Why you don't have a girlfriend?. Be honest, user

Why you don't have a girlfriend?. Be honest, user.

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Cant really talk to girls, eventually will go to the gym

I don't have money, so I don't try.

Ex left me, been fucked up ever since. I do fine around women even gone on dates but I have no interest. Got laid in June first time in years, beautiful mix woman black/white. Idk man, I just miss my Ex. Shit sucks.

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ahaha, what a loser

I just can't devote my free time to emotionally stunted retards.

Because I have an illness and my life means more to me than anyone else.

do boyfriends count?

horrendously boring personality and over all a wierd person with zero charm and charisma. Not even having a good look helps at this point

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The hand is better.

i am that man from far in your future. it's a rough life let me tell you.

5 years in Aug. Idk, I was a boy and had a lot of growing up to do in my early 20's. So that's life for now but once my doggo passes away I'll be offing myself. As much as I think about suicide and want to get this done with I can't while he's here still so I'll tough it out for him and continue trying to make his life a happy life. I hope he makes me suffer for many more years to come and lives to be an old pupper. he's the only joy I have left in life.

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+1

Elaborate pls?

I'm just weird and I don't talk that much

i am exactly as you described. and i am very old now. every year you think your life can't get worse and it feels like a gut punch when you discover almost daily, yes it can get worse for people like us. there is no bottom it's an endless black pit that won't fully swallow you to end your misery until you've suffered more than most people will ever know is possible

Date a deaf girl

they still look for your lips to move :( if they don't see that they know you're boring

Because i'm fucking hideous and, most likely as a result of such, i have a pretty unpleasant personality...people just don't want to be around me.
That and there doesn't seem much point in trying any more. I've gone 20 years since forming an interest in females without ever having been intimate with one so after so much time i've lost any hope of ever changing that.

My wife isn't into poly relationships, and frankly the risk of fucking up a good thing is too high to make it worthwhile.

Moved back in my my father, and have no door between my room, and the room he sepends most of his time in. I also don't leave the house, aside from work. Why? Kind of in the middle of nowhere, and the bars that are around are filled with people in their 50's, nobody close to my age (25)

Exactly. I just want to off myself and be done with it but I never get that conviction to do it...I'm extremely sad that I'm still sane...why can't I lose my fucking mind already and just jump off a cliff or slit my wrists or something...

I get annoyed and bored very easily and very few women have qualities that survive past post nut clarity with me. It also doesn’t help that the woman I get along with the most is a fuck buddy of mine who’s married..

I do Ive just grown to resent her. She's really into me still and I don't want to put her through a breakup because she really is a good person. She just doesn't turn me on. I also refuse to cheat because I'm not a scum bag so over time the color has just drained from my personality and now I feel like a shell of a man

I’ve been in relationships most of my adult life. After the last one ended I decided to stay single for a while so I can enjoy being free and doing what I want.

i'm waiting for one more certain event, then i will do it. i thought for sure i had a brain tumor 10 years ago because i had highly localized pain in my head at a certain spot for several years. was hoping it was cancer and never even went to a doctor so that by the time it was too much pain for me to bear it would be to late. fucking thing went away! how can someone have something that must have been a cyst or bloodclot at the very least in their brain just go away?!

Fuck buddy > girlfriend

I am younger yes, but for how fucking long should I endure this...? I always had been hoping like, it will get better tomorrow, I am suffering cause I'm gonna achieve greatness..more pain more results BULLSHIT!!! Just let me do it and get me into an accident or something ffs universe/god/ whatever the fuck is up there...

Haven´t found a woman yet I respected.
Had plenty of flings and girlfriends but could never find, and still can´t find that woman who is interesting.

I fall in love easily but after +/- a year after the physical attraction is gone, I put my life in my work.
Why the fuck should I Listen to the daily critic of her classmates or friends?
Why the fuck would anyone say obvious things just to talk?
And yeah maybe I have used all of my long relationships to have a Masturbation device, It makes sense, cause thinking about it, I can´t even remember everybody's last name..

Will I ever find her? - Maybe
I once believed in Plato´s Missing half, so I guess everything is possible...

I have bad luck, I guess...

I tend to avoid people and social situations. I hate texting and instant messaging and i masterbate far too often.

stay strong homie and god bless ur doggo. i wish i had a doggo to keep me going without my ex

i have no social media. i have a phone but have never received a call or text that wasn't spam or rarely from my work. feels weird having a phone but never ever using it for communication

Date a chubby girl.

