Whats her name again?

Stroke face?

soon

dont you dare soil that mans name in my house

Her name is "frumpy bitch who thinks she looks cool by emoting like a block of wood."

I'll take everything back if you tell me about your DMT experience

I don't know, Down Syndrome?

So me (17) and my small group of friends had this friend. He was an old guy, 70 when I met him. And let me tell you this guy was cool as fuck. Everyone from his past had died or moved far away. Besides us he had no one. We'd go over to his house and listen to classical rock, play domino's, get stoned, and we'd occasionally trip with him when we could. He was from the army and he loved acid. He liked to drink too. Always 2 shots of cheap vodka in a glass of ice water. And don't ask me man, I couldn't drink that shit of I got paid. But Ron was a good guy, fuck he was a great guy. He fit right in with my little group of teenagers. Maybe he was lonely, idk but he always seemed happy when we were there. A few months back he fell, hurt his hip really bad. Had to quit drinking, but didn't. We tried to convince him. It took his liver almost failing him for him to finally stop drinking. But he was an alcoholic and the withdrawals are what I think got him. After he quit drinking he always had a cigarette in his hands. He could barely hold himself up right in his chair last time I saw him. Then he got put into hospis. The day befor he left was the last time I saw him. He couldn't keep track of a conversation. He kept falling asleep in his chair. He couldn't hold his pipe by himself. We promised him we'd come see him. He was so scared. Then he left. We found his nursing home. The day we were going to go see him he passed. I don't think I'll ever forgive myself for putting it off. I miss him so much already.

Francine Fishpaw

Lorde

Jacqueline Kennedy

Billie Joel if I'm not mistaken

Björk for normies

The unironic RYM core of this year, not my opinion tbh fam

KUZCOOOOOOOOOOOooooooo

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Doors Desk
Concern Crying

Coal Burner

William Eyelash

Billy the Eyelash

nigger loving skank whore

Belly illish

Billish Weasley

Bella delphine

Willy Stylish

Alright then, picture this if you will:
10 to 2 AM, X, Yogi DMT, and a box of Krispy Kremes, in my "need to know" pose, just outside of Area 51. Contemplating the whole "chosen people" thing when just a flaming stealth banana split the sky like one would hope but never really expect to see in a place like this. Cutting right angle donuts on a dime and stopping right at my Birkenstocks, and me yelping... Holy fucking shit! Then the X-Files being, looking like some kind of blue-green Jackie Chan with Isabella Rossellini lips and breath that reeked of vanilla Chig Champa, slowly made its descent out of the butt end of the banana vessel and hovered above my bug-eyes, my gaping jaw, and my sweaty L. Ron Hubbard upper lip and all I could think was: "I hope Uncle Martin here doesn't notice that I pissed my fuckin' pants." So light in his way, like an apparition, he had me crying out, "Fuck me. It's gotta be Deadhead Chemistry. The blotter got right on top of me. Got me seein' E-motherfuckin'-T!" And after calming me down with some orange slices and some fetal spooning, E.T. revealed to me his singular purpose. He said, "You are the Chosen One, the One who will deliver the message. A message of hope for those who choose to hear it and a warning for those who do not." Me. The Chosen One? They chose me! And I didn't even graduate from fuckin' high school.

Dale Dan Tony

Does it matter?
Bleeds, ready for it

Bilbo eyelash

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Would u rather fuck her or this

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wtf do you think you fag?

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Tigole Bitties

damn you can tell she really wants to show off those sweater puppies

she said she will show off her body in music videos when she turn 18