Greetings Yea Forums

Well answer?

AH yes, my balls shimmer and vibrate.

The answer is clear now.

He is in power, because the giant corporations that rule the world wanted someone to explain to the public their deals.

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not half bad, but not going to pay you for that.

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Ok here is another one

What us the meaning of life?

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The meaning of life is.....

is............
....

Is to manifest as many possibilities within the material realm as possible within the boundaries of physics. That is what my ball tells me.

bumparo

Well fuck
I don't have money sorry but that's not a bad answer.

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Gonna bump this

why can't I find love op?

Because, your standards are too high. Seek love without any rules or limitations and you will find it.

......

卍?

I'm just gonna bump your thread

The answer is yes.

this guy is fucking retarded

Ask your question my dearest

Fuck you boyo

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Why is anal so good?

Will I always be a virgin?

I love how nobody is asking anything

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Because of your prostate, your male g-spot.
And because you're a faggot.

No, you will not. In exactly 7 months, 3 days, 2 hours, 13 seconds. You will lose your remaining virginity.

Hey gypsy do you suck dick?

No. No I don't suck dick.

Do you?

Does she know?

Will I get foot pics oh grand wizard of faggotry?

Yes, Yes she knows. But she doesn't want you to know that she knows, at least not yet.

Thank you for the insight, Will she be hot? Possible description of the woman?

I've been with this girl on and off all of my life. Will she be my wife or should i just leave it?

Yes. You will get your feet.

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I never said it was a woman.

Here's what my crystal ball sees, you will be in a hotel room, the hotel room will be on the top floor, room will be expensive and you will have a sliding door to the bedroom.

The woman will be a blonde, she will be in her 20s and will be wearing a white shower robe, she will take your remaining virginity.

This I see, her name I can tell, for a price.

No, she will go away. She will go away and it will be painful young faggot, but then, you will find someone else who is better.

She will then come back, and distract you, at which point you will ignore her.

She is not the one. I assure you.

Where is my best friend right now?

How does p feel about me? Need answers please

Your best friend is in a basement tied up to a pipe right now.

I am sorry to say this to you...

The woman who takes my virginity will be pedobear? Yes.

Cautious, waiting for you to shift the balance.

p feels about you a good way, but you need to push p.

I can help you with p for a price.

I can tell you a magical incantation that will make p feel about you the way you want them to feel about you and more.. so much more.. all of it.

And she will ravage you in that hotel room and make you cum in ways you never imagined.

Well that was fucking dark as shit

Where is my real dad?

you realize no one is going to pay you jack shit right?

I only channel what the crystal ball tells me, do not be afraid your best friend will soon exit the basement, where to.. I don't know.

You real dad is always behind you, always next to you, and always inside you.

Your real dad's geographical location is "USA, ILLINOIS"

But your real dad is also inside you at all times.

How do I make her cum?

why did I break up with my gf?

Yeah she may feel good about me but the situation you seem to think is not the situition at all

Yes. I do
I am hoping someone will though because I'm actually broke and hungry lol.

Focus on her body, focus on what she likes, play with her nipples, compliment her body, take that anxiety away from her, take it slow at first.

Show her passion, show her that her body is driving you insane, kiss it all over, focus on her breathing, don't rush. Play with her nipples, play with her boobs, play with her clit, don't finger her, instead eat her out, do it sensually, love her to bits.

When she starts going crazy be it being eaten or you fucking her, stick to a rhythm and don't change it till she comes.

Hey dude, you know which field of science I'm studying?

Your subconscious mind kept pushing you out of fear and insecurity. It was the right thing to do.

It was the biologically right thing to do. Now you must grow out of it.

Are you sure?
Re read my post and tell me where I was wrong.

haha you get my $1 for creativity, thank you gypsie

Yes
It says here... in my all knowing all powerful gypsy crystal ball that you are studying computer science.

However, your true desire is to be a nurse.

How do I mount a VHDX on startup before win32k.sys initialisation, in the same way Windows itself does during a native VHD boot?
It seems that you have to wait for VDS initialisation (but by then even winlogon has loaded), and that's far too late for my use case.

Shit maybe.... but she blocked me cause she found someone new

Thank you for that. I hope you shower your real dad with love.

Oh fuck dude, guess I'm in the wrong reality. I'm sorry though because I can't pay you for that.

You must

So, create a new text file (C:\Scripts\attach_vhdx.txt) containing the following code:
select vdisk file="C:\vhd2\w10vhd.vhdx"
attach vdisk
select part 1
assign letter=K
exit
C:\vhd2\w10vhd.vhdx – is the full path to the VHD or VHDX disk image;
K – the drive letter that you want to assign to your VHD image.

