Johnny 3: parabellum

johnny enters the portal

Lol

fucking hell

rollin for the abusive father

this

so Allah-Jesus-Buff Johhny-Michael thrusting his dick into hell itself

>off by one
save

dub stack? why

Johnny rapes a toddler

because has to happen

This

Where is this thread going lol?

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let's achieve this wheat

johnny, now realizing that he can do anything, resets the omniverse

I vote for this again he becomes god emperor or everything was the dream of abused johnny
we in the Endgame now, boys

THIS

the portal turns in to anne frank

roll

quads!!

well...fuck

Nice quads

all now are drinking mate with scorpion of MK

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we are, quite literally, in the endgame

someone is screepcapping this, yes?

You reset everything and we go back to the first roll, dubs decide what building to go into

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that's right! someone, everyone, screencap this!

7/11

reoll

Become a farmer

erupt time and space and go beyond these buildings

Johnny goes to the 711 and finds apu having sex with manjula

this

7/11, johny knows not to go to mcdonals

rollin

he walks in to the bar's attic and finds anne frank there

Roll

this

7/11 triggeres his 9/11 ptsd and he goes into 7/11 with an assault rifle

he decides to fuck it and walk back home

Rolling for this and johnny joins in

lol rolling

johnny becomes nigger

cum on 7/11

reroll

he starts and plans 9/11

rerol

Micheal bubles house

based, this

this

Roll

re-reroll

Johnny instead goes to the strip club and sniffs coke of a hookers tits

does...does this count?

i like this

let's fucking do this

this please

this would be so good, please don't fail us

You grab a drink with scorpion

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yes

roll

Buff Johnny bursts in and 1v1's scorpion

while drinking, this

let's go to hell with him

Scorpian is actually Michael bublé with an assault rifle in disguise. He tells you his plan to shoot up 7/11

reroll

roll

scorpion reveals himself to be the god damn fucking jew

yeeterino ima rollerinno

ROLL

re-re-roll

this

THIS

Scorpion gives you the N word pass

want

Johnny hits on the girl in the back of the bar and cucks her boyfriend

please

Reroll

reeeeeeeerollin

savior

YES

appears moot and sucks the scorpion dick

Joe rogan asks to sit next to you two

CHECKED

We take the sand nigger hostage!

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Roll of luck

ask him who was behind the attacks, also eat all the food becoming Big Johnny

the nigger is the jew

reroll

whata twist

execute

Shove snickers up his ass

The jew steals your mcdonalds

this is more of a statement, does this count?

steal the chips and go play vidya

force him to eat cow

this

He puts on his yamaka and prays to his god

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the nigger it´s the admin of hispachan (zeta)

rolling or this if this doesnt count

"I AM YOUR GOD"

throw the yamaka on the ground and shit on it

cum on him

Rollin for this

realizing the jews are behind the attack, he takes this jew hostage to confront the one he knows works at McDonalds

Yhwh comes down to see all the pork the jew has been selling, he is not pleased

this, lets see our old frind

appears sub-zero and kills the jew

shoot the motherfucker only to create a rift in space and time

A supersized anne frank destroys the gas station and saves the sand nigger

OH FUCK

Oh shoot

dear god

we create a new portal. Last roll guys

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Johnny and Scorpion use the spacetime rift to go back to 2001 and try to stop 9/11

reroll

goes to his home and post it in hispachan

rollin, rollin, rollin

Buff Michael bublé reappears and shuts down Yea Forums

the portal becomes anne frank and she kills johny and snake faggot
roll

reroll

based

the portal creates the big bang

this

Enter the portal and land on mars, die because of a lack of oxygen

this

roll

I neeed this

Reroll

yes pls

rollerino

all die of disentery

rollin

rerol

rereroll

this

esto

rolll

rerollll

YEET ^

roll

another reroll

yeet 2, reroll

THIS this this

Rerollll

last reroll

johnny dies RIP johnny

YESSSSS

...

YAY

This but it turns out Johnny was a Jew the whole time

thank god we did it in time

They walk into the portal and find the true source of aids

make it happen OP

steve buscemi appears with a raging erection and kisses johnny on the cheek

Johnny saves the day yet again

GOOD GAME BROS.

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is this the end? if not
Johnny and Scorp learn SubZero and Johnny's ex wife (who is a trap) are the lead hijacker
if it is the end, thank you OP this was fun

no wait, one more. the jew had gotten there before they had, and with looks of horror on johnny and scorpion's faces, he utters one last phrase:

>"allahu akbar"

Put me in screencap

I will

roll

this would be hilarious

we did it bois, terrorism is no more

thank u OP, I love you

End it on the right note, OP. rolllin

don't put that faggot in the screencap put me instead,

pic related it me

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rollin'

this

you were rude, so you dont go in (or maybe you will I dont care lol)

nice

Will someone start a new thread?

deliver please

sorry I understand you redditors don't like it when we say bad words or are mean to pypo
you wan upvote?
+1

>Johnny goes from layer upon layer of omnipotence to reach the highest and end up existing to bring relief to the material realm
>and is bros with Scorpion
Wholesome

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It was a joke faggot, fuck reddit niggers

based

...

anyone gonna make a new one?

did anyone screencap this adventure from the start

I would but I have to work. You should do it. I trust you

I have the first deleted thread open but only the first half, i thought someone said they were doing it

was meant for

I very rarely see someone doing what I do :(

just get it from the archives
you newfags are insufferable

I thought everything from Yea Forums was completely erased though

just keep looking through moe and see if its archived

He gets cucked by a nigger.

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who are these ladies

not the guy you were replying to but I checked and I dont see it

Moe is by far the most autistic archive, not that it matters though, Yea Forums is a shitty board for newfags and coom brains alike

I found it in 5 seconds fucking hell, also I'm the first guy who said he was screen capping it all so no worries