Is drinking bleach a painful way to go? Concerned friend confiscated my guns. Gf left me, took the kid...

The alternative to life is literally nothing. Everyone acts like they're supposed to find some meaning to it all and get depressed or suicidal when they can't. I've been there. I've tried 7 times. It isn't the right thing to do.

The fact of the matter is there isn't a single thing in the entirety of existence that you are required to do. Nothing you do matters on some grand scale and that's why life is beautiful. You literally get to shape your life in whatever way you see fit. The saddest you will ever be, is when you accept that sadness as your standard for living. People often times focus too much on the future or past, etc. We take many things for granted because we are tethered to darker places by that standard of sadness we have set for ourselves.

You can allow yourself to be sad, depressed, you can let your troubles get you down. There is nothing wrong with being sad, it's natural. The difference between living and a stagnant moment in sadness comes when you decide to rise above those feelings. Make that moment your baseline for happiness, set your darkest time as the moment that defines how things can get better. If you believe nothing will ever change, then of course that will be true. You have to be the change, the force that drives you on to better things, better times, better everything. Existence is a very short thing for us. We live such finite lives for comparatively small spans of time. So why not fill that time with as much wonderful and interesting experiences as you can? Death is not some concrete thing that malevolently creeps toward us. Whether you're religious, scientific, atheist or otherwise, we don't really know for sure what happens when we die. You shouldn't fear death nor should you welcome it. Death and life should be respected in equal parts. Life is an adventure in and of itself and you are the only you in this universe that gets to experience it.

I hadn't considered pills but I know plenty of dealers I live in a meth town. I imagine it wouldn't be that hard to choke down a prescription of oxy with a nice $1500 bottle of scotch. Thanks for the advice. Love you too.

can you make yourself pass out with farts?
Was thinking a shit load of beans and cabbage. funnel from your ass to mouth. Breathe deep

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Don't fuck around with bleach OP, it will be a long drawn out process, and most likely you'll just do a bunch of internal damage and not die. Chill and talk for a bit man, everyone's got problems, it's nothing you can't fight back from.

I'm going to keep it real OP: I don't give a shit if you die. However, strong cleaners are a horrible way to go.

Any strong cleaner is designed to destroy cell walls. Your skin is designed to withstand reasonably strong bases and acids, but not the inside of your body. When the bleach makes contact with your mouth and through it will literally start to melt your cells. Flesh on the inside of your throat and mouth will start to slough off causing massive internal trauma. It will be EXTREMELY painful.

You're better off jumping into traffic and hoping the car impact kills you.

>drinking bleach

I love that episode:

youtube.com/watch?v=eqbn7oxXh38

1. Seek mental help, suicide will traumatize your child.
2. Hang from a doorknob if you are really, truly sure you want to go. David Carradine did it on accident.

I wouldn't want to jump into traffic honestly, I can't put that on another person, even at random. Maybe a swan dive from a three story building? I'm a security guard, I have roof access at work.

OP needs to make sure he's jacking like hes changing a flat tire. Always want to be found with your dick out.

30 feet, you'll be wishing you finished it when you're in the hospital the next day.

I feel like landing on my head would kill me, at least by snapping my neck, if not caving my skull in.

Better be a tall building then. Also, see you in hell Yea Forumsrother.

10 stories is the sweet spot, 3 stories into a broken neck and life as a quadriplegic isn't what you're after m8

see

He's six months old, he won't even remember me. She'll make sure of that.

Yeah, women are bitches

yeah dude Im an emt
for the love of god DO NOT jump off a three story building. People wildly underestimate the ability of the body to be a shock absorber.

IF you jump of a building MAKE SURE its head first and its more than 3 fucking stories.

Honestly best way is helium with a mask its peaceful calm, and the cleanup doesn't fuck other people.

in reality though I agree with everyone here, don't end the one life you know you have for no legit good reason. I Think some people have good reasons to want to die, but I'm just saying MAKE SURE YOU LEGIT WANT TO DIE BECAUSE ITS PERMANENT AS FUCK.

I'm sure. Helium might be the way to go. Thanks user.

>this just in:death is permanent

Buy some heroin or cocaine, bang as much as possible. Be so high you couldn’t care less you were dying. Probably the best way to go.

That’s what I’d do.

I had a friend hang himself when we were 12.
I still think about it 28 years later. Don't be a dick to everyone else.

I think Oxy's have acetaminophen in them. I'm not sure of that, but check to be sure before you go drinking booze

The only person I care about hurting is my son and as I've stated his mother will make sure he doesn't remember me. She'll be with his "father" before I'm in the ground.

effects more people than you think. Don't be selfish.

lol fuck off, some people believe in god and shit

And don't use balloon helium from a party store, find an actual chemical distributor. The balloon helium has been weakened to prevent it from being used for this purpose.

I have two good friends, and a brother I hate. No family, nobody to miss me. One friend has been suicidal most of his adult life and will either see the error of his thought process and decide to live or finally go through with it and ending what has legitimately been years of agony. Either way good for him. Other friend I haven't seen in six years since he joined the air force. He'd be messed up about it for sure but he'd survive, he's strong. I'm not seeing a downside here.

>he'd survive, he's strong
and he will always remember it.

Not that money is an issue, obviously, but is that hard to come by? Like do I need some kind of special license to buy it?

What does being fat have to do with hanging? If anything the weight should help

Nice to know after nearly thirty years I mattered to one person.

You have no control about how you land.

go talk to your friend and say you're struggling. love you buddy.

There's nothing I can think of in the house to support my weight. Again, meth town house, I'd be amazed if the house didn't crumble after being subjected to my frame. Not a goddamn thing up to code.

he would just "aim", ya know like in the movies.

how about the metal wire that suspends the power from the street to your house?