Make the push.
She feels good about you.
If you don't make the push, you will never know.

Try.

Out of curiosity, what ARE you studying?

Are aliens real?

Also did anyone pay you yet?

Tried that, hangs if it's done before VDS initialisation.

No. but there are dimensions which open up to us.

Seek the wisdom in the words "Lokas" "Talas"

Why am I special OP?

I'll dial down the difficulty a notch: I'll be happy if the VHDX can be fully mounted before winlogon starts.

And no one paid anything yet.

My ball did a google search
does this help?
that the default LogicalSectorSizeBytes of a VHDX is 512b. It needs to be 4kb.

The Host drive doesn't seem to matter CSV or SOFS. Below is a way to create a VHDX with the correct LogicalSectorSizeBytes.

In Power Shell, type --> New-VHD -Path C:\ClusterStorage\Volume4\Cluster2DataDisks\Cluster2Disk1.vhdx -SizeBytes 200Gb -PhysicalSectorSizeBytes 4kb -LogicalSectorSizeBytes 4kb

Attach the resulting file to your guest cluster servers and set the Enable Virtual Hard Disk Sharing option on both server. You should now be able to bring the drives on-line and initialize them. They will also add to the guest cluster pool.

Change the size, path and file name above to fit your Cluster Servers configuration.

How will i die?

But I can't get a job and because "I don't love myself" she won't be with me

Someone stole my amazon package yesterday, will they return it before I contact amazon again on Monday?

will we be lovers someday?

Where are my car keys

Your crystal ball needs CrystalDiskInfo - because I think it's broken.

You are special because you are one of the very few instances on this planet that are self aware, that are consciously aware of their own thoughts.

The majority of human beings spend their life in a linear path of imitation which is imposed by society upon them since birth. You are one of the few who looked into the mirror and knows that the ego is there, and that you are behind it.

You understand that concept.

See
You will die of a medical complication known as cardiac arrest, you will spend 3 hours in a hospital before finally collapsing.
It will be painful, but only for a while.
You will die on the 3rd of April 2043 at 04:03 am

You are still finding reasons not to push.

Nudge, push, hint, make a move.

Pick up the phone, call her and say "I miss you. let's hang out tonight"
Do it faggot.

No. they will not.
It is gone forever.

You and me?
No.

Do you know who took it

Stephanie took them.
She did so because you forgot to do her the favor she asked you 4 times to do.

She's angry at you, so she took your car, she'll be back later. She's just being pissy.

Do her the favor, and when she comes back fuck her brains out.

YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHICH STEPHANIE I MEAN.

Where are my car keys

I only convey what it says.

Let me ask it again.

I dont know anyone called stephanie

The family you suspect.
The fat one.
Go to her. And speak up

The name is irrelevant. the car is with HER.

See

Check your pp.

Your car keys are hidden by the ifrit of house dikanoya.

It likes to hide socks, car keys, and spoons to fuck with homeowners.

Your car keys will not be found, they will be summoned.

Burn matchsticks in every corner of the house, sleep, and when you wake up the car keys will be on your main table.

I have my car. I just need the keys.

Thank you.
I sincerely love you for that.

Ok burn house down keys will be on table, got it

Go to the place where mirror and jacket meet.

Look beneath the scarf.

What sort of shitty crystal ball can't emit device driver or NT native API code?

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YES
PRECISELY MY CHILD.

I dont own a scarf

I hope you make enough for a proper meal. Thank you for your answer.

The kind that speaks in allegory.

You missed the hint.

Ask again, and I promise you will find truth.

Same goes to you.
A scarf is cloth, seek underneath a cloth near your mirror.

I hope so too.
I will grant you 3 free questions for your generosity. If you feel like it.

What is a black hole?

A point of contact between the ethereal and the material.

They are not as science say they are.

They actually produce information.

Thank you I wish to ask the following questions.

The girl i'm thinking about right now. How does she feel about me after all that happened?

Will I ever become rich in this life and if i do how will it go down?

How can I solve my problems?

will she be my girlfriend?

So, actually really curious, how will I die?

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The girl you thought of at that moment, is a girl that has put you in the back of her mind and decided not to approach the thought of you unless she has to.
It's not hatred, or negativity, more like unresolved processes in her head. You have the power to unravel them for mutual benefit.
You can however, ignore.

