Poopboi thread

what ever happened to poop girl, pretty boy, and pretty girl?

>poopgirl
life fixing mostly i hope she popped in the other day
>prettyboi
meme rehab and life fixing
>pretty girl
im here silly

>the other day
u mean here on my [s4]s?

killed the spider
yes he was like a brother to me
he knows what he did
yea

motherfucker stop t_____g me

wow I never seens her posting, welp
anyway good job rember to kill as many spidres as possible in irl

also if someone wakes me up at 4 again i am going to SNAP a spine

>kill as many spidres as possible in irl
y doe

no time 2 explain kill em all kill em all

i was feeling rlly cute in that pic nice comments only pls :))))))))))))))

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I'd berry my face so deep in ur ass that I'm king arthur

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i wasnt invited d*mn

wew that was quick
goodnight bois

ur invited to my chambers kelly

EVERYONE'S LOOKING TOOOOOO THE WEEKEND PARTYIN PARTYIN YEAH PARTYING PARTIN YEAH FUN FUN WEEKEEEEND

ah yes the tolet cleenin time

mother ive been bad but only by the church standards

shes like i take the one with the colorful after rain thingy
and im like bitch i may not exist but i feel so accepted right now

excuse me nature

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maybe its the iron pills maybe its maybelline

wew I always thot u were a black guy or somethin lole lole
nice dubs yo

thanks bby tell my wife im home

i did very well at the store
sure was a lot of spacing out and almost relief crying but bought me some dead bird and even managed to find the weird battery for the thingy

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Who told you about my iron pills how do you know about my immune booster

oh and dont tell sparkles im not black

Imagine being black but having white skin that sounds like quite the sticky situation

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you
you did
youre awfully talkative in ur slep

you just described a hypetuber

I'm pretty sure if I talked in my sleep someone would have told me because that would just be the most deplorable situation in the world now wouldn't it

i can think of worse things to do while unconscious

oh forgot to tell you this is what were listening to today youtube.com/watch?v=8ZIOkbrX_uU

chest pain again now this is something ill gladly embrace as my cause of death

oOh HERE SHE COMES

youtube.com/watch?v=XZVpR3Pk-r8

youtube.com/watch?v=BPwZaQfoIbU

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I think I got that idea from a conversation between the two of you in the first place

>conversation
nice 47

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well it wasn't that much worse than all the other conversations happening on the autism board

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i wouldnt know i only read my own posts

see I read everything except my own posts

poor fucking thing you

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youtube.com/watch?v=hufzKJrgJEQ

two same numbers!

thanks for noticing

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that's what she said

BLOOD ON THE WALLS
BLOOD ON THE LAMP
BLOOD ON THE ROADIES
BLOOD ON THE AMPS

youtube.com/watch?v=-X2atEH7nCg

>hate to be the creep but i didnt want to whip out s4s in its state in public and i had a good angle

found it

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trying to reach me so hard it would really look like a thing of movies if i didnt know better
i dont know if its sad or adorable and i will never know

and of course i made the right decision cause my superpower is justifying those but have i really made a decision at all

fredome of choice is an illulsion

not entirely
im more or less a person and definitely not a legendary hidden level for a shallow chucklefuck i dont even respect
FUN UNRELATED FACT ppl who have to order others around at work sometimes really really really really really really really really really really really really really really like to be someones female dog in the darkroom

i mean good fucking job reminding me you exist bud but what exactly do you imagine this to look like if i let you win
im not a hidden level im SCRAPPEd from the release version

and now the weather

youtube.com/watch?v=yGxHDmHoqXc

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fucking thanks sally
switching to muse was your best idea since iron pills

No one has any idea what you're talking about schizo

>another message on fb
youtube.com/watch?v=0NbkxcNjH9w
>have to dig up old last.fm account to remember this song
>theres a message there AS WELL i dont remember giving that fucking shit out but last time i used it was in 2013
this is hell isnt it

great post i printed it out

evewn my dog looks better with minimal beard

uhhhhh are you the female's dog or are the people ordering other people around at work the female's dog
and what does it have to do with femdom of choice

do you really wanna know cause i wouldnt

What the fuck are you talking about

at least trips
another great post im kekkin

i
i cleaned the goddamn bathroom
it changed nothing

also i thought i made it obvious that authority people = dogs of the female variety
did i stutter when i said it was unrelated
no i didnt stutter i lied whAT do yyou want me to say

Ok Artyom

I'm starting to feel concerned that it was Yuji Sakai's most feared gay bomb

You didn't read the text did you?

