Is it unhealthy to use saliva as lubricant during masturbation?

you got problems then

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need was the wrong word, but I do use it

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im cut and i always jerk it dry

0 fucks given

bye bye sensitivity

Not unhealthy but dumb, the saliva dries up very fast so you'd spend more time spitting on your dick than stroking it.
if you really wanna use saliva find a faggot somewhere and have him suck your dick, much less hassle.

same her but not as good when i still had my foreskin. got cut at 14 the drying and loss of sensetivity is true

why if i may ask?

It's (probably) not "unhealthy" per se;
but it's not very effective - it dries up too soon
to be of much use to anybody apart from pubescent males who can typically ejaculate within a minute.

There are plenty of very much better alternatives, that can be found
(or manufactured cheaply, using ingredients often available),
in a typical home.

>There are plenty of very much better alternatives, that can be found
>(or manufactured cheaply, using ingredients often available),
>in a typical home.
like what?

Your saliva and teeth break down carbo-hydrates molicules into smaller more susceptible shorter strains of carbo-hydrate strands, which is the beginning of the digestion system, it doesn't have the strength alone to break down or rupture your own skin, which by the way heals it self every moment of everyday by cell devision, please go back to school you fucking ape

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is that suppose to be Casey Neistat?

Dunning-Kruger in action. Look up amylase and try not to talk about things you know nothing about. Does your mouth dissolve under your saliva?

medical reasons, not sure what the english name of the condition is but basically i had far too much foreskin and even when erect it would hang off and i couldn't pull it back

going full autism mode i see. the initial statement was a fucking joke and it went right over your head, that's why you're a retard
not because i believe saliva can actually digest a dick

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Literally every white girl is saw in thailand was a gross bitch "finding herself". Lol casey neistat, also youre right. That retard bitch thinks blowjobs will melt your shit right off

mordhau is a great game

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mordhau, I see you're a man of culture.

so they cut it all off or just the excess?

not even the poster of the post that said that... move on

they tried cutting off a small pieve at first then the whole thing

Phimosis, probably

I had a minor case which was "cured" with frequent masturbation and pulling the foreskin over the head (usually painful). But it all turned well in the end.

I thought this was the right place to be autistic.

Also yes it's from mordhau, just edited a video, you should check it out

youtu.be/chSrhAmHcvI

not bad. how the hell do you not get killed in mordhau? for some reason i always have some of the highest death rates despite being average when it comes to damage and kills

good job, fren. Solid choice of music

Lube is for the weak

Gotta parry harder & feint. Good way to practice is to unbind parry/block & rely on chambering until you can predict what they'll do 8 moves into the future.

Thirdperson helps, practicing to be calm in hecting moments, if you can easily fight 2, start fight 3 at a time, learn to multitask and predict one step ahead, find out quickly who ever the better player is, learn the different skill levels players have to more easier recognize what they can and wont fall for. But takes a bunch of practice, I played a bunch of chivalry before mordhau.

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Same

thanks. im like level 26, it's kind of hard to practice when everyone you come across is like level 40 and i saw someone who was like level 160 last time i played

I think you should kill yourself

Why thank you

And yeah, I'm only level 43. Some people have too much time on their hands. tbh best tip is to learn to stay calm when playing, but I do realize that's not easy, It ususally comes with time

Go shortspear / heater for max maymay build.

No don't

i really like using the zweihander and the executioner's blade. any got tips to using those guys? i noticed that it's really hard to use long weapons like the zweihander in small spaces

You can get gingivitis of the penis.

What about too deep blowjobs where my dick gets actually dipped in stomach acid

Fight in the open, move around alot, and drag to slow and speed up the hits, also learn to feint/switch. Executioner is more of a riposte weapon because it can't combo, Also remember you can make a class that has a bunch of armor, half assed weapon and good perks to then just pick up a zwei somewhere in the fight

Contact your doctor, he will provide you with dipping cream

i think what im getting wrong is my attitude to fights. usually i just run into battles to fight and get my ass kicked, what is the best way to find people to fight and not get roasted? should i stick to my group members and wait for opportunities to come?

fine, 3x jav. Absolute monkey mode. Make sure you have no shirt & wear the fur for best immersion.

With long weapons just wait until they swing & punish them on their recovery period. Execution blade just feint & drag swings.

Depends on the other player's skill. Like other user said , pick out the best player if you're fighting a group & let their shit-tier teammates team kill them while you're fighting.

thanks guys

I hate my team, I hate their team. You can't be around your own team mates and expect to get a bunch of kills in the game, team damage is extremely strong and everyone just swings as they please. Try and play more solo, doesn't mean you can't play with friends just make sure they don't always hit your targets or there will be teamkilling and a bunch of holding back, I use the enemy team against them, Move as much as possible, dash in between them as we are fighting, check the vid and you'll see that in some moments, always keep moving, especially as you strike, use less stab unless you have to.

I hope that's a fake animal lol
Is that even legal?

pussy juice

This poor fag will never know the pleasure of rubbing cock while having nasty thoughts until you start to ooze and pulling back that glorious foreskin and exposing the head and how good that feels.

>muh smegma

As long as you're not a disgusting fat piece of shit and take a shower daily (and wash thoroughly) it stays fresh and smelling like tea tree oil.

"Legal" is an opinion. Does anyone give a shit about opinions?

americans have never heard of soap so they don't know how to clean their dicks properly with it

That's a weird thing to say out of everything you could have said... you must have dick cheese. Take a shower you lazy faggot.

im actually circumcised despite not being american

see

My condolences on being mutilated against your will in such a violent and extreme way at such an unimaginable innocent time. No wonder you think this way.

why the fuck would you even use lube to masturbate?
oh right, cause you have no skin to work with cause you're a dick-mutilated amerifag.

>haha guys I was just pretending to be stupid haha

i was 14 and it was my decision, although they gave me a lot of false information

Makes me sweat a lot and gives me an unpleasant nostalgia sensation

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i actually smoked this, first time i used a bong to get high