Because I am a 30 year old virgin who doesnt drink or use drugs and I have it in my head that I can't be with a woman unless she has the same values. I've had 3 girlfriends in the past, the first for 4 months and all we did was make out, the second for 3 years and we went as far as handjobs/fingering and the third for 7 months and we went as far as oral. The last one ended because when we got together she knew how I feel about alcohol and said she had drank twice but didn't want to anymore, but when she turned 21 (I was 24) that went right out the window and all she wanted to do was go to bars. Haven't been on a date since we split, I just got so sick of it that i put up too many walls and now I am unable to find anyone that meets my unrealistic standards and I wouldn't know what do do if I did.

Because I don't have any savings

Asking that question on Yea Forums? Probably because there aren't girls in mommy's basement and getting a gf would involve getting an education, job, and leaving the basement.

Have you considered getting a job?

Watching Rick and Morty doesn't count as unlocking the mysteries of time and space, dillhole.

You should get a job.

I like to lock my cock up and fantasise about worshipping a woman from head to toe now. Literally. Don’t think it’d translate well into a relationship, although I do miss just lying in bed with someone :/

Yeah i mean i do have like 2 friends. One calls me every few months and the other i text with from time to time. I use it to stay talk to my mother and to get a hold of my weed man aswell.

I'm ugly

Yeah I'm about at that right point in life to take a career seriously, past all my drug problems and all knowledgeable enough to not be lost in the world

Maybe it's because God wants something better for you? Like finding purpose, love.
Use this passion for searching God, I assure you, you will find Him if you do it with all your heart

Find a church girl

Well.. that was an issue with the second of. We never did much because she was a 'church girl' and I'm not religious at all. It was slowly driving a wedge between us toward the end.

I'm pretty much a boring person that can easily make friends with a woman but I don't really have any type of "game" with trying to get a woman to go out with me and such.

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>Waiting on neetbux to kick in

Everyone is religious, you're just not part of a cult.
As no one should really be.
The relationship with God is something personal, and you can redpill the churchgirl into finding truth. and leaving the man-made cult. That is of course after you find it first.
Keep searching user, with an open mind and heart. If you make the leap, God will jump in and fill whatever gaps you have in understanding Him.

im gay

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I simply don't talk to women enough to befriend one.

It could be worse, cuz you could be married like me.

My sis is divorced and I envy her a lot, no sharing, has house to herself...

being single can be better

cuzz day ain't fuckin' loyal!

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Because i've wasted most of my life being with women and they've all turned out to be soul sucking whores. I'd rather die alone than date another one.

Because I have a wife and I'm not a nigger so won't cheat on her with a gf

26 years old, already balding, beer gut, 5"5, mixed race Mexican, no car, poor salary and horrible personality.
I am planing killing myself before i turn 30.

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I guess it's because the wife and I moved recently and ice just been busy getting this company up and running. I need to find one tho, I miss having a side piece

At least you not full nigger

I am too impressive.
I am a very tall obese guy, 2m10 and 270kgs

>crying over a girl from five years ago
lmao

I don’t like taking risks

becuz my wife would be pissed if she found out...i do enjoy some rental gfs from seeking

I'm lazy and undisciplined. I don't get out much. Don't get the time. I'm overweight and not very good looking. I don't eat a lot but I don't eat healthy and don't work out. So I dont think any of those are attractive qualities. Plus I don't have a job so I can't pay for shit right now.

I don't seek the experiences that would allow me to meet new women and I am awful bad at branding myself on tinder/ bumble.

I travel too much for work. So i keep mh relationships to one night stands or talk to her long enough to keep her on the back burner to when i visit and can smash again. Females just can't do the long distance shit Yea Forumsro

>Why you don't have a girlfriend?. Be honest, user.
Because I'm:
40 (almost 41) and the only single women my age are A) fat, B) single mothers or C) absolutely burned out physically and mentally from years of smoking, drinking and drug use.
I'm not attractive. I'm not fat, but I'm not attractive.
I'm under 6'0, so I don't satisfy their daddy complex.
I don't supply drugs.
I'm not wealthy enough to make up for any of the above.

>beautiful
>mix woman black/white
Pick one.
Of course it slept with you; desperate nigger/half-nigger women will sleep with anything.

Alright folks, have a seat:

Only son, parents always moving from one country to another back and forth and between different places until 2001 where we finally set in one city.

Never had a chance to make good friends.

Started school, parents always told me to pay attention to the class and study, so I did exactly that.

I was lightly bullied back when it didn't even have a name. Just defended myself and got in trouble like 2 times, nothing out of the world.

