ITT:

Fat salesman sells shower curtain rings

Moby dick in space. Really the best of that franchise

Planostrainoscarros

Correct-ish!
I would have also accepted "Planes Trains and Automobiles"

Nigga spittin bees

Italians fish a gun out of a restaurant toilet

a guy gets pissed off at a fast food restaurant

Falling down!

lawyer has to defend asshole judge he hates when judge is convicted of rapey rapes

Wife drinks pee then discovers the secret of weight loss

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Lawyer's hot girlfriend demonstrates her knowledge of torque

The Godfather

Yes sir

My Cousin Vinny

You got it

Man is denied coffee at work

LARPers get arrested

Plz give hints

Strange things were afoot at the Circle K

Girls change traffic lights with their minds

mmmmm, ..... clerks?

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Man takes a pill to escape work forever

got it

The Matrix

Not quite, but good guess

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boom, yes!

Orphan escapes into the city and punches a camel

Correct

Well?
>u no I'm right

Kk

Conan the Barbarian

Right on, mate

Girl goes through a hole and argues with a cat

a college student has an orgy then sets his dorm on fire and causes a riot in the city

Dying man shares love of gadgets with strangers

ehhh... Alice in wonderland?

Very close, think more recent

Fritz the Cat

alice through the looking glass?

eyup

Here are ones that haven't been answered yet

Strange man rubs a dogs head and leaves the flower store.

Talented people get fireproof suits

Too easy The Room

Sad day

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Guy loses job
Joins military

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Gwyneth Paltrow

Guy does a thing, and more things happen.

Nope - this is an 80s movie

Butterfly effect

The Butterfly Effect

You're in the army now

youtu.be/bLSqNX9tGaE

Fuck you. Should have been more vague..

nope

De gudfader

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bingo!

Single mom is upset with child's reading material

The Babadook

A black guy tries to kill all the whites but then another black guy kills him instead

Teenagers just say "No" to a rollercoaster ride

Right on!

Final Destination 3

Nobody else gonna try?

Ok a little hint

Dying man *forcibly* shares love of gadgets with strangers

Correct!

some bitch gets shot behind a shed.

Saw

Is it Stripes? With Bill Murray?

Old Yeller. Inside a shed, but close enough

You got it!

WINRAR!

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Unrelated but I watched Tora! Tora! Tora! today and it was pretty good.

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was gonna say snowpiercer but i don't remember the bugs....unless you meant babies. movie was good but i never rewatched it

This is Snowpiercer

Tropic thunda

Correcto. These bars they feed all the poor people are revealed to be mashed up cockroaches

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Got em

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its been awhile since ive seen it, but you nailed it.

Amusement park attendant, mathematician and others witness huge accident

Steelworker gambles with his life

>Maybe a bit too vague, but we'll see who gets it

Man serves woman her two son "pies" for dinner

Africans destroyed by glass

Delicatessen?

Dudes cross a bridge over the river kwai

the gods must be crazy

Is it..... A Bridge Too Far?

Vampire who’s not a vampire spanks a young girl and middle aged women cream in their theater chairs

yeppers

Twilight!!

Or it's 50 shades of grey

50 Shades!

survey says ... > BUZZ

try again. again, the hint is,

dudes cross a bridge over the river kwai

The actor died irl

the crow

glengarry glenross

No more recent

A man says take the fucking elephant

Role Models?

Candyman.

Bingo!

Hmm, is it Bridge-et Jones Diary?

the main character lawyer is also trying to get an innocent man out of jail

Obviously Bill and Ted.

Everybody hates niggers.

No wait, everyone loves niggers.

Also Sprach Zarathustra:
Dawn space music for frozen breakfasts
Everything else is tedious overrated bullshit.

Nope

Obviously Coraline.

Oh, so I'm a ghost as well then, am I ?

To help.. Sticks for hands..

Two pilots platonically play volleyball - no homo

6th sense?

Obviously the bridge over the River Kwai.

too easy 2002 spook oddity

Batman.

Batman.

Animal Farm 2: Zoo tail.

Tap Gan.

Top Gun.

Man drive car, Man Sad, Man asks girl out, Man happy, Man make girl mad and she leave, Man go insane Man tries to shoot presidential candidates and fails then shoots kiddie fuckers, girl not mad anymore

well done

The wrath of khan

Man wears tie, is disappointed in his fast food order, buys bazooka

The Deer Hunter

Correct!

