I just fucked a random 19 yo from okcupid for free, she even gave me stuff

I just fucked a random 19 yo from okcupid for free, she even gave me stuff.

Incels ama, I will try and teach you my ways.

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>gave me stuff.

herpes

I'm 35 and prob 5/10 btw

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You, an average human, had sex? How'd you do it?

>Start a thread about a girl
>No pics of the slut.

All women are natural slaves.

>gave me stuff
>for sex

OP, you're a whore.

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^ OP is a faggot

With my penis mainly, but I used my hands a lot too

It's entirely possible, imma get myself checked, but i used a condom and I didnt touch myself in the mouth or eye area before washing my hands.

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>assuming OP is an average human

More likely an obese 30yr virgin making up stories

I guess, but I gave her stuff too kinda, more like we traded.

No money was involved tho.

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Imagine being 35 and still needing okc

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Kys

>the shitty fake Ben garrison signature

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Your ways of what, Re posting someone else's picture and then lying?
Neat

>not having as many free dating apps as you can
>not just liking everyone and seeing what comes your way

It's like your allergic to pussy

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>No money was involved tho.
did you use money to buy the things you traded?

Lol I ceated that pic

How would you like me to prove it?

How about a shot of the same table, with some sage, and a timestamp?

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Some of them yes.

I would say overall it was an even trade at worst. More in my favor tho, I didn't invest that much, just gas, grass and dick

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Rip thread

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let's see a picture of this "19 year old"

I'd rather not, she mentioned this place to me, she might see

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>but i used a condom
doesn't really matter, you can still get herpes with one. Should've inspected the goods beforehand.

I didn't see any open sores if that's what you mean...

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That's mostly what I mean, yes. But inspecting is also asking her, though this will largely depend on how honest she's willing to be.

I mean i just met this girl and i didn't think asking would help my chances

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what does kissing someone feel like

follow this and work out
you wont even have to try to get laid it will just happen

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Warm and moist

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Why just torch the sage like that? I'm genuinely curious.

I put it out right after, I just like fire.

And I have tons of sage.

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im a solid 7/10 ,fit , 25yo and used tinder,but didnt got anything from it.

OP is obiviously lying and probably suffering from mental illnesz by being alone

I made accounts on:
tinder (nothing at all),
badoo, some matches (only a couple convos),
pof (only catfish so far, except a couple of hotties that actually messaged me back to tell me to fuck off)
And okcupid (got laid on first match nothing else yet)

I put a small amount of effort into my profiles and rushed the pics kinda.

Started less than a week ago, before that I wasn't even trying to get laid. Spent a few years alone just doing my own thing.

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