Teachers never helped me with shit, general mistrust of people started kicking in my head.

Later at college I started the first year as the smartfag of the class, never good.

Progressively started to don't give a heck about anyone else and participating less in class each year.
Altough I did talk to people and had semi-friends I never kept contact with anyone in later years.

Third year there was this really cute girl on my class, I wouldn't say I fell in love or had a crush on her but I did like her very much.
Just small talk and joking around. I was in the mindset that she was out of my league.
At this point I was the loner of the class, always doing group projects and presentations alone.

People tried to approach me but I just refused the help, kindly enough to not came out as a snob, which I'm not.

Cont...

Anyway, few years later I switched to another college. Still the typical loner with the black hoodie and everything.
Sit in the last row. One day after break, this other girl comes to me to talk a bit and gave me a piece of paper with a wep page on it.
One of those old pages were people uploaded pics before facebook was a thing.

Felt really weird to me tbh, I mean, I don't consider myself handsome and I was sure my personality would keep people away as intended so that was a surprise.

Let a couple of weeks pass to check the web, pretty standard mirror pics of her showing clothes and stuff (she really knew how to dress).
Between other people's normal comments, I did comment a bit here and there, but never about her in particular, sometimes I mentioned that "I saw those shoes in class" and shit like that.

By the end of the college year we were closer. Chatting online about study, me helping her with some stuff.

Discovered that her mother has some kind of blood illness, stays in bed most of the time and his older brother is weird.

One day I'm walking to the college entrance and see her crying alone on a bench, went to confort her.
Gave her some tissues, asked her what happened, etc.

She says that last night his brother grabbed a tool and started cutting his own nose because he never liked it (yeah I was like WTF too).
There was blood all over the bathroom and she had to clean up, she couldn't sleep afterwards.

I was sitting right next to her with no clue what to say except the usual crap.
Couldn't offer anything else than a shoulder for her to cry.
People around watching us. A few eternal minutes later, she gets better and we get to class.

Felt ashamed for weeks on after because I didn't have the nerve to deal with situations like that and realised I would never do.

Slowly loose contact over time, one day she invites the whole class for her birthday. I didn't show up.

Don't know much else about her except that she works on my ISP now.

>Date a deaf girl
I've honestly always wanted to have sex with a cute deaf girl because of the sounds she might make.

Thats the backstory, there is a third girl and still need to explain my reasons for not having a girlfriend.
But that was a wall of text, don't know if you guys would like to read the rest.

>Alright folks, have a seat:
tl;dr reddit spaced, non-greentext, probably pasta

Because I am a socially awkward pariah with absolutely no game with women. I don't even try to meet new women anymore. I am kinda done and resigned to perpetual solitude. But since I don't blame women for my inability to get them to sleep with me, I refuse to be labelled as an incel.

>But since I don't blame women for my inability to get them to sleep with me, I refuse to be labelled as an incel.
high-five, brother. This.

make it two of us.. left my ex 2014, had sex 1 time, no shitting.. but I've focused on my life and (this is great) I lost this awful craving for intimacy and company that made me feel depressed all the time while being alone

Fair enough, I never post here anyways.
Just wanted to share a bit of my life.

In short, I just don't want to deal with people.
Have so many trust issues that I can't even sleep next to anyone. I don't want children and the fun aspect is covered. The talk aspect is overrated, and the girls here in general just want children.

Not my focus atm/ no prospects

Because I kept refusing to change and she left

Because I'm black but have been told I don't "act black."

watch "afterlife" from ricky gervais, on netflix
no shitting.. watch that, it helped me a lot.

I have a couple of fuck buddies but I don't think I would date neither of them. I don't see no benefits in a relationship besides pussy. I guess I'm a dirty degenarate...

When I was in my prime I had no confidence. Now I've got confidence but have become a balding fat fuck

>degenarate
Fix'd.

Got dumped 2 weeks ago :/

what are you? an idiot?

I do have a girlfriend

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That's a sad story anom, I'm sorry. It's a shame you didn't have someone to talk to during that time. Hope ya hanging in there now.

I'm safer alone, not that they're throwing themselves at me or anything.
Can't tell who's avoiding who anymore.
Tired of the ups and downs. Wanting to marry them one minute, wanting to kms the next.

because i want a bf

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I'm reading, bro. Go ahead.

