Bruh I haven't seen a REKT thread in ages.. Where're my fucked up/b/ros at??

post lizard pusy

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Should have been wearing a helmet

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Nigga Bet

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Fuck, did he die?

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he managed to parachute out right before it touched the ground, motherfucker was lucky, unfortunately his passenger didn't make it out in time

this shits wholesome as fuck.

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I hear they broke their entire spine.

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Are you gonna eat..........awh fuk it!

Normally shit like that doesn't get me, but this... You conniving little bastard....

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He kinda looks downsy, I guess thats what he gets for being retarded.

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Chiggers can't drive

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Why do argonians have tits? Do they nurse? Are they not actually reptiles? This has always bothered me.

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MrRhexx explains that in one of his videos.

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i want lizard gf

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My male rottweiler done this with a litter of kittens. Every time momma cat left them alone, he stole them all one by one and decided, he was going to be momma cat.

that faggot was betting on the race

Pink eye for everyone!

someone post the goat eating those chicks

me too user... me too

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here u are

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thanks user

i do not think that a cold scaly vagina would feel good i mean fucking a reptilioid would probably feel like fucking a dried up corpse

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youtube.com/watch?v=ZnYNmGMsU18

i don't know user, have you seen a lizard vagina before?, shit looks dank as fuck

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well with how big they would be i doubt cold blooded would be something retained idk tho its just speculation at this point, and honestly i wouldnt think about it only sexually only

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"He's an outlaw loose and runnin'", came a whisper from each lip
"And he's here to do some business with a big iron on his hip,
Big iron on his hip"

haha one of the better shootout vids i've seen criminals really are stupid

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Oof

go ask that guy who screwed a python
google snake fucker and open the first shock site to give you something
not posting here as i heard zoophilia is bannable now due to mods being prudes and fags lol

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why do some people want to sing opera so bad

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>filename
kek

Finally, something that made me cringe from the sheer brutality. Wicked.

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Cameraman is solid as a rock while everyone else flees in panic.

How fast was that nig traveling

I really like how the artist didn't put tits on a reptile

Yeah I'm way more into reptile girls without mammalian tits.

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Zoophilia is bannable in alot of cites now idk why but they take it seriously

I need a source here

Truly a man of fine tastes

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Zoophilic porn is not regulated where I live plus at US federal level it's a legal gray area so mods, one of whom is depicted in this video, better keep their banhammer in their asses

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>where my edgelords at bro

fake and gay, look at the side of the video

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slackin on sales

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should take a machine gun to them
good one trashpanda less

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hmmmmmm…...fake

im hungry

Truman's dome is leaking

got all excited for a rekt thread. saw this and think i'm just going to go to bed instead. thanks whoever posted this. helped me realize that i'm not completely dead inside.

Fake and gay

Still remember when this was first uploaded. I still have the original VOD somewhere on my DB.

remember the one of that 11 year old who livestream hanged herself?

That was just really sad, she had a hard life. That mexican who blew his head off was just a stupid faggot.

>mexican
I think he was a paki or at least a muzzie

"Criminals", I think you mean "niggers"

so cops are stupid everywhere?

yes

I want to know where all the smoke is coming from? Is he using fucking black powder?

perfect title.

Dude's a fucking hero and the sad part is there's a good chance he did prison time for that.

That dog was quick as fuck. Props to him.

and this guy gets to vote...

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asians are so much smarter than everybody

At the end when he shot the robber in the back. That kind of thing generally falls well outside self defense.

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How's middle school, little bitch?

Hows not being legally able to buy booze little faggot?

>booze
Do heroin like a real adult, kid.

Wrong. Legally you're supposed to fire until the perp is incapacitated, or not fire at all.

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"smokeless powder" isn't actually smokeless. Dude emptied his mag super quick its just accumulation of smoke existing the gun in a confined space.

We will always remember you, Sadbot. I hope you found peace.

gtfo nazifag heil hitler

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I have this with audio. PM me for a dl link

Man, do they have odd practices for waxing and manicures in south america.

He shot a fire extinguisher

Is it that ol' invisible Twister from lore that they speak of?

