The best tinder profile you've ever seen

Prbly has the same condition that Stranger Things kid without teeth has.

Her: what star sign are you?
Him: I'm a Taurus, what about you?
Her: I'm Vigo!
Him: You mean Virgo?
Her: Vigo! Vigo the Carpathian! Find me a child that I might live again!
Him: I want kids too!
*Passionately makes out with five head*

Oh goddamn...that thing lives in the same city as me

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You should cum on her face then never call her back, you know...
*Puts on shades*
Ghost-bust-her
--Yeeaaahhh!--

WHAT IF they had the most amazing body ever?
Would u niggs hit that?

I would, cause no homo..

Used to have fucking nightmares about this guy when I was a kid lol

btw Im catfishing some guys right now through a fake profile and the matches stopped working. I have tinder gold so I see who likes me. After 30 matches it just stopped matching with people that liked me. Anybody know whats up?

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shadowban

shit. But I did this previously and it went on for a few days without problems. Fuck I might set up a new one then

would marry

Imagine making "being fat" your personality. I'm fat and I feel like a piece of shit everyday

"blog about self love and acceptance".....

Man, that is just so twisted

yeah, it is... when you're literally killing yourself via your shitty diet and lifestyle.

as well you should

It only seems to get more common with time too. Seen so many fat stupid bald bitches here on tinder.

I dont have a screendump of this behemoth, pic related, but she made a tinder where she wondered if anyone wanted to fuck and other stuff. Later on claimed that someone raped her 3 times (and she forgot the name, yeah right...seems legit)

Not to mention her facebook page where she tells nazis to fuckoff and all of that stuff. Very "progressive" actually. It is a source of many spicy meatballs for me and my coworker.

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Not tinder but stumbled upon this one day.

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Uh lol, just noticed what her profile background said...... "self love", lol

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Thats legit the orc from star wars. you know, the one who was chasing around harry potter or something.

damn i know her
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I gotta respect that ogres ability to love herself. such strength

hottie

I hate that tinder doesn't remove non-binary when you choose female only.

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hell yea, imagine how strong she must be carrying around the weight of a building all day

FR, that ain't a woman thats just a chunk of lard.

I fucking can't since I'm a fucking baguette fag, feelsbadman

I have all you niggers beat

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I can't stand these militant trannies, they are literal fascists.
I really hope we have a civil war so we can line them up and machine-gun all of them. Well, the militant ones.
Idgaf about the ones that are just trying to live their lives.

i just feel bad for this one

Honestly its probably such double thinking that allowed these cancers to grow in the first place. When the time comes, you conform or die, would be the best

You mean to tell me Tinder is gonna try to set me up with a dick? What happened to this country? Straight guy can't even depend on dating sights for pussy anymore....

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the militant ones are so pathetic that would have to be a complete faggot to feel threatened by them

>they are literal fascists
No they are not.
t. literal fascist

Im sure some sicko would still fuck

I'm not threatened at all, just so incredibly annoyed that I want to round them all up and burn them alive.

Well you're just a god damned faggot

who said anything about feeling threatened. Either way, acting like a tough "goy" and sucking up the fact that these people are gonna tell your children to be the opposite gender, does that make you feel good at night?

You cant build a foundation on a crumbling society. And that is really the point user probably made. These people will have to go. Simple as that

37 my ass

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Death is but a door, time is but a window... I'll be fat

Says the fag that's enabling lgbt cancer

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If she had her underbite sorted she'd be quite hot. Her eyes are beautiful and I don't normally go for brown eyes.
5.5/10 would fuck sensually whilst gazing into her eyes.

Well I'm glad I'm a man
So's Lola

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maybe shes tall

tbh not actually too bad, just needs to shave or pluck that upper lip and lose some weight

god dang...... shes big

So you're a faggot

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what's up with their lips? Is that edited or are they fucking melted?

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AHAHAHAHAHa

how do you write to matches if you want just ons?

