Rekt thread

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Take off your shirt

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bump

Good thing he was wearing a helmet.

Tits or GTFO

Anyone got the one with sound?

wtf? driving that fast is illegal

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How do I resize a webm so i can upload it here?

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Motorcycles keep the organ donation supply queues full.

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topped out at 298kph = 185 mph
impact was somewhere around 260kph = ~160 mph
at those speeds, there won't be much left of an unrestrained human body impacting guardrail ... or anything, really.
blood loss is rapid and the organs won't be usable by the time emergency services arrives. organ donation is more plausible when it's a car crash (with occupants in seat belts) or a slower speed cycle crash where there's a head injury and the brain dies.

Of course the pussy white boi is scared of the fat bitch lmao

Why are all American drivers so shit

Why no underwear?

I hate motorcyclists with a passion.

Thanks OP

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Would absolutely love to see you try to fight someone who has a weapon you pussy ass bitch

Really?

Not Is that what happened? I thought she was just slapping the kid. Gonna watch it a few more times.

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Do you not see the light reflection off the knife in her hand when he goes at her?

At around the 13th second you can see a knife

She has a knife.

At first no. Admittedly it's been a bit since I've seen it, I usually skip over it in rekt threads since it's posted so often. Saw it this time.

Looks like a 6-7in kitchen knife, how the fuck is that kid still standing after taking 2-3 to the face?

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What happened to him

So that can happen and get butt fucked by the boss

I think she hit him in the face with the handle of the knife

The whole vid is quite lovely. Can hear his mom crying at the end

how do you not see a train coming straight at you?

>Edgy

people who kill themselves are fucking stupid. good riddance.

I just rechecked the video so I could come up with something like phone zombie, but the idiot even checks for trains as he crosses.

I still can't believe it.

Never knew there is longer version. Thanks

> km/h
> American

Why are all Eurofags so retarded?

I don't know but it's so hot for some reason. The commando-ness, the playing it cool but utterly embarrassed walk off...

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this may sound stupid to non retarded but most people don't know how fast a train goes. most of the time like this incident the victim gave the situation a poor judgement, thinking he still has time to cross.

>be me
>hear of this site called Yea Forums
Hmm what's rekt thread mean?
>click on view thread
Holy fuck what have I done
>crippling PTSD starts immediately
>thingsiveseen
>get 911 on the line
>get put in straight jacket
>government enrolls me for neetbux
>dont know what that is
>get free money now
>quit job
>now I eat chicken tenders and honey mustard but recently been calling them tendies and hunny mussy
>glad I'm not a wagecuck anymore
>mfw I see another rekt thread
>mfw the whole thing repeats

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wow, she exploded

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or hear, or even feel it coming

300 km/h. I hope the bastard felt it.

Newfag pls go.

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Why are you so full of shit ?

Everything.

tragic blowjob accident

why can't we all just get along and hold hands

Either she butted him with it, or she just stabbed his skull. Even at that age, you're not likely to get a knife through anywhere in the face except the nose or eyes. Someine should've put that sow down, clearly rabid.

Anyone got the webm where the plane comes down across an intersection and clips some power lines?

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Now where did this pole come from

Think of the hits he got on YouTube though.

Why is that faggot so scared of that bitch? Push her fat ass into traffic.

I love it when you see the brains flying like a splattered watermelon

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Is it a quick end if you are vaporized or do you still feel pain? Asking for a friend.

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it feels like going home.

did she literally blow up?

Did he survive?

that woman needs to die

Descartes would say no

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post electrocution rekts.

That's a chopper, man, not a plane.

Terminator: Neonate

i love you

it looks like a plane to me, you sure?

actually that pole could be entirely invisible being the same shade of gray as the road. the pole should have been marked with yellow and black pain. rightful to sue for damages.

was he giving a blowjob to a shotgun?