Because i still can't recover from my ex 8 years ago, also I don't go out, and am addicted about sex every time I talk to a girl I like. Only 1 woman makes me feel good and I just want to be with her and not have sex, and she's in the US right now probably getting hecked by an American Chad while my French ass faggot is on this shitty website. Also a lack of confidence even tho I'm okay looking which makes me seems weird around normies and chicks.

I'm too jealous and needy.

Never bothered, scared it would be too awkward.

Because Im presently prioritizing self-improvement and exploration as opposed to wasting time on boring individuals

u mean.. ur arab ass faggot..

Unlike you burger I actually have a strong heritage in my country and can trace my family back to napoleonic era.
I'm white as fuck bruger bro.

I've had two. Both times it didn't work out, one of them partially because of me. I want a bf now, though.

Tbh I don't like being social at all. I want to be but I just hate doing so. Same with friends I prefer to be by myself. Can't say I would have one given I try, but I know I'm not going to.

done with north american land whales. working. saving up cash. heading to SEA. you know the rest.

brazilian fag here bro, I'm just very read about geopolitics and I feel really bad about the immigration bs crysis in europe.. hope u get into action in one of those vigilante groups and solve a lot of problems there

My wife would get mad

Thanks friend. I wish journalists were making this shit up. I also hope my people wake up at some point.

No money

i am more interested in making my gundams

> m-m-muh people
drink bleach

Yeah, until she divorces you and takes half your shit.

Well I'm here so yeah

Because i'm far too self-reliant and redpilled.

Not trying to sound like a douchebag but I don't need anyone else. Especially a damn woman lmao.

Secretly waiting for the zombie apocalypse to happen

I wish I could send you a pic of my white looking ass. but I know a lot of fellow user that browse here

Dont want one

That's why you don't get married or do so and cross your T's, dot your I's

Honestly don't want one. I like the freedom of being able to do what I want. I also want to dedicate time to as much overtime as possible so I can move up the ranks at my job and make more money.

No idea, I don't feel like I'm ugly but I'm definitely not great looking. Just seems as if girls have stopped taking an interest in me for the past four years and it sucks

I actually have two, and a wife

Because i am ugly and nobody wants a fucking weirdo

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because I'm ugly, and somehow I can't bring myself to date girls in my tier

bruh, just become the gf

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And the only girl that liked me that I actually would enjoy her company was my best friend's Ex, so yeah,
bros before bitches

Had one. Broke it off some six months ago. I have trouble being consistently honest. I don't cheat or anything; I'm just not particularly reliable and while I apologize for my mistakes, I'm also pretty shit at correcting my behavior.

i suck cock mostly being gay is great you never have to deal with the bullshit of women

Many years later a woman almost my age (mother of 3 children from different fathers!) came to our house to help my mother with chores (we all work for some rich people and all live in the same house)
Didn't pay much attention to her, we kinda had to eat and live together for 3 months. But she had her own separated "guest house" and the children were taken care by her sister back in her own house.

She is pretty and nice body, alright. But I don't even try to make a move.
After 2 months, she wants to know me better [Please No]

(My life is set, I'm not the happiest person around and I'm just wealthy enough to live decently but that came with hard work.
Later years I will live from renting or at least that is the plan. But that doesn't involve anyone else).

Father starts worrying that I would never be in a relationship and encourages me to give her a chance.
Mother agrees that she is a hard working girl but is not sure.

Me, I just want to leave in peace, but after long and heated talks with my father I agree to "let her know me better".
By all means she wants me to take her to the cinema because when her friends invite her, she's always the third wheel and doesn't have anyone to go with.
I completely refuse, insist that she will never have fun with me and that I'm not an interesting person to be with.
She insist and asks me to download some wild west comedy movie and watch at home instead. -Alright FINE!-
We watched that on my room because my pc is hooked to a big tv screen.
Some other stuff happened on my life and by this point I no longer have any desire for anything really, so all that should have happened, didn't.

My only friend that shows up sometimes at home comes one day and meet her.
Girl starts to reach out for other people that know me including my friend. I still avoid her.

Because I'm thinking of trying out poly so I'd rather be single looking to join than trying to drag someone who's mono into it.

