I like the part of the movie where Die Hard said, "yee haw mother fuckers!"
I like the part of the movie where Die Hard said, "yee haw mother fuckers!"
I like the part of the movie where Star Wars said, "I'm your dad."
I like the part of the movie where Jaws said, "You need a boat."
I like the part of the movie where Wizard of Oz said, "This isn't Kansas."
I like the part of the movie where Kindergarten Cop said, "Who is your progenitor and by what means does he generate financial income?"
It's not cancer!!
I'll come back later.
The parts where he quoted the Koran were hilarious
God I hate these threads. This isn't funny.
I like the part where Matrix said, "I can fight".
Hurry! Get to the whirlybird!
Prolapse
that might be your way of thinking, lad
like a fart in the wind
When Alien said "Shoo! Go away! Git!"
I like the part when Titanic said "I am the King of Earth!"
I like where Platoon said "isn't he sleepy?"
thats no panetoid, that's an artificial satellite
I liked the part when Dick Kickem said
"It's time to chew ass"
I like the part in apocalypse now where he says 'i love the smell of napalm'
I like the bit in Starwars where he says -use your force, Luke
I like the part of the show where Family Matters angrily screams, "Steven, my neighbor!"
"I'm sorry, there is a lot of noise in this office building. Can you show me the money?"
I like the part of Home Improvement when Mr. Toolman says "Excuse me, sir?"
I like the part of Different Strokes when Kevin Hart says, "Can you clarify, Willis?"
Soylent green.... is FUCKIN' DELICIOUS
>the absolute fucking state of Yea Forums
Isn't summer over yet?
Thank you, sanitary engineers!
Am i responsible for this?
I loved it when the punisher said, "and anyone who cuts in line, I will call him many names until he feels bad"
Your mother sucks cocks in heck!
Excuse me ma'am, your door is broken.
No, not my favorite door!
very funny but i'm pretty sure die hard said, TIPPECANOE AND TYLER TOO motherFuckers
Nanny machines, son.
Alright, let's start sucking each other's dicks.
I appreciate the invitation, but I don't want to be #metoo'd.
Eh... We're alright, I guess.
Come on, Scoob...
Would you do it under threat of torture at a CIA black site?
Well PARDON ME, kingsdottir
I'm sorry, Jetson...
You know how this market is, and we're all having to make cutbacks... You've been a great employee and a great friend, but...
Look, it pains me to do this, but we're going to have to let you go.
I'm more than willing to provide a positive recommendation. I wish you the best, Jetson!
Fapping and dabbing with doo-doo!
POW POW
POW MY BUNGHOLE!
Move it, you oblate-spheroid head!
I'm not locked in here with you!
Look, the door is unlocked.
The ranger wouldn't like it, Yogi.
No, I prefer my solid form!
To be, or not to be, that is the question
I like the part of the movie where Superman said, "Your momma has just been stabbed in the head."
"Whoa... Deja Vu."
"What did you just say?"
"Oh, it's just a french phrase I learned. I heard it in my world cultures class."
"It's a bird!"
"It's a plane!"
"It's... HEADING FOR THE WORLD TRADE CEN-"
in blackest night
and brightest day
why the fuck
is the original gay?
Want Porn? Hentai? Gore? Politics? Music and Art disc?
It’s all right here:
/dX32gqn
"Nobody expects it... Like a beautiful chick that has a penis"
This town is like a great big woman, just waiting to get respected and treated right
I need your boots. Where did you get them, H&M? Were they on-sale?
im robert cop and its time to stop
I ate a burger with some baked beans and some nice candy
Hello, my name is Daisy.
Cheers, old fart!
That shit had me at "word up dog"
I'm getting REAL tired of your shit, Bert.
I live my life 1 kilometer at a time
-smokey and the bandwidth
I liek diehard. Eh greets mr. johnson and doesn’t afraid of anything.
I love that part in the 500 where Gerard Depardieu says "THIS IS SPARTACUS!".
"Do or do not. There is always a time to try."
- Gandalf
one of my favorites
I like the part in rush hour when jun tao says 'no problem... It's just rush hour'