5'6"

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holy FUCK is that the same person? My eyes were deceived.

go back to your safe space at the gun range, special snowflake, before you melt from the heat of reality.

what app is this?

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Think that one is hinge.

Your penis revealed it's true nature today gayboy

When leftists call people a snowflake it's just embarrassing. Makes me feel sorry for you guys.

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oh i'm gay as fuck, they ain't attractive

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Bigot

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She look like she strait out of star wars

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>that incorrect usage of a comma
>grammer
How can one man be so self-disproving in a single sentence?

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yo i get a pass cuz i'm not just a faggot, i'm a trap

Fucking niggers

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So you're mentally ill

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lmao she photoshopped her belly and ass with the smudge tool

what the fuck are her proportions at 5'1" ? she's gotta be like 3 1/2 feet wide, holy shit

Underated. Gave me a good laugh

highly. doesn't mean i don't make good company though

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Time to share my "nipple collection". Why are there so many sluts out there?

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People doing something I don’t understand frightens me, it’s an affront to my belief that I need to stand in judgement of other people!

Fuck me, that bitch is 5'1"? She's like at least three feet wide. How does a human body even do that?

I don't think I'm going to be able to sleep tonight. Thanks, friendo.

I like you.

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Maybe she should do a drug or two. I hear crack is a real boon in the weight loss world

>they are literal fascists
Don't say "literal", just say "they are fascists".

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Fuck these guys... A trenchcoat, leather gloves and a fedora is not class... They can just image search for "what is a classy man" and it would instantly show them. Also my Little pony, fucking kill me already..

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like, you're literally being like a nazi

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...

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it's so badass the other way round tho

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It's an Oxford comma. And of everything you could have bashed him for, you did choose the one correct thing he wrote.

it's almost like someone wrote it as a joke or something. amazing!

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If it's so lame when the alttards do it, then why are you unironically emulating them?

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The best I've heard of but never seen, was the John C Reilly lady mentioned on Sleepycast.

>People doing something I don’t understand frightens me
>Also, I don't like anyone different from me

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+1

nigga wyd with "the best" op meant some truly horrific ones

Well, at least she seems wholesome.

>we said it first therefore you can't turn it around on us when we act the way that we ascribe to you people with different opinions from us REEEEEE!

well, she's a horrific whore, showing off her tits like it's a casual thing.

6/10, would bang.

>victim of arson
>goes on an app called tinder
pottery

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lmao nice wouldn't smash kek

Eh I'd probably fuck. Black don't crack

I don't know if it's contouring gone wrong or what but this chick legit looks like an alien.

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I do believe that's just called photoshop/ IG filters

You do know this is a trap, right?

who shrunk her chin?

yeah uh, that's not fucking real mr.

What the fuck is this shit

kek

Oh it's fine. Just never ever criticize anyone for cultural appropriation again. Oh, and you're not allowed to call anyone a poser anymore either.

Only thing wrong with her is that her eyebrows are so thin. That always throws off the look of someone's face. She seems like she'd be the submissive, nerd gamer gf every user wants. She hardly belongs in "worst of the worst."

why would you use photoshop to propel yourself into the uncanny valley? It def didn't make me want to swipe right i'll tell you that much.

rekt

Back to the loch with you Nessie.

ahahahahaha calling someone a snowflake is cultural appropriation? also, I'm afraid you're a little shaky on whole "definition of a poseur" thing (also how to spell it)

his suit is spot on tho

Nice. Id like to see her smokin my dick like that

she looks like she was in the oven for to long...

Damn, potion seller looks like THAT?

This is why you dont date black folks

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That's why I said it was shopped

People do weird stuff. Like this guy did

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Lololol

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Her dad

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Haha

She looks like the letter B

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>tfw im pansexual and if this ugly thing have a good personality im probably going to fall in love with her

No different from a white guy making rap music. As for the meaning of the word poser (yes, that is spelled correctly), it means acting in an affected manner to impress others. Like it or not, adopting the mannerisms of another group while not being welcomed by that group makes you a poser. You're no different than the stoned white chick in the head-dress.

