Tell me what to record on vocaroo

Anything for you annonnnnnn. Let me know what to use for the next starter too, if you wanna do that. How goes it?
Hmm anything that I can say with my voice basically, as long as it's not ridiculously over-complicated or 3 paragraphs long. and thank you!
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Uhh ask this user He shared it first

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Starting strong eh?

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Iirc she posted convincing pics with timestamp.

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"I wanna ride your thick, throbbing rod and wring you dry James! *giggle*"

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The bath was nice and steamy, I feel much more relaxed now.
I think you may have mistaken me for a different vocaroo user

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>vocaroo.com/i/s0UG9S9nLf9V
say "You're thing's poking into my butt".

say
"Silly user, Loli's aren't for dicks" then moan like you're being penetrated

or

"I, Giorno Giovanna, have a dream that I know is just."

can you say something nice to me
my name is Kiran btw

... could you say "anything for you annonnnnnnn."
also i have no clue where that image came from. i just thought it was hilarious.

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While moaning, like you're being fucked,
"I told you Loli pussy was better than Adult pussy."

say to him,
"fuck you Kiran, your the reason why we cant have nice things"

>vocaroo.com/i/s0OdmZDPBaBf
Thank you you're the best

lol, yeah. I'd also be fine with that.
(I'd also take both)

Drapes are for the birds. clear up the windows and share your nudity with the neighbors!

koko onichan, daisuki!

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Why not both?
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Kiran :)
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Kiran :(

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Ah shit, I need to lurk more in loli threads. I swear Ive seen it posted there once or twice
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> vocaroo.com/i/s0oWAy7gog7T

BASED. Thanks mang. You have a YT where you do voice-y meme-y shit? Seems like the place to be rn for it. "Senzawa" was a channel I was watching, and she blew up from 3,000 subs to over half a million last I checked.

Or if you just like fooling around with thirsty gamer boys on Mongolian basket weaving forums that's fine too.

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>vocaroo.com/i/s1dqZTjktDKU
hehe, thx

Do you have something to suck on for the middle part? It'd be cool if you could do some moaning with this one.

"Hmmm yeah fuck my ass, fuck my ass hmmm I'm a slut don't stop, don't stop, fuck my ass hmm, now put it in my mouth. *suck on something for a few seconds* Please um on my face, I'm a slave for cock, please cum all over my face, blow your load all over it. Hmmmmmmmmmmmm."

>vocaroo.com/i/s1btVD3QGx76
>vocaroo.com/i/s0ShTmMtBwPP

thank you so much

amazing, btw do you have soundgasm or chirbit account?

>Why not both?
>vocaroo.com/i/s12ZP8C41He8
>vocaroo.com/i/s01tKDNPv3aY
I, Giorno Giovanna, thanks you

>Do you have something to suck on

Asking the REAL questions here.

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Please say

"HOT and steamy HOT-DOG WEENY. I, REALLY like foot-long dingle dong."

can you also say something nice to me
like this guy my name is Angelo

"Hi lads, I'm Nixi, and when you've finished wanking yourselves off to my spread legs, remember to blow a load right across my feminist face."

That would be awesome user.

Can you say "Mobile Task Force Unit Epsilon-11, designated Nine-Tailed Fox, has entered the facility"

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I think I enjoy the edgy and lewd requests you guys have been making too much to do PG-13 stuff on YT. Anyway, I dont sound ANYWHERE as cute as Senzawa does

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Something like this user?

I don't user, never knew those existed. huh.

Does my thumb count?
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"Happy Birthday, daddy! My cunny's all hot and sticky, but... I'll let you butt fuck me tonight, since I know you love it so much. I-i can take it, I swear!

*pause like you're taking off your bottoms, and spreading your cheeks with a soft moan*

P-please... dump all of your hot cummies in my forbidden hole... I'll take every drop like a good girl"

Birthday's at midnight tonight. Would appreciate the treat~

Can you just make retard noises please while trying to say dez is a faggot

I came

Epsillon 11 is truly the greatest MTF unit

>vocaroo.com/i/s14rEg6OBZJc
O love you so much!!!
>I don't user, never knew those existed. huh.
Just curious about your work, if was possible to keep looking into your work.

>>Something like this user?

"I'm a slave for "your" cock". You even managed to say what I meant, instead of what I wrote, as I did mean to have the "your" in there. Thanks so much!

Is there any archive of the stuff you've done? This is some good shit.

"Can you please show me how it looks? I've never seen a man's thingy before. I promise I won't tell! I just wanna know how it looks, and feels."

