Ask a psychology student whatever

Why would you take phychology?

Delet this thread jannies, this asshat hadn't answered a single question

Why is Jungian teaching not better known?

How much cock do you suck?

Jung's ideas led to advancements in modern psychology but his theories were unscientific and deeply rooted in the occult. Same with Freud.

why not psychiatry so you can make 250k a year instead of 50k a year?

Is watching my gf jack of our dog while I fuck her normal behavior?

why are you posting pictures of a preserved brain? your fuck ass doesn't have to take anatomy to major in psychology.

betting pre-requisite classes, still in undergrad

Your science is BS.
Psychiatrist is serious.
A sociologist should practice, not you.
You’re either gay or a woman.

psychiatric nurse practitioner student here : id slap most with some form of disassociative disorder on most of us

pretty good actually

as much as you

true

not my parents money, and it is better than no degree

sure

what?

what do you think?

you cant make a diagnosis of Yea Forums since it is not a person, but there is a lot of people that are asocial and antisocial in here, look the difference. plus, we do not study sociology, however my personal opinion is that communism is utopia, and it cannot work better than capitalism, although it is not the perfect system

it helps to understand people and yourself, I don't see myself giving therapy

boii

Why does happiness exist? (I already know the correct answer.)

Why does consciousness exist? (I already know the correct answer.)

>Ask a psychology student whatever
Why do you let Women's Studies exist in your professional sphere?

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what's your degree, anons?

Go to bed skylar

Every psychology student I've ever met got into the subject because their brain was fucked. What is your damage?

this plus he believed in magic

none, are unsure of your sexuality?

that is for doctors since they use medicines, expensive.

probably not normal, i cant tell if it is 'good' or 'bad', just don't hurt the dog

it was to get your attention, it worked

there is a lot of question to the validity of some theories, but many of them follow the scientific method and are approved by APA, search classical conditioning

Why are you gay

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what are you running from?

Tell me about the Collective Unconscious..

Do you agree with Erikson's model of psychosocial development?

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both can only be illusions and are temporary, those answers are for the field of metaphysics

what is the difference with mans?

i probably should

crappy childhood, can confirm.

im not, sorry for yo

loneliness and be ignorant

i believe Jung was the one with that idea, I can tell you that we all have the same desires, love, recognition or power, hence all the shortcomings

psychology is a pretty solid degree. I got one and am able to find work.

A psychology degree can get you into many fields. Many psychology degrees are research based, strong with communication as well as medical knowledge.

you can have an internship in many areas.

I work in medical records and software.

if you are just a mindless drone maybe stem is the best choice. But if you are passionate about psychology you can turn the degree into something.

>both can only be illusions and are temporary, those answers are for the field of metaphysics

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in one word, No, however it is true that people have those stages in life, maybe not the ages since it depends on the person, and it is not like stairs in the stages, it is a smooth path (and my opinion does not represent all psychologists)

you kinds of people repeat the same nonsense.

psychology programs have many forms but as a general rule they are research heavy and can familiarize you with medical terminology, enhance your communication skills and often are community based.

if you make something out of it, it is worth it. but if you just want ot be on some kind of career track and do the STEM thing, then a psycho degree isn't for you. but if it appeals to you, listen to your gut and get the psych degree.

Psychiatrists hate their lives and are eyeing the neck rope each day.

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What do you think causes people to be furries? To form fursonas and grow attached and sexually attracted to these characters.

You planning to get Masters or Phd?

I've noticed that. Many case studies show individuals facing crises that are out of their stage. I still think it's helpful to understand how the concerns of individuals change throughout the lifespan.

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Have you always been gay?

How it feels to do nothing useful and get money?

It's a combination of social isolation, associations with animals, or perhaps even animal cartoons at a young age during sexual development and community encouragement and feedback.

I believe it is advanced escapism. What does a generation of young white kids have to be proud of? They are taught to hate themselves so they imagine themselves as something else. Everyone loves animals. It's not a big leap. Especially when there is an infamous community already dedicated to it.

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what do you tell someone when drugs and therapy completely fail?

It's more complex than you think and I think this is, happiness is just a bunch of chemicals, and the second one is for the the field of metaphysics not psychology

personally i only know two, and that is not the case. but Psychiatrists are into medicine, some of them were educated as if the human mind was one more sick organ and not a human itself, that can make them cold

actually yes, but into an applied form like an organization

that it is actually really helpful, search Maslow's pyramid that is kind of what he is trying to explain.