I mean, how we could communicate?

what is she supposed to do? not participate in society because she isn't traditionally attractive, merely to please you? so according to you she shouldn't try to use the same methods to find happiness in life like everyone else merely because of her looks. you're ugly on the inside dude. examine your behavior.

LMAO
How the fuck did you find Tyler on Brazil?

FAGGOT

OP posted Tyrion Lannister, the book version.

Based

This woman looks like Jonah Hill in Superbad

shit like this is why i still come on Yea Forums still

Portugal actually
It was my friend who made this

you want to date her? cuase she's probably still looking for a partner.

shut the fuck up, you faggot autist.

yes!! kek

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No, im not a fag
Im pansexual bro

being half/part gay is still gay user. and i'm saying this as a bisexual myself.

both of you are fucking faggots. and I mean that inthe general sense of being fucking tardoid weirdos who buy in to all the bullshit nonsense social faggotry and want to be super cool so you pretend to be X-sexual or Y-sexual or a dog or a furry or whatever the fuck you assholes come up with.

There have been penile plethysmograph studies done on self-reported "bisexual" males that show that only a statistically insignificant number of self-reported "bisexual" males actually were "bisexual" in the sense that they actually were aroused by both males and females. IN EVERY CASE... they were either only sexually aroused by females, or only aroused by males.
So either you're a fag, or you're a pretend fag, which is super gay.

Ok, then I'm the genderfluid helisexual, lol

lmao, don't be so thirsty, given you know jack shit about how i look or am as a person. Could be a cringey fucker.

I'm hypermasculine. I'm a 6 foot 5 inch zero bodyfat muscleman in an average dude's body.
Its really fucked up. I'm only attracted to the hottest, tightest 17 year old poontangettes... and SOCIETY won't let me embrace that. Fucking patriarchal bigots.

that suit is cleeeean

my sides

isn't tinder global?

what an impostor

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Probably has English as her first language, yet doesnt know proper grammar. Fuck I hate Americans

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Oh ok

Where are you from, user?

You need to understand that I don't care about physically shit like he/she/they that are superfluous shit.

If I'm saying that i would probably love that disgusting woman its because I don't care about anything, only personality.

Weird hand ass bitch

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baby hands, just imagine the hand jobs she would give

What's wrong with her hand?Is that some kind of a pathology?

And if you're appropriating a term in order to mock the shitlickers you're appropriating it from?

And I'm saying thats bullshit and you're either lying or you've convinced yourself of a lie. Your testosterone may be too low, so you've confused sexual attraction with interesting personality. Everyone has certain personalities they like to be around... thats not the same thing as getting your dick hard. and no, your dick does not get hard because of a "good personality". It doesn't. stop. stop lying. You don't know what you're talking about... you're trying to be cool and be one of these -isms -sexuality nonsense bullshits. Have you ever watched porn in your life? I'd be willing to bet literally my entire life savings that, if you were hooked up to a penile plethysmograph... you'd be aroused by IMAGES of either men or women. Just IMAGES.

just remember that she goes in all fields

Behold a true Yea Forumseliever

we sure tha'ts not just her baby reaching for her form off camera?

>heteros would get sexually aroused by some men/animal/robot touching his dick if he is blind and can't see what is going on

>hurrrrr yur pipi hard yu gay/zoo/machine lover

If Christopher Lambert and Klaus Kinski had a child

THer ecan only be one OG

Here to trade?

Enjoy your STD

The oldest looking child prodigy ever. She must be Benjamin Buttoning

>sage

yes, your soul

That, yes!

T O P
K E K

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Kek that’s pretty good

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how much in savings?

Damn

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looks like a blobfish

Eurocuck?

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A or B only!

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Some I've seen

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Found Nicolas Cage on Tinder

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Imagine them teamraping you as they have these smug ass expressions, fuck.

