>CIV THREAD
Population:12
Religion:Islam
Leader:Hussar Akem
City Name: ??????
DUBS decide what to build next
>CIV THREAD
Population:12
Religion:Islam
Leader:Hussar Akem
City Name: ??????
DUBS decide what to build next
first lets remove that Spanish flag from last thread lol
build a lumber camp on the sw wood line
Build a football (American) stadium
we can only afford soccer stadiums
Population:12
Religion:Islam
Leader:Hussar Akem
City Name: ??????
shrek destroys the football american stadium
Build a mill and a lumber camp
Re roll
reroll
all now become feminist
Destroy any halal product makers, and put bacon - only butcher shops.
Produce more villagers
roll
Reroll
mechahitler appears and burns the stadium
Reroll
Brothel
City name: Niggerdale
Destroy the stadium and use the materials to make an infantry Barracks
Shit.
Put a pride parade in it while youre at it
Need to start pumping out babies, need more people.
Yes! Do it. Give the muzzies som bacon n dick
Build a sky-scraper so we can throw gays off of it
Aw shit
Create a Space Force
Remove pride parade and but keep the bacon shops if anyone wants to have. Also, deconstruct the stadium and build an infantry Barracks
Re roll
Op??
Make whatever this nigger says not happen
SPACE FORCE!
Reroll
A shrine for our glorious leader
Space Force?
We build the slaughter house and put on a pride parade, two people peacefully protest all this
Population:12
Religion:Islam
Leader:Hussar Akem
City Name: ??????
Fuck. A statue of mohammad would be nice too
Triple the population
God damnit, reroll
>peacefully
user, are you sure theese are muslims?
Rerolling
Build a 7-11
begin construction on a pair of matching towers
This
Reroll
1off
I'll roll for this
Can we also get aformentioned mohammad statue
Back to my store
roll
Roll
rreroll
build a gun store
>>slaughter house
>>pride parade
Congratulations user on being forward thinking enough to devise modern solutions (slaughter house) for modern problems (pride parade). The old solution, stoning, was time consuming, error prone and so 7th century. I mean, a gas chamber would have been even better, but the drawback is that its single purpose, whereas a slaughter house is multi-purpose, so, points for that.
Thanks for your attempts, build the damn 7-11
Build a center of training of the great Jihad
re roll
Get invaded by the British
We need an altar for our patron god Slaanesh
roll
And by dubs say so
trump becomes the leader
A bunch of Jews invaded the city and built a lot of banks
reroll
mechahitler appears and kills all the homos
And by another set of dubs, it shall be
reroll
another reroll
last reroll
war!
the homos are raped by futanaris with micropenis
create Yea Forums
A prophet emerges from the woods with an altar, a crowd quickly gathers around him. He says that he met Slaanesh and she has given him 3 rules for every one to follow, what are these rules?
Population:12
Religion:Islam
Leader:Hussar Akem
City Name: ??????
this
All muslims and dessert niggers fuck kids, so put some lolis for them
a meteorite hits the town mosque
Rule 1- no more yellow things. He didn't say why
across the river another colony of settlers is forming
1_Let the mexicans invade the city
2_become Christians
3_rape some lolis
They get invaded by the French?
reroll
a nomadic tribe arrives seeking to trade nigger slaves
this
roll
rollerino
a tribe of niggers are sighted near the town
1_kill all the homos
2_destroy the stadium
3_praise mechahitler
a scout party is sent out in search of fertile land
They throw one of the gay ones from the soccer stadium.
trump becomes president and build a wall in the frontier with Mexico
This
build dildo shop
1. Men have to rape to increase the population, thanks to Slaanesh, they can even fuck sand and create sandmen and sand-women to the great war incoming
2. Women and sand-women shall not drive the VW Beetle that Slaanesh will give to the village
3. Anime is hot and everyone should praise the loli
Build an oil well
Build a Bridge
Roll
First rule: everyone needs to wear Black.
1. Thou shall sin in Slaanesh's unholy name on Wednesdays
2. Hermaphrodites are sacred priests of Slaanesh and must have their every whim indulged
3. Have children with your children, Slaanesh accepts all love, no matter how disgusting it is.
Rollarino
Rolling for this because its a good list of commandments
Roll
Build a sacrificial altar so you can sacrifice the revered elders who can no longer rule to pic related
OP here, Flash crashed on me and I lost everything. Johhny thread?
Roll
We need to praise the loli
Good
Rules
1. Marley (pic related) is the true goddess, no one before her
2. Kill the white man
3. Population can only increase through raep
Sheep brothel
The lolis open a whore house
roll
Rolling for dubs.
Rules:
1. Women are to cover their entire head in black tarp, but walk around naked otherwise. Even wearing shoes is HARAM.
2. To apease the evil spirits across the mighty river, every month a goat is to be killed, bled out and sliced open. One new born must then be sacrificed by placing it inside the goats stomach and cooking them alive over a fire. While all sand nigger inhabitants dance around it.
3. Every citizen of good faith needs to pray five times a day, and visit the temple at least two times per week. A praying session of good faith typically involves: A temple leader tripping on fermented shit fumes while blabbering jibberish, sticking both index fingers up your nose, then blowing as hard as you can and collectively spreading your ass cheeks to see whose gasses are the mightiest.
City Name: Allahu Snackbar