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Early Happy Birthday user!
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Ohhh I see. I've never done anything like this before so you can't really find anything other than the stuff Ive posted during previous threads. I only really got this cheapo mic a few days ago so I couldnt, even if I wanted to

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Just thought this was gonna be "Oh cute! Innocent little voice thread!" but... Just came.
Record honest thoughts on my cock? Filthy dirty is a plus, so I can use for round 2.

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I still have all the links from the previous thread if you need them

thanks for the "user" shout out.
it's dangerous to go alone. take this for your next thread starter.
tis the season.

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How about "Hey, you. You're finally awake. You were trying to cross the border, right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush, same as us, and that thief over there."

"Suck my dick white america"

I've never thought a dick would ever looks like a legitimate mushroom to me.

Absolutely user! I'd love to download them, thanks a ton if you were to toss 'em over for me and the other anons here.

What kinda mushrooms do YOU look for? lol

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Say FUCK ME Daddy 10 times, each time more seductively and with more moaning. I could really use it rn. Thanks in advance

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have fun user

Yooo this chick sounds like she's constantly on the verge of tears.
I like it.

"the sunflowers are watching"
in a calm and affectionate way.

since you enjoy the lewd stuff please say that while moaning
you sound really cute btw
"Please fuck me harder nico, i love your fat cock in my ass so much.. uhh ahhh yesss.. use me as your analslave and fuck me till i cant walk anymore"
*and cum, then suck something*
well i cant imagine you cumming so improvise a bit please :D
and "oh god thanks daddy.. slurp (just make it sound like you are sucking me off until i cum) i love being facefucked by you"

user, the absolute legend.
If you wanna archive them as well, make sure you download them. Vocaroo eventually deletes them.

Yeah, Daddy's dick will do that.

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I think you might be able to look up the previous threads using any Yea Forums archive site but I don't really save any of my stuff
No problem! Just thought it'd be nice to make a little more personal I suppose
Saaaaved. I promise not to disappoint, dad

vocaroo.com/i/s03N8clG3cmh
Would you look at that
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Birthday user here and god DAMN that was perfect. Thank you for the birthday gift~

Ohh I see, well your work is amazing, I guess I will enjoy until the end.

Btw can you make loli blowjob sounds?

Can you say” come over here and fuck me big brother, I want to feel your big dick... please.. I want you and I want to feel your semen in my young pussy. Make me pregnant!!”
While you make that sexy voice.

Ps. I love your sexy voice

>Did I request thee, Maker, from my clay
To mould me man? Did I solicit thee
From darkness to promote me?

So if you dont mind me asking but what makes a person like you want to make recordings for a bunch of losers?

>>No problem! Just thought it'd be nice to make a little more personal I suppose

Well I used it to help me cum, so thanks! Gotta go now, hope to catch you in another of these threads soon.

say something in a different language. Idc what

>dad
tsssssss. i can live with that. weird boner.

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Say please
>Daniel, wake up please, you are going late fuck shit

I have another one from someone else and I can't stop but feel that's one of the best gifts someone has ever give to me. Id really appreciate it.

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What's the difference between loli blowjob sounds and regular blowjob sounds?
Going off the tone, I'm guessing you're voicing these in a house where somebody else lives, right?
If not, there's some feedback I'd like to give, if that's alright.

Stroking my cock now... Of you want to give "James" a little encouragement to cum all over your face and tits that would be lit.

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its just like art, you cant explain it, but you can still tell the difference

I've never seen an user of such high class appreciation for art... shame me for doubting you.

Can you say: "Wow Will, you're so cool and hot and based. Please be my boyfriend!"
and if you dont mind doing another: "Chris, you're such a fucking mong!"

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Could you say Rest in peace Steve,may you find nice hissis and endless coffee instant type 2?

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Maybe cause I am, user
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No problem! I hope you have a great birthday user
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Yeahhh I live in a shitty apartment and the walls are paper thin. Id like to hear your feedback though user.

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Delusional oldfaggot from that other thread, is that you?

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Nah I wanst in last thread.

Thread on Thursday?

Yes!
>vocaroo.com/i/s1v5zsHfhohk
man this each audio of you is treasure. thank you.!!!

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I dont know. This is the first time iv seen this thread its been a while since Iv seen a record thread

>vocaroo.com/i/s1OK5Ha1nBxu
thanks

Can you do something like this?
youtu.be/v371ez7bDLY
Mainly just the ringing part

"GET AWAY FROM MY FRIENDS"

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oh right you asked how things were going as well as what to use for a starter.
i'm a nervous wreck but what's new? i'm gonna go with "i'm staying sober and thinking less of her."
at least you had a bath and are back tonight. hell one day i might commission a touhou sketch from you to send to my ex for fun. Patchouli kicking Yuuka while she's down. it should send the right message.

