YLYL

Don't you dare

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kek

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Rolling for op to suck a dick

It’s actually you sad you lose on this one

They still can't meme lol

youtube.com/watch?v=0jBcLIkeZ-8

Anyone have the video of that weird russian who injected his sperm in an egg?

How did OP find time in his busy schedule of cuck cocksucking to post the one shit image

what the fuck? i dont know if ive ever seen that. ive seen the one of the kid vaping his own cum, but the egg one sounds cool

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This is the Yea Forums I've missed.

i know Yea Forumsro..

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roll faggot

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lovely and floppy

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Putin is all of these.

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youtube.com/watch?v=HNLPXzlz6-I
its a series, there are a lot of videos by him. He died this year, I think

Lost at splendorous..

checkd

TLCM

Nice dubs

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damn, thank you user. that turned out a lot different than what i was expecting.

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i choose assassin, they only go after the special targets then gtfo. they dont go loud.

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There's one video in the series where the creature moves quickly and he crushes it with a book and yells BLYAT. Actually had a good kek at it.

you had so much material to work with and yet it still isn't funny.

c'mon mate

youtu.be/UnkBUTheIC0

youtu.be/8YmLWnQGZhQ
just fuckin found it, that shit was sketchy as fuck

>demolitions
lel

How about the rational fucking adult that wants to pay fewer taxes for horseshit handout policies?

let's find out!

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Apparently I'm the meme hick

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>conservative
>rational
Many keks, thank you.

Found the retard

>doesnt realize ron swanson is a parody
got me

sh-shut up

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lost

Roll

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Rollio

is this bait? those videos are fake you know....

i swear this was some unknown pokemon shit

That meme actually made me chuckle

Rolling conservatives

Rolling for boomer

YES!!!!!!

I swear to god this pic of /pol/tards is as bad as nzfailguy

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wut

I’m by no means a democrat but holy shit look at those betas

based roll

REDDIT MEME, NORMIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>conservatives
>rational adults
I know you're memeing but someone might accidentally take you seriously

I guess number 8 would mostly be me.

But really, most lefty boi memes are objectively bad. I almost want to make lefty memes for you because i feel bad for you, there's plenty of conservative content you could use, but it always falls back on trump or being a white male.

>YLYL
Rawlin

The left does BEGIN to have a point. The previous generation DEFINITELY screwed things up for college loans and such.
But then the left instead of saying "we have to bite the bullet and it will suck for us but we can undo it for our children" instead say pic related. So fuck it.

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So what you're saying is you're crushed by envy, because that will never happen to you.

I really wanna see the leftist version of this meme

The leftist version of this meme is just this meme with
"What the left actually thinks" under it.

Oh, I can do better, hold on.

Rolla

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roll for hitler

the right/left paradigm is false dichotomy, bunch of propaganda, just like reddit, this site is deluged in regurgitated political memes if not outright targeted solely for the purpose of doing so, less straight up adverts which is nice though. it doesn't matter who you vote for beyond a local level, politicians are a part of a system designed to give people the illusion of choice in a society tightly controlled by the hundred some warring groups of elites, not by some chode in office or the fucking jews, they're power brokers who couldn't give a shit less about whether or not they're jewish, think bigger than that.

The jewish lie conspiracy is a convenient way of diverting attention from the grander scheme. Im fed the fuck with this shit, our freedoms are being taken away and people want to point fingers at some other plebian barely making it in these police states because they disagree over shit they can't change unless they work together. Divide and conquer. That's all it is now and people lap it up because they want an easy out. Someone to point the blame at that isn't the monolithic institutions we give power to, the groups of power hungry psychopaths that wrestle for influence over us, disgusting

Holding

Faggot

Here it is in all its glory.

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Rolling.

Rollin

Rolling

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This is a fantastic roll .... count me in!

it's amazing how diverse they really are, almost a clean cross-section of society
>compare to average antifa rally
>nothing but white upper-middle class hipster soyboys and fat dykes

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rollering

What you call 'The Left' is supported by effectively all universities, 95+% of corporations, all of the FIRE sector, the majority of the state, and all people in the West with even a modicum of power outside of a very small handful of rogues like Trump who hardly count as they're extremely milquetoast in 99+% of all historical contexts.