Sorry don't know shit about physics. Thought I'd make myself top-heavy with bricks or some shit and do a flip.

That's fine, it only has to resist enough to break the neck. Hanging shouldn't be a suffocation

You will hurt your son more by an heroing.
If you live, he can always look you up when he is free at 18 or earlier.
You can’t be there for him (even at 18) if you’re dead.

Most of the mass shooters are from single parent homes and fatherless children go on to commit crimes at a higher rate, alarmingly so.

Don’t do this to your kid.
He needs you, if only to exist.
He will kind his way to you.
If you die, you take away that chance from him.

I don't know that I'd want to publicly commit suicide in front of my own home. Or did you mean the structural integrity of the hanging material? Cause I'm not worried about that, just the point of suspension.

>top-heavy with some bricks
Did you not pass 6th grade science? That's not how gravity works, you need air resistance on the tail end if you want to become a dart

>publicly commit suicide in front of my own home
why? they will all find out anyway and then talk about you to their friends for the next week or so after.

Nah probably not, apparently. Thanks for the tip.

The impact will kill you if high enough. You do need to fall on your head. Also, don't kill yourself. Life has a way of turning around.

you got a garage?

try cutting your hand then pouring bleach on it. The insides of your digestive tract are a mucous membrane, similar to everything else under your skin.... if you pour bleach on a cut, its going to feel worse than being on fire, if you drink bleach, everything the bleach touches past the inside of your mouth is going to burn like you cant imagine, it's all going to inflame, burst blood vessels, and you'll bleed out internally.

As your blood fills your stomach and intestines, youll start to pass out in the worst pain you ever imagined possible after 3-5 minutes, but you'll compensate by vasoconstricting and your bloodpressure will go through the roof, keeping you alert enough just to continue feeling your insides literally melting to goo.

There will be no saving you, no turning back..

You'll shit and vomit blood, you'll cry like a bitch, you'll regret it .00001 seconds after you the first swallow but by then it will be too late.

OP, don’t do it.
Your son needs you to exist.
You can’t be there for him if you’re dead.
If you’re alive, that alone will annoy your ex and she can’t hide your son forever.
Don’t believe her bullshit lies.
It will work out and I’m ever greatful for my dad for not an heroing/ leaving

The only way to survive this by yourslef is to drink plenty of water and then vomit. Repeat the cycle. You can survive. You can make it.

the dud is a douche, keeps making excuses for everything.

holy shit what a narcissistic little crybaby faggot. you really deserve this.
(copypasta 39188338: when someone claims they're gonna kill themselves)
……
Dude,
every 15 minutes, some
ATTENTION-SEEKING EMO CRYBABY
jumps on Yea Forums
asking about killing himself, suicide, or
…..painless ways to 'do it'……
You fuckers are so TRITE and PREDICTABLE,
it's like you all read the same fucking script.
why are you faggots such
PATHETIC
UNORIGINAL
COWARDLY
attention whores?
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'how do I end it all....'
'i'm saying goodbye bee...'
'gonna do it, don't try to stop me...'
'easy and painless way to ....'
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and what's more important, you ARE NOT GOING TO DO IT
you're just fishing for NEWFAGS to beg you not to do it,
it's like some DOPAMINE FIX you get from losers telling you.
none of you faggots have ever done it,
you just post your whining and then jack off with tears in your eyes
…..
just do it already,
really, kill yourself, don't worry about how, just do it
YES,
THE WORLD REALLY WOULD BE BETTER OFF WITHOUT YOU.
;)

sweetie, calm down.

You have kids, you aren't allowed to

yeah, downright awful

look into nitrogen

Don't kill yourself op. You have to live to be able to play ff vii remake

The way I see it is this: life is bad when we stagnate. Right now, your life sucks. You want more life and less pain. The answer is to try new stuff to make you feel alive. You should take a walk and see real people suffering. I know tonight, we stay home. Tomorrow will be lifeless again...unless you enter a new world.

Go to your local library and look at other people trying to find their own escape.

Meet new pointless people and say hi: the bus driver, the librarian, the lady at the mall. We all wait to meet someone to say hi. Be the first to say hi.

Good luck.

And some people don’t

Get a new gun.

Stress is our common enemy here. The real unstoppable pain is from our own mind. Remember your youth. Meeting family, eating food, watching movies, laughing together. That here is the real reason to live. If you don't have it, I completely understand your mood and intention. I know, crippled with depression doesn't allow ambition...however, if you happen to feel alive just for a minute during the day, find a way to secure family and friends, just to feel it again.

Go to the movie theater during the day. There will be families and old people. Hear them laughs. That it. You will feel alive enough to enjoy people from home and work. Chase the warm of happiness.

OP just go buy a shotgun tomorrow.

spend all the money you have left on heroin and do it until you die. statisticly you're gonna luck out and hit some fent. no bleach you fucking retard. if it were me I'd do as much coke to give me a heart attack but I like to party.

don't listen to anyone here. The soothing opaque darkness of death is within your reach. Nothing will matter anymore, you will be free, and you won't even know it. Nothing matters, No one cares, just fucking kill yourself. Everything will be so much easier because it won't be.

this is what im doing
liver hurts sometimes but ive had a great year

You got a belt?

Go spend every cent you have first. Hookers and blow. Get a loan you'll never pay back and go to Amsterdam.

Don't listen to the people here saying do it. Also, don't listen to the people here saying don't do it. If you're going to do it, you're going to do it. Just don't do a half-assed job of it.

maybe a good idea to add an anti-barf pill to that so your natural immune reflexes don't sabotage you.

If you are completely set on catching the bus then I highly suggest checking out the forum Sanctioned Suicide!