For the most part it's self esteem issues from an ex that fucked me over a few years back. Compounded with OCD.
>I feel like other people don't value my time as much as I value theirs
>I don't like that anyone I date has alternate motives than my own
e.g. I'm looking for companionship and someone to hang with, they're looking for a free meal for a day, or they don't actually care about me
>No money.
I do freelance 3d and design, but it's just enough to live. I feel like most girls expect you to pay for things, which I cant.
>I'm picky and want to find someone I connect with on a personal level (similar interests and stuff)
>I don't feel like I look good enough.
Got fucked with my fat distribution, everything is concentrated around my belly. It's not a lot, but it's disproportional to the rest of me
>I don't feel like I look good enough anymore. Part 2 electric boogaloo
Used to be pretty attractive in HS with girls lining up, but I never gave them the time of day since I was already in a relationship, with ex from before. Now my mind is moving a million miles per hour any time I'm talking/texting with a girl
>I recently moved
So I don't have any social contacts or a group of friends, which makes it weird to just "go out" and meet people, and I work from home
>I feel like it's a lot of work to maintain a relationship and shift my routine around.
I'd be willing to do it if I found the person interesting enough, but most of the time the other party doesn't really seem to be interested enough for multiple dates or anything

I mean I'm not boring of a person, and I enjoy social interactions with people. I just have so many things going through my head that I feel like I'm not worth someone else's time.

Cut out the soda bud. Drink nothing but a gallon of water throughout the day. It will make you feel full more often so you won’t eat as much unhealthy food. You’ll have more energy to do shit, and you’ll be happier. I’ve lost damn near 50 pounds in the last year from that alone. No other lifestyle changes

I’m autistic. There are some girls I really like and i have an okay chance with, but I have a reputation for being religious and don’t know how to make a conversation to get to know them better without knowing much about them. Would be helpful if they approached me.

Because while I'm a generally likeable person, my outward appearance (I think anyway) isn't that attractive, ontop of being extremely socially anxious. These things make me less approachable and therefore creates a barrier to meeting new girls. But also, when I do make new female friends, because of my aforementioned 4/10 looks at best, I'm not very fuckable. I'm also overweight, which contributes heavily.

Really bad general anxiety disorder that seems to creep up on me at the worst times. Other than that penises turn me on a lot so I might be gay, but I still wanna give it a shot

Cause I'm a self loathing piece of shit. Ask my mom she'd say the same

Because my loose collection of fuck buddies provides me with enough physical affection without the emotional connection and commitment I so strongly dislike.

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One day we do this big barbecue for the rich people and friend shows up, my father yelled at him and asked him to leave.
I didn't undestand anything and got angry at my father but we talked about it the next day.
Turns out the girl contacted my friend to know more about me but he asked the girl on a date behind my back instead (He's a charmer and wants to nail everything that moves and he saw an easy target idk).
And she told my father that she didn't accept.

Explain that I just want to be left alone, I don't want more problems with anyone. Let them do what they want.
My mom is on my side, she thinks this is all too troublesome.
My father thinks the relationship was taken from me when in reality it never existed in the first place.
He talks a lot to her, so much that I'm still unsure if there wasn't something between them too, yes this is pretty fked up.

Everything was reaching the point where my simple life and the few relationships I had were at risk.
So one day I confronted everyone at the same time, gave the greatest argument of my life,
told them that if they keep pushing me around I would leave, that they would never see me ever again if they keep up with all this.

They understood, we cut relationships with that girl (that just wanted a fourth child, and she had it with some random person later).

So there you go people, I know it's not so bad as I feel it. But how can I keep trusting people after things like this?
Everything is cool now btw.

I jerk off and play WoW too much

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World of Warcraft Classic

Girls don't like guys who are unemployed, have given up on life, and live with their mother. Especially at my age.

I'm rich but a neckbeard and everything is based on first impressions, oh well at least im comfy as fuck

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gibe 10 bux right now.

Nice man. I hope to be able to live comfortably like you someday. Must be nice.

Sure, just post your CC info so I can send the transfer.

W-wait this isn't the answer I hoped for.
do you need the 3 numbers on the back aswell?

Just not emotionally ready yet, still focusing on my current dream job.

Too many options. There's 4 colleagues and 3 girls that I see daily.
The one to ask me out will win. That's how it works for hot guys.

Because getting married hella young and then getting divorced in you early 30s trying to date again sucks.

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Yes ofc

Social anxiety and general ineptitude

I'm not personal enough with too many, and those that I am with aren't really anyone I'd want to date. Here in lies my dilemma. New people is what I need I suppose.

Any recommendations of finding others?

Pic definitely related for me

I haven't had sex in eight years but I have nice things at least, that money is in a savings account because I'm buying a 2020 S4 for cash.

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I didn't even know that this car existed. I guess when you got money you're interested in other things

My girlfriend has a job and we live together, it can be financially beneficial to be in a relationship. I’m not going to buy an S4 in cash, but technically I could