AMA
AMA
DAWG
how hack nsa?
sup
I don't know
Elizabeth will come back?
>sup
how's it going?
What is the Darkest joke you can think off?
Not OP
what happens when you cut a baby in half?
you get an erection.
what do you do when you see a baby in a microwave?
nothing, keep masturbating.
What a fucking bad timing,I had to leave abruptly right after creating this thread
Maybe,you have to keep your hopes up user
Everything's going swell
What's worse than finding 15 babies in a trash can?
Finding 1 baby in 15 trash cans
Any reason in specific user?
Nice
What are tonight's Powerball numbers gonna be? Choose 5 numbers from 1-69 and 1 number from 1-26.
23
46
24
53
09
23
alright user, lets see if my life changes tonight.
I hope so user
Furries eat small children and use the scalps to create their furry suits.
Furries were responsible for the crucifixion of Christ.
Nice op
Yes,all furries are horrible people
You speak the wisdom forgotten
I agree
What do you mean?
I meant nice joke
what does kissing someone feel like?
I'm actually OP though
I don't know
who owns the sky?
Nobody
wrong
(Response to 0085) I know, i should have probably typed op, I'm just kinda juggling something
Why are alligators so angry?
Then who owns it?
Because they can't get up
nvm,i was checking out somethin.
My momma says alligators are angry because they got all them teeth but no toothbrush.
They have birds that clean out their teeth?
But momma said...
Alright then
Maybe that's one reason,I always thought it was because they couldn't get up
Maybe your momma was wrong
That's okay people are wrong lots of times
Why can't I stop masturbating
YE mama was wrong boii
because your addicted maybe
yep,seems so
No Colonel Sanders, you’re wrong. Momma’s right.
Momma says masturbation is one of the many tools of the devil.
Your mother was wrong son, you need to move on from her teachings and build your own knowledge or you may never be your own person
You're momma may be wrong about the alligators but she's right about masturbation
This user is correct
what's your opinion on ol' school chinese phonebook?
Uhhhh... I don't really have an opinion on that
Thanks op, and yeah the mastubation thing is right but again that's generally known
Momma won’t let me play foosball. But what momma don’t know won’t hurt her.
Install gentoo.
have you ever seen pickle stick with donkkie kong while being in the basement of the faggot named die per bread?
are you from old country or new?
do you know who have the biggest scar?
does anybody else wanna hurt your graphite?
I’m from the south. The deep south. Hehehe
You go play that football waterboy, we won't tell yer Momma
I'm also from the South a deeper one though
Yeah,I guess i'm kinda addicted to masturbation as well
If your momma doesn't let you play football,she is a bad momma
I don't know if this works but try it out if you want user
Not yet
I'm from a country that's old
Scar from Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood
No
hehehehehehhe
Yes,you can go play,we won't tell her
1. Would you rather have no water or really hot water?
2. Would you rather die by drowning or burning to death?
3. What is your idea of the perfect crime?
4. How would you pull off a murder and get away w/ it?
5. What's the first letter of your name
6. What color is the sky?
"What do you get when you cross a mentally ill loner with a sociey that abandons him and treats him like trash?"
user here, a Yea Forums user
IM A NIGGER
:-(
Why so spicy?
1-Really Hot Water,better than nothing
2-Drowning
3-I don't really know
4-The ol' trick of digging 3 meters on the dirt,putting the body there,putting dirt until it's 1,5 meters and then put a dog corpse and covering the rest of the hole would be a big part of it
5-J
6-It seems blue on the eyes but it has another color I think
I don't know user,what is it?
Maybe it's this
This not though
I don't know ):
"You get what you fuckin deserve"
Also
"knock knock"
"who's there"
"it's the policeman whose son has been hit by a drunk driver.. lol, he's dead"
I hope someone catches these references.
The answer to my joke is, you get what you fuckin deserve...
5 and 6 are both wrong believe it or not. Everyone always gets those wrong.
The correct answer to 2 is "neither". You want to drown? Wtf is wrong w/ you, OP? lmao
who cares what color of skin. its an attitude that makes one a nigger.
nice
A nigger is a black with nigger attitude,even if a white had nigger attitude he still wouldn't be a nigger because he's not black
what's the difference between a nigger and a tire ? you don't need to burn a nigger to make him smell bad.
kek
Using the the N-Word is highly offensive and inappropriate.
I'll have to ask you to leave if you do it again.
Please stop using such foul language, it's a bit problematic for our POC users on this website.
Diversity isn't such a bad thing, user. Why don't ya try to add some color to your vanilla and see what happens?(:
Fuck you faggot,niggers suck
>POC users
what's that?
He means niggers Yea Forumstards
what's the difference between niggers and dog shit? eventually dog shit turns white and stops stinking.
Jokes aside i agree with you user ee ostrisize people we find odd, make fun of them and when they snap we pretend like we didn't think it would happen
what's wrong with all of you, when did you lost your sense for humor? is this even Yea Forums anymore?
alright then i'll stop.
kek
Who are you responding to user?
I don't know
okay
dogs are cool because they can be trained to raep
i was tricked, but I still don't like to have sex with a dog, dachshund or not.
dog vagina is like fucking god in the eye.
Fuck you degenerate zoophile,I hope you die in a fire
The one who was saying 'you get what you fucking deserve'
to protect myself from those who don't know what is this place
see
THE STORIES AND INFORMATION POSTED HERE ARE ARTISTIC WORKS OF FICTION AND FALSEHOOD.
ONLY A FOOL WOULD TAKE ANYTHING POSTED HERE AS FACT.
It was a joke
"What do you get when you cross a mentally ill loner with a sociey that abandons him and treats him like trash?"
"you get what you fuckin deserve..."
The joke was (you) are the mentally ill person,not mentally ill people are getting what they deserve
based
yes, die plz, and stay away in your coffin while everyone who is gonna visit you only comes for pissing on your grave you fucking faggots
I wasn't saying the mentally ill are getting what they deserve i was saying how do we expect people to act when remove them and treat them horribly
> what's that?
People of color.
based
treating them horrible how exactly
holy fuck, you've already based me twice. i need to stop a lil' bit
felall Yea Forumstard
That's not a very nice thing to say.
Do you..
I don't know
Have anything you'd like to talk about? I know I did when I thought that way.
Just try to be a helping, guiding hand in the darkness here.
I'll give you my kik if you ever need anything, brother. I'm here for you.
John 3:16 over & out
Kik = EnarcXI
Apologies, badly would have been a better term,, i mostly mean verbal abuse because of odd behaviour and some physical and when i mentally ill i mean to a lesser degree
user 317: Why?
Based
Nigger Faggot
Even if i'm someone who often "abuses" people over the internet, I can agree with you when you say it's stupid to say it was unexpected the kind of reaction people get when they do these sort of things
okay
Did u fucked her ?
i did not have sexual relations with that woman
Did you do 9/11
I did not
I wouldn't call it abuse or even 'abuse' we are just hard on one another we need that we need people to make us see when we are being incels so we stop being giant faggots
i don't know jet fuel can't melt steel beams
Fucking lost
What?
I don't think we need to stop though,unless it's actually a mentally ill person
Kek