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can I get a "Whats up Barry-san you sexy human of the male variety"

Can you please just make sloppy deepthroat sounds while cumming, like a minute long? really appreciate your work

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Have a great evening! Hope to see you again too

Im a loser too, plus if it helps keep some anons from being sad or helps them get off then why not?
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"What do you even like about them? They're just feet... Like, if I put 'em in your face does it make you hard? Ew, why?!"
Please and thank you

could you pleasure yourself and give real moans?

...

Loli voice please: "Aww, it looks scared. Come out, mister penis, it's okay~ There we go! Good boy... good boy..."

>vocaroo.com/i/s1pUftymgWc4
Thanks dude, hope that it dosnt turn out to be true

God you get this 8 inch cock so fucking hard... Good stuff! You should like, read the female part of H-manga/ loli H-manga.
This

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the longer the better.

"I'll rip your spine out you federal dogs!"

"Would you like to come to tech noir with me?"
Loli voice please

or actually come to think of it, dog, singular.
also if that's distasteful,
"Wait, don't talk to me now! I'm composing a pure gangsta melody! I'm the prince of freestylin' homie!"

fellow gunship fan, have no part with these sinners. Flee, flee and consider Black Sun on the Horizon.

Sadistic voice pls?

"When she was little, I used to hold her down and eat her out for ~hours~. Oh man, I'd just latch onto her cunt and lick until she was screaming. She'd try to crawl away, but it was so easy to hold her in place and just... make her take it."

>vocaroo.com/i/s0NcuQS8O7JG

I found that voice this went along pretty nice in making me cum... Thanks ;)

Going to clean, get something to drink and play Borderlands 3 now, hope to see your thread again sometime!

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Yo I was jokin', but if you wanna chat, hit me up.
Yok#7684

"OH GOD NOT AGAIN! I-I'M GONNA COOOM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH I'M FUCKING COOOMING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Nah mate, worlds fucked might as well have some fun

>vocaroo.com/i/s14CWxWp1By4
that sent shivers down my spine. you can call me whatever you want. i'd rather have you call me, maybe? like i said in another thread though i'd make a fake discord but i don't have the balls. this is nice though.
besides i've always hated hearing my own name. call me "extra" or "yuuka" if you want.
you say you're always on the verge of tears, i hope it gets better some day. the fact that you put your voice out here for everyone means you care about others.
maybe do the universe a favor and play destiny with that one guy who was begging for it.

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Ahh sorry user, I don't exactly know how to make those sounds without actually putting something down my throat...

Glad I could be of service user

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>vocaroo.com/i/s0cSGL7V7tZt
awww fuck yeah

Thank you so much kind user. But if you can do it a lil bit slower that would be my final request

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Say
>Enter Chadren

Sorry if complicated, but can you do: "Ohh... *giggle* don't get your panties up in a bunch, you loser... it's not my fault that you're old and your dick's so small and soft. I mean look at Chad's dick here... So big... hard... thick... feels so nice to stroke... It's just... begging to be... *kiss* sucked... *intense sucking and moaning sounds*... *gasp* Mmmm so...good! *deepthroat/more intense sucking and moaning* ... *gasp* I mean... you can't really compete with top level dick in it's prime... soorry, old man... *giggle* *sucking noises*"

wow, thanks for the fed one!

And to not *just* be saying "thanks", contributing nothing, have a heart

Just a lot of moaning and the name Ben please

"Whats going to happen if my Mommy finds out you made me a mommy Mister?......Your going to make her a mommy too,what do you mean?"

Round 3 maybe then? Already got cum all over my T shirt because you weren't here doing your job, lapping it up off of the floor, but I digress.

I just want to shove this big, thick dick down your right little throat and fuck your esophagus. Filling your stomach with hot sticky cum. If you beg like a good girl, I MIGHT release my hands off the back of your head and let you come up for air...

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Its probs better worded the last part as. "You going to make my Mommy a Mommy again?

Man not having a foreskin must be strange. Like how do you deal with your head being so dry and having it rubbed up aginst everything

Im a lazy, demotivated cunt and despite my high ambitions (i wanna be an artist and make a sick fucking comic) i struggle to put any time or effort into improving at art. Ive only fairly recently started to realise just how quickly the time i have is slipping away from me and how badly im self-sabotaging myself.
Can i have some encouragement please? Maybe hearing something from another person might help me idk.

