Character comes down for breakfast

yo this nigga eating beans

Its clearly british you tard

It's a kebab shop, probably filled with popcorn chicken or something slightly less bizarre than actual pop corn

This isn't American, it's a Scottish thing that came South to England. Although I've not seen one where I live. The wider internet doesn't know but Scotland is full of fat high cholesterol people. They deep fry everything.

>popcorn for breakfast
explain yourselves bongs

Obsessed third worlder it is.

for me? it's osiris.

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>popcorn
>fries
>3 slices of toast
>beans
>mushrooms
>sliced tomato
Not only is this person obese but they clearly have no idea what breakfast foods are.

fuck, why can't america sell munchie boxes

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I prefer a big breakfast followed by light snacks rest of the day. I have more energy and am a lot less hungry throughout the day and make better decisions on food.

Cope

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>americans
Lol what an obsessed retard this is fucking british

based retard

Popcorn used to be a breakfast food in the nineteenth century. God knows why it would be used now, though

>merely pretending

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>Scotland is full of fat high cholesterol people. They deep fry everything.
We know because the white trash part of America is where all the Scottish people settled.

Refer to

>there are sad anons out there who don't have beans as part of their breakfast

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pure conditioning, you'd be fine only eating snacks all day and then having supper

>toast
>>beans
>>mushrooms
>>sliced tomato
all common breakfast foods

Do Americans really consider this a "light" breakfast?

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Do you fart all day?

I love popcorn, maybe i should start eating it for breakfast.

keep coping
this is a 4 AM snack to prime the stomach before breakfast

That looks good.

amerifat detected

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This is a mid-brunch snack. To get you by in that time between breakfast and brunch.

Christ I feel drunk looking at this. I'm almost there, drunk and sad, in some strange front room, regretting buying this and wanting to just teleport to my own bed but knowing I can't escape, and I'll wake up feeling like shit and have to pretend to be nice in the morning, and wait until whoever's house I'm in wakes up and lets me leave because I won't be able to find the key to leave on my own or something.

I have a cup of black coffee in the morning because I'm not a faggot queer that has to eat a quarter to half of my calorie intake at the beginning of my day.

>3rd world brits falseflagging as some other third worlders

i live getting my lol on
anyone else?
like if you do

The ideal way to eat popcorn is like cereal. Pop it up, put it in milk with butter and sugar. It's fucking golden.

We do

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Fry ups are a weekend treat you dumb tard

>a quarter to half of my calorie intake
you are vastly underestimating how many calories are on that plate

damn.....

Or I could eat my big meal at the start of the day and a light supper? What's the difference?

and then you get home and sleep the day away and thats a whole weekend wasted

No, no I'm not. Dumbass.

fair play if you do, the main difference is that people normally eat 3 big meals now instead of 1

Holy shit, Americans eat this EVERY weekend?

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>eating breakfast
Kek

I remember getting a pair of Osiris shoes and thinking I was hot shit for awhile. Good times.

brits are the americans of europe so you aren't far off

wtf is that little haribo egg on top. like a fucking quail egg

kek so true, I'm stressed out now and none of this actually happened

>calorie intake
What are you some kind of mincing faggot?

You know how advertisers use all kinds of tricks to make their burgers look delicious in ads? I think they accidentally went the other way here, this looks like fucking plastic

Holy fuck you're retarded.

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>haribo egg
watch out guys, this fattie thinks about candy literally all day
don't get crushed

Reminder you can't call yourself a human male if you don't eat like this

Breakfast
>Half gallon of black coffee
Lunch
>F150 exhaust and pussy
Dinner
>Half of an entire cow and pussy

>all the brits ITT trawling for (You)s
I’m on to your game

Bruh, that's easily 3000+ calories in that entire meal. Easily, and that's on the low end.

Why does american food look fake? Not having a go I like america and americans very much but your food always looks like it's made of not food

This sounds like a very reddit post

Huff a proper Chevy you mongoloid

youtube.com/watch?v=MflT0I7ZPCs

>this whole thread
bongoloids should be culled

because it's not made out of food
bread has four or five ingredients, i guarantee the bread in that image has more than thirty
the burger is probably mostly beef but filled with preservatives and disgusting shit
the fries again are probably mostly potato but coated in a substance then fried in oil and seasoned with random shit
the sad excuses for tacos are a frankenstein monster of different protein substitutes and chemicals

what did he mean by this?

cope

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thats how the germans do it.

this but unironically

If you think that is close to 1250 calories then you are a fucking dumbass. End of story.

you're a joke faggot

men used to leave home at sunrise and do a full day of physical labor, so eating a calorie dense meal first thing in the morning made sense to get the energy required for the day

back to plebbit you posturing leftist faggot

This. All i want in the morning is a black coffee.

we had a family of actual scots in my neighborhood growing up, accents and round red faces mumbling all the time. the amount of alcohol they consumed (and the subsequent behavior) was stunning to my whitebread cul-de-sac in the suburbs.
and they really loved the queen for some reason. weird.

