Faces of Yea Forums thread

Hold on you niggers let me get a timestamp

kek literal white nigger

im str8

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im actually black and Jewish, but you already know that

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You have really nice eyes

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show penis

God damnit this didn't get enough attention. First thing to make me laugh all day.

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boy or girl

>Ashkenazi

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thank youu
noo
im a man

I'm the only beautiful guy of Yea Forums

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Here you go, here's your timestamp

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That straight angle makes it look like you have no head and that your entire face is just pasted onto your neck

You are 100% fuuuucked

Come on homeboy

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Cmon faggot post your face

lmao

you genuinely look like a nice guy, post cock

Good dresser though ngl

ITT

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I probably look younger than I really am

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Hey Denny

Show boypussy please

im not a homolord

ok, looks legit guys.

holy shit wtf
how do you feel about that?

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the missing link lets go

Fuckin space demons

Talk about being dealt a shit hand.

Its kinda like being Eric Andre

Is this why I don't match on Tinder?

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kek holy shit!

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you gotta shave and cut the hair at least a little bit. come on son

Shit, I'm old...

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lol

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funniest ever bro lmfao

Hows that cold sore?

you look like a faggot

why the fuck is the top of your head shaved

im going for the jesus look.. also taking minoxidil for the beard.

Actually good looking (no homo)

Because the metal mane is fake and I have short hair.

oh shit lol you faceapp faggot

Come on bro put in a little more effort

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Yep, guilty as fuck.

get rid of the beard. grow a real beard or shave it

You have got some real potential, user.
Have you thought about fixing your ears? It's a rather small operation

Thanks user

There are a lot of us oldfags around.

Wolfman, is that you?

I only take cum on my face, no homo

nope

Nigga, you are a Wolf!

kek central

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Hey Yea Forumsois

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This IS a real beard

Nah.

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"Roast me boyzzz, 50% Italian and 43% Greek" Dude you are 100% ugly.

What cold sore?

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Rus? Also, your cock is showing.

Bad photoshop.

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Nice M00t memento

fuck you bitch

kek that's not moot newfag, this is moot

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sure thing

look up aquafps. you look like a younger version of him to me

Greek means you do anal sex?

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Rate me faggots.

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omega cuck

100% disgusting

And 4% retarded, then another 3% faggot

I would beat your ass Kid

sure you would pussy faggot

Beat me to it

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I would Look at the belt On my shoulders dumb ass got from beating Kids like you

Clearly you are

You look 100% Aphex Twin music video.

you got that from beating off your dad after he fucked your anus

Your mothers love me

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Id Beat you so hard Youd be Bruisedfor weeks Dumb incel faggot

my hair is shorter now

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I hope you are into ripe women around 70.

Easter Island head havin mu'fucka

4/20

I beat your mother every day after I fuck her asshole, you're just a weak little pussy that sits in the closet and watches us

no u r

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yee, tropical ice swisher

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I love helping them with the groceries and making sure they are maintaining a healthy life style. Our elder community depends on us to care for them.

I Fuck your mom while youre under The bed Listening Masterbating

top kek

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cute

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How nice, young man.

You're a fucking mess pal. What'd that fucking mop on you're head. Looks like a wolverine wiped its ass with a bleached mop

kek

You look like a cool guy

weak comeback zelenoff

Hate to break it to ya

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Just trying to do my part in the community. she also loves it when I fist her gaping asshole. You know how it is.

that's a good one, but if you could read you'd see i said my hair is shorter now, although your point still stands, i'm always a mess

faggot.exe

oh and also that was a relatively hard time in muh life so i kept dying my hair cause it's cheaper than therapy

That should help with the hemorrhoids.

yeah you are

Yeah, I can write but not read fucking dumbass. It's amazing you failed to realize that I just had 0 interest in what degen has to say while trying to excuse his existence. If you even need help let me know. I'll put you on the right track. That track being, of course, a quarter mile loop.

you should have killed yourself

Nice cold sore, scum

that's like a nigger nose

That's only 93%.. what's the other ancestry?