I don't know bro it was kind of confusing

youtu.be/CfGMgJ4x6zE

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i can do confusing sometimes
you need not be alarmed
its just ive been stalked for 6 years and id like it to stop

You should just report it to the police

I hope it's by a girl not by a sex offender

i dont feel threatened though and i dont think the police would be able to do anything

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its neither
nice dubs shitman

it was a good day and dont let anyone tell you otherwise

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any1 got 10 silk scarves 2 spare?
askinj 4 a frie

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I don't need anyone to tell me otherwise

y
was it bad 4u

holy fuog couldnt this be a normal diplomacy quest why the fuck do i have to gather things what am i a nintendo fan

goblin diplomacy

dog took me for a walk and i did NOT buy more juice YOU BETTER FUCKING UPVOTE THIS
also theres a lady with a black
well
female dog
and she (the lady) always asks my doggo questions instead of talking to me
its bizarre i feel like i have to answer at least some of them and they just keep coming
shes nice

there is no such thing as a good time

you might be doing life wrong

I never do things right as a matter of principle

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I'm growing extra teeth

are they in your bagina

no but they have banginers

suddenly not much more wisdom aye

on earth 3 it is

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what are you on earth 3
what am i

unemployed and homeless is wat we iz

ive slept on a bench b4

met morrigan woop woop

she was always my favorite but the son killed it

https discord
gg nqfa8WW

no

dubs confirm no

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that quest was pretty cool imo

well-written perhaps but poorly designed
doesnt matter im here to clap some vint cheeks anyway

I liked how different from average rpg quests it is
what's so bad about the design

needs more decision making and less funkopop collecting
all this running aroud and scanning really took me out of the show

aaaaa

aaaaa

bwep

why do these lawns need mowing every 3 days
if you hate mother nature why wont you just fill it all up with concrete

dont yell

quick reminder I predicted this downfall a mere 2 days ago

is the thing unfucked
test

this is the end, my only friend, the end
I'll never look unto your posts again

wow 4chin is back?????

honey i finally signed the contract and id like to die asap pls i have a life insurance dont worry bby we just have to get creative

just a prank bro in real irl reality youre here forever
BRAVO NOLAN I LOVE YOU

dint letm e post this last night
im sure i had some clever meme to go with it now all you get is this pic

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ass full of cracks

best thing is
RIGHT after i signed it i missed 3 calls (cause meeting) from another place wanting me to work for them
wanna know why best thing? two years ago same exact thing happened same place as well xd

You didn't tell me that you got a job in retard town

the fuck did you think i live

dubs
ah yes they let u customize the throne and shit that was kinda neat

initially i got my guy the qunari one but the statues completely obstructed the view during cutscenes lole
warning spoilers youtube.com/watch?v=4UoXS2MZ6oY

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honestly i dont even remember how to put out uranium fires i know i can google it but you know i wont

cracc

got my bag of crack in my backpack got my ball of sack stuck in my knapsack

p o t t e r y

>wen u play chess with cullen
I TOLD YOU HE WAS THE GARRUS OF DA

dubsen
I found him a little annoying like too stereotypical gay in some way

u sure youre not thinking of dorian

had to visit old work today
one woman is like i dreamed bout u n i drinking on the job
woman 2 is like yooo lets meet
woman 3 is all hugs come visit us more shit we werent even that close theyre all adorablel
meanwhile at the new werkplaes they had to hire a subboss from super outside to avoid drama and backstabbin

dubs agen
no I'm pretty sure it was Cullen he even tried to flirt with me even though I'm obviously a real pussy slayer

so do u have a horse cock or how do u do this shit

its not like that i just get along with most people and they were some decent fucking people
boy cullen rejected me so hard my adopted grandkids will feel the blueball
shame hed be a GREAT brokeback mountain story

i wasnt planning on drinking this much again but here we are
whatever
on monday shit will get painfully real so i think i can have a couple more unreal moments
my dog enjoys eetin eyes
dorians character on paper is far from good representation but the voice actor elevated him to best girl level and hes a memer too and i want him to sign my tshirt at the very least
anyway how are your nights

he growled at me tahts a first
i dont want another wicked dog what the heck

>what did you see
i saw a num

nice dubs me
fuck

when i was leaving they gave me flowers and a cool gift card and cried and told me to run as far as possible from there i hope well get to work together somewhere better in the future
feels man