121059752
>cope
nigger

Guys this thread is meant to be comfy, stop arguing and post your nice breakfasts please

poridge
banana
protein shake
what more could a man need

Jackinthebox tacos are great really

sugar

>No Jack in the Box near me
>No In-n-Out
>No Carl's Jr./Hardees
>No Tim Hortons
>No Bojangles

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in n out is flat out not good

That sounds great

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Breakfast is for faggots, honestly.
>hurrrr I'm getting up early in the morning and eating eggs
>bacon lol xDDD
>MOST IMPORTANT MEAL OF THE DAY DURRRRRRRR

Shut the fuck up. Seriously, shut the fuck up. Eat an early lunch and stop memeing this fucking board up I can't take it anymore with the breakfast shitposting I've had enough

>Character comes down for breakfast
>Makes himself a coffee cup to last him for 12 hours until he gets hungry again

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You’re a laughable fucking idiot

I'm eating porridge for breakfast right now.

Based irrationally angry user

>coffee in the morning
>eat dinner at 7 or 8
that's all i need

why do you drink coffee? not meming, I don't understand it
I work in an office job which is (apparently) the environment where everyone is completely addicted to coffee
why don't you just get a proper night's sleep?

Yea Forums has to be the fattest board, very close second is /k/

classic projection from fat brown third world mystery meat

Some people get up and go to jobs where they work hard. Why do you care if or how much others eat for breakfast zoom zoom?

Keep smelling Ford’s farts, it’ll give you premature balding and schistosomiasis

If im gone for work 10-15 hours a day im ganna have trouble winding down when i finally get back home and not get a full 8 hours in which case i will need coffee. But im a mucker so i need it i dont know why someone would need it for office work

>/ck/

As a Dutch man (male with vagina) I can honestly say there are few finer things in life than a full English Breakfast.

For me? It's the Rogan.

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I genuinely enjoy the taste of black coffee

sounds good until the kraut

Who the fuck eats beans, mushrooms, and tomatoes for breakfast? What third world country does this?

I haven’t eaten breakfast since elementary school.

and I enjoy the taste of applejuice but I'm not drinking it all day

Is your vagina small and foamy?

no self respecting amerifat would eat that disgusting bacon lmfao

I'm a laughable fucking idiot? Oh wow, coming from the breakfast cuck that really stings. Oh no the breakfast cuck has an opinion of me, oh god how will I ever survive while this orange juice drinking fuckboi has a stupid breakfast thought about me? Fucking kys yourself

i would unironically house the fuck out of that

As far as I know munchy boxes are a scottish thing although I've heard of a few places in England have started to sell them but not many.

None in Manchester near-ish to me unfortunately.

And I've never seen a full english one anywhere.

They need to start selling this shit quick before it loses novelty status. I want my heart attack in a box.

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americans don't eat beans for breakfast

based

why do you drink energy drinks? you're all youngfags, you should be brimming with life and energy, why don't you just get a proper nights sleep?

joe needs to lean how to cook eggs sunny side up

All dutch men have vaginas so it's redundant to specify that. Same with German men and Swedish men.

>why do you drink energy drinks
where the fuck did this strawman come from? I don't drink coffee but you think I fucking chug energy drinks?

>eggs from my yard

This is your brain on alpha brain

genuinely a good breakfast especially if you're going to be very physical

>ganna

Sorry for assuming user, my HRT pills have been driving me crazy. Forgive me.

Yeah this. If you're gonna do manual labor or physical work, you definitely need lots of protein. After all, that's how muscles work. Eat protein, get energy to move muscles
No, I have never heard of ADP and ATP

I need to find out how to grow eggs in my yard

>AYYO! THIS NIGGA EATTIN BEANS!

they're all common parts of breakfast in england/australia/nz

spookly based

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>he doesn’t start each morning with a yummy glass of choccy milk

all of the boards are majority fat, including /fit/.

>120 posts
>not a single fellow bong points out the retard has fucking chips in his full English
Food looks fucking anaemic too.

Nothing better than a english breakfast to wash down my hormonal pills with. Just plunk them in the beans, you don't even know if it's a bean or a pill. Plus the extra fat goes directly to my butt and boobs. I dare say I have a more womanly figure than 95% of born females out there.

Tbf lad it's a takeaway so I'd be surprised if they didn't chuck chips into his drink.
That said, completely unacceptable. Potato cakes or hash browns are the way to go.

I make eggs Benedict with blue berry sauce instead of hollandaise, Turkey bacon and country potatoes for breakfast :)
What do you guys think

sounds pretty good
pork bacon is gross anyway

Yea Forums is majority skeletons though. Only fat boards are /soc/ and /cgl/

thats your loss user, there's nothing wrong with having a couple of coffees per day, sometimes ill have peppermint tea, would you like to cry about that too?