You are not allowed to argue in any public space for the validity of race/ethnos and its societal implications, the ethics of homosexuality, historical oppression narratives, the role of women, religion/philosophy outside of relativism, preservation of white culture, and a whole host of other things. They control the public space.

This Clown World Order wants to create a megacorp hegemon headed by sect of autistic Zucc elites that control and own all; no more private property, familial bonds, community, ethnos, sexual identity, aesthetics, culture, real anthropology, or religion outside of their own, fake relativistic/positivist hybrid. By acting as a father-figure, they weaponize the most vulnerable populations out there (children, minorities, socially-ostracized misfits, the sexually confused, the poor, women, the disabled) to attack any dissonants through the abuse of sympathy, which keeps the underclass weak and unable to fend itself against them by being attacked from both sides/themselves.

These 'conservatives' you make fun of have no institutional power outside of meekly appealing to retarded Classical Liberal ideology about individualism, free markets, and Jeffersonian Constitutionalism. The only reason the elite don't like them is that their policies don't advance their interest as quickly. It's not that their policies don't advance elite interests. They do. It's just that the elite are fucking picky enough to want it to go quicker.

You are a bootlicker through and through.

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Roll for 7, idgaf about the description if i get an hk mr556a1

Thank you based user for posting something I am too uneducated to post myself. ._.7

>left can't maymay

Roll

Rolling

So what do we do? What can we do?

/thread

Well, it did make me chuckle

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rolle

>too uneducated
Unironically dedicated years of my life to studying meta-politics, psychology, philosophy, and theology to save my gf/best friend from the meta-cult, relativists/Buddhist friends, and university Pharisees. I'm overeducated in retardedly specific areas purely for somebody that I love that has to be taken care of like a fucking child. Now I'm on here to jack off and release stress (bad habit). Kill me I need somebody to talk to fuck

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Hilarious.

I hope the dubs mean my theories are right.

why are u jacking off if u saved ur gf?

Rolylyl

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This world is fallen beyond repair and that will not change in your life. You will die along with everybody and everything you know in agony without any relief.

This world was never truly good. However, it has good, true things in it; the people you love, your community, beautiful forms and energies from something higher. Regardless, these are the earthly things that will come to pass and will all eventually leave you. There's only one hope out there.

Know that there is a loving God. Most people kvetch like they have heard words from a madman when I say that, but I was once like you and 90+% of people out there; a relativistic person focused on what I deemed to be pragmatic at the time, because the 'superstition' of old had been done away with by the same people that took away my family, my love's mind, and my future. The shift wasn't all at once. It was a gradual change of heart and mind that took many painful years of unending philosophizing, debates, and research, but hope and truth were my rewards in the end.

To change this world towards the truth and good, you must be an icon of truth and good. Despite all your pain and suffering here, know that it is not in vain if you become this; what you and all others are meant to be.

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dfdfdfdf

Rollos

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I kvetch because I've been brought up with the Christian God, a twisted and grotesque version of a God I am willing to believe in. Institutional religions seem full of shit to me.

Oh man,oh god, oh man oh god

It's okay, you tried

you posted fake cringe bro

is this loss?

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niggers making shitty ylyl threads even shittier

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I understand your position. I don't necessarily ask you to head towards any particular institution. I just ask that you try to seek what is good, remain humble, and resist temptations. Your heart will guide you towards the truth, because the truth is all that you can know.

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You're the fucking normie. LOL.

Roll.

Asha Logos
I wish we could talk more. Thank you for your words of encouragement. They mean very much.

>come to ylyl expecting edgy memes
>get philosophical enlightenment instead
Everytime

>casted

Rollin

Fuck I was thinking the exact same thing!

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Hot.

