I'm a philosopher; ask me anything

You didn't think this thread through much did you? A wiser man once said nothing. You enjoy peace of mind? You came to the wrong place.

What?

Why are you such a fagggot?

I have certainly not. To be a philosopher means to love knowledge and wisdom. Only you yourself can tell whether you do that

I enjoy my comfort

I don't think anything you can or will tell me will disrupt my peace of mind, as it would only be disrupted by actiins of myself

May you please post a picture if your Mama's pussy? I said nay cause if I said can you'd pull some dumb shit "Yes I CAN do that, but I won't" okay so now do it.

what is the point of life

>ask me anything
Why?

Because of the normative power of the facts

You do realize being a philosopher is only a stepping stone on the path right? You're still yet to complete individuation. To identify as the philosopher means to identify with a persona. You have not reached the true self.

This will prove difficult as I don't habe one and I have no intresst in changing this

There isn't one

No reason

I'm not here to disrupt your peace but if that happens then I'm sorry. I Just wanted to make you think. When you speak you only repeat what you have learned. When you listen you learn. Just because you identify with the title philosopher doesn't mean you've achieved omniscience.

Everyone has a mother but fine you think you're cute pap daddy's dick c'mon

A lot of (shitty) restaurants blanch their fries. So they have buckets of cut fries that are partially cooked in the deep frier then put back into the fridge or whatever, then thrown back in the dee fryer when an order comes up. Some (most) places do it with battered fish too. Not at my restaurant though, everythings cooked fresh. Its not fucking hard to dip fish in batter and drop it in a deep fryer

I do realise that. But I don't mind travelling the path for as long as it takes as the path is one of many pleasures

Indon't think I know anything about the world

What is your perception on dreams?

How much do you regret making this thread?

I'm so sorry, I think I wont be able to help you with that

How much of a boner do these tits give you op? 10%? 100% gimme a range

These tits

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Fine, pap your dick and balls

I can tell you it takes a long time but it is worth it. To achieve nirvana is elusive but simple. We've written the messages in the arts. Connect the dots to lead you further. I too am on your path. I'm Just walking back from where you're headed.

I think they help our minds make sense of what we experience

I don't

Even with all these shit questions?

Maybe 5...

Fan of jung? I can tell you he's certainly very well traveled. He mapped it out rather well.

What constitutes a shit question? That's a matter of perception. Not op.

I've been there. I've fallen in and out of it for the past 5 years and I don't think I will stop doing that for the next 5

Is god gay?
Can a microwave oven kill your wiener?
Is licking doorknobs illegal?
What is ligma?

Okay boner level these tits, how badly do you want to shoot your knowledge goo on her as she bounces her tits up and down on your lubed up dick and finished you off with a hand job?

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why are you such an enormous faggot, oh gay one

I don't mind them

A philosopher just a high end douchebag.

What's your philosophy on that?

What is the reason we repair broken electronics?

Can't say I've read any if his work yet though I am looking forward to doing that soon

True

Don't know any of that

60% Not so much, I just came...

Fine then post your mom's pussy if it's such a fantastic question.

I took a seminar on it

Licking doorknobs is only illegal on other planets

You'll get tired of it. That's why we came here in the first place. That's why we created it. Don't take life too seriously. The rules only get harder. Letting go just the same.

Don't have one

Ligma balls

Wouldn't know

That's your perception and you're allowed to have it. Doesn't make it right. Just your opinion. Those who judge usually cannot empathise due to a lack of experience. That's okay too. You'll get there. Or not. Doesn't matter. Not op.

I can't take life seriously.

take a guess cunt

Probably

Why?

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Do you consider niggers human?

Nobody said it was a fantastic question but I'll take that as a sort of Freudian slip. Thank you. Not that it strokes my ego much.

I don't know. You tell me, why did you ask?

Yes

What's wrong with you?

A lot, probably.

Then why be a philosopher? Maybe something more fun that strikes your fancy? You could be doing anything more interesting than talking to me yet here we are. This game is fun. I seldom get to play it.

Why?

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Why not?

See asking myself questions with no answer is fun to me. I ask the question for the questions sake. I can't imagine anything more fun then doing what I'm doing

Poor showing, simplistic and predictable answers. 30 days in the cube

The real reson why is that I want to get en echo of the world so I can know it reacts to me. I want to know I exist and just want to be witnesd

I recommend listening to tool, gojira, fear factory and Mushroomhead. Decent music with the themes you enjoy. Sorry if it's not your flavor. Walking the mental circles is the easy way to distract yourself while feeling proactive. The easiest way to go sane through insanity. The greatest joke ever written is the cosmic.

Want leads you further from bliss. Desire is of the ego. Let that shit go. Don't question for questions sake. Converse for conversations sake. Experience the interaction. True happiness is living in the present moment. I'm glad to share it with you.

Thx I will check them out

What wrong with simplicity? Does everything need to be complicated? Isn't all complicated things broken down to simplistic parts working interactively?

If you were in a room with a 10/10 porn star with a major in philosophy and she says you can either fuck or talk philosophy which are you picking, pretend you have not jerked off in a week or two. She only has ten minutes.

You're not wrong. Yet what I mean tonsay is that I aim to do everything I do not as a means tonan end but as its own end. And in this make my life it's own end, the ultimate exercise in futility

Why not both? Your situation is poorly thought through. You fuck too seriously.

Fuck her. Pholosophy majors are mostly boring to talk to

what is good and what is evil?

She only wants to focus on one, respect her wish.

Pussy and Trump

That is in the eye of the beholder. Good and evil are set according to your values and not according to how the world is

Thoughts on Trump?

why do things exist?

