You're riding the subway. It's packed and all the seats are taken. She gets on, walks up to you...

You're riding the subway. It's packed and all the seats are taken. She gets on, walks up to you, and tells you to get up and give her your seat.

What would you do?

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pretend im deaf and low functioning autistic.

say no

I’d tell her that I’m not getting up, but if she asks nicely, I’ll let her sit on my lap.

But what if she replies with "Excuse me?" in a rising tone.

stare blankly at her

Apologize , stand up and offer her my seat.

Manners cost nothing.

No hablo English!

No Ladies, no Gentlemen.
I give a shit on that request. I only give my seat to the elderly, the handicapped or the expecting.

And then stand in front of her with my dick in front of her face.

Do what every civilized person does on the subway - look through her like she doesn’t exist and pretend I’m alone on the subway.

she can sit on my lap or my face if she wants

no, that would be rude.

show bobs and vegan

and here come the larpers

you're a doormat

piss on myself and leave the seat.

>acting like anybody even fucking pays attention to other people on the subway

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Inform her of my crippling hyper mobility and shame her for being such an uncaring person until she suicides.

Look them in the eyes without a word as you would to a dog.

Tell her she is excused and may leave now.

Hi. I'm sitting here. There's other seats open. Go find one.

"Fuck you, you fucking bitch!! Welcome to the real world, a world with equal rights. Now stand there for your whole fucking ride and like it."

I'm good. You may have my seat when you vote for Trump. I'd hand her a maga pin. I'd inform her that he's the best president ever to be. I'd keep talking good things about Trump until she punched me or left. Either way I'd be happy knowing I spread the gospel. Tell her to go with Christ.

Now now no need to cuss.

*Tips fedora "your throne, m'lady"

Screech autisticly and scream "STRANGER DANGER" over and over curling up into the fetal position sucking my thumb. I'm 35.

tit for tat sweety, you show me your tits i'll give you my spot.

You really should give Arch a try. It's a far better home distribution.

Hum, i would ask her if she really needs to and if it's the case, for what reason.

Smile, tell her calmly that I might have offered her the seat on my own but now I'm definitely not going to. And then reminder her she should say "please" and "thank you" when she's making requests of other people.

Hahahahahahahahaha

I nominate anons comment as:

Best reply in its category

>She
*Barf*
Show cock already, fag

>I give a shit on that request. I only give my seat to the elderly, the handicapped or the expecting
So.Much.This!
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Inform her I am disabled and have a hard time standing for very long so she can sit in my lap if she wants.

i'd tell her that i'm glad she made it for her weekly tushy inspection, and to take a seat on this inspection rod right here, making sure to sit down completely.
>cont

Yes mommy you can have my seat

Pat my lap and tell her to feel free.

I'd get up, because I'm a physically fit man and standing for 20 mins is not that big of a deal

Pussy

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>She.
Lol no tell (her) equality means I don't have to. Now if she had said please, sure, good manners should be rewarded in a polite society

I'd probably give her the seat, standing isn't a big deal. I always give up my seat for people out of common courtesy. If I was in a bad mood, I'd tell her to get fucking lost.

None of these Yea Forums tough guys wouldn't do anything they're saying they'd do lol. You'd be going "o-ok-kay, ma'am"...

Hard to say because it's hard to imagine, but I'd probably scoff or do an annoyed sigh depending what I'm reading. Maybe throw out a Jim Halpert camera look while I'm at it.

Fuck you dyke bitch, you deserve no special attention because you have a cunt between your legs, welcome to equality whore, now get your bulldyke green haired ass out of my face and go get blacked so I can read about your death on /pol/ because your dumb ass paid the toll.

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>cum with the force of 1000 sun's and start farting loudly

>What would you do?
Stare blankly and wait to see if she does anything even more stupid.

say no louder

Fucking cuck faggot

Give up the seat, then ask her how many months pregnant she is

I bully her over her green hair and tell her to gluten rage some other millennial who more likely gives a fuck out of their seat.

I leave the seat

Say "No!" in a falling tone.

Tell her I only stand up for the elderly. Stare at her until she leaves, if she doesn't i'll just go back to playing on my phone.

Say ‘fuck off you fat bitch’ gods honest truth. Hopefully she swings at me then I can hit her like I would a bloke. Fucking cunt. She didn’t even say it but I feel like she has OP. Hate her.