Could you survive a year without electricity?

could you survive a year without electricity?

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If you have the knowledge to make tools and fire, anyone can survive. On that show naked and afraid, there was a fatman that survived for 30 days with little to no food. He lost nearly 50 lbs doing nothing while his lady partner dropped out after week 2.

you sidestepped the question. i asked if Y O U could survive. can't even answer a simple question on the internet. pussy. you would be dead in a week, and i would loot your shit.

I know basic survival skills, and how to make fire, and have lots of outdoor/camping equipment, but I've never hunted.
So finding food would probably be my biggest problem.

/k/ommando//out/itst reporting in
Clearly. I do so recreationally on the reg

I'd be naked and dead. All you'll be able to loot is my boipussy. But I won't complain if you don't.

Absolutely not. My eyesight is for shit... I need electricity to be able to see to put in my contacts. And without electricity I can't wash my hands... I hate being sticky. Plus, I love me some interwebs, showering, AC, my phone, TV, music. Fuck a year... If the juice goes out for a week, I'm swallowing a pistol.

My family are all skilled trades, engineers, gun nuts, and preppers. I'm still going to school but they have accumulated enough shit to support a large number of people.

Yes.

It’d Be hard, especially in the beginning, but I feel like eventually I’d get my stuff together and be able to make it.

I could survive a year without electricity, easily.

Only faggot who need the internet and a fucking cell phone charged constantly would die.

I'd plant some more veggies, jerk off to old memories, maybe read a book or something.

That year wold pass fast as fuck just jerking off and eating tomatoes.

>I hate being sticky.
Kek

With that attitude you'd be dead in a week you filthy rotten cunt.

do you have a tip for the rest of us?

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easy, look at the hamish's, they live for centurys...

>water is generally more important than food
>sun always rises in east( you'll never be lost more than a day if you keep that in mind)
>the northstar is slightly off north, but close enough
>single shot12ga+adaptors means you'll always have something that'll shoot mostly any ammo you can find if SHTF
>unless you live innadesert it makes more sense to carry some water and a survival straw than a shit ton of water

Yes.
>ranch kid reporting in
Gimme some rounds for a firearm and an axe. Not a problem.

yes

Yeah probably.

Hell, dude, just imagine the hoards of people in urban and suburban environments. Most of them would starve in place for a while then go raid the country. It would be like so many zombie movies.
I'm definitely not a country boy, but I think I know enough that I could live in solitude without electricity for a year. But raid parties of starving niggers and hipsters would eat through the ammo too quickly, unless they start going full on Ork on their dead when the raids fail.

but how do i find myself?

idk but this is what the jews have been planning for many years, an electrical grid "act of terror"

>idk but this is what the jews have been planning for many years
Don't forget to take your meds

when it happens, they'll be blaming one of three factions; NK, Russia or least likely isis

People have lived for a long time before electricity was harnessed. It's a fairly new technology history wise. Some will adapt and some will die if all power was lost for a very extended period of time. A simpler time is probably what most people need nowadays so they don't go crazy and do stupid things.

By being /out/ for at least a week

Hell yes can you American turds

>naked and afraid
The show is completely staged.

does your 3rd world country barely have electricity as is or something

Yea. Canned food is easy to get and lasts a few years. Fires are easy to start.

No, how else am i supposed to pay for my rice?

i can and will if needed(been camping since i was maybe 5-6 yrs old) but im afraid of all the phonezombies that will go berserk when going offline is mandatory and no more likes r recieved. i believe they will find me, kill me and eat me. probably rape me

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>without electricity I can't wash my hands...
This makes me wonder how you wash your hands, user. I do it the old-fashioned way using soap and water, or just water, if soap is absent. You must be into some next-level shit.

Also, electricity exists even if it doesn't come out of the wall or batteries. No living thing could survive--or could ever have been--if electricity didn't exist.

nope, thankfully a gun to the head doesn't need battery's

Probably not. I don't have any survival skills and I'm dependent on antidepressants and need my CPAP machine to sleep. I'd be a sick, weak wreck within days.

maybe we need an electrical purge every 5 years to thin the herd of useless cunts.

It's Friday night and you're sitting on Yea Forums talking about "thinning the heard" you're a useless cunt just like the rest of us.

then all the convicts would escape prison

i can't even imagine. i've been /in/ my whole life. where to even begin.

don't change the subject user.

i've been [Home] my whole life.

life itself is prison
>justrandomthoughts

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Sure but it would suck.