I really feel bad that there are people who think like you, plus i am not gay.

i don't get money yet, and it can be useful. I do not deny that there are many and very bad psychologists

What do you think about Jungian theories/esoteric alchemy or that sort of thing as a form of self help?

For that matter, what do you recommend for someone who can't afford therapy?

Yea Forumsros I’m an undecided major in my first year of uni and my interests are psych and English and math is my weakest subject. How fucked am I? What do I even do here.

That you won't give up on them.

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Fpbp

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How do I co-create with the Divine?

pharmd, ~$150k/yr

you have to go to med school to being in psychiatry so actually involves some brain power unlike psychology

DID, sounds like some bullshit that someone with an online NP would say

My personal opinion is that you can always do something, therapists may not be doing their work right, however, these situations are very complicated. I'm not in position to say what should be done.

in that case, self help would probably be the best way to go. if you eat junk food you become fat, it is the same way for the mind, if the only thing that goes in is trash, you cant spect many positive things to go out. that goes for tv, politics, media, Yea Forums, jokes. if it is your case, get rid of that trash, your mind gets clouded and you can't think clearly, and exercise helps a lot with mental health

i don't know...

>you cant make a diagnosis of Yea Forums since it is not a person, but there is a lot of people that are asocial and antisocial in here,

took you thousands of dollars and 4 years just to be able to come to the same conclusion every person can make.

also
>communism is utopia
yikes

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communism wouldnt work outside a fantasy story, its not just the way its done that makes it fail, as liberals like to spout, but actually its due to how humans work. A society that leaves everyone with no way of gaining higher status/wealth makes for a society of no motivation. No progress will be made and everything will fail.

you need to understand that with a single serious psychology exam, it is not enough to make a diagnosis, it is impossible to make a diagonic to two people at once or to one page

and with utopia i mean that it is great in paper, but it can't be reached in practice. sorry about that

What is the Force?

How to gf?

A hundred years of Pychotherapy for what?

its fantasy/fiction, cant exist in real world, period.

force equals mass by acceleration, 'the force' i don't know

>psychology student how should i know ? get a job, go out more, meet more people, i really don't know with this one

have a job that satisfies me? psychologists are human as well, we dont know everything

i am trying to say that. although the manifest and the capital are a fun read

how different is your front stage self from your back stage self?

No shit. Anybody could have told you that. Psychology is 100% common sense.

Do you use what knowledge you have to analyze people and talk about them behind their back?

Communism is perfect for machines. Or tiny villages in Africa with trees bearing fruit all year. Communism is, at best, stagnation. At worst, it is the extinguishing of civilization's fire.

I believe the future would best be served by some form of constitutional facism with a mixed economy. We are currently living in late stage capitalism and it's only getting worse.

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i had to read that shit as a first year, are you only now entering school?

No, us psych majors are completely incapable of doing this, as much as we tell you otherwise.Ultimately, we just like to have a degree that makes us feel smarter than everyone else. Hence this thread.

do you know the difference between 'me' and 'I' it is kind of the same, 'I' is the one that you know, at least some part, and you are kind of ashamed to recognized to yourself , and 'me' is what we show to other people. idk if that helped

you are proof that what you just said is wrong, there is more than that. you don't even know what you don't know about psychology

nope. that would be a waste of time, plus i don't think any psychologist would analyze anyone for free, especially to talk about them about their back

nice, first line restates what i said but with more autism/run around writing, second line is fantasy.

Capitalism is fine, its just we have alot of communist lazy children that do not work and make is so the true working class, and upper working class have to take the slack up. Its because of the commie ideals that our society is degrading fast.

what do you mean? I'm actually about to graduate lol

I have a friend who likes to be pissed and shitted on by his wife, however he finds being spitted disgusting. He likes being pegged by her and also likes porn with pregnant women. What is your diagnosis on this guy?.

How does it feel to work towards a useless degree?

why doesn't my gf talk to me?

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I've worked with a psychology student that would do it. I was just wondering if it was a common thing for students to do. I've also seen so called psychology students here on Yea Forums offering advice which is pretty unethical.

a diagnosis cannot be made with so little information. those actions affect his personal relationships his daily life? if not, and if his wife is okay with that, i think it is okay

better than no degree

i don't even know if this is bite

so which psychology factory you going to work at in your nearest major city?

>Why does happiness exist? (I already know the correct answer.)

Easy problem. Because of our neurochemistry.

> Why does consciousness exist? (I already know the correct answer.)

Hard problem. And no, you don't know the correct answer.

in that case it is not, or should not be. it is actually a common thing for first year students to 'try' do, and i agree it is unethical. psychologists are not supposed to give advice, even in therapy.

what is a psychology factory ?