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Can't forget this one.

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OC

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Joe swanson?

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Okay I legit got hyped, not gonna lie.

user youre fucking killing me man

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>that habsburg jawline
Would dip in that royal blood, if you get what I am sayin :P

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wait, what?

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HAHA funny randem!
being random is funny
random == funny

>being this triggered

I'd be lying if i wouldn't date her just because she looks like the hunchback and over the top dark souls randomization-esque uniqueness

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My dick would look huge in her hand

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I bet she breathes like a pug.

24 my ass that bitch is 70

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masquerade breach

And just think how much money we blow on these fucking mutant wastes of space each year in special education. There is no fucking return on investment into fucking retards.

Isn't this the guy who was eating his pizza with a knife and fork?

is it just me or do they look ridiculously sameface?

There used to be a specific sleeping pill product, that made women have babies like this when taken during pregnancy. Sometimes both arms, mostly just one.

This is BEGGING for a names may may

What a fuckin' dopey face bitch. Goddamn she just looks dumb as shit

wife material

kek

holy shit look at the asian in the burgundy shirt's SKULL. his whole fucking forehead man

oh sweet jesus. now that's a handsome fella

She is the inspiration behind that Barry Manillow's song.

I've always wanted a paper mache gf

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lel, the tard in the corner must be reading notes on his hand for how to pose for a picture.

Jews, prime specimen.

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that didn't occur to me holy shit

ooo shit its Vigo!

To this day the all around best profile I’ve had the pleasure of swiping

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She talking about dog years?

AhahahaHah, they're literally straight out of a caricature, this can't be fucking real life holy shit

She looks lake a pit bull owner...

wouldn't that be backwards?

haha xD so funny and quirky, look at me ain't I weird

go kill yourself

It seems to be fun.

oc from me

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You went back to Ghostbusters 2 to grab that pic? My man.

big brain.

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LOLTYLER1.COM DISCOUNT CODE: ALPHA

So this site has no policy about being honest and admitting you're a chick with a dick?

dog penis?

Thalidomide.

Actually not a bad weight considering her age

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i'd tap that

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please be satire

unironically would bring to a romantic date and have children with, cute

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ofc it is, fool

NOT THE MAMA!

just making sure

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ahahah one of my faves

she has a kid and he has the bug eyes too....not even playing

Republicans - NO you cannot abort this child. All life has value ... pfffrgggr

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My buddy in Salt Lake City found this gem. He considered Pity-fucking her.

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>habsburg
Brothers mating with sisters mating with brothers mating with sisters .... etc.

post pic or didn't happen

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to be fair thats pretty ballsy of her to go on dating sites

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she goes in every field

>60 miles away
good

Have to be honest. We've all seen her bikini pics. Her body is top tier.

It really is. I tried to encourage him to throw her a fuck for that exact reason. As off-putting as her appearance is, I respect the hell out of anyone with that level of confidence.

i feel bad for posting this but ........

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OMFG it's her!!! do you know how many loads I've blown thinking about doing dirty things with her?!

Please tell me you have more Yea Forumsro?
I need more of her!

oh no...
we are all going to hell

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Yes, that's Jewish inbreeding - they're idiots.

i know right took me years to go on one and im only a ugly fat fuck not deep fried

Wtf??? I have photos of this girl from my buddy in salt lake.

>start at top left
>between 3-4 to the right
>one down

i am ready to leave this earth

regret
>REGRET

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I thought that thing was paper mache

Oc

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>can opener
>raptor roger

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Some OC

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No way she's 24, more like 28-29

You rotten fucking Yea Forumstards, i'm 39 & wife left me awhile back and I WAS going to try dating again. After this, i'm going down into my basement for a few years.

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>Beginning sentence with 'And'

im fucking losing it

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Wtf

I can't lie. I would bang this girl.

shes a therapist

>see talk therapist for mental health issues
>see this
>leave less sane than when you walked in

these people shouldnt be allowed to breed