does the whole place just stink of guys jacking off all the time

Do you ever get leave other than home base?

Hope your stupid ass gets court martialed!!!

Attached: 1563912206649.png (1920x1080, 29K)

In his early writings, Nietzsche rejected apollo's instinct and stated that the dionisiac ones were the ones to follow. If you were to give an opinion, what would be?

Attached: 1568488048918.jpg (1024x768, 366K)

What's wrong with slow attack submarines?

Fake... we call them boats not ships

I work for one of the companies that builds the new fast attack not gonna name the program, but maybe you server on a ship I helped build, been doing this for almost 6 years

Is the program called Team Submarine Builders?

This. All the good things are slow like slow pot roast or sloe gin

Military fucking faggot welfare Queens. Get a fucking normal job you losers and quit stealing my fucking money. Nobody other than your mommy and maybe your bitch that's been fucking 10 other faggots will come to your funeral but not to mourn but just so they can say "oh I miss user so much, he died fighting for oil and billionaires while being an accomplished thief" goddamn I hate you fucking faggots.

Attached: ce12696.jpg (750x745, 52K)

TSB-FA in this case

TSB-BM is the real crew to get on

Yes.

Trump isn’t in total control. Im not happy about it but life has gone on old same old same old. Whatever.
I spew it on my dirty underwear and toss it in my dirty laundry bag, which hangs right next to you when you sleep. It doesnt smell like cum on the boat. Just diesel, farts, and amine.

Imma boomer guy so, fuck you OP.

What is the best submarine movie?

How much brainwashed do you feel on the count from 5 to 10?

Havent seen a whole lot. K-19 is good. Red october is good. Silent hunter was loved by everyone on the boat but i havent seen it.

Did you go to the west coast of africa and subsequently bomb somali pirates like no one knows but everyone knows you did. And was it you and not just once but like for a whole year.

Welfare queen faggots

Sage sage sage

Attached: 20657bc.jpg (842x948, 79K)

You're all shit cunts and we literally have no need for you. You should be in jail.

Attached: eab1c84.png (564x317, 383K)

You fucking worthless shitbags shouldn't be getting a dime of taxpayer money.

Attached: 74f2658.jpg (4032x3024, 1.14M)

Im not brainwashed. Most people arent. Some of the upper chain and all the chiefs are, though.
Funny you should mention that. But no

Filthy fucking faggot, how many times did you get your shit pushed in at basic?

Attached: ee9ba99.jpg (956x648, 46K)

I think twice. Not much. Boot camp is so irrelevent and so far away from where i am now. Its a joke

Pic related, it's op and his faggot military bros.

Attached: FB_IMG_1441529229536.jpg (720x960, 64K)

I wish that all the time spent sleeping next to a reactor would give you faggots cancer. Because that's what you are to society, fucking cancer.

Attached: D8AFD23B-3732-4C61-A5C1-F5B692A151E4.jpg (700x726, 37K)

What proportion of your fellow service members would help enforce the ethnic cleansing of Jews from America if ordered to in ~10 years?

Attached: 1566956040719.jpg (500x430, 138K)

None of them, they're nothing but each others cock socks on the golden road of welfare. Too lazy to fucking work for it like everyone else; taking that easy road.

Attached: 7075a8d38116f10e5bb298fd6206fc15.png (420x420, 252K)

It’s Das Boot you fucking retard.

>LARP confirmed

Its nearly impossible to be gay on a sub just to let you know

And yet you somehow found the space and time to get fucked by the entirety of the sub, you fucking faggot. Wasting everyones fucking money so you can fuck your bros. You are the worst of the worst, worse than dopefiends, I've met bums with better work ethic.

Attached: the-leftovers-war-sleletonized-bodies-iraqi-battlefields-06-1024x768.jpg (1024x768, 218K)

>Cleaning is a bigggg part of sub life, because its all a sealed tube. Shit routinely overflows out of shower drains
Germanyfag here. i feel huge sympathy for the germans serving in submarines in WWII. propaganda made them highly respected heroes of that time, although life on those boats was not heroic at all.
can you imagine doing service on those boats and what is your opinion on the german types VII and IX?

Submarines are dope, I just got done doing 5 years on an Ohio class. But to brag about it on Yea Forums is a bold move cotton.

Attached: 1566013673215.jpg (500x730, 261K)

And you selfish, greedy, opportunitistic, and fucking lazy faggots can't help but to Shove your filthy little fingers into the pie.

Attached: IMG_20190817_160220.jpg (1242x1188, 190K)

Im not millitary its just common knowledge

If you think Vietnam was an all out war you're retarded.

I was a surface ELT a billion years ago.

Can you hear other guys fapping in those tiny bunks?

So you just swim around ready to nuke targets when you get the call?

why is everyone in the navy gay?

Are there otherworldy things in oceans?

if you think any war other than ww2's last 2 years was an all out war you're autistic.
escalation is a thing in war, little brain. get a fucking education or watch some documentary or read a book.

700,000 french
600,000 NZ, Aus, SK and Thai
2,700,000 US fuckbois
800,000 ARVN

I guess they just needed to commit MORE men. a thousand more and it would be a resounding victory for the highschool dropout army!

Funny part is, Vietnam still has a higher base IQ per genetic indicator, they're smarter than you by nature are and they kicked the shit out of your dumbfuck, corner-cutting, expedience over experience armed forces using fucking bamboo poles.

Attached: triage.jpg (717x960, 221K)

Ex bubblehead here..yeah Das Boot

rekt