Chekd and cringd

rolls

This is the worst one so far

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Ben Shapiro is a fucking moron sometimes.

if ur anything but the 'conspiracy theorist' you are retarded

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The way I see it, the star of David is just a brand of sacrifice to protect those that are truly benefiting from this conflict.

If you honestly believe the Jewish conspiracy you're a retard.

It's not the Jews, it's the rich that are distracting you into believing it's the Jews

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ur a fuckin idiot man. solar panels are fuckin pollution

im on a roll

haha, cool little reddit memes my newfriend!

When I look at his pic just makes me think his wife would have fucked those guys if he was there or not.

pretty sure u r right. there are lots of girls (probably like 95%) that wait, but we don't hear about them.

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youtube.com/watch?v=DVPq8RR1biA

Yeah "wait" on tyrones dick maybe. That are just the 95% that don't admit it. Be sure if you were on deploymend your gf/wife fucked somebody else.
And it's your own fault you put someone in this situation, being alone at home worrying wether or not you'll even return.
If you let a women in this emotional state alone, she'll find a way to get some comfort.

youtube.com/watch?v=qtX_A_xJFGU

i am going on deployments very often, i'm PMC. But I am sure my gf is not like ur gf or ur mother.

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hell yeah bro!! fight for jewish freedom!

> Choose your general!

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just. die.

* most of the time.
some just don't spend like 5 minutes to watch a video of a speech of his or something.

- said the Alpha Male, as he typed away on his keyboard

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(you)

Roll.

oh thank god thank you

>But I am sure my gf is not like ur gf or ur mother.
Thats what I was talking about user, my wife and mother are the most loyal people on earth, so if your gf is different she is propably cheating on you. But who could be resentfull, you were the one who let her alone and wasn't there when she had problems/ needed you.
You really picked the wrong guy to try and insult the faithfullness his wife, because mine, (whom is also my submissive) is locked in a chastity belt and we have an agreement that she's not allowed to even touch her pussy without my permission (for times when she's not belted). She'll be punished accordingly if she does so anyway, everything consensual of cause.
You can keep telling yourself she will never cheat on you, I don't care, but one day you'll remember my words.

Roll.

roll lel

Kill yourself

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(you)

Kek
If a conservative made a liberal one of these it would be hate speech

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Mmmm.
.m. No?

Why is she sitting on the couch like a fucking retard?

what secret society is that heart tattoo on her shoulder?

rawl

rolling

hahahaaahahahahahahahahaha

thanks lori

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you seem pretty knowledgeable about reddit user...

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Lmao yeah ok cuck, maybe she'll sleep around on your beta ass but perhaps your taste in women is just fucking awful.

>But I am sure my gf is not like ur gf or ur mother.
Cope harder kikeslave

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lost to that
imagine: we're just one fart-porn scene away to have our own clown-world version of the Blowing of the Trumpets of the Apocalypse
and it's a didgeridoo

fgdfgd

That was uncalled for.

WHY DO YOU ANNOYING CUNTS HAVE TO TAKE AWAY MY FUN.
CAN YOU FUCK OFF AND TAKE YOUR POLITICAL CRAP WITH YOU?

relax user youre reading too much into how someone sits for chrissakes sometimes i sit on my knees too its oddly comfortable on the right seats try it sometime

The only requirement to being a conservative is a lack of self-awareness

Wow! Mind: bottled ...

thanks for the information mr. reddit meme librarian

I hope they overlay the scene with didgeridoo music from the 60’s

Because her pussy is so wet thinking about all those big black cocks and she doesn't want to leave a stain on the couch.

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>private money = jewish freedom

do you even know what PMC is?

