Ask a humble Pepsi Merchandiser anything

Ask a humble Pepsi Merchandiser anything

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can Pepsi be used as anal lube

No

did Pepsi offer you a fair price for your soul?

A common misperception. It acutally CAN, it just doesn't work all that well.

No NO I OFFERED IT

LIES PEPSI IS FOR DRINKING NOT LUBE BEGONE

Can you put a 2 liter bottles in your arse?

Only 1, 2 would kill you

Why won't you bring back crystal pepsi?

Coca Cola is better

Jews Made it not the pepsi gods it is not worthy of the title pepsi

Why do smaller 20oz bottles cost more than a two liter bottle? Almost double the price in most cases.

Higher Concentrate Of Pepsi molecules It is closer to the Gods Blend (AKA you all have never had REAL pepsi)

Provide us with the secret recipe. Also Pepsi owns sodastream, when can I make my own at home.

If i did that Jesus would kill me

Do you have to fill in for the Frito-Lay Merchandiser when he calls out or do they let you strictly stock cornsyrup water?

Only qualified Mexicans can stock chips

YOU DARE MOCK PEPSI YOU FOOL GOD WILL SMITE THEE

Y u always repost

Serious question
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Coke or Pepsi?

I drink inly coke products and when I get the chance I waste pepsi on my toilet

PEPSI STRAIGHT

Cock

What are the best and worst parts of your job? To my understanding you just go to supermarkets and stock the shelves of your own product instead of the supermarket employees?

They also build those big displays you see