What the fuck happend there?
Did she stab the kid in the face?

yes, 2 kids, she got caught later though

The slightly goofy ones are the best

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This website is so grim. I love it.

youtube.com/watch?v=Y3nyrAOQ1pU

with sound

Holy fuck. Nice digits.

Poland

That guy is the biggest pussy on the planet.

Shame he only saw the one hit, though.

So if you look the sun is right in his eyes just before he hits this pole. Silly but actually quite understandable how this happened

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Where does this hentai fag get a gun like this

This is halal.

Nigro tried to steal the electricity?

Probably the copper wires.

copper wires, nogs steal them & sell them for scrap. Good thing nogs don't understand what high voltage means.

I need to watch this. sauce?

>the joke
>
>your head

He should get death penalty. The chair should do.

moar? why the good ones always so short

Best gore. Page 2

More like high current

That dad is the biggest faggot pussy

What's the best website to see more of these rekts?

he was from r9k
he got blackmailed into hrt and commited suicide

PITBULLS, JEWS AND NIGGERS SHOULD BE EXTERMINATED

And what would a badass like yourself have done?

This guy could pull off some sick ass Halloween costumes. Imagine if he did venom? Or the spitter from L4D? Fuckin cool man.

In a ragdoll physics situation, do arms and legs get amputated upon impact or just by sheer force of him skidding across pavement?

Typical nigger child

he should have kicked her

SMH at pussy ass cop covering his head. Probably thinking "jackpot, emotional distress shekels are mine!"

Imagine aliens saw this. So embarrassing.

I've been there, if that's the minature wonderland in Hamburg, Germany. Going there slightly stoned is just amazing. The place is huge too, you can easily spend hours there.

wHAT movie?

He's a Polish terrorist who tried to blow up a bus with his mouth, and burnt his face on the exhaust.

Yeah, unlike you who would've effortlessly disarmed and incapacitated the superior threat. Oh yeah, mom said your Hot Pocket is ready, champ.

except for the part where the fag waves at the camera making the whole damn thing blurry, not like it matters anyway, by the time his head was blown off it woulda unfocused anyways.

Mom and Dad.

The signs always say High Voltage. To do something like that you need high voltage and current. Low voltage will put a 'cap' on the current. l2 electricity.

This was in Turkey.

liveleak.com/view?t=d74_1489858584

As a father myself, your instinct is to protect your child and get it out of harm's way, not to impress teenagers on the internet.

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sauce pls

plasma vaped his sides open, neat.

>smells hand afterwards
of course

Fucking checkD

Enough with this shit already no one could possibly be phased by this anymore

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That was mistifying

What a fucking pussy

this, its been repeated to death, it wasn't horrible the first time i watched it, now it became the new banana

Not a newfag, been here since 2004. Kill yourself.

You've obviously never been in a fight with someone who has a knife. You get stabbed no matter what you do.

You're more likely to die from a stab wound than a gun shot.

And what you have done?

Best Rekt so far.

Slavs are white niggers. I want them to die.

Dumb fucker got what he deserved.

Sure you have, and I'm WT Snacks. You've never noticed Yea Forums doesnt allow audio enabled webms, so you're just a run of the mill idiot, got it.

>my sides

strawberry jam

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Yeah cuz the most important thing to do with head injuries is pick them up immediately

You can link it you dumb fuck incel. Just like it was linked many other times. Just want to hear the one with sound you absolute fucking retard. Take those honey mustard tendies out of you dumb ass and stop wanking long enough to put a complete thought together for once in your life, and let that thought be suicide.

You really want to make sure to jiggle em a bit to make sure their neck still has full mobility

Americans are white niggers. I want them to die.
FTFY

Oh you cunt

You need both.

So you beg for sauce instead of taking a three minute trip to liveleak? Yeah you sure don't seem like a newfag to me.

She produced a knife.

It's from a series called: The Strain

Old Romanian dude don't care.

more like the blood in her sprayed at high speed in many directions all at once.

