I want to go see the new IT 2 movie with my friends tonight but I dont have enough money for a movie ticket...

I want to go see the new IT 2 movie with my friends tonight but I dont have enough money for a movie ticket, let alone a soda once I get there. And its a 3 hour movie. Id need a soda. Why are movies so expensive now? I feel like Im missing out...

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Get off Yea Forums and go get a fucking job dumbass.

Put one in your jacket you stupid faggot

I dont have a 12 inch pocket, dude. Lol A can of coke wont do shit all for a 3 hour movie.

If they were actually your friends and liked being around you they would pay for you or at least let you borrow the money. You must be a douchebag.

They kill pennywise at the end by calling it names. That and Eddie dies at the end. Richie was secretly gay the whole time.

Why would you 'need' a soda,you don't need soda for a movie,and about the ticket get a job bro

Okay thank you sir very cool(not OP)

Oh the humanity!

Nah. Theyre just really tight with their money. Idk. I dont blame them or anything. Would you want to give your friend 20 bucks just because theyre poor as shit? I would if I had it, but I cant speak for everyone.

Thanks. You spoiled the ending to a 30 year old book. Youre not as cool as you were trying to be, bud.

The film's been made before and oh there's a book too. Btw Darth Vader is Luke Skywalkers dad, Bruce Willis is dead but doesn't know it in the Sixth Sense and the guy is a dude in the Crying Game.

stop wasting money, in a month or two you can torrent and watch that movie for free. In the meanwhile basically every movie in existence is already available to you for free this way.

Its not the same as the book ending dumbshit, verify shit before you open your whore mouth. KYS faggot.

Must be your first day away from reddit. Feels good to say whatever you want without a username, huh buddy?

Can’t you take a flask of weak lemon drink with you?

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Go on...

I could do that. Thats actually a pretty good idea, to be honest.

Yup

You literally could get 20 bucks just begging for some change in 1-3 hours.

What can I do to make a quick 20 dollars before tonight, guys? Im a poor-ass college kid. My job is just enough to pay the rent most of the time if Im lucky. For those calling me lazy or some shit.
-OP

Have you tried not being poor?

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No one will give change to a 20-something, user. Or I would.

But that would require this autistic faggot to actually do something. He's probably just waiting for someone to offer him money.

They actually kill it by ripping its heart out and crushing it like the miniseries. Calling it names only weakened it. Did you even watch the movie or were you getting a blowjob in the back of the theater from your boyfriend during that part?

Youre right. What was I thinking? Thank you, user. You saved me.

>Id need a soda.

Made me kek hard for some reason.

Saw it last weekend w/ wife. Not bad, think I liked the first better but it is still pretty entertaining. Adult cast is pretty good.

I mean, a long movie without a soda is just torturing yourself. Am I wrong?
And thats the iffy thing. The first part was funny, but Bill Hader has never made me laugh once, so Im underwhelmed as is.

Maybe if you're such a useless piece of shit that you dont have money to go to the theater, going to watch a movie and buy a drink shouldn't be on your list of priorities. Try being a productive member of society faggot. You're probably black.

>1 can of coke for 3 hours

How many fucking calories do you consume fat ass?

>spending cash in cinema
fucking retard, stream it online

>were you getting a blowjob in the back of the theater from your boyfriend during that part?

Stop projecting your gay dreams onto me faggot. If you wanna be gay just do it, no one cares. Sorry about your faggot friend who got killed at the beginning of the movie. Who would have known that Pennywise wasnt an ally.

no thanks

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I need at least a gallon of syrup water a day to function, thank you very much.

I like watching movies with my friends, meanie.

>I like watching movies with my friend

But you cant afford it. Check your priorities faggot.

>get swatted for streaming films
fuck me as if the popo doesn't have anything better to do than to bust down people who don't pay for watching movies.
Watch it with them then?

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>Watch it with them then?
He doesnt have the money to, thats the whole fucking point of this thread. Jesus, I knew you were retarded but you're pushing it user.

before replying read the previous posts you dumb nigger

People illegally downloading films n shit are less likely to put up a fight, so easier brownie points for the pork.
Who would you rather take down? Some nerd weeaboo faggot or fight through waves of Palbo Escabar cocaine fueld soldiers

Take your own advice and read the previous posts faggot. He already said he didnt want to stream it because he's worried about the law, so why the fuck would he want to stream it with his friends. You need to go over you third grade reading comprehension.

fuck me you're retarded

i posted a suggestion, i don't have to go through the bloody thread to do that, but before you reply you should go through the previous posts you utter moron.

Save your money, the movie is terrible.

> i don't have to go through the bloody thread to do that

Yet that was the suggestion you gave me. Go get raped by a refugee, Eurocuck.

seethe

no u

Eh. Ill just ask them how they liked it when they finish. Its not like Im missing much friend time. Theyre going to be paying attention to the movie anyway.

O SAY CAN YOU SHART, IN THE LOCAL WALMART

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Gee they kill the clown? Man I thought he just murderer everybody

Sounds like loser talk to me. SAD!

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WRONG!

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well, IT never dies

there are several book and series that hint that he is pretty much alive

>all europe is uk

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Not american dont care

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I guess the real IT was the friendships we made along the way.

Nigger detected

Well a gallon is only 64 ounces and a can is 12... which means you would need 5.333 cans to make a gallon. Which would be about 1 can every 4 to 5 hours.

don't care. subhuman is a subhuman.

hold on, let me check.

yeah, my local theatre is still 7 bucks. and thats the expensive ticket.

fuck you poorie

>subhuman is a subhuman.

Takes one to know one.

He could wait 3 months and go to the dollar theater.