How do you know they do. Not OP, just asking

I find him rather boring to be honest

because my 5 senses are being stimulated even if its an illusion

Because "nothing" cannot be. Existence is either possible or nessessary. And the possibility of something is something therefore nothing couldn't be

And what leads you to believe your senses are reliable?

I like it. Interesting take on it. Now that seems like an original philosophy. Find what you love and let it kill you right? I guess mine is to live as much in the moment as possible and add memories to the collective consciousness.

They don't have to be. Something is percieving. That is already somethin and not nothing

Why can't she respect mine of wanting both? Respect works both ways. If she can't handle both she's a bad porn star and philosopher.

What's working at Rally's like!

You don't tell a 10/10 what to do, she'll just leave you for being arrogant

Do children with OCD who like to type out the Nigger word, How basic is that?

I'm pretty sure you can only live in the moment when what you do is its own end. When you drink water not to still your thirst but to drink water you will be in the moment and it will feel awesome

You haven't experienced nirvana. All it is is nothing lol.

What's Rallys?

Is life a tool of entropy?

What it is is the turning point of a swing

What if I'm a 10? 10s are only a matter of perception. What's 10 to one is not 10 to all.

Don't know

Oh water is one of my favorites lol it's so good for you. Shits crazy.

No duh. Who reads that question and thinks Wait, a 10/10 for me or a 10/10 for my buddy Mike? She's a 10/10 for you. Dude if I offer you a cookie or a cupcake and say pick one, you pick one.

is there inherent meaning behind existence?

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

I don't think there is

According to this, both our dicks are really small.

Excuse me?

can u explain nick land to me

What's your solution for the Euthyphro dilemma?

Mind explaing your thought process behind that statement?

Haven't read anything of his. Sorry

>I'm a philosopher; ask me anything

You're in a desert, walking along in the sand when all of a sudden you look down and see a tortoise. It's crawling toward you... You reach down and flip the tortoise over on its back. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over. But it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping. Why is that?

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That's different. I'd assume if i get one then you get the other and i do appreciate the offer but sex and talking can happen simultaneously. I once fucked a prostitute and asked her how she got into that line of work, then told her if she loves what she does she'll never work a day in her life. We talked and i still came. I guess honestly, I'd rather fuck. Talking philosophy always comes back to the same shit and that cycle gets old fast.

I have discovered a truly marvelous proof that OP is a fag but the character limit is too small to contain it

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Why is post-modernism so interested in studying the human being in his single pieces not caring that human beings let companies like Apple, Google and China exist?

We're measuring our enlightenment is all. Yours has a nice shape though.

It's obvious. The gods decide as there is no such thing as the inherently good

what gives commodities value?

Because I'm a dick?

God damn it you should've just said that you want to fuck in the first place then cause you just spent all her time arguing about why she should give you both. Now she has to leave and feels awkward for the rest of the day, you've ruined her day.

Life sadly is a oneupmanship. Though I don't think I was trying to show say your wrong, I just wanted to say the same thing differently.

Who ever values them

Their usefulness, ease of access, and amount available? Its simple economics, Dumbass.

Based

If she let's that ruin her day then that's her fault. She could just move on and have a good day still. I'll jerk it, the world keeps turning. We really shouldn't be fucking on such a tight schedule anyway.

Good night everyone. This was fun, might be here again some time. Thank you for your thoughts.

Why are things the way they are?

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Either because causality made it happen or coinsidence. Choose whichever makes you feel better, there's no way of showing which one it is

To even try and describe it keeps us at bay from achieving it. Trying to achieve it keeps us even farther. To me a turn in a swing doesn't seem right. It just simply is. It's pure existence and awareness. Life really is about the journey. The destination is kinda boring so we keep coming back to play the game again.

Thank you. My ego is super hard now.

fuck u

Anytime. Look for the Jungian mystic. He's pretty chill too. I typically go by shaman. Night. Have a beautiful time.

Ever read Alan Watts? His thoughts on this are very interesting

Well since a lot of people want to apparently, it's going to cost a pretty penny.

I'm very familiar with his work. Just introduced my mother to him.

I will, thank you for the recomendation

Well i think this thread is dead. Everyone, back to beating off.

kys

Do you believe in physicalism or dualism and why?

Why?

No, (you)

How can we call a chair a "chair" when all the chairs in our experience are different? In other words, how can non-identical things be justifiably said to be identical bearing the same name/label? If we cannot explain this for simple concretes like chairs, how can we do this for non concretes like furniture or liberty?

If a chicken and a half can lay an egg and a half in a day and a half - how long would it take a grasshopper with a wooden leg to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle?

Thats not very philosophical

Not OP here but I'll take a stab at it. We can call a chair a "chair" because regardless of what kind of chair it is, all chairs have clear attributes that are shared. We can call non-identical chairs "chairs" because all objects with the purpose of chair and have the characteristics of a chair are indeed a chair. We can apply this to non-concretes like "liberty" because we know the basic characteristics of liberty and can apply the same concept as we do with the chair

Are you against a Yea Forums including porn or you're a yellow. Asking for a bunch of fag friends.

Thanks for your reply - most appreciated. The sharing of attributes is a curious argument but did you miss a word or a line here: "...with the purpose of chair AND have the..."?

Sorry if the sentence is poorly written lmao. I was trying to say that if an object posseses the attributes of what we believe is a chair, as well as the object having the purpose of the chair, then that object is a chair

So the object/chair must have 1/ the same attributes of a chair and 2/ the same purpose which we ascribe to the object. Is purpose an attribute of the chair or merely our beliefs?

when will you kill yourself?