>Johnny: Chapter 2
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Johnny: Chapter 2
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Burn the place to the ground and dedicate it to summoning Hitler.
Go to bar before cops show up
Eating people again? Time to die again johnny
do the dabstika and bey-blade spin yourself out of there, destroying the store
johnny's stomach is in reality a very large concentration camp that can bend its inhabitants to his very will
why not both?
I agree with this
vore every burger and the cops
Roll
do it
You head to the bar and order a drink
WINNER
grow a manly beard out of will power
become jesus
gay that you didn't do both.
make the jew come out of johnny's penis unexpectedly
forcibly challenge the bearded orange man to a cock measuring contest
This
suddently a portal opens and giant johnny from his daydream appears
reroll
this
PLEASE THIS
do the dabstika and bey-blade spin yourself out of there while fucking the blond chick and the brown-haired chick in the background.
reroll
fucking yes please
rollin
this
roll
roll
johnny talks with a girl about Yea Forums
ROLLLLL
smoke crack and murder a child in the bar
this
story development, this please good sir
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the portal opens with this song on the background
roll
shrek appears and burn the bar entire
kill the man wwith the cellphone and have a blood orgy in the bar
also, make it that he has a Hitler mustache
rol
grade a shit. roll
this please!!!!
reroll
kills all the black people on the bar
why not both?
Both of these
re
please
reroll
OFF BY .02 FUCKING SECONDS WHY LIVE GODDAMNIT!
all three
this
wniger
WINRAR
do this please
insert pinecones in your ass
johnny dies
re
roll
...
holy shit yes i need to see this on my computer screen
johnny dies forever
this
...
what the fuck is wrong with you
roll
BOTH
this
WINNER
YES!
nonoon
oh shit
we...we did it?
the people vote both, alternate big johnny from a portal during the blood orgy
this is going to be fucking good
You remain calm as a portal appears
start noticing a sudden urge to C O N S U M E
gay and homosexual
doctor strange appears with big smoke firmly attached to his left nostril
blood orgy please
song
what??
fist two sluts in the ass and wear them as gloves. order a beer and take a seat.
BUFF JOHNNNY APPEARS AND STARTS CONSUMING
OP comes out of the portal screaming "WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB" and is used for the sacrafice for the blood orgy
big johnny comes out and explains that he needs to come with him
THIS
This please
roll lol
reroll
rollin
C O N S U M E
rollin'
Rolll
based doctor, roll
hitler comes out of the portal and sucks your cock
LOL
roll
go into portal. you're teleported to 1943, berlin, right next to adolf hitler in his office.
why not both?
remember that this is playing on the background
Go inside the portal that has lolis and start to fuck
yes
he didnt do it before he wont again
ew wtf
rolllllllll
jews flood the room
it turns out that big johnny is actually hitler from dimension x
you become a passable trap
interesting
Hitler sucks your cock and by-standers look with pure disgust
Codename: F E M E N I N E - P E N I S
OP also comes out of a portal screaming "WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB" and is used for the sacrifice for the blood orgy
Big johnny exists from the portal DEMANDING HIS BLOWJOB
reroll
Dude really!?
Roll
roll
hitler explodes and creates another portal while led zeppelin starts playing
fist hitlers ass and wear him as glove on your right hand. do lots of sieg heiling
this but also buff johnyy who is the one to kill OP for the blood orgy
Winner
lol
winwar
oh wow, not again
johnny dies and the comic ends
the fuck? is this endgame 2
gay niggers from outta space stepping out of the portal
a dub too late
deliver please
Led Zeppelin and Doom music playing at Johnny's funeral in the bar
from this SECOND portal, OP comes out of the portal screaming "WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB" and is used for the sacrifice for the blood orgy
ROLL
giggajew appears from one portal
mechahitler from the other
they start fighting
rerollin
Roll
this
from this portal emerges gay spider-man
Reroll
they see me ROLLIN
the jew comes out from the second portal, revealing that he has set johnny up this whole time
Giant johny grabs johny and pulls him inside the new portal
OHHHHHHHH
OMG! THE SPIN
NANI
the twist!
trump appears. all women instantly try to suck his HUGE cock simultanious.
you wasted your dub! hes already drawing a panel
a dub too late
u too lol, no one post til the next panel is up
wasted, but noticed
The jew tells you his plan to own mcdonalds by using Johnny threads to rise his shekles
The jew is johnny's son
reveal yourself to be allah
Reroll
Roll
WHAT THE FUCK??
from the original portal Hitler came from, OP comes out of the portal screaming "WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB" and is used for the sacrafice for the blood orgy
he feed him pork. he explodes
THE TWIST IN THIS THREAD
appears OP and johnny mom and suck jew giant penis
1000x yes
Idk why the two at the back started fucking. But Johnny kills Hitler and fucks his skull
theyre dancing
police appears and shoot the nigger
what a twist
You become Mohammod
Black Jesus comes out of nowhere and does the helicopter with his humongous penis
They find out the mudshark is pregnant and abort it with alchohol and a gangbang
the jew begs for your forgiveness just as he turns into the letter h
the jew explodes Rorschach style, the blod orgy comences
you wake up, you had a seizure after being tazed by the cops in the mcdonalds
this
you take the jew to another dimension
jesus appears and slaps muhamed and the jew in the face with his HUGE foreskin
FUCK
.02 fucking seconds again. Mine was better
this please
NO
Turn the Jew into the Mahdi and start the final judgement
GOD DAMN IT
fucking edgelords
dubs confirms it
Do this instead
hitler reappears as anne frank and kills the jew
was it all a dream? is Johnny really Allah?