Sure. I got a fuckload of books I’d like to read, some reread.
No office work means I’d switch to hunting and farming full time. Trade game and produce for other goods.
That’d be spiffy.

>Walk to fast food places for food.
>Use taxis for transportation.
>Do dumb shit for fun.

How do you think the Amish do it? Their justification is that THEY’RE not using electricity, someone else is.

No.

I got all of these down but a full year would still be tough. Never underestimate nature

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No.
This is why I got a small backup battery

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>implying I have a constant electrical source
>implying I don't have to constantly go down to the river, gather water, bring it back, and pour it into my little watermill
>little watermill begins spinning
>powers up PC long enough for me to reply to your post
This process takes a long time and I do not have much time so I must choose my words carefully so as to not lose my chance:
OP is a faggot.
>no we could not survive without electricity this is Yea Forums

probably not, but if i did at least my fat ass might finally lose some weight

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yea, thats the one.

you fatty's would make for a nice stew

Yes without a doubt,

i'll just bulk up to 500lbs before and then go on a strict cut for the whole year

Never eat junk food.

I make my own electricity. No need to go without

No, you don’t.

Yes I do

It's easy

we might just slow cook you over a smoldering pit till your meat dries out, then tear of the golden bark for a snack.

Yes, provided I don't have to hunt or gather my own food. If that's the case, give me a year to learn and I could do it.

Given the right tools yeah EZ

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hell ya. we will survive

>i read a book
>good to go for the apocalypse

Unless you actually spend hundreds of hours out in the wilderness actually applying that information, you'll be dead real quick too.

someones sad they are not part of the book club

it says "JOHN 'LOFTY' WISEMAN" not "BEAR GRYLLS"

yeah, user missed that thursday evening

REKT

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So then you know not to guzzle your own piss.

Unless that's what gets you hard, in which case, it's fine.

Given time to prepare, I could probably last a long while and in relative comfort. If I absolutely HAD to, my strategy would be to just buy a piece of land, a cabin and just go into town for supplies. It would be a little boring, but whatever.

But I guess I have to ask what you mean exactly by "without electricity". See, when I go into town, I'd probably just buy stuff with my credit card. And THAT uses electricity, as does the town itself. And I'd need to borrow a phone to do my banking. Is that cheating in some way?

What I couldn't do, though, is do my job as a programmer, so I'd have to just live off of my passive income streams. But living innawoods would be cheaper than what I do now, especially with no power bill, so I'm sure I'd be fine. Or maybe the cabin could come with batteries and solar? Would that also be cheating?

Questions, questions.

we got a real life keyboard warrior here.

Well, they have trained ALL of their people in arms, combat and survival, so lets see...

Without electricity. No cameras no lights everything would be chaos. The race war would go down. Libtards would be culled off. Ww3 would happen.

I'll hit the fuck out of you with this here keyboard. After that, I'm out of options.

it would be hard not watching porn.

Without internet id finally learn the guitar id get a gf and a job.

Yep

>playing a non-electric guitar
>getting a girl

Pick one.

women like men with electricity.

There's no need to ever be without. I'm downloading PMVs & shitposting with solar power right now

they're called vibrators

Hell yes I can, I watched enough Bear Grills to survive all the time.

Can and have. Got family in the mountains that have been away from society as a whole for a while and they've taught me enough to survive without it.

Fucking your cousin wasnt survival training user

You haven't seen her snatch.

u mean his taint

Oh right, yeah. After being on this board so long, you forget the difference.

bro I would kill myself if I actually had to wash all my clothes by hand, that shit takes an eternity and it's not even worth it.

well, if the cells dont open automatically when the power goes out, i think that problem will solve itself ;)

Show me on the doll user

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Nah man, my cousin was fuckin me. His dick's pretty thick but not as long as I'd like it to be :/

I have
>2 years of non-perishable food
>access to clean water
>redacted number of firearms
>multiple first aid kits and a stockpile to replenish them
>a stockpile of antibiotics for livestock (also works for people, it's literally just penicillin)
>a wood stove
Literally the only thing that would change for me is I'd no longer get to shitpost here.

Good luck with that, faggot.
7 proxies.

No, you don’t.

Without electricity?
Yeah, sure. The hot water doesn't rely on electricity and even though the furnace won't work winters are mostly pretty mild here and I have a fireplace that can take a wood stove for cold snaps.
Good thing I like doing crafts and other projects by oil lamp already.

N E R D

U MSD?

so fucking insecure lmao

Try one day first. Just 24 hours innawoods