Bird scat/piss porn thread anyone?

here ya go sir, keep doing gods work out there user

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What would you do if I kicked one of your chickens to death?

I don't have chickens.

I will kill you and your family

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What if I killed all your chickens then killed you and your family and their extended family with the dead chickens I already killed? Then I'd just burn you all in a stinking chicken shit hole with diesel.

I would totally not dig that sort of vibe in my cribe, homie

I'm not your homie, nig.

bro that would totally be unpsychedelic my dude why would cha be hurtin my birds ya man

bro come on dude

Seagulls on roof will stop you. They are aggressive fuckers.

Someone post the chicken cumming from having its cunt licked

I'm not your bro dude, I don't know you.

I'll just give the alka seltzer and watch them explode

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They shouldn't peck.

come on man with the plan my main boy #1

They don't explode from alka seltzer. I though it would remove them from roof, but they ended up begging me for this shit

Off with their heads

You're doing it wrong. You always have been.

I'd like to see that to, do you have it?

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,,,

Please no

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I've seen that one, don't like it, poor girl looks abused.

Also I don't think chickens cloacas don't get wet, that was either her piss, his cum, or I think he spit on it.

Bird piss is white like thermal paste.

I know, I don't remember every detail of that video.