Also, thanks for bringing quality threads to this board. Without threads like this, Itd purely be a shitty porn spam board.

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"Huh. Huh. Okay."
With an "I see" kind of tone.
Just that, with notable pauses, please.

I'm scared and all the adults I know are dead D:

God bless perverted little princesses. This isn't a request, but I still want to make you pop like a lightbulb.

Feels good. Pre-cum also lubes shit up anyways during the act. I also have enough skin of to jack it dry still. Also, it only gets as dry as the rest of me, your fingers aren't too dry are they? My dick doesn't get too dry. Sometimes though, if I'm fucking an onahole or what have you, and I've got to do something quick afterwards, then I'll just throw undergarments and leave it down there with a bit of lube left. Water based, keeps it moist for awhile. Anyways, enough about my dick (from you anyways lol), we're trying to get loli-chan fired up.

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Lotion. That's what I do.

>Im a lazy, demotivated cunt and despite my high ambitions (i wanna be an artist and make a sick fucking comic) i struggle to put any time or effort into improving at art.
Wife material, would spoil.
Prove me wrong.

Oyy veyy
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Can you do a lot of moaning followed by: "Ohh god... I just thought... I'd make a fun recording while I've got two dicks in me." *moan and squeal some more* "It's soo good. Wish you were here Billy!" *loud gasp*

SPIDERMAN THREAAADDDDD

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"this pls*

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I don't think that's OP dude. I mean, would still be nice if it was a grill lmao.

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dunno if it was asked by why the fuck are you whispering all the time? Don't want your dad telling his son to stop moaning like a sissy when he's trying to sleep or smth?

"Rest MPs, Tnoy Blare, not dead"
Please. (intentionally spelled like that)

can you say "ow! you're hurting me" while making slapping noises?

"With that shit getup? You must be from B7." God, I'd love you if you could say this for me.

Bruhhhh... I wish i were a girl.

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please moan loudly and say 'patrick' inbetween

t. Yea Forums

>vocaroo.com/i/s0JxcFC9mGfp
Thank you so fucking much for this. Now I have a reason to wake up and go to my job. You are gonna change my days. Better days come for Daniel

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>Gotta turn me on first anons
I want to hold your hands even if people are watching us.

Hey, you have PS4 you filthy casual?

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>>vocaroo.com/i/s0JxcFC9mGfp
niggas really out here being named patrick

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>people from Yea Forums
no i promise i'm totally different from the 95% of other nutjobs here. only problem is i'm scared shit of everyone, not just anons. i don't blame you.
so. could i get "goodnight yuukaaaa. i hope your pants aren't too tight when you think of me."

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The issue isn't "people from Yea Forums" so much as the context you meet them under. Two of my closest friends I met on Yea Forums, but I also met someone (wasn't close) who's under investigation for pedo shit so it's hit or miss.

Please say this:
"with enough confidence you have the power to perform cunnilingus on your partner in a public rest room, be the reason why someone gets diarrhea today "
Thanks a bunch

PLEASE PLEASE. I NEEED YOU TO SAY THIS ENTIRE PARAGRAPH PLEASE FOR MY MENTAL HEALTH I AM IN A CONSTANT PHASE OF MENTAL TORTURE THE ONLY THING THAT CAN SATE MY BURNING HATRED IS HEARING THIS FROM YOU

*Oh... spiderman. I didn't know you were so horny.. WHATS THAT?!11 ... y-your spider-penis? ..well... it is kind of big wow spiderman you are hung,,, *make big bonk sound like you just knocked over a table* WHAT THE FUCK SPIDRMAN WHY DID YOU DO THAT STOP NO SPIDERMAN I DONT WANT SPIDER SEX PLEASE OH GOD *start screaming and singing spiderman spiderman does whatever a spiderman*

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can you say
"Please.. Kyosuke..
Im begging you..
Dont make me fally any deeper in love with you"
In a broken heart kind of way.

Hi OP! Can you please say: "Two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun."

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Shit user, I did hentai art commissions on the side a few years back. Made decent $$$ from it too
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Best of luck to you Daniel
Oh fuck user
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Agh Im the same way. Too weary of other people to ever make friends normally. I meet people, they invite me to go out, I end up never going, and they eventually stop inviting me. Shit sucks.

I suppose that's true... Ive just had horrible experience with meeting people before. Did a few art commissions from people I met on Yea Forums and one guy ended up being a massive creep.

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">tfw blanked by Audrey"
Thanks in advance.

>art
nigga you posted in drawthread before don't lie, which scribblebitch were you? I used to post in thread under user, not v good tho

>Oh fuck user
and also, I want to cuddle with you while you cry your heart out.

