A celeb thread for all the thoughts you lost in your dreaming haze

whatcha want, whatcha need
hit me up I gotcha mayne
m.youtube.com/watch?v=gaeg2W_dyIY
I probably have

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That all anons could live in peace and harmony, then I woke up and realized how fucking ridiculous that shit was.

You might wanna seek some help brosef.

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>lil wyte
Alright, that's actually you, that's your rap name. Admit it.

Hey, now. Anything's possible, you just have to believe.

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Same but it was a school bus and hotsauce

and can I choose again, if I should lose the reason?

youtube.com/watch?v=D5JX4-zZbiY

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Yes! melissa is so beautiful

Better switch to bbq sauce

I like you, muchly.
youtube.com/watch?v=-n8Vqin2H34

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I-I-I-I-I-I-I know m-many m-men want w-what I-I h-have...

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Probably for the better.

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I am not going to work anymore. I will kill them. :]
I will not go to work anymore until I am happy.

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Would u want Ariel Winter to sit on your face??

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I will cut their necks. :]

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No killing anyone, precious. I don't need you getting yourself in trouble again.

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suck it up faggot we all gotta work

God yes

Y-You s-see w-w-when y-y-y-y-y-you have a-a beautiful c-celeb w-w-woman y-y-y-y-y-y-you see h-h-h-h-h-h-how many m-men w-want t-t-to have w-what y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-you have...

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Only if she was full of fresh BBC cum that I could lick out.

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it began as a mistake

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W-Why d-d-do s-so m-m-m-m-m-many men want t-to p-p-punch me i-i-i-i-in the face a-and t-take a-away m-m-m-m-my girl...

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I'll be good.

Yes. But I will kill them if they complain. I will cut their necks. I bring my knife with me. I will slash their throat.

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nope. I do gotta go see papí tho lol.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=2pwZ_569G7k

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Becuase your shit is old and you are a faggot

My life is worth nothing. :]
I will slash their throat. :] I will be happy then

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Huge

fantastic.

yes do it :)

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We backing this play niggy?

:] It is a shame, that they are alll already used up and old. . :] It will be good though.

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Do a flip

Your life is worth plenty.

I don't understand, but I can pretend that I do. The situation is under control.

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the last two books I read both find redemption in the final paragraph and that does me no good

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So nothing come out of Debby Ryan's hack?

I feel so sick and wish I could just sleep
youtu.be/qKudcioxaLI

not me though

Elle is so adorable

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How come you can't sleep? Just the sickness, keeping you awake?

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imagine just sitting near her perfect body.

youtu.be/YyYkK3FSJRk

Partially, but I fell asleep as soon as I got home from work for like 4-5 hours, so I'll be up half the night probably.

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This just proves what I've always said to people, really. Naps are the enemy.

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I-I-It m-m-m-m-m-m-must b-be a p-pain f-for the m-m-men who know th-th-they w-will n-never g-get a-a-a girl l-like V-Vics...

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>Elle is so adorable
I can only agree

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T-T-They s-s-s-send h-h-her s-so m-m-m-many s-s-s-social m-m-media c-c-compliments..

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It's kinda crazy how hot she is

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I-I-It's i-i-i-i-interesting a-a-a-a-a-a-as h-her m-m-m-man t-t-t-to r-r-r-r-r-r-r-read...

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youtu.be/Ny05_-EV90I
>why do you cry when you know how the story ends?
>if only we were brave enough to live the lives we stole, what a wonderful world this could be

Naps are misunderstood, like all of us. This one was beyond necessary, and now I get to catch up on either reading or documentaries since I can't sleep. It's not all bad. Maybe play guitar for a bit before my roommate gets back, since I won't want to wake him up

I suspected you might agree :3

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It's sad that she's just an Instagram celebrity now

she's incredible. and plus she can impersonate any girl you have a crush on.

youtube.com/watch?v=_LMzhkzb3ww&list=OLAK5uy_k6_1mG6XVLkpcRbo-U2VYEVAfbVtD3fJ8

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She should get every acting role on earth, shes so pretty

I-I know m-m-m-m-m-my V-Vics h-h-h-has i-i-i-important th-th-th-things t-t-to d-d-do, l-like k-kicking u-u-u-u-u-u-up a-a swirl o-of water, a-and i-it's u-u-u-u-up t-t-t-o a-a-a-a-a beta l-l-l-like m-m-m-m-m-me, h-her k-kept m-m-m-man, t-t-to check o-on h-her m-messages w-while s-she has fun...

