Yo, what's the best way to commit suicide

Yo, what's the best way to commit suicide
(excluding guns)

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Put a plastic sack over your head and fill it with helium or nitrogen.

Put on noise cancelling headphones and blast some good tunes while resting your head at a train railway at night. Won't feel a thing and it¨s guaranteed death.

i know this is Yea Forums, edgy and all, but how would you feel if you found out OP actually took your suggestions to heart and killed himself? not too good i reckon? grow up.

things change day to day, don't apply a permanent solution to temporary issues

Define "best"

Getting Jimmy to run you over with a car

Don't worry, I'm fine. It's just nice to have some ideas in case I need them

Take. A nap on a railroad

Whatever gets the job done with little chance of fucking up

I like that one