Should I jerk off before my date? I'll be drinking, so I'm afraid that I won't be able to get it up if I jerk off and I'm afraid I won't last long if I don't. What do?
If you're wondering, she's not that hot, but she's cute, she's 40, UGH, but I'm in my mid 30's so it's not horrible. Fuck, I just want some 25 year old. Either way, jerk it or don't jerk it?
Chances are you're not getting late so you might as well jack off beforehand if you have any doubts of you not being able to get hard for some reason it just makes you a complete fag
mid 30's? this better be a troll thread. if not don't jack off first or you won't get it up.
I give it fairly good I'll get laid, we've fooled around but we didn't have time, this is the second time we're hanging out. When you get older, there's less hang ups, but you're right, I still may not.
>not being able to get hard for some reason it just makes you a complete fag
Were already going to a farmers market so it's pretty fucking gay already, I'll just go loaded because if I can't get it up later that would be even more fucking gay.
Don't bother jerking off first, alcohol naturally makes you last forever. You might not even get to cum, but she definitely will, many times before you do ;)
Sadly, it's not. I changed my life around a few years ago, lost weight, started working out, etc. I'm still a loser, I just don't look like one. Yeah, I'm afraid of not getting it up. I'm already in a lot of pain from training (I also do muay Thai) so I'll keep it loaded, thanks user.
Haha, that's what I'm hoping. But that's also fairly gay if I don't cum, but if I'm too drunk that may happen. Also, I know this, so when I feel like I might blow my load sometimes I just do to make sure I do cum. Seems worse for women if the guy doesn't nut, at least in my experience. She does have a nice ass though, even if I'm drunk I may not last long, I'll just try to find the right kind of drunk.
Holy shit trips, this is a sign..
Oh shit, just remember, I better take some anti-diarrhea pills to be safe, fucking beer makes me shit.
Fucking a! Sweet, ok, no jerking off then and I'll get drunk, just not wasted. Thanks, my man!
No problem, good luck my dude. Your date is in for a good time, I'm sure.
Also keeping it loaded will make you sharper. She'll be more into you too. Chicks subconsciously pick up on that shit
Something that actually works for me, to make me last, is to tell her right before hand "Apologies in advance..I probably won't last long." I find it weirdly takes the stress/anxiousness away, and then I'm able to last and last and last.
do you have any opiates? it will make you last long but dont overdo it
Oooo, damn, not a bad idea, but damn, ever had a chick say no or leave after?
This is a good call. I have some Xanax and some Katrom. I'll take some Xanax, but just a little, mixing it with booze can be a bad idea.
Fuck, all these porn ads are making me horny as fuck.
I'm in a similar position OP, in the UK you can buy Viagra (generic Sildenafil) legally and cheap from online pharmacy. Take one 30 mins before (longer if drinking/eating) and all your worries will disappear.
Firstly, avoid drinking. Most real PUAs avoid drinking. It keeps your head clear and functional.
Secondly, give her more alcohol.
Thirdly don't fap. Keep your sexual tension high. It keeps the mind on the target.
Avoid mixing Alcohol and viagra. It can be a fatal concoction.
Bullshit. It just takes longer to work.
Medfag. But whatever, it's your life...
Thanks Yea Forumsro!
Yes, that's my theory as well, it will keep me "hungry" to impress her going in loaded.
Fuck that, it's the weekend. Also, I got into the PUA shit ten years ago, stay the fuck away from it, it really fucked me up. I had to go to therapy for it.
What? Since when? I wish I had some though, I gotta find some for next time. You just take the shit like before the date, right?
How is it fatal?
you will fuck to death
Stay sober, you'll enjoy fucking her more.
Who cares if you cum fast. Just tell her you need to give yourself a few mins to recover before round 2 and you'll give her a good fucking the second time around. Women understand how this works by the time they're her age. And it's great for you: You get to cum in her when you can't help cumming and then have a good long fuck with her until you cum again. Extra credit, go for round 3 later or the next morning.
