Criticize me

Sure. I act all confident but I rarely let a girl close though for fear that she'll laugh at me. I tend to try and get with girls who seem like they wouldn't laugh or that they're also not confident. I've hot some pretty attractive girls but I know a few of them were just using me so meh. I'm just sad all the time. And angry. Like, I don't want a huge porn star dick but come on man.

Looks good. What's the Nair product you use?

like how small are we talking 5 inches?

If I press all the fat down at one point it was like 5.75. I gained more weight so it's probably like 4.5 now. I have no idea what length it would be if I were skinny cause I never have been.

TJ Kirk?

Do you want children? If so then stop chasing obvious whores and settle with a wife who would want that, but I doubt a contemporary woman would not whore out for a better sex partner, considering all the subversion and degeneracy around. She can fight all she want, she will succumb to sexual pleasure and cheat, with that said, dont go into the cuck category but its possibly the only option to still maintain a household for your child
Eventually just consider celibacy and get enlightened, sex is irrelevant outside of reproduction

>fear that she'll laugh at me
>almost 6 inches
Dude no reasonable woman would laugh at that

yeah i was thinking this nigga was like 3 inch hard he is average he should try to loose weight.

He fears being laughed at most likely due to porn brainwashing 6 inches/15 cm is enough to make a woman cum 20000 times in a second plus he mentioned before his girth is good

I said if I push all the fat back. Without doing that it's like 3 inches.

Yeah so just lose weight and stop complaining on Yea Forums stay slim ripped so it doesnt look small compared to arnold schwarzenegger build

yeah pornstars are fucking freaks of nature thats why they get paid millions to fuck whores on cam

Yeah cause it's just that easy. I'm not OP BTW

Nair lanolin or something like that from walmart

sites.google.com/site/hackbookeasypeasy/home
I suggest you read this then, get rid of slave mentality and find faith in something

Um, who said I was addicted to porn? LOL

This is a universal method concerning addiction nigga if you fat then you addicted to at least one thing be it laziness food or alcohol, whatever you can analyze and assert as addiction
Eventually and as a last resort you can build an addiction to fitness but then you can risk going over the top and becoming real life roblox

Fat fuck with a small looking dick here. My fupa makes its a mushroom head, but if I push it all back it's about 6in and kinda thin. Easily fits inside a toilet paper roll.

I was always fat. But I'm "light on my feet" if that makes any sense. Like a linebacker. Never got picked on or anything In junior high and high school. People generally said I was pretty chill and fun to be around. So I had way more confidence than I had any business having.

Still I knew my dick looked small and whenever I'd fool around with a girl it was mostly me fingering or going down on them and then saying it's cool if they didn't want to reciprocate. They'd always take the out and I never had to whip it out. Sometimes they'd rub me through my jeans (nobody ever mentioned it being small so I guess I lucked out there).

Finally whipped it out in the summer after high school. She laughed at me and made fun of it, etc etc. That cut me deep. But I kept my cool and was like "yeah but you're still gonna suck it, so..." She did and that was my first bj and my first steady gf.

I'm in a long term relationship now and she's cool with me. So I guess I lucked out again.