Your name is Johnny because you always wear sunglasses. We are currently outside...

Bartender stole the sunglasses

Seems johnny rlly did kill himself

reoll

last roll

Roll

winrar

You walk into the McDonalds and the jew worker says you have to buy something or gtfo

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Try to buy the jew

Make an offer on the hat

buy the mcdonalds and become his boss

But am Johny. Am redskin. Am minority. Surely jewish staff understands my handicap and will allow me to shoot drugs in the bathroom and crap on the tables free of transaction?

Purchase and then fuck a mcchicken right on the counter, while screaming at the jew

10 piece tendies then nazi salute

ask him how much for one of his kike employees as a slave

Dubs

Jew agrees to most of it. No crapping

...

Well they'll have to explain that to the judge. In my extra-american tribal court.

you got your story so wrong, Jews don't work at McDonalds!

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As you fuck the chicken sandwich the jew calls the cops and the little girl cries

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Curb stomp the little girl and run back inside just to masturbate on top of the counter

show the cops theres no foreskin prints on the sandwich and therefore it couldnt possibly have been u

Leave for 7-11 before cops arrive

Eat the mcchicken, eliminating evidence

Roll

bust a nut on the jews big nose and get the hell outside

cum on the girl

This

winnnnrar

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Ok, where to now?

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go back inside and apologize

Go back inside to grab the jew and then escape

Roll

go back in and knock the jew the fuck out

GO to 7/11 and rape

reroll

Go back to steal jews car keys

go back inside and dump a pot of hot frying oil over the jews head

Lmao

go back inside and shit on the ground

space camp

Winrar

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You walk back in there and knock him out like a champ

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Steal the jew and his aircraft parked outside. Throw the jew out 10kfeet

choke him until he stops breathing

hop behind the counter and crown yourself king of mcdonalds

Steal his shekels and hire a prostitute with them

Get into the bar asap

Take the jews stash

Dab on that Jew.

Roll

rapes the jew

Oh shit the cops are here

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Convince the cops to rape the kike

Naruto run the fuck out of there

Steal the cops gun and shoot everyone in the building

rerroll

>bump

Invoke the power of my shades, back flip over the cops and run to safety.

winrar

you have achieved persuasion 100!

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Head to the 7/11 and change the 7 into a 9. On everything from the sign to the cups

Hitler comes from the past in his swastika time machine and joins in with the cops

reroll

Ay

Go to the bar. It's too gay in here now.

steal their squad car

Gay furry Mormon tries to convert you into a gay furry but ends up having sex with the cop

Go into the bar with a purple top hat

Join the gay rape orgy

Steal the food in McDonald's and go into the bar

go to 7-11 and fucks cashier girl

Call in a private police escort with a limmo with the cops radio while theybare busy. Go to town

reroll

Go into 7/11 and have an orgy with the slurpee machine.

Go to bar and invite the peopel there to watch the rape orgy

You are now a cop

...

reroll

reroll

johnny goes to the bar and makes a slaughter with the cops

reroll

reroll

Johnny and the cops kills the jew for 9/11

steal cops gun and kill them all

Power slide into the bar.

go to 7/11 demand beans despite the fact that they don't sell beans.

this

Johnny sucks the blue cops cock

Winrar lol

as you suck his cock another customer walks into the McDonalds with disgust on his face

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bite off the cops dick

As you work the cop, steal his keys, weapon, radio and phone. Booty call cops wife and ask her to wear a blindfold and wait for him

lol winner right off the bat

They pulls their guns out and try to arrest you

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Blame mr newguy (brown)

spit the remainings of the cock to the orange cop's face and steal blue cops gun

Smoke pcp and fight the cops

roll

Trade cops gun for the dick

this

Inform them of your constitutional rights and threaten to sue if they point their weapons at you for a second longer

show them a picture of Muhommed so Arabs come to bomb the restaurant

...

bite oranges cock off while stealing his gun and shooting blue cop

rip off the jews dick and give it to the cop

this while giving him a peace speech

take them to the bar to cool things down

reroll

swallow cock

affix the blue cock to Johnny's body and fuck both cops at once

reroll

roll

re-reroll

resist arrest and get shot in the back 87 times because you were aggressively charging them

Choke to death on blue balls

roll

grab a black guy off the street for them to arrest instead

Johnny fires his lazor to the cops

this ^ rollin'

Winrr

double win

nice

As you fuck them both the jew wakes up out of his nap

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impregnate the cops and jump with your arse into the jews face and start gasing him

turn that jew into BEANS

Cops and Johnny kills the jew

Jews pretty butthurt and rapes johnny

winrar

Win

fuck the cops so good they cum simultaneously in the jews face, drowning him

You impregnate the officers then gas the jew

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I like it, good win

waste lol

let the officers join you

BECOME BEANS

make some tendies with the jew's corpse

take them to the bar to celebrate your fatherhood, once the officers take a drink they'll have to arrest themselves for drinking with a fetus

DIN DIN DIN DIN WIN

Time to go

walk out of the bar and start crying

damnit! my dubs wasted on a compliment instead of my actual next suggestion

Feed the dead jew to the cops.

reroll

this, his child's need some feeding

Roll for this

go go go go

You shape shift into a can of beans

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Reroll

Gay win

become god of all beans turn jew into an eternally suffering pile of loose beans, turn cops into jumping beans.

return as a god and anal rape every living be(an)ing

Leave McDonalds

Get eaten by the Jew and the cops

once you're escorted out of the building for being a can of beans, go to the bar

fuck it reroll it.

nooooooooooo :(

Yes! Were now controlling a dead jew and 2 cops

Is this the end of Johnny?