Shill for poles somewhere else, polefag.

Rekt threads are actually based because while some people may be edgy losers the context of these videos and pictures can teach you many things.

Want to know why you look both ways? Want to know why being a show off on a motorcycle is dangerous? Watch some idiots get rekt

Want to know why to avoid moving machines? Why to not just touch anything you feel should be? Watch some rekt

These videos show you that the human body is nothing compared to metal, stone, water, fire. the world in general

>look both ways
>dont show off
>you are weaker than everything around you
>cars don't stop on a dime
>watch your kids
>dont talk shit or act like an idiot around people
>dont to to shithole places
>electricity will kill you
>watch for nerve gas

the strain. its a series about vampires based on books.

So you can watch him cry over her death?

You shoot them, dickhead. Who's looking like the pussy now?

And what about Mexicans, with an exception for Dora the Explorer?

why?

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Muh dick

that is pure evil

Yeah, definitely high voltage. Ironically, high voltage wire is always the smallest and not worth stealing. You'd be better off, and safer, stealing a low voltage, high amperage feeder. They also have accessible disconnects where as high voltage is usually dependent on locked disconnects by the utility provider

>that almost 1488

What weapon? Also with your kids you better fucking so more that pus out. Fat cunt is a women and probably heavily unhealthy. She probably couldn't even stab you that hard and you could probably knock her out or fuck her head up before she got one slice in.

>also being a father and not going fucking viking maniac mode and legit fucking her shit up

>being afraid of a fat bitch with a knife when people get stabbed 50 times and live

>not defending your children

im more astonished the fan didnt get shreaded

Newfags are the only ones that call other people newfags.

butt sex with all of you tonight at mine

Like a nigger knows how to work line voltage

The weapon(s) you should already have your hand on when you have young children on American streets at night. -

maybe he was just showing his friend why you don't ground yourself while touching high voltage.

pole came out of nowhere

what does this one teach you?

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I don't go down US streets at night alone without my hand on a firearm. I ease off when my car is moving.

Use gas and taser, too, but at night almost anyone can get by with shooting a nut in the street in the US. NB4 - all the legal problems.

Done it twice and only had to fill out a report with my lawyer present.

Ikr. What the fuck was he thinking?

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how did they not see that coming

Lmao. "Now whatever you do, once the case is open and you're pulling your copper, you never, ever want to touch anything that could fault to-BZZZZRPT"

At that voltage not even your shoes are an insulator. He was fucked the second he came into contact

What's the bet she had an abortion and regretted it?

Found article btw happened in Tbilisi Georgia. Kids are okay with one needing stitches. Bitch going to jail for ten years.

>now I eat chicken tenders
You almost had me

Classic

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Was she angry or on drugs?

The beast deserves to have the fat stomped out of its disgusting gut and have its remains hung upside down on a tree near a group of lions, preferably she'd be kept alive for most of it.

Don't you see the knife, user?

into hrt?

image dying in that room, like that, with that shit on your face kek

Does that guy have the Marty McFly sneakers?

is that an atracting ray?

as in trannies.

how a whitey gots rekt the video

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These faggots don't know the existence of cervicals or what

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Top kek

smart NIGGER!

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Tfw cop closes his trunk so no brains get in it

he cant, he died

best splat i've seen

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I want to hear that impact in sound

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Tamar Sadzaglishvili

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Chechen war, tho.

Chechens are a pretty dumb people.

What did he think would happen?

It's usually an impact that rips things off. There was a wingsuit stunt that went awry a decade or so ago. One guy was supposed to go over this suspension bridge used for bungee jumps, another guy under. The high flyer missed and he impacted the bridge at something like 120 mph. That tore his leg off at the hip. He bled out before he ever hit bottom.

Just google 'wingsuit bridge death' and you'll find multiple videos. The phrase I heard in a news report, "the impact just disintegrated him", still haunts me.