(((perhaps you forgot)))

Oh, found the Jew.

KYS pght.

You look so ugly it should be considered a hate crime to be seen in public without a mask.

OP

You look like a autistic version of McLovin.

Do you often get confused with a girl?
I was really cute as a kid and it annoyed the fuck out of me.

Oh yeah real nice comeback bitch boy

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Oh my god, I just got my first hemorrhoid this week, and it's made everything slightly uncomfortable. Having to leave the kitchen in the restaurant to reapply P. H every few moments was a real pain in the...well, you know

i know

Are you doing better now? Stay healthy man. Dont let your mental health slip to far. Take a break from the weed if it gets too dark my friend

Yeah, not very comfortable but better than cancer.

what is the quarter mile loop

thanks,,,

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My first thought was immediately ass cancer. Luckily some quick probing put those fears to rest. Tell your mom thanks for that, I'm sorry if I got any poop under her nails

I hope you took your EpiPen after that pic.

It's where you run your fat off you fucking mong

MORE OF HER ?

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i'm on probation now so that kinda puts a damper on the whole 4:20 aspect of my life, which will probably be good tbh, but my head is still a wreck, thanks anyways

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Holy fuck

She was happy to help, as always.

i'm not fat

Dont pick it back up man. Use the time and clear head to set some goals. I'm rooting for you man

...

Always room for improvement lard ass

Hes a real human bean

yeah, i am, we'll see how the weed smoking thing goes, i want to be like a welder or mechanic or some shit like that. and i know i can't be fried going around trying to fix expensive shit.

yeah, i'm aware, i just pirated FOCUS T25

4:25 AM here... Greet the rest of the nursing home. I'm off.

Good luck man. I'm passing out. Be safe and work hard

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thanks Yea Forumsro, you too

wow how cute, two soibois sucking each other off on Yea Forums

Wtf is that? The latest and greatest cardio routine to get your abs ripped so you boyfriend has a nice mountain range to blow his load all over? Jesus fucking christ, go run 8 miles and then pick up heavy shit and put it back down till you cant move tou tucking pussy

t. mad cause he can't even make friends on an anonymous board, let alone IRL

Imagine being so lonely and jaded that seeing other people encouraging each other triggers you. Get some therapy man

funny enough, the guy who started it is actually gay. hopefully one day i can do that, can you? what's your time?

Pretty interesting body-mod.

Havent been able to In years (right knee cap got shattered when an IED went off under my MAT-V).anything more than 2 miles turns me into a bitch boi.

as a kid i did, but now i dont go out much but its mostly the camera
thank u

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damn, i'm sorry to hear that. mind if i ask what was your time? or anything like that. i'm only 18 so i want to have some goals for myself and figure who better to ask than a bunch of lonely weirdos.

I would average around 1.5 hours. I wasnt very fast, but after the first 4 miles, I could go until I felt like stopping. Time is a good way to track you progress. And sprints are an amazing tool, but distance and consistency is the goal in fitness. Aave timing it for races.

Also fuck you I got a wife and kid I'm not lonely you're lonely

Cry harder you faggot baby killer

you "men" who need "encouragement" and emotional support like women are fucking faggots. go face the world like men you pussies

Like I said, if I run more than two miles I probably will cry, that shit hurts lol.

You seem well adjusted and very bright

you should start a drive in movie theater with all that projecting.

7% extra chromosomes

You should....fuck you

you have a Y chrome and not an X so you automatically should never be sad, never need any help.

hahahahah

Men suicide rates are higher than any one else? Suck it up bitch, only pussies want a healthy psyche sk they can stay alive long enough to make sure their families are careful for. Real men off themselves and leave loved ones confused, alone, and in mountains of debt.

correct, men are stoic and hold power in the world. they dont cry about problems, they fix them

>Thinks stoicism means having a mental break down at 45 so that no one will doubt manhood
Sounds pretty insecure if you ask me.

