Got released from a 6 year prison term Wednesday, it feels so wierd to be out in the real world. What have I missed?

Got released from a 6 year prison term Wednesday, it feels so wierd to be out in the real world. What have I missed?

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Yea Forums is reddit now. You can only past 9 more posts without a username and pass word.

This is an automated post.

Everything just getting worse.

>This is an automated post

fkn kek

Seems like they're alot of younger people on here than I remember?

No, it's just the general maturity level is on the decline.

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I was telling one of my mates about Yea Forums locked up about all the shit you find on b!

A lot of BLACKED porn and trap asses... aka much.

Here's a re-cap in a single meme

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What were you in for?

this.

just try having a normal conversation and get ready to have a flood of edgybois spam your shit

well you can't sage threads anymore. Also moot betrayed us and sold us to a nip

Let me tell you how nice it was ro fucking jerk off to porn with no one around! I could have filled up a shot glass

Lots of genuine racists now too OP. They don't realize the difference between a nigger and black man etc

go back in re: to spacing

Aiding and abetting

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Aiding and abetting what? Murder? I'm guessing you're American?

did you fuck around with dudes Y/N

case in point.

OP in case your wondering.

this is what these kids

call reddit spacing.

they weren't around for the plague of tl;dr spam

Well to be fair what ever you call them they all stick together in prison

What’d you do op? Btw be weary, a lot of tranny threads now, I mean an absurd amount of tranny threads

The story on the one on the right got retracted.

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Freddos are 30p

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Yes I'm American and it is a long story but it was over money laundering

different rules though my guy. the kids posting this shit are copying their stormfront step dads to sound cool. Lots of that political bullshit. Oddly enough the jew hate is roughly the same or less

>6 years for aiding and abetting
Yep that would be the US.

pretty much. everything's the same just a lot gayer

You only wanted to hear that I did lol

you're on the penis website, dick it up a little dude, this shit is boring

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Jeez that's not even a violent crime.

Madden 2014
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did this happen in NC? chance i might be the guy that cuffed you

Not necessarily what I knew but there was violence that occurred with the whole case

Yes it actually did

Were you directly involved with the violence?

Did you get a good look at any of the prison guards bulges?

And yet the lawsuits go forward

No

you a tall whigger with short blond hair out of Jacksonville?

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I don't know if all of them are. Some might have been retracted as well.

Fucking pig nigger. GTFO you worthless fascist piece of money stealing shit

No lol

ah too bad. I rubbed a booger on that kids neck after i cuffed him

They probably got a good look at his. In many places they herd inmates into a room naked then look at their dicks, balls, and asses (including under the foreskin) for contraband.

>reeeeeeeeeee

the post

Nigger. Go fucking die

Im sure you do alot if corrupt shit you piece of shit

How old are you?

no antifa

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don't try to derail OP's thread kids

Black can't be racist any more, and most laws don't apply to them if the other person is white, so shit on whites if you're brown. Its a fuckin' free for all.

Faggots eating tide pods.

I can't go into alot of detail but I was arrested originally in Cornelius NC

ah never been. I'd check the blotter to see who you are but you don't seem too broke up about getting caught

I actually had a bunch of black frands but they kept you at a distance too protect themselves from other black inmates

I'm conservative you corrupt money stealing piece of shit. You cops are absolutely worthless drains on society, stealing the citizenry's money. I am going to murder all of you when the government collapses.

yeah yeah heard it all

I would rather keep that in the pass

Good. Then you'll see it coming. You fat nigger

Was it intentionally shitty like many prisons in the US?

i can understand that. Keeping shit straight since you got out?

thats nice keep it down hon

Yeah, blacks are cool people one on one, but in a group they become a bunch of fuckin' savages

It wasn't that bad, actually we took pride in keeping our zone really clean. You learn to make the best out of it once the reality hits

Give me your badge number nigger

come and get it

So there is a common plan! Good to know

I got a job interview with a construction company this week hopefully, it doesn't pay much but I have no steady money flow at the time.

Kek. Mad af. Not even a cop but you're mad faggot.

he's probably gonna call you a bootlicker now

dude probably got cited from my dept for driving his moms prius 15 over in a school zone trying to pick up middleschoolers

why not sell drugs?

That's not quite so terrible. Personally I'm an opponent of the US approach to prisons though.

