Has Yea Forums ever fucked someone famous?

Has Yea Forums ever fucked someone famous?

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No.
None of us have.
We wouldn't be posting on fucking Yea Forums if any of us had a life where we get to fuck celebrities.

I had a wild night with Sofia Vergara and Taylor Swift

No

I fucked Miley Cyrus during her wild phase. Met her at a concert and she took me into her dressing room. God what a fun time that shit was.

A lot of celebrities are weirdos/creepy people, so that's a good place for them.

Émily ratajkowski

Yeah. Semi-famous. Lena Meyer-Landrut. She is kind of famous for having won the European Song Contest 10 years ago. Met her on her recent tour through Germany in Cologne. Was actually ok, but not particularly great.

I fucked Jeanine Garofalo a few years ago. Shot a load into her armpit hair. Shit was cash.

So jealous if true. Was she a good fuck?

Bro just kill yourself

I ass fucked barack obama

fuck off, dirty Dan

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I fucked Susan Sarandon, but im sure no one wants to hear about that story lol

I've fucked people richer than a lot of famous people, but no actual famous people

Tell us faggot, how was it

i fucked yo momma

Great tits.

tori black jerked me off during a private dance. not really worth the money.

Fingered Ivanna Trump

Did they?

Yeah your mom fucker

Then you woke up

Ol barry sorentino loves a good assfuck, just ask his “wife” Michael

Does Nadine Rose Mulkerrin count? Datesher for a month or so at school

I fucked Trump's gunt. Shit was cash.