>toast
>popcorn
>French fries
>baked beans
>tomato slices
Get out

why are you so upset kiddo?

Same. Only restaurants near me are nasty overpriced food chains and bars.
>go to mcdonalds
>get some bread with lettuce
>go to white castle
>get a baby burger
>go to wendys
>shart out my insides because the place is ran by spics and nigs that never wash their hands
>go to a&w
>here's your burger and a hand full of fries for 20 bucks bro
>go to smash burger
>same deal as white castle
The only decent burger joint is 5 Guys, and while they give you a shit ton of food, it is still insanely expensive. If I want to get a shit ton of food for cheap I have to go to the Chinese restaurant instead. There used to be a Which Wich I'd go to all the time, but they closed down after I scared away all of their business. Fuck their egg sandwiches were so good.
Fuck my town I hate living in it. It's really bad too, because there's ZERO things to do in it, it's literally all restaurants and shops.

Its english breakfast dude

Sorry user, I yield. I'm just having a rough time, my wife left me for Tyrone.

>house the fuck out of that
Is that some kind of nigger talk?

I like you. You've got potential.

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Might as well eat vegan bacon you sissy

Depends on how your work is.
Lots of physical work means you should probably eat most of the days calories in the morning.
Sedentary work means you should eat a strict 3 meals at a set schedule.
Being a student, your biggest meal should be the last one of the day

Im assuming this is the dedicated /ck/ thread on Yea Forums

I made this food.

Will post more food I've made

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>No White Castle
>No A&W
>No Smash Burger
Still jelly user

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i usually just go for a piece of toast with a healthy smear of mayo

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learn to take a joke zoom zoom, im just playing around. it was a meme on /r9k/ years ago.

Okay I will I'm sorry

Pork is reddit as fuck, you dumb faggot.

The ONLY pork product that isn't reddit is pulled pork sandwiches.

Some monster nachos

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you need to plant some chickens

Why are you dumb retards so hostile and angry in a thread about breakfast?

le epic bacon! yes! pairs perfect with my japanese sodas!!!

>choccy
why do zoomers talk like retarded babies?

Sorry I will talk properly from now on

needs more sauerkraut but still based

>I'm afraid to eat a certain type of meat because people might think I'm reddit

Never gonna make it

Yogurt chicken
Falafel
Pita bread

Really good but it made me have mad shits. Was worth it.

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Okay muhammed

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maybe i just don't like it faggot

>drive through Texas
>dodge bullets on the freeway
>spill all the spaghetti ever when complete strangers come up to me screaming "HOWDY"
>fight off spics and Beto O'Rourke campaigners with a thirty aught six (whatever that is) a friendly elderly lady gave me when I complained about it
>cops give me a pat on the head and a coupon for a free six pack of Lone Star beer when they arrive on the scene after I blasted nine pedestrians for being a pedestrian on a cloudy day
>feeling overwhelmed, wander into local fast food joint called, appropriately, Whataburger
>jailbait working the register triggers spaghetti spillage once again with a booming HOWDY WHAT CAN I GETCHA
>only response I can muster is "bestthingonthemenupleasethankyou"
>get something called A1 Thick & Hearty Burger
>leave establishment suddenly wearing Wrangler jeans and the biggest belt buckle in the northern hemisphere
>driving back down the freeway, bullets no longer concern me
>blast George Jones in my new ford pickup truck I have no memory purchasing
It was a good time. I enjoyed my visit to Texas.
youtube.com/watch?v=VExw77xJsBQ

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what the fuck is wrong with brits

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One meal a day in the late afternoon masterrace?

Its in the back right behind the cheese sauce

China time

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I started doing this and have lost about 6 pounds these past 3 weeks.

Im sure this is bait but that’s the most British meal I’ve ever seen

hell yeah but for me it's around 8

r.i.p comfy food thread

Baked yams with pecans, cranberries and ricotta cheese. Guaranteed banger at Thanksgiving

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>breakfast is a specific type of food

>cola and spic garbage plus the stereotypical hamburger derivative

Americans ruin everything they touch

Is that mayonnaise with french fries?

Disgusting.

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I am scottish and we don't deep fry everything, that is the result of paranoid ignorant yankfats who think when one person does something everyone else does it.

Deep fride mars bars and freddos etc are sometimes sold to school kids at lunch time, but they are the minority.

I wish Americans would stop trying to assume other cultures etc without checking up shit first.

did this faggot cook eggs in a square tool or something?

Good morning mom

>banger
nigger

I do miss my Japanese breakfasts though, each morning I would have a bowl of rice, fish, a bowl of fruit, coffee and a glass of fresh squeezed OJ.

Koreans have a similar breakfast most times, everything in individual bowls.

And it isn't the high collesterol fat dripping low quality foods Americans think are high quality.

perkele

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