Odds hit the bottle, evens stay sober

my doctor says that if i drink more alcohol i will die

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Be sober like myself (i wish i had money to buy alcohol)

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sober Life for me

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what if I'm already drinking my herbal schnapps?

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Just picked up some anejo tequila. Time to drink up!

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ok

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fuck it
gonna drink anyway

wait im not 21 yet thats illegal

stop promoting calarts style

fuk no u cant do illigel shit that's wrong

exactly who would ever break the law for their own personal gratification

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Oh boy

Rolling for gf

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Rolling for myself

Hit me

bingo

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I know rite? Once yo pass a law nobody does it anymore, it's a perfect system we just need more laws

I've been fighting the alcohol jew all day... roll

Roll hit

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exactly. speaking of which, we need to ban drugs so people stop doing them

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off to the liqour store i go

we need to ban everything that's not nice and by not nice I mean stuff I don''t like and by stuff I don't like I mean anything that makes me insecure or nervous and then I won't have panic attacks all the time and freak out at everything once everything is banned

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seems like a good way to decide my evening. Rolling

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never sober

sounds great lets do it
dont forget to ban opinions that are different from the majority. cant let the alt right use their hate speech

derpa

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i'm drinking no matter wtf numbers i hit

Oh Mabel. You ain't gotta get me drunk to fuck.

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Joke's on you, I'm already drinking

Ha ha ha american. legal drinking age is 18 in england.

rolling for stay sober, getting sober turned my life from hopeless shit heap to mostly peaceful fulfilling existence

Fuck that...I'm going to drink either way

Ha ha ha. How's the impending financial ruin and death of your empire?

Wait, am I talking about you or me...

Shit.

Better give me an odd or I’m going to be a liar

yeah, i just got drunk
good ol" jack with coke

Rollin for an excuse to drink

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Re role

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I'd rather my drinking laws over Sharia laws

That's more like it

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i don't want to ban opinions that are different from the majority, i want to ban opinions that are different than mine. let's claim we're destined to be the majority at some time in the future, maybe say we're on the right on side of history of something, and ban anyone who doesn't agree with us/me today.

Rollin

and lets send them to reeducation camps to teach them why they're wrong

but let's call everyone else nazis while we act like nazis, they'll never figure it out

too drunk to read it but chill out
grab a drink and love all people

i prefer to act like a nazi and call other people nazis
it makes me feel good, like i'm morally superior, even when i'm committing abominable acts

I’m drinking either way.

Hittin bottle either way

lol too late

I'm already drinking, but I'll let this decide if I take a shot

Damn. One more roll. I want a shot

Fuck it, I'm taking one anyway

How many have you had, son? You rolled odds, as in take a drink.

If that's you, can we have sharpie in pooper?

Better yet, a d4 in the pooper

brilliant idea. they'll never see it coming

if we just repeat it enough times, even we'll start to believe it

i like your thinking. better take this to supreme court and make it national law!

Well, fuck.

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that's a good idea, we don't want to pass a constitutional amendment, that's too much work plus people get to vote. if instead we convince a bunch of unelected elites who are appointed for life to support our ideas, it will be even better because if they just arbitrarily decide its in the constitution it can never be overturned because they're the ones who decide that.

Well I'm already drunk, so rolling for another shot

Fuck you let me drink again

God FUCK

Wew I wouldn't mind getting started early

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no alcohol for you!

Hey, fuck you captain even dubs

And more evens for you, teetotaler!

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Rolling out

Check this odd get, nigger

I wanna black out until I become a nigger

Going again

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Rooooollll

>19yo in America
>Parents home, can't sneak liquor
How to get drunk?

Now this is a shitpost!

im drinking right now.. roll it

Fuck you nigger these digits don't control my life

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I'm allready drunk.

Rolling to keep drinking.

I'm on #2

Rollerino

gimbe liver killing juice

Too late, but I'll play along.

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Alright

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That ship has already sailed mate.

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benis

odd i chug even i dab

zero wtf redo

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