You will not become rich in this life, the crystal ball doesn't see any financial substantial wealth in your name. But it does clearly show me financial stability. It will go down a hard and long grind at work. Which you do not yet see, but the future you will.

You will however suffer a period when you will spend a lot of money on unnecessary things, late in your life. And it will be fine because your offspring will inherit them.

You can solve your problems by being honest with your self about your expectations, and your actual real options.
Think clearly and the fog will be lifted. *I believe you in you*

Oh great crystal-ball reader...
My basket of goodies for grandma is ready,
But she is spry,
She answereth the door before can I even a-knock,
Leaving me embarrassingly empty-handed when I visit,
I have wandered many meadows,
Pondering on how to have the basket ready before she answers her door,
There must be a way to sneak up to her door,
With the basket ready in my hand,
Before she answers it and looks upon me with a disappointed face,
And her lips part to say,
>0x80070002
>ERROR_FILE_NOT_FOUND
>The system cannot find the file specified.

Where do i live

I wonder if I can change the outcome by just commiting suicide

LOL, good one

will I pass the phonetics course?

No

No she will not unfortunately.

I wish I could say yes, but not this one.

You will unfortunately die near a body of water due to a cerebrovascular accident in your head caused by gradual arteriosclerosis.

This will happen on the 22nd of September 2031 at 01:32pm near your old town.
I am so sorry user :/

The answer is no.

That's not an answer

I sincerely love you and your posts.
I will screenshots this

You live in Germany.

Not this outcome, AN outcome.

You will end anyway, do not take the shortcut, let the other instance do that.
Be the possibility which chose something else.

Yes you will pass it.
You seriously will.

Know you said it was free but answer 1 just needed extra payment check pp.

nice sounds very fancy , not sure what to think of that though

Thank you.
It is my pleasure

I will bless you with a gypsy incantation to bring you good fortune for the next week.

AHyah AHyah ya Ahyah
Holem kelo walome shaw

This be the incantation which I spoke upon you anonfag, thank you.

In short, you'll have a brain aneurysm in 2031.
This is the truth of the ball.

The truth can only be told, no one knows if it can be changed.

Ask your self, is destiny carved in stone, or can you alter it?

Health is important user. Take care of it.

Seriously how much have you made from this thread faggot?

im actually super healthy and don't smoke or drink or eat shitty foods so it seems very odd. destiny desides I guesss

to be honest so far 4 dollars.

It's ok, once I have 20 I'll use that to buy some food.
If I don't then I'll just keep posting till the mods get tired of me and ban me or someth hehe

Look into arteriosclerosis since that will be your bullet.

It can be due to coffee mayhaps, sugar drinks, excessive use of proteins?

Does my sister's boyfriend physically/mentally abuse her?

Your sister's boyfriend mentally and emotionally abuses her. But it is a symbiosis. You must not come between two symbiots.

Let it take its course.

Why is Yea Forums full of gay shit?

That's weird, I don't have a sister.

trips of wisdom

The one in your head counts.

Because Yea Forums much like most of the internet was perceived as a "frequently visited site" where propagandists settled and decided to propagate their propaganda.

Because the people behind those threads want to change you and condition you.

Because the future is being made everyday.

So easily exposable

What happens if I make a curse/wish request and don't give money?

Everyone has a sister.

It then has a 50/50 chance of either happening or backfiring on you.

If you pay the 1 dollar, it has a 100% chance of happening the way you want it.

But because your question was so utterly clever and no one else thought of it, then I'll give you ONE wish or curse for free.

I am serious, think about this well before you ask because once you say "I wish" or say "I want this or that person cursed" You cannot take it back

I require the person's eye's in full view to make any curse

Does anyone in the house know about my masturbation habits?

Trips of truth.

Your sister found the cucumber once and she put it back where you left it, so when you actually got rid of it she had already seen it.

She doesn't think any less of you, but she doesn't see you as a man. More like a horny boy.

It's ok, embrace it.

Is my GF's bestie down for a threesome between us three.

She is very down, but she will have to hear it from your GF.

Does m00t still lurk?

Why are you broke?

I wish for this female to break up with her boyfriend, and not suffer any physical or emotional harm, or harm of any other type due to the break up. For example I don't want her to become super depressed, stop going to work and getting fired, binge eating and gaining an unhealthy amount of weight, or committing suicide. And those a just examples, and are not the only restrictions on what I don't want happening.

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Are we were data they waiting Unknown.
Access streaming are we we are the earrings?

Did he ever stop? Thought he uploaded his conscious to the cloud long ago?

I must see the eyes.