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Man plays with mashed potatoes

Trump

Close Encounters

well done

Dead aunt hated the road trip.

National Lampoon's Vacation.

Fucking love those films.

Nicely done!

Okay, lets make it easier.

>Everybody hates niggers.

>No wait, everyone loves niggers.

Beans.

Titus Andronicus?

Still no answers to this one....

Bingo

jurrassic park?

Excellent!

Vacationer sketches rich girl

TV Reporter comes to hate a rodent

You got it :)

janitor spares a chefs life
chef makes janitor to cook for him

titanic

groundhogs day

Correct

And correct

Groundhog day

been done before but I love this one

>man kills 77 people because of a dog

Akeyla and the bee

man who is pretending to be another man is killed by man who is pretending to be another man

A bunch of snowed-in people slowly kill each other

>see dragon nigger
>shoot dragon nigger
>become friends with dragon nigger

the shining

how to train your nigger

me and 2poc living like a fuckabee

Hmmmmmmmmm Hummmmmmmmmmmm is it johnny mnemonic?

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>the shining
Ehh, no. Hint: the shining only had one killer.

fagpiercer

yup made it too obvious

its got to be the thing then

sorry the correct answer was bill and teds excellent adventure

Ok, another hint

A bunch of old-timey snowed-in people slowly kill each other

Excellent

three's company

Hateful Eight

guy is friend with older guy

LOL, no, but what a great answer!

yes, it's Hateful 8

im thinking magnificent 8? my last guess seeing as now that im thinking about it snowed in people killing each other is all too common unless its that movie about the donner party

Hateful 8

Face/off

nope more recent

monsters killing bitches....or are they really?

now that I think of it face off would fit too

Ok, here's a tough one

Exasperated female angrily demands fellatio

natural born faggots

finding nemo

All incorrect. Hint: this movie is from the 90s

3 ninjas

Well that's good but still can't find the intended one... Any hint that would't make it obvious?

nyewwwwp

Platoon?

Close

the bad guys a good guy and the good guys a bad guy

its hard without making it too obvious

Intelligent dude gets told by farmer that there's some weird shit going on in the hills, and that he should check it out. Then later gets told by the same dude not to investigate. Investigation takes place, and weird shit is going on. Then dude gets put in a jar.

no one? is it too vague?

youtube.com/watch?v=NsxcZol_FEE

saaho

Group of men really hates nazis

inglomorous basturds

Ugh i knew it was from a war movie, i have a memory of an blond girl requesting a blowjob... Can't remember the name

Nothing is coming to mind. Something with Jack Nicholson or Al Pachino? Scent of a woman?

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Close enough!

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nope, hint: they travel

no sir please see
one of those is on the money

Oh, of course. Back to the fut-cha!!

Correct-o

How about this one, man befriends little girl

clicked on wrong reply this was for the face off clone

Wow i've never heard of it. Must have seen a trailer someday.

firestarter

nope

I was trying for the departed got confused who I was replying to

The hills have eyes

nope

Salo, Or The 120 Days Of Sodom

And forever inspire the retards of /pol/.

niet

Cars

>man kills kids parents
>tries to steal a rock
>gets killed by the kid again

The australia asteroid one

cars?

Bass player fights some dudes (and a girl)

leon the proffesional

Damn you're good

scotty pilgrim and the holy grail

bunch of kids fight over a seashell
kills the fat kid

Lord of the Flies

coke machine shoots a guy in the nuts

no
correct

ka-chow

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correct and an awesome movie if I do say so myself

no takers? its easy the kid kills this dude like 6 more times

heres another one
> really big black dude grabs some nuts
> cures cancer or some shit
> they kill him anyway

the fag mile

correct good sir

Half wop kid grows up, goes to the zoo.

winrar

...

The answer is: The Whisperer in Darkness

another: there is a group of guys named after colors

another hint the kid fights the dude with a wooden stick

Reservoir Dogs

Too easy huh?

I did not know this was a movie

Was it a Lovecraft adaptation ? Know the title but didn't read it

Kinds...but thanks for playing.