Different user here. I know why consciousness exists: Because it can. The real question is how. Who the fuck knows lol

Hello deyeh, me ah gingo?

joke went over your head, asking how you plan on getting a job in an incredibly over saturated, under paid, high cost of entry job market.

Our capitalism is not fine. It is subverted by collectivist groups and undercut by foreign interests and foreign labor. Those elements must be removed if some semblance of the ways of our grandparents are to remain.

Sounds like a Communist. Get him a helicopter ride stat.

what the fuck is won't with people with anxiety and why can't they just calm the FUCK down sometimes?

I've been going to the doctor and therapy for depression for 7 months now, been through a few different medications, vit D supplement, and i feel like things arent really getting any better. idk what to do or think about any of this. Recently thoughts of wanting to die have been happening which they never had before. idk what to do because it doesnt seem like its working and it might be getting worse. wtf am i doing wrong, or supposed to do?

Here’s a thought I’ve had in relation to communism. If true communism is ever achieved then the concept of personal property is basically abolished in the attempt to reach true equality. If that’s the case then technically no one would actually own their own bodies as that’s a claim of ownership of personal property, and as such I could effectively kill someone and there isn’t anything to be recognized as being damaged or destroyed. There is no property and as such what did I actually do there wrong or destroy and who exactly in a stateless society is going to carry out any form of retaliation or punishment dealing with my destruction of a non recognized concept?

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you don't even know half of it, boy i am not form the us, english is not my first language, what can you expect? knowing that, i think that is is a good thing to work in something that you enjoy, money comes and goes

it is not in their control, do you have control of the next thought that will come to your head, it is the same, but they feel anxiety about it.

Try to exercise, I really can't help you for not knowing your whole story, but the fact that you want to get better is a good thing. try new thing (healthy things) I've been there, it seems to be no way out, but it is a temporary thing. you probably cant see it now. talk to you therapist about this, or ask him/her about getting another one. keep it up.

where's the toilet

urgent

How do I deal with almost dying?
I was driving earlier and made a retarded mistake (wrong direction in a one-way), didn't notice for like 3 seconds and the 4 lanes of cars were all like 300 feet down the road and my gf yells OH MY GOD THIS IS A ONE-WAY!!! so I turned right into some offshoot road but holy shit. Even if I didn't die in a head-on crash, if any cop saw that shit I'd be fucked worse. I feel like shit right now because of how dumb that was. I'm gonna go jack off.

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>...and it is better than no degree
o my sweet summer child, no it is not.

>happiness is just a bunch of chemicals
if you're doing this materialist "muh dopamine/serotonin" oversimplification, you can oversimplify consciousness as being an arrangement of firing neurons too. as well as everything else being a meaningless arrangement of protons, neutrons, electrons.
it's black science man tier

If your discomfort goes for more than week, that i doubt it, try talking about with people that you trust. That was 'just' a mistake. Be careful?

If you reach fifty, I hope you can say the same

This. All psychiatric 'medicine', is kike infested quackery. They don't know shit and can't cure shit, never will. It's a money maker and in the worst possible way. Taking money from desperate people, with the full knowledge you aren't helping one tiny bit.

people do get better. you are right until a certain point, they may not know shit, but they have good intentions, at leas of the good ones, i am not into psychiatric it is a very different thing than psychology

I hate it when my friends like same stuff as me

I wouldn't call myself a psychology student when I'm only in psych 101.

This is an unethical place.

BPD nigga

why do i have power fantasies every day?

Thank you.

So how long have you wanted to kill yourself?

Why didn’t you do an actually STEM course instead of being a glorified counsellor?

in the end they are all useless except for (insert something here) engineering

Do you eat like other humans do or are you like sub race

If I know I can’t handle the truth, why do I still want it so badly?

>medicine is useless
Yeah because every single person in the world won’t at one point be under the care of a doctor lol

Is Jurassic Park the best novel-based movie to watch for a compulsive mythomaniac with attention issues who also loves introvertive dogs?

>>you doing psychology research
>>me flipping a coin

I'll have more accurate results than you.

astrology has more credibility

>words from a brainlet

What the fuck is up with that brain?

Jung uber alles

Why?

What do you think are the psychological underpinnings of the mass shooters?

Why is Jordan Peterson such a gigantic faggot?

what is it called when someone is traumatized by a negative experience but then rationalizes that, that specific experience is a positive thing and starts trying to relive that experience

like for example fighting and getting hurt, or some sort of sexual event that initially is awful but then you develop some weird fetish for it