>i just get along with most people
lol I guess that makes u a real weirdo in terms of Yea Forums standards

but it doesn't by s4s standards

right s4s posters are known for being really successful and popular in irl

i work really hard on my autism and i highly recommend it
i can now sit on chairs regardless of their placement

You need to be careful that's extremely dangerous I heard about someone who died trying to do that

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some more and ill listen to cher

at the store there was george michael on the radio
suddenly remembering all the stickies

youtube.com/watch?v=izGwDsrQ1eQ

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youtube.com/watch?v=KrZHPOeOxQQ
so i rickrolled the maintenance mane today
he deserved it doe

oh shit there were quads to get
wiith i had someone to tell me there things

so all the honey I'm homo posts weren't just memery
don't worry I won't tell the sparkling

i can still go to the store ya know WINK WINK its going to be vodka tomorrow isnt it

i have no idea why youd think that because of my dorianposts and not the 2k+ ciassposts but just to be clear and never say this again i swing various ways holy shit i already regret this post and dont say things that matter in front of the princess anyway tbh

ahaha oh lol youtube.com/watch?v=2X_2IdybTV0

>i swing various ways
hehehehehe I hear ya

no one can love but one can trick one's self into believing to be in love

my mom is good at that i should probably ask for lessons

those are sum fine digits
well the question is, is it really desirable to experience this great deception
for I do not know the answer

id like to experience
not sure bout the deception part
hoping

Yes it is, imagine the power that will come from this experience

me i want no more power
i need to be forced to care as much as they care
will never tho

youtube.com/watch?v=6dOwHzCHfgA

fucking onion cuttin ninjas am i rite wheres poopgirl when i need her

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it's but a self-delusion that must crumble sooner or later, but it can feel very real
and when it breaks, when it shatters to pieces, the reality looks more grey than ever before, the hideous dropping off of the veil

so im gifted is what youre trying to tell me
cause it doesnt ALWAYS feel like a gift

no that's not what I'm trying to say
I said I don't know if it's better to experience or not to
honestly there probably isn't a gift at all

livin the catfish lifestyle

and by better I mean marginally less shitty

the ones who experience seem superior but i know some of them would like to try the iciclel lifestyle

dubs
agent jackson git outta my head

I dunno
many a poor souls have perished because of love

there's a VERY fine line between being charming and being a serial rapist and u just crossed that line

im sure i have more hot opinions
tonight i just want
a different hug ya know

ahhh that's one o' those posts I don't understand againe

Yuji Sakai is my're friend

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

anakin ffs you were the chosen one xd

or is he
or were I

i blame the burger everyones a winner system

WHEN THE SEA IS A DEAD SEA
AND THE LAND IS A WASTELAND

Spend a little time over seas and now your a facist, typical amerimutts

youtube.com/watch?v=8dHFPeKUoP4

i feel like id be an amazing heroin addict

it's never to late to follow your dreams

its not too late but it definitely is too far away

youtube.com/watch?v=i3yVhJvP-Z8
disregard all my posts i suck cocks

forgot justin was in there shit

how far is heroin from where you live
for me it's only 200km

they say a hanging man hears glorious music
I wonder what it sounds like

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bars a grandma and a rugby career god bless him
id tell you but it would make my mom throw a fit
DO YOU WANNA GO TO HEAVEN TONIGHT
LEAVE THE EVIDENCE FAR BEHIND

i really dont wanna go to sleep ever

the thoughts of a hanged man coalesce with the living on an isle of lost dreams

>an isle
member when i gave birth to johnny depp
i should move back to /x/ shouldnt i

u should stop taking so many amphetamemes

dear diary
today op was a faggot again

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thanks asshole -____-

donut measure me by ur own yardsticc
i just hate tomorrows

thats exactly what them gays say

hey dubsman I hate tomorrows too it's just that I hate todays just as much so it don't really matters

todays episode is sponsored by the letter i
and so will be every episode ever created

weve been through this
you should find a hobby

YOUVE BEEN HIT BY

I have hobbies bro but it just ain't worth it

a noose is fine too

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I really really wanna comfort a crying girl but I also wanna make a girl cry oh lawd

i really like salmon

poopy

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

glorious probably

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

salmon is best eaten raw. True story

Your fortune: Good Luck

just like pussy or every other fish for that matter
yeah I can imagine

wtf
that's terrifying, what if you go to grab a clothes and suddenyly you get a giant spider instead!!!]\
ahhhhh just thinking about it

ah
mistakes were made
apologies
im all wet

i cant sleep
what u doin agent jackson

The hilda ponies

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all three at once? almost impressive

thanks for the 4 glasses of water past me u may be extremely embarassing but youre trying to be a kind soul

