Tell me something interesting about yourself!
Tell me something interesting about yourself!
no
Yes.
I have played minecraft since beta
Eventually Bananabot is just gonna go for any thread with that as OP.
Also who is that? Big qt
I have a 4.5" penis in both length and girth!
Colbs was an inside job.
I pee standing up. True story.
im the most uninteresting person i think that's interesting
>girth
can't fuck
>length
wouldn't fuck
Have you now?
And I will continue to post more.
Ichigo from Aikatsu
Jesus what the fuck how
I'm inside ur job
WOAH WTF
I think you're interesting and cute and whatnot
i have a small birthmark on my upper right thigh
you need to stop looking in the mirror when you say that
10/10 would caress the thigh
>Ichigo from Aikatsu
thanks. been posting in these threads and it was nagging at me
girth (circumference), not diameter...
I keep finding scratches on my back.
I do not know how. I do not own a pet. I've never felt them get there, I just keep getting (small, barely visible in a picture) wounds, only on my back.
I'm not and you are you doofus
Hey, no problem!
That's a shame. I'm sure you'll find someone eventually tho
You're being possessed. Seek help
I disbelieve you.
Yeah and I believe you're my fuccboi, what now?
>That's a shame. I'm sure you'll find someone eventually tho
yeah.. sure...
maybe i'll even let you do it~
i figure there's something that causes them while you're sleeping... is your bed next to a wall?
That's probably a skin condition, or maybe something about capillaries. Go to a doctor they will fix you
I believe in you!
>maybe
Mhmm.
I cannot disbelieve that.
You are true
*slaps ur ass and calls you Shirley*
Uhm I really like making music if that's interesting at all
Fist my piss hole news daddy
if you're a good boy
>checked dubs
anyway i finally hugged my best fren who happens to be a cute femoid a couple days ago. Awkward but now there's precedent for hopefully more and she liked it >///
No, there is nothing I could scratch against.
>possessed
...I'll find an exorcist, you find psychiatric help for yourself..
>I believe in you!
thx dude!
I stare at the ceiling sometimes
yes you are, i know you always look in the mirror when you call someone cute and im not a doofus, im the very adorable Djeeta!!
hmm, actually i think i'm more inclined to believe it's some kind of skin condition now
i just space out a little sometimes. even when i work or drive
They're definitely scratches, no patches or anything.
That is super interesting! What's your favorite genre and what instrument do you play?
Okay no I'll just RIP IT OFF
I am the best boi.
What were the circumstances around you hugging her? I hope you didn't just do it out of the blue, that'd be kinda creepy
The power of Christ compels you!
Any time
no
>What were the circumstances around you hugging her? I hope you didn't just do it out of the blue, that'd be kinda creepy
just as a thanks for gas money. she had hugged me first though like a week earlier over way smaller stuff, so i'm starting to think it's just a thing now. No i didn't just latch a hold of her, kek
maybe if you stop telling me to kill myself in voice
im not frustrating, im the adorable anime girl that does nothing wrong and is always nice to everyone and loves everyone!!!
You don't get to say no
Oh so she knows you're poor and pities you... oof
I never do that!
The fact that you say that is part of what makes you so damn frustrating.
you can even tolerate me? god you're good
of course not
Watch me say no.
No no no no. No no no. No. No no. No no no no.
No no no no no no no no no no no no no no.
im not frustrating at all, i think you hate cute anime girls that are so adorable they overshadow you!!!
i can tolerate everyone! i know im good but im not the best
If I did I'm sorry I don't mean it ;~;
Watch me say yes
yes yes yes yes. yes yes yes. yes. yes yes. yes yes yes yes.
Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes.
I disagree. You are incredibly frustrating
Okay.
nah m8 i cart her around everywhere, and she gave me 5 bucks. seriously she hasn't transported herself anywhere in probably a month because no driver's license.
I painstakingly copied your post, you should show more enthusiasm!
Oh no is she underaged?
I'm extra enthusiastic. So very.
no. i'm not into the whole gf thing anyway
also you must be genuinely concerned, i haven't seen a worried pic yet
im not frustrating!!!! your bow is frustarting because of how big it is! im liked! no one hates me too much so you're the weird one and the mean one here :(
ur a cheeky cunt, DP.
Oh well good, that's comforting. Go for it then I guess
When did I ever say I hated you? Jeez you're being pretty emotionally manipulative here
But you still love me anyway.
you always apologize but then end up being mean to me again
i know you hate me because you keep calling me frustrating :(
im not frustrating im the cute Djeeta that people love a lot and im not known for being frustrating!! stupid bow girl
>go for it
nah. no gf is kinda comfy, but having gf would be good. not really sure, wwyd
Yeah, such is my curse
FINE, I'll never be mean to you again ok?
Frustration isn't hate you dork
I'd go for it, seems like she actually likes you for the most part. Unless you've been lying
And I love you, too
is it my charm that makes you frustrated? there's no need to be jealous of my adorableness
No u
Naw, it's mostly that you don't accept who you are
djeeta annoying
we've also been frens since we were kids if that's any good info. seriously i remember her 80's themed bday party even though she was way young to know about it. So am i for that matter, im 18 mods no bannie
no u x infinity
who am i bow friend? who are you?
oke
Aaaaaayyyyyyy
Go for it then. Not much to lose.
no u x infinity +1
>pretending you don't know who I am
Will you suck my dick if I do?
I know I said I wouldn't be mean to you but can I be mean to Fortune? I really really want to rn
>not much to lose
also she's my only fren. i have people i know at work, but they're not frens yet
you know you're my favorite hah
how are you today colbs? is everything going well for you?
my soft sensitive soul can't handle the bulli, but i'm sure fortune can!
come at me
Depends on how nice your dick is. I might!
Seems like you have a choice to make, then. I can't make it for you.
I am? Awww....
I'm well, thank you for asking! I dun wanna work tomorrow tho :(
I was gonna go off on him but Fortune's too nice, I'd just feel like a dick for being mean to him
I hate centrists so goddamn much
Why?
ah, i see
fortune is very nice, yes
They try to please everyone but all they do piss off everyone, they need to grow a pair and stand up for what they believe in
>tfw your ex says she's in an unhappy relationship
Pfft
Yeah! Extremism is the only way!
He is, to a fault. Can't say a genuinely bad thing about him
is that why you take it out on me instead?
everyone's my favorite!
that's good, hopefully tomorrow is good for you too, i want to call out tomorrow too but we have to go sometimes, i really dont want to work though hah, i miss the weekends, they're too quick
Naw, I'm just sardonic in general
You're precious and I appreciate you
At least I have the balls to have an actual opinion instead of autisticly yelling about how both sides are as bad as each other
Right, because you autistically yelling your dumbass biased opinion is better eh?
how's that a lie? ;-;
i've never meditated before, how is it?
Everyone can't be your favorite, that defeats the purpose of the word!
It's easier than people think, literally all you do is get comfortable regulate your breathing and think
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sounds pleasant
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