Ask a Schizophrenic anything

Ask a Schizophrenic anything.
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How bad is your schizophrenia? I mean sure your posting on Yea Forums so you're probably not to bad, but how bad is it? Sorry if the question is sort of generic.

watch out something may jump OUT And do you in!

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>Ask a Schizophrenic anything.
2+2?

We're watching you and will find you to give you endless spaghetti

Yeh what he said

>How bad is your schizophrenia?
Well, right now it's not super bad. I'm pretty close to what you may refer to as "lucid". I can feel emotions and such, I can hold thoughts without having too much issue.
It won't last too long though, it never does.
But when it gets bad, it gets pretty bad. I can't really quantify it.
My biggest problems are typically paranoia and auditory hallucinations.
Hopefully that sort of answers your question.
>watch out something may jump OUT And do you in!
Why wouldn't it jump IN and do me out?
>2+2?
Well, numbers aren't real. So, zero.

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>We're watching you and will find you to give you endless spaghetti
Spaghetti is one of my favorite meals. Thanks, glowingbro.
>Yeh what he said
Did you just assume his gender?

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if you are lucid, it may go away! good luck

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>Well, numbers aren't real. So, zero.
wah? how high are you?

Why is Shinobu such a cute?

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>if you are lucid, it may go away!
Not may. Will.
>good luck
Thanks.
>wah? how high are you?
Not at all, unfortunately.
I'm just using a tactic called expectation subversion.
>Why is Shinobu such a cute?
Because Shinobu a cute, obviously.

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It all real, you're living a Ina simulation and you were born with a genetic mutation that let's you see the glitches in the simulation.

post pics of your feet

lol ur the crazy nigger.
>found him!

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Have you seen some disturbing hallucinations? Like humanoid/animal figures, windows and doors missing, etc?

>It all real
You know the only problem with that line of thought? If it is real, then everything else isn't.
>you're living a Ina simulation and you were born with a genetic mutation that let's you see the glitches in the simulation.
You're kind of close, but not quite right.
It's more like I can bend it. Ever bend something that's a circle? Other parts warp relative to the part that was bent. Like a rubber band pulled taught.
>post pics of your feet
That's a big negative, user.
>Have you seen some disturbing hallucinations?
Like floating disembodied heads? Or mysterious black figures that follow me? I mean like black, black too. Shadow black. Like eats the light around it, black.
Or black holes that literally eat everything? Or things that are dead but still alive?
That kind of disturbing?

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>That's a big negative, user.
why? u ugly feet?

Schizophrenic feet bro

>why? u ugly feet?
I'll leave it to your imagination.

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Maybe? I don't know what schizophrenia is like and how bad it can get with the hallucinations, I've watched a "schizophrenia simulation" but I'm guessing there's worse stuff than the TV presenter grinning at you and calling you ugly. Anything that would scare an average person, but have you seen anything that you've listed?

name 3 oddest things that you think you do

>Ask a Schizophrenic anything.
how many cocks have you sucked?

Do you also get good hallucinations? Like that make you feel happy? If yes can you talk about it?

have you met the clockwork elves?

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is your shizophrenia induced by somebody or have you developed it yourself?

>I've watched a "schizophrenia simulation"
Those can be fairly close. But, it's different for everyone who suffers from it.
>but have you seen anything that you've listed?
I've seen everything I've listed, yes. And that's only the surface of the bizarre things I've experienced.
>name 3 oddest things that you think you do
I predict things that will happen, and then they do. For example, dreaming the future. Deja Vu is part of my daily life, nearly.

I get information from places people don't expect, or even know information to exist.

Time travel.
>how many cocks have you sucked?
A grand total of, wait for it.... zero.
>Do you also get good hallucinations?
Not really.
>Like that make you feel happy?
My hallucinations don't typically illicit an emotional response.
>have you met the clockwork elves?
Elves aren't real you fool

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Man, you too. Do you just run with it or just try to medicate?

alright can you predict something for me? something that i will be able to verify

>is your shizophrenia induced by somebody
What?
>or have you developed it yourself?
Your question makes no sense.
>Do you just run with it or just try to medicate?
I just run with it. I strongly, strongly dislike medication. I don't even take Tylenol.
The only "drug" I do is ganja.

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>A grand total of, wait for it.... zero.
wow, you sound like a boring person...

Oh fuck, just naming the hallucinations you experience makes me shit bricks. How do you cope with it? Do you see that shit at night and does it scare you? Have you got used to it? Could you tell me more hallucinatiosn you've seen?
Would you be able to describe those hallucinations in greater details if you wouldn't mind?

