So I just turned 28 and I'm dating a 19 year old who looks like pic related against my mother's will and I have been kicked out of my house about a week. I have been living out of my car with my girlfriend and I'm lacking the confidence to find a steady job, I'm almost out of gas and haven't eaten in two days, neither has she.
How can I get back on my feet anons?
The only way I can get back into my mother's house is if I break up with this girl but I love her and I don't want to.
Is there any way to make this work or did I make a huge mistake?
what city do you live in i can get you guys a good game plan
Owen Lewis
im in sacremento
Jace Foster
You're spending a currency you can't make by choosing this girl over family. Good luck.
Evan Turner
dude this kid again. the mommy wont let me fake shit
James Gray
Rewind to last week and you guys all told me to choose this girl over my mommy, what the fuck guys
Charles Phillips
>turned 28 >kicked out of moms house OP.. I didnt get past that statement, you're a fucking loser dude.
Eli Richardson
The mistake you made is living with your parents at 28 years old. Like holy shit, this would be a non issue if you were a normal independent adult.
Jonathan Jones
ok so there's a few good food banks in the city id locate one and maybe find a very private drive for your vehicle, somewhere you won't get towed, find a good centralized area where a work place is in walking distance like a grocery store, if you can't find the confidence to get a job then remember that you both will probably die if you don't have one, nobody said its easy, within time you can find an apartment zillow it or some shit, anyway this is how my brother got out of his place with his gf anyway best of luck op
Christian Adams
>28 >Kicked out of my mother's house KYS
Jose Sanders
You're almost 30, don't have a job, and live with your mom. How'd you even manage to get a gf?
Christian Watson
she is the daughter of my ex gf who I met at a previous job, my mom doesnt like what Im doing and her mom is mad at me for dating her daughter
Colton Harris
Never choose friends/girlfriends/etc over family... At least in my case tho
>fug grill >grill gets pregante >babby is born >wait a few years >ditch grill because lol old hag >date daughterfu >fug daughterfu >daughterfu gets pregante >babby is born >wait a few years >ditch daughterfu because lol old hag >date daughterfufu >... Did you just come up with the best way to have eternal young cocksleeves?
Angel Stewart
not my daughter, just my ex gf's daughter, she is 37 and had this girl when she was 18
Dylan Bell
>not my daughter Not important. You factually ditched an old roastie for fresh meat. That's smooth as fuck my man.
Christopher Reyes
COPYPASTAAAAA
Brayden Clark
In her old age, your mother is going into a home. Don't speak to her, call her, or anything ever again. She has made the decision that you are not her son, not you. You're 28 now so get a fucking job and get a place. Cheap ghetto and run down is what you're looking at, but a place is a place. You will die if you do not get a job. Go to a shelter and find out what your city can do for the homeless (Who aren't fucking druggies.) You will die if you do not get a job. I cannot stress this enough, you will die if you do not get a job.
Dominic Baker
actually the daughter came onto me... so did the mother because I have no social skills of my own
Adrian Ramirez
This is a continuation of my thread last week, not a copy
Xavier Ramirez
Hahahahahaha that isn't a girl it looks like something you would fight in a final fantasy game
Nolan Garcia
Your girl is gonna leave you once the realization that she can be with someone capable of providing, some ‘man’ you are.
Mason Carter
Find.a shelter. Suck it up and get a job. Quit being a pussy little faggot and get it done.
Or join the military. Insta stability
Hudson Morris
Your 28 and living with your parents? Get your shit together OP!
Ian Jackson
You dumb fucking cunt lmao
Landon Gonzalez
kek your huge mistake was to be still living in your mother's house at 28.
Sebastian Hernandez
i agree with your mother, stop being a lowlife ditch the teenager, she barely knows anything in life anyway and it wont last find a good women who is interested in bearing children and that can cook and take care of you don't bullshit me about love, youve lost your chance with love, you need a wife now
Ethan Harris
Post GF tits....
Camden White
>Grown man gives up everything to be with a girl who looks like a boy >Grown man who lives at home with mummy
Blake Nguyen
I mean no ill will, but its time to buck the fuck up, bro. This relationship is ruining your fuckin life. Women and pussy come and go, but you dont. You're priority #1. Dump that chick, get a job, get established, then start dating. You're damn near 30 years old and you're still living with mommy. Be a man and do what a man would do.