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The left doesnt even need to meme them

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Today, on things that never happened:

rolll

Gib milkies

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Got me. Fuuuuuck

“Newfriend”. Imagine thinking you’re cool because you spend all your wanking over Yea Forums. You’re pathetic man

>tfw i delude myself daily Yea Forums is my own safespace

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BWHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I GOT YOU GUYS SO GOOD AHAHAHAHAH FART LOL GET TROLLED BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA TROLLING 100% COMPLETE AHAHHA

rolllin

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>What now?
You get triggered responses by people who took the bait

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She had to be extremely horny, 99% sure she did it on purpose

rollio

Rawl

Haha

czkd

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whtvr roll

rolling in the deep

HOW THE FUCK IS THIS THREAD STILL UP ITS COMPLETE ASS CANCER

roll roll roll

lloR

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hhhhb

Roll

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Kekkk!

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Rolling for good

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you're so very wrong that you have no idea how wrong you are

youtube.com/watch?v=vs41JrnGaxc

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Rolo

not even the dan-dankest...

shut the fuck up ok?

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AAs contain base not acid

Get off my fucking Yea Forums you degenerate nigger

Imagine trying to debate these people in a fucking ylyl thread.

Lost
But also reported for pony content

And then this faggot feels like he acomplished something

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kek I thought my internet had gone out when I hit "update" and this thread was still alive. Damn, a 13 hour long thread on Yea Forums. neat

googled it, this is actually real. he tweeted it 8 years ago and apparently people are still mocking him in that tweet thread

The meme is fucking hilarious though. Or am I missing an extra layer of irony that it's actually a meme made by a conservative pretending to be a leftard that doesn't recognize a meme format?

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roll

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yes please

Help me populate this thread

No

>"The left can understand Humor you retard"
>Falls for the most obvious bait

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Prolly still smarter than a Negroe.

acquire aids

Shut up idiot

lol those are the oath queefers. Nobody supports them, especially not /pol/.
Civnat jokes

NYPA, faggot

rolli

Maybe she's been walking around in high heels all day

I thought those was going to be a Die Hard joke and left disappointed

roll

wat game was this? I vaguely remember it

That's om

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rollo

very nice looking doggo

this is actually funny

lost at Jayonnaise

That's amazing. Tell me more, daddy!

> avoiding soy is for tin hat conspiratatds

Stay feminized, lefty cuck.

It was a die hard joke, just not a good one

Thanks.

Source cute

Roll

This wasn't a meme, this was the leaked script for the film.

The joke will be on her when I throw battery acid in her face.

Serving in the army is such a bitch move. I'm glad we have millions of braindead morons to serve in the army so I can be an engineer.

You can do better...

For Fuck sakes just go back faggot

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Rolling

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People are evil the world , no, the universe is better off without us. Untill you can remove greed we are all fucked. Simple as that

Core of every religion," don't be greedy"
Problem is if everyone in the world was not greedy, it takes one greedy one to fuck it all up

Since when was the whole board infested to the brim with redditors? I could live with there being a bunch of shitty trap/wwyd/bbc threads everywhere but atleast the YLYL threads were always gold. Not anymore though. I fucking hate redditor humor.

STFU moralfag
gb2 facebook retard

The greedy

XIII

What is this 2010? Trolls are just like boomers" well back and my day...(yada yada yada) ..... Problem?( Troll face)"

Who the fuck breaks the balls from that angle. I'm pretty sure she was gonna miss completely.

Engineer on Yea Forums, what a genius you are.

My childhood is now ruined for the better.

Either be the change or fuck off, don't need your bitching to become a meme

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kys

Wonder why the one with the obviously shooped out watermark keep getting shared more than the o.c.
Pic related

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Here we call them faggots.

What's so funny about this picture of the LGBTQ community?

pretty much what I expected.

look at how garbage this person is and laugh

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XIII. I had it for ps2. Great story mode!

The rest is just fucking porn it's sad

Go back? As if your shitty starter pack could be trying any harder

This was a meme right?
Tell me it was a meme.

pog dude

The Hapsburgs: the longest running meme of Europe

GAYbriel's Trumpet, amirite?

Shut the fuck up before I downvote you and take the reddit gold away from you, wretch.

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Its a bulletproof vest dumbass

who the fuck uses the word "slaps" in the context of music?

Good bait. I’m surprised it didn’t get more replies.
Based illiterate Alfa mail