Tell me something interestin about yourself!
Tell me something interestin about yourself!
im gae
im gae
I don't have anything interesting. What's your interesting thing today?
my wife likes it when I cheat on her.
We know.
We know.
It was over 100 degrees here today!
Why?
im strae
I enjoy Rick and Morty for the intellectual nuances,
Tyler is gay tho homie
jesus christ why
thats too hot
Because deserts fucking suck, even if they're near the ocean :(
We started out swinging, then switched to open poly once I found a girl I was interested in. We tried a threesome and my wife figured out that she just likes to watch. So now when my GF is over, wife just sits in the corner and watches us play.
That's pretty hot. Was it real humid too?
Not confirmed
yeah i live in colorado
all desert no ocean
Aren't you that one poster a while back that sperged out about how Jews can literally nuke any European country if they regained their racial consciousness?
It would be a blessing if they did.
Huh, well if you both get something out of it then I'm happy for you
Naw, dry heat. I went to Florida in summer last year and I nearly fucking died, the humidity is horrible
Pretty much confirmed tho
Ew.
I don't recall anything like that? Israel do have nukes so I guess that's possible technically
But yeah it is pretty obvious
eh its a nice place to live
no offense but fuck cali
It's incredible how little is necessary to motivate someone sometimes, so, in a way you were a spark that I needed in that moment. Even though it was anonymously I still appreciate the gesture, especially considering that IRL it's almost imposible to get it for me.
I got another test coming up, a calculus test, i still have at least a week for this one and I know I can stop distracting myself enough to put in the time to finish this bad boy!
Northern cali isnt so bad, up where you got lotso trees and rivers.
I’m gonna go take a shit, brb
Sup gae frend
I’m that black guy who still can’t sleep
What’s your favorite alcoholic drink?
I don't take personal offense to people not liking the state I live in, lol.
I've been to CO a few times, it's not bad. I have family near Salt Lake City, my family friend has an auto shop near Denver and my stepdad's brother lives near Denver too. Cool place
The fact that I was in any way helpful is great for me, so it wasn't entirely selfless.
Get out of this thread and go study!
Go to bed
Water
I live in VA and the summers here are like living in satan's asshole.
Anything that can get me drunk without the rumblies
Also Soju cause Korea represent
Hi Djeeta
Dude I went to Arkansas in summer and I was nearly sucked dry by the fucking asshole mosquitos
I'm lucky I didn't get West Nile or some shit
Crown Royal mixed with cheap vodka
Soju is the shit. Currently vodka is my thing because rum was upsetting my stomach too much
hello there perfect waifu, how's it been? are still being kawaii as all hell?
Why do black people identify so heavily with their race? Genuinely asking. When I think of the traits that define me "white" never crosses my mind. What causes black people to feel the way they do about it?
Sounds like my Monday
>Get a match
>It’s a couple?
>Wife invites me over to fuck her while her husband watches
...Ok?
>Pretty much everything goes well between finding the place fucking her twice and discussing motorcycles with the husband
>Told then they can call me anytime
I literally cucked someone and made a best friend while he jerked off and told me how to fuck his wife harder.
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ive always been partial to rum
i love me some rum drinks
tho i dont drink a lot it gives me headaches
ive lived in cali but not northern that seems nice
You literally defined your white privilege you dumb fuck.
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>perfect waifu
No.
>kawaii as all hell
No.
I'd say that being black is the first thing most other people realize about black people and it biases them against them and etc.
No fuck cali entirely
That state is way overpriced
It costs 50$ just to breath the fucking air
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>Get out of this thread and go study!
It's 2 am so I won't for now, I might go to sleep and do it as soon as possible tho.
Have you been to uni user?
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Spambot found this thread, new one here
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Seriously fuck the mosquitos. They should just be driven to extinction. The only time I even go outside during the summer is if I'm going to visit my gf. She's even more of a recluse than I am.
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Ah yeah, vodka’s alright, goes easy on the tummy too. If I’m super bored and it’s late at night, I’ll sometimes break out a bottle of vodka and some Tropicana and throw that shit in a mug. Reminds me of when I used to drink my dad’s shit secretly.
Can’t go wrong with a classic Jack and Coke either. I know that’s highschool shit but it works.
God damn this fucking bot is back
Massively helpful answer user.
White privilege is not thinking about race?
As a reminder because the spambot is not smart
The new thread is here
It’s kind of hard to stop being black.
You get reminded of it constantly so it just becomes a part of your identity wether you want it to or not
Oh nevermind, we're back here
You can't spam 2 threads at once :)
I’ve tried I flopped around in bed for like an hour still nothing
i want cereal
>why should i stop telling the truth? im a good person so telling the truth and nothing but the truth is what i should do! now be quiet you cute as all hell ribbon wearing lovable anime girl
Djeeta pls.
Relax and try meditating!
What's your favorite kind
U really don't like anims
Ah, yeah I guess that's fair. Tbh the only time I think about how white I am is when I think about how 100 years ago I wouldn't have been considered white.
College student?
