Which one?
Which one?
charmander
the lettuce
>be me bulbasaur
>got pokemon promotion.
>am now ivysaur.
>bosses boss venusaur comes into town for monthly visit.
>asks me how i feel about being in the ivysaur position.
>tell him im confident in my pokemon position.
>leave Pokemon office.
>immediately trip over 5 foot pokemon fan.
>loud crashing noise.jpg
>i look like a retarded ass ivysaur
> pretty sure venasaur boss has lost all confidence in me.
i choose death.
Charmander obviously
>i choose death.
you'll just respawn at the pokecenter, silly ivy.
If you're a dude, Charmander.
charmander but he will hold a charizardite y so he'll be the dragon he was always meant to be
Left. Those lips were made to be wrapped around cock.
....Wrong thread.