THIS is actually a Jewsish illusion, you're still muhommed in the bar with the portals etc. and you see through his lies and explode him, thus starting the blood orgy!
Rollin, FIGHT THOSE JEWISH LIES, JOHNNY!
big johnny reappears and says theres a reason he keeps going back in time
This
roll!
two portals appear, from one comes giant johny, from the other one allah johnny, every johny start fucking every person on the store
you orgasm and start farting
reroll
this
appears moot and burn the mcdonalds killing all except johnny
i'll take this
Use the electrity from the taser to channel Johnny's true essence, Allah the Consumer.
The jew turns out to be a nice guy
reroll
THE FINAL BATTLE MUST BEGiN, ROLL
roll
reroll
rolling for the police actually being male strippers and begin to rape johnny
rerol
for the story, this
go
the cops notice your errection and start sucking your cock
this
this
rollllll
I like muhommed timeline, roll
R A P E
The cops start sucking johnny's dick
reroll
Roll
rollin
GOT EM
WIN
rolling for this
YES! JEWISH LIES ARE NO MORE! LET THE ORGY COMMENCE!
shoot taser from your fingers and turn the jew into ashes
dub too late
checked!
You can see pass his Jewish illusion and ass rape him
With the jews defeated, Johnny Muhhommed teaches all the Arabs how to stop being fucking cockroaches and brings world peace, the end
jesus appears and wraps his foreskin around muhamed, absorbing him into his balls
EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENED WAS JUST A DAYDREAM FROM A TARD
Win
johnny absorbs the defeated jews power and turns in to anne frank
roll
WINNER
Abraham steps out of the portal and shoves his staff into Johnny/muhammads ass so far that it penetrates his brain
You are now jesus, dubs decide.
Johnny notices that nothing that surrounds him is true, so he decides to end the universe and start a new one
this also everything is johnnys face
the jew laughs and strips jesus of his powers to become buddha
I'll roll
Muhommed may have been absorbed but not Johnny (it was a YuGiOH situation, 1 body 2 people etc.) having already killed the jew Johnny takes this opportunity to wipe out the other 2 major religions
This
convert everyone into whine
Michael bublé comes out of the portal to serenade them
this
roll, johnny kills muhommed and jebus
You bring extinction to all the filthy jews
you make the jew your servant, name him lucifer
yo what the fuck
Nice
Overpay for some fries
He is also a god
The jew nails them both to a cross
niggerdicks appear from everywhere, tyrone the great, ancient god of niggery steps out of the portal and rapes johnny
roll
the two of you combine forces to create an entirely new multiverse only to glitch in the process
you cum on Michael, turning him to ash
the jew kills himself
this BUT johnny pops out of the jesus/muhommed hybrid and kills Buble and the jew
LOLMAO
Use power of song to get all symphogear girls into orgy
dub stack, deliver op
guy comes in and starts a mass shooting
Dude, asked for all Sympho girls, not just Kanade
3 dubs for some faggot meme?
yikes
Michael is no more.
Should I start the game over?
Johnny/Jesus turns into Buff Johnny from the daydream and stomps the jew into goo
this, and then it ends forever with Johnny in his ultimate form
the death of michael causes the universe to reset to the beginning of johnny's origin
reroll
johnnysus cums so hard that the universe implodes into his dick
check 'em
johnny goes to his house and make a post in Yea Forums
yey
Everything was all a dream and Johnny wakes up in the basement of his abusive father, who is about to rape him
Jesus and the jew fusion dance
a dub too late
Yes, but make a new thread
dear fucking god, is it all connected?
Yes, hes a god now he can make his dreams reality
Big johnny is back, the jew is no more
he goes to the white house and declares himself god emperor of the world, THE END, happy ending no more panels lets not beat this into the ground
johnny wakes up, he got food poisoning from the fries
make the next one in a new thread, OP
no
yetterino I rollerino
Consume the ashes
reroll
this
jews, cops and niggers are now small fries, can't you give us some options of higher realms to visit, OP?
roll
New thread, but johnny wakes up back at the store from the taser
DUBS
Big Johnny marches to a new thread
rollin
Everything was all a dream and Johnny wakes up in the basement of his abusive father, who is about to rape him
this pleae
Reroll
a dub too late
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO q_q
winner
check'd
this
make a new thread OP
NEW THREAD