Remember kiddies - human bodies are loosely connected bags of mostly fluid. The next time you say, 'hold my beer', think about what would happen to a water ballon if it did what you are about to try. Just sayin.

too soon...

so bad yet so good

there are lots on /gif/

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made me boner

wtf happened

why

>Chechens are a pretty dumb people.
they're mudslime what could you expect

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sauce?

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOT CLEAN TEETH!!!!!!
DELETE

underrated

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muh feminism

You wanna fight, dickhead?

what's his foot doing inside the cabin

what's the story morning glory?

more sex ones

Heres the aftermath video, there wasn't much left of him.

liveleak.com/view?i=890_1479936769

Gekyume's circumcision

Newfag here, story?

Series called The Strain. It's not about nazis, this is a one off scene.

its the CIRRRRCLLEE OF LIFE, and it MOVES us ALLLLLLL

Whats the point? He is dead already.

Religion

Someone lit up a cigarette. Its a gas line.

is this nikolas cruz?

gasoline pipe leaked if that happens in certain countries nigger thieves will be there in droves with canisters. all it takes is a spark for some bbq

Yes, only had a few scrape wounds

As i have heard its mexico. people stealing gas from a busted pipeline. somthing sparked

She's a fucking woman. You grab her arm if she tries to knife you and punch her in her fat jaw. It's not like it's some nigger hopped up on PCP

Fucking brazil man

Because they live in a shitty country with nothing better to do than think up ridiculous religions and traditions.

Well no shit what did he think was going to happen

thief karma

Yes, Halal on earth.

What’s the story here?

youtu.be/M_wF5SGFFMQ

Bug people

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Too bad one got away.

was the goal here to create the creepiest thing possible?

nice team work

>phased
Fazed, dumbass.

Yo, Snacks where you been, nigga?

>>watch for nerve gas
Love that punchline.

slug or 00buck?

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I can smell that.

Crime fighter

For just a small donation in grain, these hogs could be saved from AIDS and several other possible infections.

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This sexy enough?

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his dad grounded him for playing xbox after 10 p.m

I doubt he's missed.

October 17, 2018 Vladislav Roslyakov staged an explosion at the Kerch Polytechnic College and opened fire on live targets with a gun. Vlad was inspired by the Columbine School massacre. Killed 21 people, and more than 70 were injured. The killer committed suicide in the library.

Couldn't tell wtf he hit, but then again I guess neither did he

my kinda girl...moar!?

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Tfw Russian outdid 2 american boys
If those bombs at columbine went off though, may be a similar situation

Oh shit lulz that smooshed face in the higher res version

Bless your heart user....nothing better than seeing a bike fag an hero

Sal was tonight's biggest loser.

it's quick. just dont lay down on the tracks unless you make sure your head comes off.

Please get the fuck out. Nobody wants your homosexual opinion.

titanium, bitch

what am I looking at here?

Before they get to the truck, another biker goes to the right of the truck and then tries to switch to the bikers lane, causing the biker filming to lose control.

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Oh, at last! Thanks for putting this to bed

Shit man. Never pass on the right.

I believe it's called a dishwasher

~Saw this guy on a documentary. A bear ate his face.

i hate the world, why couldn't they just shoot it, or even stab it in the head so it didn't suffer

Not the Mama! Not the Mama!

Mexicans stealing gas got what they deserve

It's fucked up how bears attack peoples face
Makes me not want to fuck around in the woods in bear country

kek, all those spics with white gas cans

She wasn't vaporized. Parts of her went flying and blood splattered everywhere. All atomic bonds in the body need to break apart. For examle, the Japanese at ground zero were vaporized by the atomic bomb.

Anyone know the story on this one?

god motorcyclists are so fucking oblivious

she was mystified

Just me teaching my wife a lesson, it's legal here in baghdad

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link?

Not sure but I sure do want to fuck it

but whos idea was to put that pole there? horrible placement