AAAAAAA

timedubs perhaps

trips?

oh hell yeah

all from a phone.BE AMAZED

this board gets less than four posts per minute dude

wow someones jello :^] cant you just congratulate me on this epic succ ess

good job poopboi u r a kawaii qt :))))

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ew lad ew

china begone

fug poopboi is fugging based

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dubs nice

haha yeah i especially like the impressionist babble and health related complaints

raw fish just tastes like corpse vagina i mean you can but why not fried with pasta and garlic qnd mascarpone instead

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Poop

WHEEL IN THE SKY KEEPS ON TURNIP

MYyy ASSHOLE KEEPS ON BURNING

me a second ago just wen i was ready to dreeem the meeem

poop doesnt real

checkem nerds

ur mom a nerd get fucked
goodnite

i had one millon dreams
one of them
i went to yujis hotell room n he was hidden behind the curtains pretending he wasnt there

trrribs n111ce

i poped

what a beautiful not quite morning lets turn on the news

(nice trips)
i just watched the movie "1408" yesterday

dubs checking trips WOW
ah its all good now i was confused for a second there

>DOLPHIN HOTEL
i wonder if the dolphins wearing a muzzle

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captain were gonna need a new school of thought

>77
captain were gonna need a new dubs of thought

good eye my little spy
>Judaism believes that the world was created to serve God, and in order to do so properly, God in turn gives mankind the opportunity to experience pleasure in the process of serving Him.
dat y they cut off their dongles??

Yes, ...thats why

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got some blood in the toilet bowl guess my hemorrhoid's getting a lil brother isn't that sweet :]

this is the cool guys' club losers not allowed

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I want a girl to poop on me but I also want to poop on a girl

oh my god wish you good luck with ur new addition to the fam!! ur such a trooper man
dubleronis now thats what i call music

thanks I think I'm gonna name him christian

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what I've been thinking about is how weird it would be if you're name was christian but you were also athiest
you could say "hi I'm christian I'm not a christian in bed tho" as a pickup line

first thing I'll do is scribble out the sun

hardbass n hump

>junkie cullen
LET ME TOUCH YOU GODDAMMIT

listen i have healing...hands
just ask anons mom

so are you going to get with the cute girl from work or what?

i told you mom shes just a friend
and i never called her cute

but you called her one of your favorite people

yes out of the ones i studied with
we have some common interests thats all

go for it bro but lose some weight before you make the first move

one
nothing wrong with me

now you have me kekkin for many diff reasons

oh i get it now she's a fatso.

Oof

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nice dubs dont be rude now
im pretty sure were equally not attracted to each other just drop it you can like people without wanting to fucc them you know

your mom and i have talked about it and we think it's about time you found a nice girl and settled down maybe get some kids

Maybe some kids if you have any left over at the end

what am i tevinter aristocracy or something

what do you want for dinner we got fucken.... chochitos and fucking whatsitcalled uhh spagaragus and boogerpukes what you want

You sound like my dog. It's food for dinner just like alwats

THIS DUDE HAS A DOOOOGGGGGGGGGG LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dubs ive already had a spaghett thanks

Why is that funny

dear lord maybe its in the sims or somethin

jesus solas is worse than alenko

>spagaragus
that sounds pretty good

damn dis plaes huge

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my blackwall is now invinciblel

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hi piioboi

henlio

im bookmarking this thread 4 later to share with all my extended family and friends

good idea

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

better plug it b4 i lose my mind

i cant in2 sleepings

battery was fully charged last night now its at 22% (dubs) agent jackson what is the meaning of this

The same thing has been happening to my phone I wonder if it has something to do with the hurricane hitting the Eastern Seaboard affecting satellite Communications
Perhaps a stronger signal is required to penetrate the gravitational effect of the hurricane so that it uses more power from the phone

or the agency is bitcoining again

That's none of your business and they are allowed to do that if they want to so you better just shut up before you end up on a slab just like I did

apparently im in love with judas AGAIN baby
youtu.be/CvPgTVnxvVI

a slab is fine too

its always judas or franknfurter
its a type i guess

now i will never sleep again

i shouldve joined the theater group when i could huh
at least i would know now
or id be getting paid for all these emotions lole

the bong accents tho remember the bong accents
i mean

cool this is my second thread ever to hit bump limit
we did it reddit