Nigga I'm serious why are you whispering the whole time you speak? It'd be nice if you did some of these at a speaking volume, trying to be quiet limits your emotive range

YES. Thank you, you marvelous user. You are a gift.

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can you please say "ebola is now online"? thanks!

can you say "come in my mouth oni-chan" while you stick out your tongue, long enough for a young man to come?

Based.

Amazing

Please say this:
"with enough confidence you have the power to perform cunnilingus on your partner in a public rest room, be the reason why someone gets diarrhea today "

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hm. right in the doki.
>end up never going
yeah tell me about it. i remember this class i had once. not only did i not go to 3 parties but i didn't go to class after i dropped out and someone thought i killed myself. that was a funny day. this middle aged woman actually got my contact info, drove to my fucking house and took me out for coffee to see what was on my mind.
there was no sex. just more paranoia and hiding for another year. i promise i totally have friends and shit now. everything is normal.
i hope to see you again soon.

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Actually, just ended a relationship with a wonderful girl I had met on Yea Forums. It was long distance, and I loved her so much it fucking hurt, but she eventually just wasn't putting in the effort that I was when it came to various things. I'd set us up a movie night style date, I made her a necklace I wanted to send her, and she would always "fall asleep early" or be a wet noodle about things and not spend serious time together. Figured I'd cut it off before it hurts too much to do so. Point being, there's quite a few regular, excellent people on here. It's just all about weeding them out from the fucking serial killers and rapists. Oh, and I'm James/BL3 guy. Would you ever want to talk a bit, somewhere that isn't a borderline porn board

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set!

yo chill that's primo wet pantsu bait

Gotta go now anons, hope you guys have a great day/night
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Classified info user, BUT I *have* posted on Yea Forums, Yea Forums, and /h/ drawthreads in the past
Very hot user, marry me?

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Thanks daddy, that was beautiful

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Till next time

Can you please say
"Rest MPs, Tnoy Blare, not dead"
read it as its spelled, thanks

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Sleep well.

with that bass boosting I mentally hear you saying the whole cock and ball torture wikipedia page lmao
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Yessssss! Thank you

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My day is now complete

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thanks a lot! I will never forget what you have done user.

Really hope you're doing much better these days. I don't think people really suspected me as a the type to do that. I'm fine when it comes to socializing and the like, but if I had a choice between not attending a party and attending it, you know Im sure as hell not. Hope to see you on the next thread if I do come around again... Take care

Ah sorry James, that shit hurt to read. With my last relationship, I felt I was becoming disinterested and have fallen out of love. Tried to make it work for a longgg time (few years) before ending it. I tried my best to make the breakup as smooth as possible but he kept trying to contact me through every means possible. It was such a mess. I hope to see you again on another thread perhaps. Not sure if Im quite comf talking to people Ive met on Yea Forums on other platforms. Good night

She said she lives in a shitty apartment with paper thin walls

No prob. Thanks for the honesty. She was still in love, it's just was almost independent to a fault, and "didn't want to be on her phone all day". Which I mean, was only a few messages every once and awhile. Also, that's why I deleted her off of everything, she had said "Alright, but I'm here for you. We'll be friends etc." And I mean, I just can't go from having those types of feelings for someone to being just """friends""" so I told her it's for the best that I just, remove her and do my own thing. But if she ever had anything important to say, OR NEEDED me for something, I was there for her. It's been pretty smooth, sorry to hear your last relationship wasn't quite that way.

btw you have a great night, you brought a little happiness into the world in your own unique way, and some people are better off for it.

(Goodnight mommy)

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Please say in a Russian accent:
"this is the kitchen for the woman, here the lounge for relax and drunk behaviour, this is the toilet for shit Piss, the spare bed room for local tramp and here is the master bedroom... For da mahstahh nnnng"

i can assure you long distance is difficult. now take that difficulty and imagine staying with that person for a month in the same apartment. now imagine life with them.
now go back to remembering the long distance and how much more comfortable that was.

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Say “Bend over for God!”

please say in your loli voice: "Sorry, I don't fuck white boys. My loli body is only for black men and their big black cocks! But if you want, you can watch me have sex. I'll even let you lick my pussy clean after. How does that sound, white boy?"

Ishlam ish based úwù, but you amewicans aw too wetawded to wealise your bwainwashed by da Jews hehe~ da cowgoys wiw pewish under da boot of ishwael.(ㅇㅅㅇ)

Please say "a serpent has taken unwelcome residence within my footwear"

Is there anyway to contact you OP?

"niggers tongue my anus" PLEASE

Found the chink