I'm a rhyming fool

You are the flour of this bread.

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nigger please, your shit is shit
you suck dick, so shut your lips
why you make me go and diss?
i'm hot as piss, don't step to this
you are dumb like girls who cum
you are boring, not so fun
you just don't know where to run
i'm blinding you like the sun

wax on, wax off
I want to go jack off
do not make me snap off
i'll smack your fucking hat off

Don't like girls huh maggot?
Bitch I knew you were a faggot.
So stupid you don't realize piss is luke warm.
My words are too much for you like your favorite trans porn.
If I'm so boring why'd you rebuke?
You're so pathetic I feel like I might puke.
The only way you're like the sun is you're piss yellow
Now go make sure you pay your pimp from blowing that last fellow.
You words don't even qualify as low tier bait.
Remember that last time you want to tussle with someone straight.

wow dude, you suck
your poetry is fucked
I just do not give a fuck
you're out of luck
you're a chicken, cluck
you act so tough, but I call your bluff

beautiful moments like these
falling to my knees
hold the water, please
I don't want my soul to freeze

Holy shit took you long enough
Your trash put me to sleep like jigglypuff
I guess you can only rhyme with fuck
No luck you weighing me down like a ruck stuck in some muck while you sit there star struck.
Keep talking shit I'll give you a slap shot since you round and black like a hockey puck.
I'm not even trying bitch I'm typing 60 words per minute while I'm rhyming.

I deliver symphonies
simply pimping these
bitches who are pimply
so easy, I can't believe
who else is ripping beats?
muthafucka it's me

Dude my moms gross you dumb nigger.
What is it with black guys and old women with a fat figure.
You're right, my rhymes aren't worth two bucks, they're worth ten.
Enough for me to get your sisters legs to open.
I already called someone a faggot stop stealing my shit.
The only reason you think I'm gay is because I can't get you off my dick.
The big bad wolf blew on some straw.
Then the nigger went to jail for breaking the law.
Lazy fuck didn't want to work what a louse.
Only nigger dumb enough to try to rob three pigs in their own brick house

poetry sucks, your rhymes are not enough, you suck
i'm hot enough, in your mom's muff, she's torn right up
your rhymes aren't worth two bucks
you eat too many food stuffs

Hey man don't distract me I'm teaching your sister kamasutra
My dicks too big when I'm done she'll need a suture
Man you're so bad you make me look like I'm from the future
I already answered your lame rhyme next time I'll have to shoot ya.

I can do poetry too, you lame faggot
now it's time to drop you like bad habits
you're weak like Raditz, so bounce like rabbits
you smell like cabbage, your mom's named Alice

(I would know because I fucked her)

This guy, lmao.

You can do poetry but you can't spit fire.
Your shit is old and fake like Mrs. Doubtfire
Hey man I respect that you're down with Dragon Ball Z
Listen up there wasn't a Super Saiyen created that could fuck with me
Also news flash rabbits don't bounce they jump
Similar to your sister when I ask her to my my cum dump.
Can we get someone in here with some creativity.
That shit is absent like a ghost, paranormal activity.

> my my

be my

Go figure a non-porn thread and can't keep it up.
All these porn addicted faggots covered in homo syrup.

roses are red
violets are blue
>Am I supposed to rhyme too?
no

boooooo

haha black people

Good thread OP
You have to go back

you're not even a problem, I was multitasking with my dick
you smell like shit, and your dad's a little bitch

(keep 'em short from now on)

Rappin on the chan like OPs a genius
No body cares, and u got a small penis
Flashing kids, screaming "hey have u seen this?"
And they all reply no because they dont have a fucking Microscrope now Gtfo

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wow, finally someone who can rap
you're still crap, you ain't got the spirit of boom bap
what's up with that? your pic is gay as shit
you let your asshole get turned into vagina lips

Gay as shit? nigga that is a paramotor
Kinda like your paraplegic mom when i motorboat her
You dads got a chode, your sister smells like a pneumonia
and this is thread is now dead, like a fish thats a floater

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Irl I’ll shoot you fam.

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Not that guy but no one is scared of niggers with guns. You can't shoot for shit. You'll be shooting be-be's with your nine mill while I'll be 600 meters away with iron sights toying with you. IRL you're the bitch, you just don't know it yet.

Thread trash cause this guy left.

Op spreads cancer all of his days. Sorting through this filth, its an endless maze. I divert my gaze but i always look back, even though old b has long since hit the sack. Yes op is gay, yes op likes cock, and is usually good for the occasional mock. But pay no attention because if you dont reply to this post your mother will die in her sleep tonight.

truly a rhymester

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I've had a lot of experience. I've been called both a creep and an asshole over the years. I've had to fight back some asshats. I've been called a faggotster by a guy in my street for no fucking reason. I've been called a rapist by some creep.
But the fucking internet? That is something else. The internet has destroyed my life.
I got an account there and I didn't know why I would care for the fucking thing so much. Its like an online world where no one cares what you say or do to a girl, you don't even say anything that you might offend her. She'll just get fucked up by another guy or something and all of the sudden she's getting all the attention. But on the internet...

I lick prolapsed rectum, it's a delicacy
I am prone to anger, hatred, and jealousy
mummy wummy drives me all the way to Wendy's
so I can stuff my face my baby face with spicy tendies