WaPo was dismissed after a faggot from the paper sucked off a federal judge.
Not sure if it was appealed. He may need to suck even more dick.

Oh btw I would love to see you guys wives or gf if you don't mind sharing

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That's a great idea because I could just go back if I get caught no biggie, idiot

Bs you don't know her right?

You clearly missed a decent lawyer hahahaha

Where are you a pig and I will.

I told you there reading comprehension. Read the thread

Good luck OP

No, but you sounded like you needed spanking material. It was a reflex.

yap yap little puppy

lmao look at this faggot and his shitty bait

Ostracized students are becoming the worst criminals in US history.
a few of them are shooting up the place, the others have been subjected to such an 180's worth of propaganda from the rest of us that they're rioting and voting democrat.

96 in a 55 "safety zone" and those niggers added reckless driving. It's a fucking open highway in the middle of a desert. Took 6 cop cars to pull me over cause they literally do nothing else

real people like you make life fun

NC is a big state retard

it was a booger you big baby. Dude lived

keep reading you oaf

Well I outran the initial nigger. Hit 187. But you fucking pussies radio ahead like vermin cucks

>implying your shitty bait is true

We had a black president.
Now we have a nigger president.

This is one of the things where I was too real and now I dont know what baseline response looks like

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you just sound like the best of person

Keeping the spirit of America alive you worthless nigger

i bet you are sweetie. Go draw me a turkeyhand that represents your inner turmoil

10/10 kek

kys

no you didnt, idiot

How about I send you a picture of my 8 inch penis so you can see how I'm going to rape you, pig

you mean normie content that wannabe edgelords enjoy? yea bro such crazyyy stuff here.

well that escalated quickly. But if it makes you feel better than go ahead.

Fuck off libcuck

that shit started drying up around 2012 so maybe OP is thinking of the old Yea Forums

lol you're an idiot with a micro penis and you know it

Actually IQ of 165 and I really do have an 8 inch penis

Checked. I miss the old /b

okay kid. go back to 9 fag

yeah of course you. everyone definitely believes you

officer C. Mongler here. I agree

Officer R. Mongler here, this guy Mongles Cocks

OP here; I outlandishly won't be back, too much bullshit tbh

faggot

One last thing, what's some good movies that aren't superhero bs that I should watch?

anyway good luck OP. Hope you don't end up back in cuffs. sorry your thread ended up hijacked by spedly kids. I'm off to the gym

Thanks bud, I want to start getting in shape as well.

can confirm, even if you're going in for petty bullshit like a failure to pay they have you squat naked and cough several times to make sure you aren't hiding anything in your butt

That's part of the system of state terror. Authoritarian countries do this sort of thing a lot.

You do get cavity searched when any transporting or interaction that is done by visiting but it's not bad if you're not doing anything wrong

Even bigger faggots believing stories about faggots eating tide pods

We actually knew about that shit lol

In some places it's done more often and in groups

yeah i should have clarified, that's the standard in most jails, not prisons, to squat and cough
Prisons are more thorough and more frequent.

I can only speak of Lanesboro Correctional Prison

I've never even been arrested; I just read a lot.

what did the jews do to you in jail? drug you up? feed you fluoride?

Reading is something that got me by during long nights.

It's always a good idea, whether free or not.

I didn't do any drugs in prison but they would eratticly show up and disappear

what kinda food you eat? what state also

no,you didn't. stop posting these threads

Were you in w/ that guy who posted this last night?

Exactly, it keeps my brain sharp and I read alot of inspirational/motivational books. I also dipped into some money investment books to go to sleep lol. My favorite guard would bring me the newspaper showing me articles about his grandson in football before he retired

No I didn't have a phone until today

Food sucks but when you're hungry it all taste good and NC

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>Lots of genuine racists now too OP. They don't realize the difference between a nigger and black man etc

If the person you're speaking to: says "Aye", "Dog", "Yo", "Fam", grabs his dick or smacks his lips, he's a nigger

Did you get raped in jail

Anyone else got any questions before I go about prison or life???

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Of course. Anal penetration and general buggery is how we pass those long days and nights

This is not op btw

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I was lucky because I knew a guy who did and it fucked him up

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You're an asshole btw

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I’m 910 not op though

You know what they say, you are what you eat