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Read better books

Insta sluts earn millions too

Very true

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say a good one and I will read it

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This, but unironically.

I understand naps perfectly. They are the enemy. If you want to be awake at a time when you're able to catch up on things you wouldn't usually be able to catch up on, what you do is, you simply don't sleep.

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Little Women

I don't think so

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Lady Chatterley's Lover

What genre then

I have read his sons and lovers, I don't think I care to read another
I don't know, I thought you were having fun

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Anything by Robin Hobb.

youtu.be/-MpvIjaFu_k
>It's true I used to try, but then I gave up;
>I learned it doesn't really matter, what I do ain't enough
>To appease or to please, all my well-meaning deeds seem to all go up in smoke

>And every time I'm looking through these smoke filled skies
>I wonder what she's doing, why I volunteered to die
>But tonight I will fight for my life so I might see my wife again

suggestions pls, any genre except romance, kek.

That's only because you've trained your body to believe that sleep is the enemy. Me on the other hand, everything I do is to get more sleep. Work hard so I can sleep, travel and get jet lag to spend more time sleeping. Sleep is a friend. Also, book suggestions? All I read is either a physics book or sci-fi, I need to broaden my horizons.

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Blood Meridian

Joe Abercrombie books.

Altered Carbon Trilogy.

Straight up Slaughterhouse-5

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I'm tired _)__)((((((((()_______

Chop my cock off for a sexy bd

I don't really like fantasy, sorry
I actually have a copy I haven't read yet, maybe I will make it after my next two
all the best books are romance....but if you insist is good, or I like god bless you, mr. rosewater better

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Different strokes for different folks, as they say. And I wouldn't want to recommend anything to you without having a more specific sense of what you respond to, but as a general start, if you haven't read the Book of the New Sun, you need to.

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good idea

Yeah read Blood Meridian. I would recommend All The Pretty Horses and The Crossing too but to a lesser extent

I bought way too much beer :/

thanks user. I will see if I like blood meridian before I commit to any more. maybe I'll move it up to my next one since I don't have to buy it

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youtube.com/watch?v=NRBigmP4Cm4

I more meant books that are straight-up romance novels. I'm fine with a love interest, I just don't like books that are only about love

True true. I haven't ever read that, I'll give it a look.

read it and loved it c:

I'll check both out, I feel like I've heard good things about altered carbon

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Where my lonely drifters at?!?

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IDK what you mean by that but I would sure like to force it into those lips

lol no clue why it tagged pix's post but w/e

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youtu.be/oJ25rfGCDjk

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well maybe for whom the bell tolls or a farewell to arms, depending on whether you'd prefer hope or despair

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I've been meaning to read more Hemmingway for a while. I think the only thing of his that I've read was The Sun Also Rises, although that was years ago at this point

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Holy moley

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Holy Moley yourself with those Upton tits

Uptits*

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So what if I cry myself to sleep every night?

Fuck off

Post nuds

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I've only read the two I say and old man and the sea, but they are all among my favourites....I should read that one soon too

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I want to eat kit Kat crumbles off those heavy hangers

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good pic but wtf she doin deez daze

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drugs and "music", aka banging music producers

That one is about a WWI expat, but I get the impression a lot of his works are about that, kek

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Kum fir Kloss

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I wish that grass was my face.

lol it's a bit more intricate than that but essentially yes

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:3

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where does that one take place?

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Night.

Paris, I think? Like I said, it's been years since I read it. The main character basically is a vet who is trying to cope with his dick not working any more because of some unspecified war reason (not sure if PTSD or it got blown off, or what)

The man stuck to what he knew, I can respect it lol

Nighty night qt Pix

I get it. Kind of.

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The fuppa that launched a 1000 ships :3

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Sweet dreams

Isn't she great?