Makes me happy to see your post over here again.

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>alright can you predict something for me?
It doesn't work like that, user. Sorry.
>wow, you sound like a boring person...
If by boring, you mean straight, then yes.
>How do you cope with it?
You get used to it eventually. It becomes normal, just like everything.
>Do you see that shit at night
Sometimes, yes. I don't have too many visual hallucinations anymore though. The stuff I listed is quite old.
>and does it scare you?
Scare? No. The only time I've ever been scared is waking up from night terrors hallucinating.
>Could you tell me more hallucinatiosn you've seen?
They're typically the same as the ones I mentioned earlier.
The only other one I can think of is bugs, and that's not all that fancy.
>Would you be able to describe those hallucinations in greater details if you wouldn't mind?
It's quite difficult to describe them in too much detail.
>Makes me happy to see your post over here again.
I'm glad you're happy.

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Family friend works with schizophrenics that tried to medicate. Didn't end well. Do you get the time warp thingy where you're doing something and lose track of time? Like being so engrossed in a simple task that hours pass.

Do you fail to accede fully into the realm of speech and language?

not the fantasy interpretation of elves the alex jones version ya knucklehead

also i dont have much of youre waifu mate sorry

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posting just to get a free (You)
have a nice thread, user!

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>Didn't end well.
That's Schizophrenia for you.
>Do you get the time warp thingy where you're doing something and lose track of time?
Yes, all the time. I don't even have to be doing anything. I can just sit motionless and time will zip by.
>Do you fail to accede fully into the realm of speech and language?
>Do you fail to accede fully into the realm of speech and language?
I think you're using accede incorrectly.
Do I fail to agree into the realm of speech and language?
I don't get it.
>alex jones version ya knucklehead
I don't think I've ever watched anything of his.
>posting just to get a free (You)
Here (you) go. Don't spend it all at once.

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>If by boring, you mean straight, then yes.
yep, sound boring enough

How do you cope? I just go on a run every morning and listen to music all the time to keep track of time.

I've read it somewhere

>Borrowing from Lacan, Jameson defines schizophrenia as "the failure of the infant to accede fully into the realm of speech and language" (Jameson 118). The schizoid neonate fails to fully acquire language, and as a result cannot individuate, because the infant must enter into a social/linguistic field to develop an ego. Jameson writes that:

schizophrenic experience is an experience of isolated, disconnected, discontinuous material signifiers which fail to link up into a coherent sequence. The schizophrenic thus does not know personal identity in our sense, since our feeling of identity depends on our sense of the persistence of the "I" and the "me" over time (119).

I can try to break it down, I'm kind of used to this kind of writing

ill take it as a no then on the elves, he describes them as extra-dimensional beings that are trying to exert control over humanitiy's consciousness by manipulating the elite and granting them limited power. its my favorite conspiracy theroy mainly because it ties Moloch in, and half bull gods and beings have been present in our consciousness since the neolithic era

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ever had lucid loli visions

also are you into conspiracy theories?

What's your medication regiment?

But did you ever have a hallucination where a door or a window vanished as if it was never there? I've heard about that.
Have you ever hallucinated anything that could be described as 'ghosts', 'aliens' and 'demons'? So you mostly only hear things? Is it just disembodied voices that insult you or is there stuff like footsteps, knocking, tapping, etc.?

I have schizophrenia, high cycle bipolar disorder, and clinical depression (not "oh I'm sad" shit, my brain actually is not very fast, causing me to feel like shit)

Nobody gives a fuck.

Fucking neck yourself.

what's it like coming out of a delusion? is it like a fake memory evaporating, or more like remembering there was no such thing in the first place?

and does a delusion build itself up piece by piece or do you suddenly realize something that will turn out not to be true?

Idk about OP, but for me it feels like cognitive dissonance.

>I've read it somewhere
He sounds like he's trying way too hard to immitate Freud.
This guy legit sounds retarded.
>extra-dimensional beings that are trying to exert control over humanitiy's consciousness
Bogus.
>ever had lucid loli visions
Nope.
>also are you into conspiracy theories?
No, most of them are stupid.>But did you ever have a hallucination where a door or a window vanished as if it was never there?
Not that I can recall, no.
>Have you ever hallucinated anything that could be described as 'ghosts', 'aliens' and 'demons'?
I've seen some ghostlike figures, I used to see demons when I was young, really young.
>Nobody gives a fuck.
That's fine.
>what's it like coming out of a delusion?
That's a really hard thing to describe with words.
It's like finding out your best friend never existed. But you still think they exist.
Best way I can put it so that it's understandable.

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peepee poopoo?