This picture will suffice. Even though I specifically asked for clear iris.

Alright, anonfag, this is now a level up from the crystal ball and the other posts.

I will ACTUALLY make this wish come true.

She will break up with her boyfriend and she will not suffer any harm whatsoever. She will suffer a small amount of sadness that is to be expected from a break up, but she will be free and back to normal in 2 days after the break up.

The breakup will happen this winter, nearing the festival, you will know which festival, you will witness this unfold and never speak of it to anyone.
The breakup will be clean and simply, I detached her tether from his tether in the mega cloud. The detachment will naturally cause different manifestations to happen in their life. Nothing bad.

Here's your wish, and here's what you need to do.
You must get up, go to the kitchen, and drink 3 glasses of cold water with your eyes closed.
You will do this as you think of my post.

DO THIS NOW, you have 5 minutes before the tethers reconnect, they will stay detached if you drink the water.
GO
NOW

yes he does.
rarely though
very very rarely

I spent all my money on rent and other shitfuckery which was very important, I thought I could manage on my saved up food, ended up finishing it, next payday is a week from now.

It's shitty but I don't have people irl to lean on.

What's going on with columnfag, the guy who made the wincest story series?

Nothing, he has a girlfriend and it's distracting him from making more incest kink posts.

What's your preferred porn op?

Aphrodesiac or girls on MDMA

the best.

What will happen to my life in the future? Will I ever become rich or happy

You will at some point have a problem with your left knee. or... wait... no... not the knee, this problem will be with your tibial muscle.. yes.

You will have either stress fractures on your left leg or a tibial strain.
This will cause you to dramatically change your lifestyle from the unhealthy mess that it is in now, to a healthier life.

Through that shift you will remember what it feels like to be you again and you will regain confidence in social situations.

You will find happiness in the big brown eyes of a girl who will fall for you, you'll build your future to support her and your self and you will move in together.

You will not be rich, but she'll give you kids, 2 of them, and you'll love the ever loving shit out of everyone, her and the kids.

Unfortunately life has ups and downs, and you will have to put up with a lot of her idiotic bullshit but it'll be worth it.

This is your future.

Riddle me piss.

Adult diapers carried in stores, your depends, attends, tranquility, are in every metric, awful, how have they stayed in business? Follow up, after the advent of the disposable diaper, how have we entertained the notion of staying potty trained when a lazy no-effort option is available?

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DEPEND

There's demand, that's how they stayed in business.

and to answer your second question, because we haven't adjusted to the idea of shitting our self again.

Try it, you might like it for the fun of it the first time, but after a while it becomes a bitch

how's the money so far op? how much?

I got 4 dollars total

Neither
It starts with an L

>and to answer your second question, because we haven't adjusted to the idea of shitting our self again.

Try it, you might like it for the fun of it the first time, but after a while it becomes a bitch

I'd argue shitting yourself is fine, it's when the person next to on the bus does it that its suddenly an issue. That just needs a period of adjustment.

As for it being a bitch, been on again off again 24/7 wearer, I read the horror stories and wondered if it was truly the nightmare people said it would be.

It's not. You wipe, you shower, you rediaper, I think the issue is that for many abdl's it was their first shitty diaper, I worked at a daycare and it trivialized a lot of what makes people squeamish.

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Ok, now tell me...

Where will I be when that time comes.

What race am I, and how do I look?

But in a way I did answer both your questions haven't I?

You will be in scandinavia for some reason.

And you are white.
And you look average.

what do you mean by average...

whats my hair and eye colour, what is my jaw and nose like. Do I have a big forehead or not

You have brown/black hair, your eyecolor is black, your nose and jaw are normal and your forehead is fine.

You need a haircut though as your hair has gotten longer.

Im sorry I wish I had money to give you, you're actually an entertaining monkey faggot.

Is my nose hooked or not.

Also what race is my [future] wife?

Not
Your wife is norweigian

Will I be with her again?

Yes.

But not soon

HAHA, oh boy are you very wrong in (You did however guess my hair and eye colour correctly although my eyes are dark brown, black eyes are impossible to have).

I would never build a future for some random girl nor would I be a doormat for her. I would never have children and I would never be with a european/white person because I'm not white myself, i'm a light skinned middle eastern (With a hooked nose) who hates racemixing/relationships in general

Did you get any queries OP? I hope you eat something today

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You're exactly who I said you were. But ok, it's normal to be scared.

Nope. 4 dollars. Need to reach 20

But I appreciate you

...

That's exactly it though habibi, your nose isn't hooked and you are white.