Dunno... Dragonball Evolution? X)

How about: a sociopathic teenager tricks his friends to hang out

Ferris Bueller's Day Off

no sir but there are a whole series of movies depicting this kid killing this dude

Yes sir

Man finds a mosquito

lol

8 of em plus 2 spin offs

Wow ok misleading as fuck, good one sir.
Harry Potter

Good movie tho

ding ding ding

It is, google it

Jurassic Park

yes

I checked it on imdb is it any good so hard to do eldritch horror on the big screen

I really gotta step up my game lol

no doubt but the whole sociopath angle puts a new spin on it won't watch it the same way

Ok, here is one. Man kills man with carrots

A guy and a girl almost drown, another guy does

lmao yeah

… And Justice for All?

big plane crash sick dog run man run fire man sick man fire

bugs bunny keeps coming to mind

way off

>man is alone for awhile
>creates deep bonds with sporting equipment
>sporting equipment leaves
>please come back

I am legend?

Se7en?

Castaway

No

yessir

>Friday night
>man with no social life
>plays movie games on site for faggots

oh shit nvm that's my reflection

Kek

Crusoe

The Great Gatsby

Two guys paint a line on the ground because of naked Russian chicks.

robinson caruso would never fuck a beach ball close though

if the great Gatsby had 37 dollars to his name then you are correct

this guy wants to be something he can't be and he does a bad thing to the person that is the doing the thing that he wants to be. when he gets caught be becomes famous because of what he did to thing that he wanted to be and becomes what he wanted to be.

tfw you make a thread and get sidetracked by bullshit and comeback to find it thriving.

37 dollars in 1922 is 565 dollars in 2019
i guess gatsby had a little more tho

loser kid has walker texas ranger tulpa

Sidekicks.

Falling Down has already been used

Hint: a baby is involved

its Friday the 13th with a full blood moon this should be horror movie themed (pic related its the moon taken by shitty phone)

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Shoot 'em Up?

Sexually repressed young woman begins an S&M relationship with an older successful man named Mr. Grey.

twilight

50 shades of grey

Mulan

>girl finds rubiks cube
>welcome to h e double hockey sticks

Breakin' II: Electric Boogaloo

Holy shit correct

Hellraiser

Fifty Shades of Gray

No.

Suicidal guy wins ski race & gets foreign chick

Better Off Dead

2 ez
Yup

Hot Dog: The Movie

too easy I know

how about
>are you you?
>but is he really he?
>BURN ALL THE BLOOD!
>fuck it dynamite is the answer

The Thing

yarp (bonus points if you can name the movie where one character just says "yarp")

Water keeps showing up where it isn't expected, even though there's a drought.

tough one

correct

You described the plot of Fifty Shades of Gray word for word.

seven?

HS kid grabs b& book
Takes his friends on fucked up adventure

>hard mode

hot fuzz

Bugs, guns and space

I need to know more

Can't be
Sgt. Angel said it on the phone

Perhaps, but I also described a different movie.

Men in Black

my n-word

i know my shit

or Starship Troopers

it just occurred to me that this could be a good writing exercise if you're trying to brainstorm your own story. if you take one of these simplified summaries and gradually expand it into the full story they're meant to describe, you could mimic that process with your own made up simplistic summary for a new story.

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Starship Troopers

irreversible?

War with said bugs
no
yes and checked
yes

Starship Troopers?

>Starship Troopers?
yep

42.

No.

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Africa, 19th century, siege, last stand.

Khartoum?

>an analogue for sandniggers fight over an analogue for oil in an area that is an analogue for the middle east
>j.r.r. martin wishes he wrote these books

bingo

Dune

you sir are a scholar and a gentleman

No

hunger games, but not hunger games

Zulu Dawn?

Kid develops superpowers, uses them to do a better job killing himself

Divergent and/or The Maze Runner

>in lab
>forced to swim until drowned
>resuscitated, do it again
> escape, make friends
>whole country wants you dead
>fuck it swim to freedom?

nope

The title is half correct.

Battle Royale?

yessir

red dawn

Zulu?

trash can and flower pot force fatties to walk

Hollywood's second-most famous Scientologist gives the worst performance of his career, and a guy gets tortured by a popsicle.

wall-e

No
Yes

battlefield earth

No.

commies, africans, what's the difference?

Roy Batty tries to jam a skull on a stick for profit.

yes

I will be thoroughly impressed if anyone gets this, its animated and not for kids

After losing his father, a young boy joins a hippie group and becomes a vegan

There were no commies in 1800's South Africa?

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slow russian road trip where nothing happens

2016 presidential elections