What the fuck is wrong with that? I work out, I can handle a good hour or two, I did hit the gym this morning, but fuck it. I want some now.
Fatal in the same way as any other medication that if you take a shit load of it, and a shit load of alcohol, you might die. But what a way to go.
Since you've already put those thoughts in your head, no matter what you do you're gonna have some kind of problem
So jack off or don't, wont make a difference.
Goooooood luck.
Yeah, good advice, I'm just overthinking shit. I'm sure she'll be happy I can just get it up, I hear women around my age complain about it, it gets worse in their 40's, stay in the gym guys.
I'm posting on here for advice and I'm in my 30's, of course I have problems.
Seriously user I've been taking that shit for years. No particular medical reason, just ensures a top performance when it really matters. No real side effect ever other than a mild headache sometimes.
I'm sure you still look like one. i mean, you typed UGH as a 30 year old dude, not a teenage girl. you're probably a gay loser.
sage so i dont bump this shit thread
I think you missed the point, don't even think about it in the first place and there won't be and issue but if you're putting those thoughts in your head then they will resurface at the worst time.
Chill out, enjoy the moment don't be in your head.
Oh and no way I'm staying sober, it's Saturday and I just got a promotion at the bank I work at, so fuck it. I bust my ass during the week, I won't get wasted, but I want to loosen up, also I'll be way too awkward without a few beers, at least when I'm drunk I can blame the booze until she understands my weirdness, I just have to keep the racism low, but she hates middle easterners, so hopefully it goes good.
Viagra takes a while (45 - 60 mins) to become effective wears off after an hour or so. Cialis is better, lasts 36 hours. Just became available as generic.
Smoke weed instead of drinking alcohol. Cannabis is natures best aphrodisiac.
> I had to go to therapy for it.
What?! How? Why?
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Yeah, I hear ya, I'm overthinking this shit, it's going to give me problems either way.
>ever had a chick say no or leave after?
No. You can kinda see a moment of disappointment but then after we've finished, they've completely changed.
Well being on Yea Forums ain't gonna help, jesus christ man...
I feel bad for that poor lady now.
Aight, I'm out.
Good luck I guess.
Bro, the PUA shit fucked me up. I lost jobs because I was so focused on going out and getting laid, what started off as a hobby became my life. That and just getting laid wasn't enough, I almost fucked a tranny because I thought it might get me off, I was banging chicks with their husband down starts to get off, normal shit wasn't getting me off (one guy walked in and saw it, but it kind of got me off). The shit is horrible, not to mention pregnancies and STD's, fucking hell. That and I was blowing off my kids and all my friends were only other PUA's, we would be at the bar every night finding a new chick. Dude, I'm not even sure I can fall in love any more, sex just became so regular it fucked up my views on it. Just keep it at ten and focus on finding a nice woman. When you're an old man, you won't be looking back on your death bed about all the women you fucked, if you're lucky you'll have a nice woman by your side.
Fuck you, I'm going to do my best to put it in her butt and post it on here just to say "fuck you."
Wow. You went in too deep, I guess. I agree for the most part with you if you get too focused on just one thing it could happen.
As far as your current predicament, I was only suggesting using some of the basic internal techniques (like not drinking, keeping focus, etc.) to get you through the the night.
Dude, that's the thing, it sucks you in. It starts off as fun and then it becomes your life, it's so hard to not to, think about having steak every night for dinner whenever you want it, you're going to keep eating it and just get fat, same with the PUA shit. Just be careful and use it to find a nice woman, trust me man, you'll get deep into it, it's so easy. Check out the guy who wrote The Game, he had to go to rehab for a sex addiction, I had to go to therapy (also sex addiction was part of it) to deprogram myself. Trust me man, the only "good" thing I get out of it is is a bunch of spank materiel, but most I don't even remember, the rest of it wasn't worth it, if I could go back in time I would tell myself to stay the fuck away and just get a girlfriend or a wife.