Landon Barnes
>28 >Doesn't know how to live on own You're pathetic
Xavier Bennett
> this hoes come and go but you only have one mom. apologize before you outlive her and have no one to make you tendies dumb nigger
I've been on Yea Forums for around seven years and try to quit like once a year. It never ever works. This place has its own dark energy that I always miss.
Hudson Gomez
indeed. i stopped trying to leave after 2015 because every time i'd come back it'd get worse
>haven't eaten in two days >lacking the confidence to find a steady job >two days >confidence Then starve to death. If you think confidence is the requisite to step up and provide for you and your family, if you've watched your mate starve for 2 days and still haven't "found the courage" to fill out a fucking application, then please use the last of your gas to drove off a fucking bridge.
Ah the real story comes out. This is day time tv worthy.
Jeremiah Robinson
Why aren't you posting nudes?
Christian Phillips
Still reeks of pedo incest. I don't blame either women for being mad at you.
Wyatt Hernandez
Wait? And you're 28? What a fucking loser. Relying on mommy to survive. And too pussy to get a job even when starving. Holy shit.
Ian Smith
so you like this girl enough to be homeless but not enough to go find a job?
Dominic Long
$10 to OP for each nude with a face in it of the GF. Post a few non-nude first to build faith.
$50 if you can get her into it, and have her write 'Daddy Hay" on her body somewhere while nude.
Benjamin Reyes
If you can't steal packets of honey or something from a fast food place you are hopeless. I grab water and ice from wherever whenever I can. I take extra packets of honey, lemon juice, I ring up expensive bread as cheap bread at the self checkout. Living in a vehicle life is best life.
Christian Moore
>gave up everything >had nothing to begin with Is your name Adam?
Jackson Taylor
Hot as fuck
Brayden Green
Step one is find free food. Foodbanks are your best bet, followed by dumpster diving fancy grocery stores after closing (Warning: If you go too fancy, some sort of security will exist, keep your licence plates and face the fuck away from cameras and rent-a-cops) Step two is find out what if any welfare you can get, this will keep gas in the tank and pay for minor expenses. If you can't get shit then your options become theft, begging, or step 3. Step 3 is get a job, any job, part-time, casual, under-the-table, whatever. Doesn't matter if the pays shit, doesn't matter if your coworkers are all normies, doesn't matter if the job itself is highly unpleasant. Nothing is beneath you, you are nothing as you are now, incapable of doing anything to better the lives of those around you.
Once you have money coming in, the next step is to save for a place, saving is easier living in your car so ignore the people who tell you to get something ghetto, save up a bit more and get something in budget, but not infested with rodents and neighbourhood bullshit. Once this is done it doesn't even matter if the relationship survives, you are established and independent and will have grown as a person.
With sufficient willpower you will make it, but no doubt this is the test that makes you or breaks you as a man. Good luck user.
Joshua Morgan
Says who? I have a decent bed, a fridge, a stove, a private bathroom, washer and dryer, 2018 F150, ps4 with a decent roku flatscreen, wifi...etc..and i literally only work 25-30 hours a week at $19/hr. Its called budgetting fucknuts. Homelessness is inexcusable unless youre a complete loony or revolving felon.
Connor Ward
Just realised I went from step two to step 3.
Fucking kill me cunts, I don't deserve to fucking live.
Jaxon Scott
You're almost 30. Think of all the dumb shit you did when you were a teenager. That's where shes' at now.
You made plenty of bad decisions to bang a teenager. Now make the smart one, grow up, end it with her, and get your shit together. You're derailing 3 lives over your love of bad sex with a future porn extra.
John Murphy
Is this the LARP of the month? I think so, nice story bro
Christian Rodriguez
I'm not a felon. I have a job. Maybe guilty of being Looney haha. I'm looking at a fullmoon rn. I have had normie jobs. I can always get a normie job. I would have to give my dog away though.
Parker Collins
These are facts. They are not debatable. Get your shit together. You've pissed way a third of your life over fucking nothing.
Useless loser. Ditch the girl, apologize to your mother, learn a trade, and do something with your life instead of leeching off of everyone.
If you died today, you will only be remembered as a Pedophile, Homewrecker, and Chronic Loser. Is that what you want your legacy to be?
Stop making bad decisions, bro. You can't even lie to the mirror that you're a good man worth saving.
You must be extremely good-looking to have a girl 10 years younger stay with you through homelessness and drama with your own parents. Take a moment to appreciate that none of this would even be going on right now to begin with if you hadn't lucked out genetically.