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He tasted it

Was this recorded in Santa's workshop before Christmas?
And, was that one of his abnormally large elves assisting casual Santa?

lol is imgur still around? that place was such cringe

lol ur dog’s a fag

>when you're not mentally ill af

look at dude’s leg... that first shot was a spine shot

you guys are gigafags

And he/she/it is eligible to adopt a kid by his country's law.

Sick decadent era.

We need a new Hitler. Quick.

>Butthurt snowflake

Yeah so that's fucking frightening

Where the fuck did those two tellers go? Are there secret cubby spaces down there? It doesn't seem like there's enough space for that.

everything

This clip a year or two old now. Takes place in brazil if i remember right. Bunch of people picking up their kids from school, the female is a off duty police officer. The man attempts to rob them at gunpoint. She gives him the bullets first.

GET HIM!!

Chinks and Sand-Niggers have this in common: Zero concept of seeing what the fuck is directly in front of you. They've not figured out, in that part of the world, that two different objects cannot simultaneously occupy the same space.

even the gorillas know you can go to jail for kidnapping a white man.

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That lateral blast of innards from beneath the tires. It's like he ran over a damn watermelon.

that thing probably rot the same day

Nignog is no match for superior goat race.

HOW

Wut is the coontext?

lmao paralyzed because dumbass serves him right

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The ceiling must've been dusty and the shockwaves shook it loose

Break yo' neck nigga!

Shooting the gun triggered the fire suppression system. As one user said, smokeless powder isn't actually smokeless.

george lucas in his best days

...

I want to do the same thing to the man doing that to the dog.

dream on...

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I dont see the point of this shit

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pls no

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noooo not this too

Bumperino cmon boys give me some juicy ones

DELET THIS

He's a Chink, they all look special.

Very true, he is as queer as they get to be fair lol,
Still an awesome gaurd dog though

Jesus, can you imagine what that sounded like? POP!!!!!!!

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what he do?

U thought robbing me would be neet,
But never again shall you poop in the street,
Poor dead Pajeet.

Shut up niqqa

Not just one beaner, it's the whole burrito.

>stop, drop and roll
that was drummed into our heads as kids, but obviously not enough.

Didn't eat his peas and do his homework like a good boy.

Found the Pajeet. Don't you have a street to go shit in?

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Lol

>Shuaiby
still feel sorry for the family, watching his mom find the body broke my heart, and then they got doxxed. Real shit situation.

join the cord 9gxe5C2

Nice try, FBI.

Why can't the world just unite and declare war on central and southern America?

..I..

>Lateral Blast of Innards
Album name?

Yeah righ

... really?

Thought that about your dad, too. But as I gaped his asshole I realized he was truly gay.

niggers are truly a plague

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A haiku by user

Why? They are slowly eradicating themselves, I'd send my bombs over to the middle east.
>inb4 drugs
Yeah blame the CIA on that these cunts should be exterminated

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haiku it is not
take a dump in the big street
your name is pajeet

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m.youtube.com/watch?v=ra5t0OsmWf0
that was you, burger

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Glitch in the matrix

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He died doing what he loved

just video stabilizing

Is he ok

When our era becomes classical, this will be your standard depiction of an American warrior.

Came here to jerk off but why not

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I fucking love this one should show this to all the niggers trying to ban guns

Dead. Hit main aoerta

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I used to have a friend who looked exactly like the girl in the front right, down to the hair style. She was a sweet girl.
I miss my friends.

Uma delicia

Nice feet

mommy

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OP, why is there no blood in your webm?

I'm calling fake. That dude gets split in half by a wall after being hit by a train and theres no blood?

Makes no sense.

He deaded

That's.... I hadn't seen such levels of brutality since shovel dog....

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fag

It's like a Clown car but less fun

They thought the nigger was one of them

fuck you and your whulsoem webm.

...

brain trauma causes this, so maybe yes

It's been sprayed from top of the building in an arch

it's not funny gtfo

Medular damage?

Wait for it...

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Anime on the walls, rainbow flag mask. That explains everything.

I'll take the Erwin Rommel 1942 please...

There is literally a rekt thread EVERY single night.

and how the hell do I pm you on an anonymous board faggot

what are they eating?