>it's so hard to not to, think about having steak every night for dinner whenever you want it
Especially, if you know you can get it easily.
stay hydrated.
you'll be fine.
xanax are not opiates
That's the thing man, it IS easy. Just keep in shape and be confident, but towards the end I didn't even bother going to the gym, it got in the way. Women want to fuck just as much as anyone, it's a matter of getting them to do which is easy. That and I miss Craiglist, I was banging so many fucking chicks on that site it wasn't even funny (I'm hung), I miss it and I can't find anything that comes close to it.
Yeah but Kratom makes me all weird and I don't want to mix it with booze.
Thanks, already had a gatorade.
She just sent me a text, she's on her way.
that happened, fedora boy
samefag
>Women want to fuck just as much as anyone, it's a matter of getting them to do which is easy.
Exactly.
>Thanks, already had a gatorade
>She just sent me a text, she's on her way.
Good luck man. You got this.
Believe what you want to believe, I don't care.
Fuck off faggot. Here's your (you).
Haha, sucks cocks.
>I changed my life around a few years ago, lost weight, started working out
so before that you were a "PUA"? yeah right
That was in my 20's, then my 30's hit and from years of not taking care of myself I was super fat. A few years ago I got over my hangups and started working out again, got working again, just generally got my life in order. The PUA shit in my 20's fucked me up later on in life, I'm now getting "back to normal" from all of it.
samefagging this hard
OOHOHOH What the fuck is this picture dude that's fucking hilarious
And to add, the manipulation man, fuck me, that's the thing that got me as well. It's very easy to do. Now I'm afraid of doing it again so my personality has changed, but I'm slowly telling myself it's OK for some shit as long as I'm not overtly manipulating someone for sex or whatever.
priceless thx
What's it like being so fucking gay?
says the "PUA" that went to therapy for it but still asks if he should jerk it or not before a date
You took the bait, mate
Exactly, it fucked me up THAT BAD. Stay away from the shit. Also, I'm in my 30's my man, my dick ain't want it used to be. I could be passed out drunk, wake up and fuck, not so much these days.
I get what you are saying, but the way I see it is a little different.
Because I understand a system and know how to work it doesn't necessarily make me an unethical hacker. (I am a software programmer, cant help using that analogy)
Its about using the system to the beat of your ability. You just have to keep your intentions right, I guess.
>pic not related
When I jerk it before I'm never able to cum fucking after but I can fuck a long time just no feeling in it
I hear ya, I'm in the hacking game as well, but mostly just hacking modems or making a Kodi box, it's for fun and maybe a close friend. If you can keep that distance, then you'll be fine, but you have to set hard lines that you can never cross or it will suck you in. Like with the modem shit, I know I could sell it and make money, but if I get caught I'm fucked, so I just keep it to myself and don't cross that line, I don't even tell people I can do it so I don't get tempted, you have to have that level and it's difficult to due when sex is everywhere and whenever you want it. Just my two cents. Just before man and have someone close like a friend you talk to so you stay grounded, I didn't have that, it was other PUA's so the crazy just kept getting higher and higher like an echo chamber.
I've been reading your posts about this and wondered how real you were. Well I gotta say you've been through it and I feel what you're saying. I went through that stage too.
I spent a large part of my thirties and forties fucking any chick I could. After a few years it became boring and I needed the thrill of obtaining the unobtainable by manipulating them emotionally. Married women, desperate thirties chicks looking for Mr-Lets-have-kids-now and slightly damaged twenties girls who I could dazzle with lifestyle experiences.
I left a trail of devastated emotions and shattered dreams. Wrecked marriages by showing happily married women a taste of life outside the daily grind.
I still do it. I guess some guys like guns and hunting. I like hunting new pussy and addicted to that look and sound of a new conquest as she has that first massive orgasm with me.
Bro, are you me? That was the same shit. So many married women and damaged women, shit, I'm afraid to do the DNA test because I probably have other kids I don't know about. The hunt is fun, but I keep hard lines not to cross and I talk it out to be safe so I don't fall back. The chick is here, good luck my man.
>as she has that first massive orgasm with me.
This does it for me too...