>bogus

i wouldn't be too sure i highly doubt reality is purely material, but the story itself is interesting especially if you wrap religious figures into it. Like Yahweh could be considered an extra-dimensional being trying to influence how we think and act

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>peepee poopoo?
p(you) p(you)

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Do you ever have olfactory (smell) hallucinations?

give me your shinobu folder

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>i wouldn't be too sure
You should be. Alex Jones is known for spouting bogus.
>especially if you wrap religious figures into it.
That makes it sounds even more bogus.

Now, if you'd said these "elves" were aliens from our plane of existence, just really far from here. You'd have a little bit of substance there.
But, fourth dimensional creatures that exert control over the population by giving specific people power? Come on...
A fourth dimensional creature could literally destroy everything you know in a billionth of a second. If a fourth dimensional creature wanted to control humans it would not use other humans to do so. That is just.... dumb, user.
>Do you ever have olfactory (smell) hallucinations?
They are my least common, but yes. Mostly shit like perfume, or cologne. Really strong smells like that.
>give me your shinobu folder
How about one picture?

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I need the whole thing

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>I need the whole thing
That's quite greedy of you.

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can i have a (you)?!!?
please

How does it feel to have the shittiest genetics to the point you lose all personal freedom and become an lab rat to the government to fuck with your braining using drugs

Shoo

Is attention whoring a side effect of schizophrenia?

>can i have a (you)?!!?
Enjoy.
>How does it feel to have the shittiest genetics
Still better than a nigger.
>to the point you lose all personal freedom
I've lost no personal freedom. Not sure what you're referring to there.
>and become an lab rat to the government to fuck with your braining using drugs
Again, I don't use ANY medication. None whatsoever.

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thank you for the (you) warms my heart
love you babe

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Ever tried DMT?

Are you actually diagnosed? Usually they keep the schizo's in a mental ward, atleast the ones with positive symptoms

>human animal chimeras
are real and were created at MIT in order to research better ways to grow organs for transplanting
>gay frog chemicals
also real farming pesticides leech into nearby watersheds and destroy frogs ability to reproduce forcing male frogs to switch sex and mate, the product always being another male frog. The air force also researched dousing the enemy with pheromones to incite gay orgies among them

a few of his more popular gems are actually real. Its not completely unreasonable to think he my be telling the truth in his over the top way. also im out of Shinobu here have another vampire loli

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>Is attention whoring a side effect of schizophrenia?
Nope, just a side effect of being a human.
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>Ever tried DMT?
No, but I really want to some day.
>Are you actually diagnosed?
Yeah.
>Usually they keep the schizo's in a mental ward
No they don't?
>atleast the ones with positive symptoms
That would be practically all schizophrenics...

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Schizophrenics are like modern day shamans with no context. Living windows into the other realms. Once valued in tribe societies the shamans played important roles, warding off bad spirits, taking guidance to avoid disease and poisoning etc.

>are real and were created at MIT
Take one human cell, put it in a chicken embryo. Bam you have a chimera. 99.99% chicken, 0.001% human.
>and destroy frogs ability to reproduce
>So they reproduce with other males
>Can't reproduce
>So they reproduce
I'm sorry, WHAT?

You should really stop listening to that guy. The amount of sheer stupidity in those words.

Frogs are one of the animals that can change their gender.
>Schizophrenics are like modern day shamans with no context.
I've heard this before.

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What happens when you're drunk?

Have you researched the occult at all? or ever fucked with an Ouja board?

Has any electronic device ever tried to communicate with you?

>What happens when you're drunk?
I go to sleep.
I dislike being drunk.
>Have you researched the occult at all?
A little, most people get all of that shit wrong though. I don't need to research the stuff I've seen first hand.
>or ever fucked with an Ouja board?
When I was younger, it's pretty obvious who's moving the thing.
>Has any electronic device ever tried to communicate with you?
Humans are electronic devices so, sure why not.

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Welp, I'm going to bed now, Anons.
Goodnight to anyone still lurking.

I'll leave you all with fun little video.
youtube.com/watch?v=klfOQC-fX5I

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i apologize for not explaining adequately but i already said they change their sex in order to reproduce, but only male frogs are born from a male and a sex changed male to female frog.

with the chimeras yes thats the point they add a litte bit of human dna to pig dna so they can grow better more comparable organs faster. that was the point of the research project. your point doesnt negate anything lmao. i dont listen to him persay but i look up what he talks about broadly. like sandy hook for instance. it wasnt staged, but i can understand why people think it was

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That's you, isn't it Jelly? Go back to your containment threads.

I have an insatiable need for shinobu.
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I have it too.

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