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Having the beans been absorbed by the fetuses, Johnny possess them and busts out of the cops xenomoroh-style (killing them) and is now 2 beings

Magic beans bro.

reroll

return from their farts as the bean god

turn them into beans from within, become 20 foot tall bean god.

They all morph in to one huge johnny

rollin'

WINRAR

Burst out of all three like the Xeno morph from Alien, killing then. This is how our kind breed.

jonnie tries to rape the cops.

johnny revives as the son of the blue cop

Beans rip them apart and you form johnny again

I'm ok with this win

Trips dubs?

FUCK my dubs wasted TWICE on complimenting others

You are now a buff, bearded johnny.

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start eating every food on the store, we need to grow bigger

Time to go to the bar

with no one attending the counter, eat ALL the food and become even bigger

this

This

Lets take the cops car now

Seconded.

roll

reroll

Get bigger

Rolllllerino

C O N S U M E

Go to bar

eat every burger and go to the bar, noticing that the only thing that can saciate your hunger is human flesh

reroll

Roll

go to 7/11 speak with the girl there about the nature of sin.

WINEAE

ROLLLL

best of both worlds

Would anyone care if we ate this orange man?

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EAT EVERYONE

C O N S U M E

bite the orange man's head off and fuck his insides

PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME

Eat the last magic bean of johnny out of desperation.

put him on your shoulder, he's out bro, eat the interracial couple on the left instead

Eat him then fuck the blond girl.

ROLL

E A T E V E R Y L I V I N G T H I N G , G R O W C O N S U M E

Wal-Mart

you fuck...

DRINK ALL THE BOOZE AND EAT EVERYONE

eats all the bar literally

NO U

reroll

Eat the building with everyone inside

this

You just rolled out of anger but won

go go go

another reroll

^ can I use my dub to cancel out

this

--- winrar

last reroll

I;ve wasted several dubs

You start to dance screaming IPBJT and this qt.3.14 starts to dance with you, since youre pretty much Kratos now

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rollando garros

rerolling

I shall call you a dubster

fuck the brains off the qt.3.14 while ingesting the rest of the bar

eats the girl

fuck the girl

Women bites your dick off. Eats it and also become big

reroll

cuck the nigger she was with and fuck er to death

fuck the girl so hard that her head explodes.

winrar

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this thread is GOLD

also, eat the orange man, and fap on random girls face

appears shrek and burns the entire bar killing everyone except johnny

reroll

this

Laaaaaaame

The black guy behind you pulls out a gun and threatens to shoot!

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start consuming the building with everyone inside

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consume the gun out of his hands

His bullets will do nothing, as a show of dominance find the bearded orange man we were going to eat when we first came to the bar and instead shove him up out ass for a prostate massage

reroll

eat the building, no survivors

Call him a nigger pull out a huge casetophone and start rapping NWA

turn around and jam the girl's throat into the gun

goes to home and makes a post in hispachan

Shoot him with your load

WINRAR

Winrar

I second this, if I get dubs may I request that an addition be made to this where the orange man with the beard is up our asshole

this is vore

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We eat the building and the people inside, what do now?

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The original Johnny busts out of Giant Johnny's stomach, Giant Johnny was actually the cashier Jew in disguise, Johnny will fight the mega-jew with his fate to be determined by whoever gets trips

Start consuming the mcdonalds building

Shove McDonalds M sign up ass

this

C O N S U M E

Johnny propels h imself to the moon with the power of his rocket turds

eat all the Indians out of the 7/11

Take a shit mountain and start putting the shit logs back into ur shitter

win

winrar

What do we do with the jew?

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Johnny wakes up from his day dream, he's still in line when the jew told him to buy something or gtfo

roll

Roll

PLOT ERROR, the jew was already inside you!
but put him in your ass just to be sure

Johnny kills himself

Consume

We already absorbed the jew!
rollin for

Stick him on our cock like a trophy carrying him around everyehere

YES

Fucks him

Rollerino

Johnny shrinks back to normal size because he sees some lolis he wants to fuck

DOUBLE YES

send him to the future to defeat the 10th reich ruled by Abraham Lincoln Robot Hitler

AAGHHHH

triple

NOOOOO C O N S U M E

You wake up and it was all a dream, you walk to the counter and he says order now or gtfo

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my god.

I am a god

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order a whopper

he fucks the girl

Order some nuggets and politely leave for the bar

Summon giant Hitler from hell to have sex with the whole store

Johnny shows the jew his secret jew handshake

Knock out the dad, fuck his girl

this, also he summons hitler in the process

turns out it was all the jew's dream and he's actually in saudi arabia

channel Johnny's dream form to absorb him "again"

reroll

Johnny does the dabstika and shits on the counter

Call a hooker and fuck her on the counter.

this

turns out it was all the jew's dream and he's actually in a concentration camp

this

Fortnite burger

rolllll

Fuck this and fuck that. You guys have no imagination

WINNERWINNERWINNER

oh shit

No vision in consumption

and hitler's fucking his ass

with a dictionary!

FUCKING LAME
if I get quads do this

and roboanne frank singing the nazi hymn

Thanos Gauntlet the store and then summon Hitler from the ashes of the store to fight the jew in hand to hand combat in a space arena set on the moon where the 3rd reich lasted for the past 70+ years advancing their technology.

the jews calling the cops yet again....

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vore the fucking jew

offer him his forskin back in exchange for some priovacy

HOLY SHIT

Win

epic

fuck yes

NEW THREAD

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