COOMERS RISE UP

which fleshlight model is that

Zoomer Coomer

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very based my fellow coomer.
can we mix coom?

Really, you're going to post this guy's poor kid?

pic related is him
>your body on coom

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That is a good idea.

sauce on the slut plz

finally someone more pathetic than brendan

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its his nephew

How do you guys know so much about him?

tell me more about this creature

don't you dare to trashtalk my boy brendan, he just had a bad day... after a bady day after another bad day... for some years.
but he's back at it again. His only mistake was being a good person, too good for this forsaken world

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who the fuck is this guy hhahahaha

>the Virgin NoFapper vs. the CHAD COOMER

what a legend

literally the face of pure evil

imdb.com/user/ur1287548/

He reviews porn

someone sauce this dude cmon brahs plz

WHO IS THE GIRL

twitter.com/jayman079?lang=en

what phenotype is this?

the coomorph

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she looks like ex (just the face)

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This guys gets it

>9,411 reviews

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Had to scour the guy's Twitter
It's Kenzie Reeves

Where were you when the COOMposters because a bigger menace than the thotposter they were meant to combat? This board is perpetually trading down with you shitheads

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>Kenzie Reeves
based, thank you user

based coomer

i think thats the hardest ive laughed at a Yea Forums post holy shit nigger

lmao "the racepod seller"

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fuck off

porn voldemort

If we try hard enough we could get this guy casted in his very own porn

holy shit I'm laughing

My God... I didn't know there was more. Why does he look so unsettling and evil?

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Coom brain.

this guy is gonna as famous in the incel community as CODcel is

>this entire fucking thread
Yeah that's enough internet for one night, Jesus Tapdancing Christ

This is the best thread on fit right now

>he who shall not be wanked

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Cringe

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It really is.

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to coom or not to coom

he's Finnish

something's wrong with this guy's look...

That makes sense

>watching porn for the storyline

The fact that anyone here even knows who this guy is speaks volumes.

>Real surname tattooed in giant script across chest.

Women are so fucking stupid.

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Kenzie Reeves and Angel Smalls Christmas scene pulled me back into Coomerdom. Who knew porn could be so aesthetic, wholesome and comfy?

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is he that same guy in the meme pic where a whole bunch of incels are lining up for a blacked expo? someone find it

How the fuck did you guys not know? tfw you're a bigger coomer than even Yea Forums

Am I fucked?

Do you know where you are?

so you found him in the end wtf
you guys never stop surprising me

Fuck off. Where did you think you were? Reddit is that way -->

Who is she?

Why does he like blacked so much guys?

he actually seems normal looking but in the og picture it was just being caught out in a weird moment

Who's the chick though

THIS

Is it me or only Britney actually looks sexy?

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who the fuck is coomer?

it may not be my bag, but he seems to be living his best life so good for him.

He loves Britney but on his avatar he is with another different girl. Based

literally the equivalent of the basement dweller taking a picture with the two basketball girls

i know dude im as lost as you

think is porn addict