I've never had alcohol before and I'm too scared to take a single sip

I've never had alcohol before and I'm too scared to take a single sip.
>what is it like?
please dont tell me the typical "you feel stupid and light headed"
>give me some real insight into the experience

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it depends on how much you drink, take a fucking sip and see how that is. Then take a mouthful, then drink a shot. Or don't, who gives a fuck about such a silly fucking subject

hell fucking no. ive never met anyone in my life whos only had one drink. its as addictive as fucking meth

my grandma has had alcohol twice in her 78 years of being alive and didn't like it either time

the only way to know what it's like is to try it and find out. it's enjoyable if you don't overdo it; lots of people like it for a reason.

This.

One sip isn't going to do anything to you except make you gag. That's why people take shots or do mixed drinks.
Just take a shot, chase it with coke or whatever you like and see how you feel. One shot won't do too much but it should do something if you've never drank before.

then your grandma is the one and only example ive ever heard of

If you are that much of a pussy about it then don't have any and be done. Missing out in my opinion.

no way am i touching that stuff. no one just drinks once

i dont want it to be something i do every year

It does make my head feel weird, but it could be related to my condition, I get brain zaps from many things. Aside from that, the typical increased body heat, euphoria followed by passing out as the effect begins to wear off and I'm just burnt out. Keep in mind I haven't got shitfaced yet though, I fear that I may have a seizure if I get too daring.

This is obviously a troll thread.

It breaks down your central nervous system. You go number as you drink. You release more dopamine as you drink.

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>someone doesn't think like i do
tHiS iS a TrOlL

Aight bud. you gotta be joking. it tastes like strange not sweet soda for beer and for liqors it has a nicestronge taste with a burning sensation going down your stomach the first time but the next its great

fuck drinking smoke weed instead

its a good time. helps you relax and get to a more "I dont give a fuck" state

im just curious- how many of you smoke weed? I drink on the regular but im considering getting back into pot to switch things up

Strong liqueurs will make your mouth and throat warm up, and leave you feeling warm

that sounds both extraordinarily dangerous and disgustingly irresponsible

Everyone turns into goombas and you become an Italian plumber

yup, exactly

It’s overrated; and different alcohols give you a different kind of drunk feeling since they’re technically different concoctions

Like whiskey will make you feel different than say tequila, and whatever else. It’ll make you feel like you need it but it is the farthest thing you need in your life

Remember, brother

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It's poison

You’ll go crazy don’t do it it’s called a spirit because demons control drunks

Alch is better than weed

Its tasted disgusting and makes you feel like shit the following day, dont believe the brainwashing,societal bullshit that is "good" or nice or its an "acquired" taste...i did consume alcohol when i was younger to socialise with friend on weekends.....but stopped after a year, why on earth should i feel like shit the following day just to have a good time wirh friends??? If we cant have a good time without drinking....i need better friends...but thats just me....fuck alcohol

>its as addictive as fucking meth
You are either underaged as fuck or trolling. Either way KYS I was gonna reply seriously until I saw this stupid shit.

>what is it like
mods

You're right. Cigarettes are worse. And far more stupid.

Happier and happier. Then sadder and sadder. But most people can control themselves

autism

ehh you don't HAVE to have it. take me, for example. i CHOOSE not to have it. i'm not scared of it or anything. i just don't want it. i don't see any need of having it. i have a good time with this computer. also hangovers don't sound too fun. i try to find fun over the internet since i graduated high school 3 years ago and don't have any friends left to hang out with.

Reverse Satan Trips say Stay Away from Demon Alcohol

Alcohol has never made me feel stupid or act as retarded as you see everyone else acting. You feel somewhat light headed the more you drink. Buy some whiskey and enjoy a nice, warm feeling in your stomach. Basically alcohol tastes like shit and people use it as an excuse to be an annoying dick.

>Basically alcohol tastes like shit
spoken like a true alcoholic

Alcohol in small to moderate quantities can be pleasant. It can give you a warm feeling, and just enough will make your head bull a little. And yes: You might start feeling a little light headed, though it's more like a swishy feeling when you move.

Your inhibitions lower. At lesser levels, you're a bit more open to say things. At somewhat higher levels, you're almost like a faucet. Your filters turn off. Your "maybe not" can turn into, "Sure, why not?" all too quickly. Of course, this depends on the "kind" of drunk you are. Some people react differently, and either let go, or further restrict themselves when they start feeling the loss of control.

Is it something I'd miss if suddenly all the alcohol in the world were gone? Not really. I can enjoy a good beer or whisk(e)y, and I can like a slight buzz on a night at home. But it's not a necessity to me.

So if you choose to try alcohol, take it slow, and try things for what you like. Don't drink for a buzz or to compensate for unwanted emotions. Drink for enjoyment only, and avoid excess except for rare occasions.

Not only does it suck to regret decisions the next day, hangovers are a bitch.

>Alcohol in small to moderate quantities can be pleasant. It can give you a warm feeling, and just enough will make your head bull a little.
Not that user but this, right now. After 3 bottles of Sierra Nevada Torpedo. I feel at one with the universe.

Makes you slightly uncoordinated. Makes you dumb and hot. Makes girls put out cause it stops you from giving a fuck about social norms cause it dumbs you. Next day you have to piss out your ass half a dozen times. Highly recommend to mix it with psychedelics but by itself it's garbage!

Juiceboi

IVe tried crack only once. Smoked opium only one night.

Acid and cider is blessed

yeah but you cant say the same for alcohol

LSD and apple cider? are you a witch?

i fucking love smoking weed drinking and snorting lines after a hard days work fuck it.

I didn't drink for over a year cause where I lived ganja was legal. Once it gets legal here I'm never drinking again weed is better.

>tHiS iS a TrOlL
newfag get out

i like having beer and weed the high gets better.

you misconstrue the 'addictivness' of alcohol with the social drive to do it. Many more external factors contribute to the likelyhood of a person becoming addicted to alcohol (but any substance really) than simply liking the feeling

Imagine drinking burning poison and then getting really fuzzy and blurry like youre dreaming after you force yourself to drink that awful shit over and over for 30 minutes. Potentially puke it all up if you drink too much and if you wanna have a good time youll likely drink too much. Then the next day you feel like complete shit when you wake up. All honesty its fucking ass OP get some weed and smoke up you will thank me later.

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my preferred drink is rum and coke it's sweet and easy to down, you feel like you're slowed down physically as if your arms are lagging, closest i'd put it to is when you take sleeping medicine melatonin, etc. honestly alcohol really is not bad just drink in moderation dont drink it all the time.

you can dance around the causes all you want. no one who takes a drink doesnt drink again. thats addiction retard. even if society is to blame. its because they are collectively addicted

the best and worst times of my life where when i got drunk as fuck i got in a threesome and fucked 2 drunk whores and i got beat up and robbed by a bunch of niggers after a party

This exactly and it'll make your stomach tingly

>I'm too scared to take a single sip

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People don't drink for the taste. People only drink for a couple of reasons

They're trying to get some or their life is miserable. The taste is shit.

Came heee to say this.

Lawyer detected

truth. this is genuinely the lawyer's end game based on the lawyers i socially know