I had to stop drinking bourbon because it was tearing me a new asshole so I feel your pain
Thank you for an honest answer user
Ayyy, I'm on vodka and cranberry juice rn. I prefer rum and coke but it's bad on the stomach :(
wat?
Yeah, shit sucks. But on the plus side I can take shots of vodka without puking now so it's not as bad with my high alcohol tolerance
pls you know my avatar is not me irl
I guess you could call my personality cute if you want, jeez
I have two cats that have successfully kept me away from killing myself
I*
Sounds like they're good friends. Buy them a new laser pointer.
I play TF2
Unconditional affection from animals is an amazing thing, honestly. Why do you want to kill yourself in general, tho?
Por que no?
animals are so cute!
HAIL SATAN
Don't get all furry on me now
Fair enough
I didn’t know being black was considered a bad thing for the longest time because my old hometown was 80% black so almost everyone I knew was black.
The police were black
My school was black
My family was black
My friends were black
I lived in a extremely safe community and a well funded school so black is bad never got to me.
i have no more cereal and i went out to grab some flan bc recommended to me because it tastes "better" and no i have no cereal and some flan i threw away because it tasted bad
i need some anime girl hugs right now! pet me like you would a dog!
we dont need another person that fucks animals here friend
My high school was like 95% white and it was lame as shit, I got along with the black nerds lmao
This is kinda out of character for you tbh
My favorite cereal is rice crispies no sugar, crucify me.
what if i was?
nah that shits weird
i can enjoy the like amorphic people pictures for the kink factor but the fuckin animals thing and wearing a suit is too strage
I would value you as much as I do the other friends I have who are furry.
Just a simple question, why is there two of these threads? One's being shit posted, and they're pretty much the same size.
im bored and tired so i tend to say very random things that make no sense, please ignore everything i say as it doesnt represent who i am
absolutely disgusting user but i cant crucify you for eating healthy cereal
alright i have a bit more respect for you then, do you like felix or any kind of cat animal whether it be boy or girl?
Yeah the shit hurts in your stomach kek. I need to expand out more with my drink tastes, I’m pretty retarded when it comes to drinking.
I love how Soju has almost no alcohol in it but it seems to get you drunk so quickly.
I want cats, damn
HAIL SATAN
Special K Strawberry is the best and most superior cereal, obviously
Unironically Splatoon 2 is the reason I’m alive today.
I was planning on getting drunk then crashing my car at 120 mph yet this little smug squid stopped me by giving me a community of support when I needed it the most.
I still play but I’m scared to think where’d I be without Splatoon
Satan hates animes confirmed
idk what defines as furry but again im into the pictures for the kink factor
well i feel like theres a way to define a difference
felix is a boi with some cat features
a furry is a cat with some boi features
but yes i approve of cat bois im the big gae
We're avoiding a spambot.
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Fucking hell dude
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Other one has a spam bot
damn dude, splatoon must be super important to ya
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i hope you're lying about your cereal of choice otherwise we cant be friends
yea true enough, felix is a cat boy and not the other way around
i see that's fine, do you like astolfo? i know a lot of people jump on felix and astolfo when it comes to anime traps
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You enjoy doing this man? I mean tracking these threads n shit? Don’t you got better shit to do?
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doesnt make you interesting kys
I was a huge buff nerd in high school
Imagine this huge black guy who’s the football team’s defensive captain asking what you got to trade for a dark magician girl in Yu-gi-oh
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Oh, there was even a third before this, but it was about to hit limit. I didn't even know that was a thing, imagine being such a loser you make a spam bot for Yea Forums.
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It is
Right time right place to save my Fucking life
I refuse to give in to spambots, mostly
Well then fine, I guess I should be out of character too. *kiss*
Yeah soju is super smooth and creeps up on you
That's fine I suppose
The OG DMG 1st edition in good condition goes for like $500, it's fucking crazy.
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I can make awesome chicken and dumplings.
i like all the anime traps
and real traps
and real girly bois
tho i am also one
its a running joke across all the threads
no u
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Worst part is I had 3 of those fuckers.
I spent 25$ at my local Walmart and got 3 Dark Magician girls in a row
I couldn’t believe my luck
Emotionally abusive mother in childhood, never really had friends, afraid of relationships blah blah blah the general Yea Forumstard bullshit
I’m David Weathers and I’ve been bitten on the stomach by a Monocled Cobra before
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New thread without the spam btw
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You're a dumbass for posting this.
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I am more persistent than he is, I've been here for more than 15 years.
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Am I still banned???
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Uplifting story time
How I stopped some abuse when I was younger.
I had this friend who mom worked a really stressful job that she hated to support her two kids and often lashed out at them in frustration.
I suggested she get a job at this different restaurant up the street way closer to her house as manger
She got the job and her entire vibe changed near overnight
She was happier could walk to work instead of drive had more money and was overall a happier person
My friend couldn’t recognize her own mother because mother-daughter fist fights were common so when they stopped altogether she didn’t know who she was anymore.
For the next 3 and 1/2 years everything pretty much had a storybook happy ending until she got offered a better paying job in Atlanta then moved.
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I study translation.