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I would sell my soul to Satan to ravage TayTay for 100 billion years. It be mushy :3

only one "p" in FUPA, it stands for Fat Upper Pussy Area

I'd rather she ravage me desu

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The extra P is for playful :333

I love you user

of the two I say, one is of an american medic in WWI in italy, the other of an american soldier in the civil war in spain. both I'd say are most important as love stories though

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Love you too, TayFren. Hope you're having a nice day! :)

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So thick. I'd love to fuck her

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based and pusspilled

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I want to push VJ down that Guillermo Rogerebert Polygon staircase

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that's gravity

Perfect Mammarios

Oooooooooh

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Fuck off

Well, I'll give them a shot regardless

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Baby, baby stick your head in gravy, wash it out with bubble gum and send it to the navy

m.youtube.com/watch?v=dBFW8OvciIU

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Hugh Hefner has been dead almost 2 years

;___;

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Fuck on

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qt

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youtube.com/watch?v=rEXhAMtbaec

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Required to nutt

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I have to go now, but next time you will tell me some of your favourites, yes?

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Hooked and I can’t stop starin’

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Excellent small titties

Those beautiful eyes 0____o

are bras expensive?

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yes

That bitch is like 9 TayTay's wide!

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I love you user!

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Top tier

you're too kind

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Queen of everything!! Gotta have more

Suck my soul, sexy semen demon!

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Checked. I want to blow on that Kiki pinwheel :3

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dassa good tune tbh.

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kiki 2 qt

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I need to smooch a sexy Kiki

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Fuck...

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I-I know I d-d-don't deserve her...

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nigga you do

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of course you do

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jesus

How does she pee with all that string?

next time!

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pretty sure thats all props, she can just slide that shit down at will

you tell him chad

Millie?

checked

any feet posters?

Mommy Big Jugs =D

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why?

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Because why not? She's a fucking cutie

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tfw chad doesn't have you added on disc even though he's one of your favorites

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no she isnt

This might do

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Ask C or dadfu or chad

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those fags all suck

for sure

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If you're gonna impersonate him, at least get the filenames right

It’s not fair that someone will actually get to cum on her face in their lifetime

Probably already have

i kno right

make me

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Don't steal that one anons schtick

dont tell me what to do I can fucking post neeners if I want

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I made a girl cry once when I came on her face. She thought I was pissing on her

I'm gonna eat her shoes

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It's going to be ok, user

kek x2

I made my ex wife mad because I deliberately got it in her eye

Just don't use a funnel next time, and you'll have plausible deniability

Did she take your house and all your money?

Nope, not even the cat

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who you
nigga frick u

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That's awesome

I want to kiss this sexy Barbara everyday

who you is the real question

babs is a sexy

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I definitely need to bust a nut to her

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A-As y-y-y-you c-can s-s-see i-it's V-V-Vic w-w-w-w-w-w-who is th-the o-one th-th-that c-c-c-calls th-the s-shots...

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Nein

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sadboi time

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should always have a healthy diet of busting nuts to kim

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Fuck vanilla wow
I'm going back to drunkenly posting Brinas

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Shaddap bish

At least 3 a day Kim needs all the cum

Palest legs known to man

As it should be
White is right

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kys

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thats some dedication

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Dat bod

Those some tits

morning

I got up to the barrens than realised I can't be fucked to do all the grinding so I'm going back to FFXIV

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>a sexy Barbara will never look lovingly at my dick like a bowl of Frooty Pebbles

;______;

they deserve the love

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Lots of love....

Different race/zone, but that's about where I am too
Die and can't fucking rez because 3-4 mobs immediately swarm on you
It's such a shitty game
Niggas need to take off their fucking nostalgia glasses
Nice Laura tho
I'd play her game

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I don't think it's that bad if you have the patience
but it's a bit too grindy even for my tastes
I totally get the appeal tho I just got burned out
I'd also probably play Laura's game if it was good

I need to give them more love next thread

I'm so fucking bloated and I just realized I've never worn a hat :/

what an odd thing to say

it's not odd

A carwash was someone's lazy investment and I stand up fully to wipe my ass :/

...

I hike one leg up all the way

here u go

I walked in on a friend wiping his while sitting on the toilet. I didn't want to know