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p r o j e c t i n g

kek don't breed please

Tbh, I dont give a fuck if you think I'm a real man or not. I see a guy online that looks like he could use some support. I offer the fucking support. Between seeking your approval, or helping improve someone else's life, I'll I'll pick helping them every time. Between being labeled as a man, or being there for my kid when she needs me the most, I pick my kid every fucking time. I wont loose a second of sleep over it either.

With eyes that far apart you think you would see this was a bad idea. You look like a Jewish chameleon.

>thinks men need to cry so badly that they will have a mental break if they don't
keep drinking your soimilk out of that BPA bottle numale

Do you think you are upset at seeing other people help each other because no one ever helps you? Do you need to talk buddy?

>seeing effeminate little faggots acting like emotional women on the internet is normal and indicates a healthy society

yes more

Why do you think people.helping each other always involves crying? Do you know what normal conversations are? Do you think any time some one opens up, tears flow? That might be how it is for you, but you can have self control and discuss mental health at the same time. What are you trying to prove? How tough you are? To be honest, you just like you're scared of anyone finding out who you really are.

Jesus christ there is a lot to unpack there bud. Get some help seriously. No one should react with this much hate at seeing people help each other. You got issues

lol keep being a beta male your whole life and wondering why things go the way they do for you

I'm not him but holy shit you guys are faggots

>not rolling dutchs
im dead

go back to your support group and complain to them nigger

My life isnt perfect by any means, but I know I'm doing my best to create a safe environment for my family to grow up in. I try to inspire trust with my friends so they same somewhere to turn when things get hard. I try to volunteer in my community to help those less fortunate than me. I strive to improve myself every day so I can do what needs to be done. I do wonder why my life is going the way it is. I see how lucky I am to be surrounded by people that love me, and I know I am completely undeserving. if that means I have to suffer the ridicule of some homophobic, sexist asshat online, I'm willing to make that trade.

k

Showing your true colors there champ

White knight

Isnt that a term to describe men who defend women they dont know online in an attempt to garner attention? How does that apply here?

how is he a white knight

holy kek I have never read anything more pathetic and beta in my life. that sounds like great content for your tumblr blog about male privilege. maybe your wife will her you fuck her this month if you show her this

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you here?

>thinks hard work and dedication to family is pathetic

Latino?

Where the fuck did I mention male privilege

i don't like the leafy wraps, and Dutch's are IMPOSSIBLE

Hes self righteous

that is no where near the definition of white knight

Nah, just much more confident in myself than they guy who shrieks "cuck beta faggot" everytime he sees people being kind to each other. I suppose the two would look similar too someone who is a stranger to both self-righteousness and confidence.

Kiss my ass

I call it how i see it

Old man here.

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i refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed man

how old?

37

you'd lose! you truly suck lol

A sentiment that's never led anyone astray, I'm sure.
All jobs aside, I hope you are trolling. If you arent, you do need to get some help man. This isnt a healthy way to think, and you got a lot of anger leaking through in every post. You'll end up alienating everyone around you if you keep this up

Is this a trump quote

>yEh I hAvE wItS
>yOu ThRuLy ThUcK lOl

different people you beta faggot """male"""
you might fare better on facebook than here where people will give you upvotes on your virtue signalling blog posts

hahahahaha!

nu-chan ladies and gentlemen, full of "orange man bad" npcs and verified twitter SJW virtue signalers

Just cant help some people I guess. Good luck in life man, I really hope you get the help you need I dont know why you have so much anger and hate, but its gotta be lonely. I really don't wish that kind of life on anyone. Maybe in a different time, I could have been able to get through to you, but I'm tired from work and I gotta be up early. Take care brother.

go back to r*ddit cuckold holy shit

>saying sjw unironically in 2019. You really think the whole world is against you huh?

lol dude I think you're on the wrong website if the term SJW offends you

Bro I'm laughing at you,

100% I'd fuck your anus.

rate?

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hot

Would do instantly

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Hey guys here is my pic. I am on the far right. Give it to me straight

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gronk in retirement is looking sad

why