Country? Seems to be in euros and considering they sell stuff like that so openly I'd guess one of the Baltic states

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why is that bad you nigger

What is it ? I don't click much here

It's no gore or violence, no one dies, watch it

damn

a gorilla comes and drags a nigger a few feet, nothing violent happens, trust me

its been at least 20 - 40 seconds since the last wrecked thread

This is in south africa

Thanks. Watched. I'd shit myself

Good dog!

agreed

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Nice feet.

Anyone got the video of a man working with a machine, it's like a rotating horizontal pole, but he gets caught in it? I think the video is a recording of a surveillance tape

Guess I'll dump

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For what?

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hecc

fuck u

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3edgy5me

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I'm not a furry, but I love the idea of anthro animals. I always had a good connection with my dog, and if she could talk that would be pretty badass.

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That's not right

>Waited until he was distracted
>Fired two shots center body mass
>Took cover
>Made sure he was no longer a threat
>Seperated him from his weapon
>Held him in her sights
>Turned him over onto his stomach
Something tells me she has done this before.

Rwx

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Argentina niggers

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Faggot

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Fuck sand niggers rwx

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Brazil rex

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Poos rex

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Please dont hurt my pubby :(

Nerve gas rex

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Faggot ifone user...rext

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Liberals pets attack rex

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could be Surströmming. Rotten fish in a can.

If you calm the animal down then kill it in an instant, the meat will taste much better.
t. us army ranger school.

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Almost

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Street smarts 101. Watch hands as he opens door. Hiding prints. Should have shot his nigger ass. Rex

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Deer have few teeth apparently. It takes them forever to chew a few bites.

Street smart fella. Nigger rex

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Just go to my profile and click "Send message"
It's not that hard.

Pack sticks together fuck niggers rex

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This is fascinating. He´s been electrocuted all the time, but from 0:08 to 0:10 the electricity enters in the knee and gets out in the ankle. The second he touches the water, electricity gets a new path from his knee to the left wrist, and since this path goes through the heart, he immediatly dies.
If he had knew any physics, he would have stand up and survived.

That guy was just taking a walk, then everyone jumped him for some reason.

Fuck bikes!

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i dont get it, did drunk girl get thrown out and disappear?

Medfag here... Shut the fuck up with this fake news. Nigger got hit by nerve gas!! Faggit

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He looks like he gets shat on all the time?

The one with the salute seems to be selling well.

Ameribetus stabs kid. Dad rex

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>Pants are different color + no necklace in first clip
?

Nerve gas rex

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Tiddies rex

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3 Rd world nerve gas application. They don't know when to stop...rex

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It's an accumulation of oils, carbon, etc. The man rarely cleaned or used his firearm. Now you have the truth.

Robber rext

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It's true, but the asians prefer the meat as stressed and tough as possible, that's why they put the animal in stress before killing

>see his balls above that trap
>stop the video
Fuck that shit, my balls can't handle seeing this

Roid nigger rex

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fucking retarded ass cameraman could have looked straight up instead of fallout FOV up

Not gonna lie, there were times, especially after being no date no kiss no girlfriend through college, when removing my nuts like this would have brought sweet relief.

You literally have no idea what you're talking about.

backstory actually is she was a cop off duty

Liberal interpretive dance. "We asked for Socialism and now we want to go back"

lmao

Yeah dicks are so weird and laughable he?

Nah

Rext

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Cell tech rex

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As has been said before, the duck probably had a broken wing or something and they put it out of it's misery. I think a family father with his friend in a public golf course doesn't go around killing ducks for fun.

>dog shows up
>dog see's retard lying on the road
>dog looks both ways
>dog waits for traffic
>dog steppin

Damn. Rext cawk to this azn

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Wood rex

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Nigs rext

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at least he didn't get hit by a car

no

I hope they stoned that guy to death

She is a cop.

retarded ass motorcyclist. I hope he got found at fault and lost his license.

Cry faggot

That gif is from Arsenic and Old Lace.

Marry me gul

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Red Robin isn't very good.

yeah thats not a radiation suit its just a standard tyvek suit. He's wearing it because he's removing pigeon nests and you can get same crazy diseases from ratbirds

a duck with a broken wing can live just fine.

That's a whole lot of mental illness

Wake up wipipo..

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Rex

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