Jokes thread

Jokes thread
Everybody bring your best jokes.

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what's black on top and white on the bottom?


rape

Why chicken cross road, because can

4 out of 5 people enjoy gang rape

orange you glad i didnt say banana

Why do immigrant parents have you take of your shoes, before you enter their house?

So they have something to beat you with.

Che ked

What do you call a hundred thousand niggers at the bottom of the ocean?
..
A good start.

Why did cavemen drag their women by the hair?

So they didn't fill their cunt with mud.

what do you call a hot and sticky asian? a corpse in vietnam

Got me

What do you call Magic Johnson is a wheelchair? Rolaids

What do you call a fight between a pedophile and an immigrant?

Alien versus predator

Why are there no black people in the game "Clue"?

Because then it would be called "Solved".

What does Batman say to Robin when they get in the Batmobile?
Get in, Robin.

What do you call a short clairvoyant running from a police chase?

Small medium on the large.

I'm half black and half Philipino, so I have a big tiny dick.

Clean nigga.

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I don't get it

At large you fuckin sprocket

Man: “Waiter, how long will my pizza be?”
Waiter: “I’ll just check with the chef sir, but I think it’s nearly ready”

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good one