Time for our daily femanon Q&A thread

Yep. Doggy

I'm a 39 year old virgin.
I'm neither fat or ugly.
I'm educated and not a neet.
Would any woman PLEASE have sex with me???

And that's exactly why you wont get women.

Its pathetic to beg

Well, I’m a girl and I love anal. It’s not a girl guy thing. Personal preference.

Your voice is weird in a perfect way.
It's just strange to hear a so perfect voice in Yea Forums.
How old are you?

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What do femanons think of hairy chested guys?
What's your preferred dick size?

i've only ever had anal once and i loved it

Are you lazy or are you lazy?

hairy men are honestly the hottest kind of men. especially facial hair.

my personal dick size preference is 5.5-8, 6.5 specifically is perfect for me

I mean your voice is so perfectly balanced and you have such a clear accent and perfect rhythm that it's weird how good it is.
I would say your voice is soothing.
Have you ever thought about working as a voice talent?
What are your hobbies?

At what point did that answer either of my questions?

>dick size doesn't matter
>my dick size preference is
Whaaaaaaa?

Means a lot, thank you. I'm hairy chested as fuck and I've noticed it's really polarizing for women. I've been rejected as well as actively pursued because of it.

i was answering the question. dick size isn't a huge factor for rating men, but we all have a preference

Describe your worst and your best sexual experience

Do you suck cock?
Do you like sucking cock?
Do you swallow or spit?
Do you like the taste and texture of cum?

What is the one thing that you feel weird but pretty common in male singles/groups?

Eh as long as it isn't insanely hairy I dont care

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my best sexual experience was probably when my ex-boyfriend punched me in the stomach unexpectedly during foreplay, and then forced me (consensually) into riding him. nothing super crazy, but sex with him was always good

my worst experience was probably when i forced a guy to stop touching me 5 minutes into foreplay because he had nooo fucking clue what he was doing. experience isn't everything, but holy shit was it bad

yes

sometimes

i swallow

no, and yes. taste is bad, texture is fine.

how to find a decent girl/ how to get gf?

Oh shut up cunt. It takes 10 seconds to show a guy how you like to be touched. Put a padlock on your pussy and go buy some cats.

>yes
>yes
>swallow I only spit if I dont like you enough or the load is insanely big which is rare.
>of course not. Do you enjoy eating boogers?

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Yeah, you're oozing confidence and energy.
I just like it, it's mesmerising.
I don't know you, you don't know but I wanted to tell you this because I didn't expect to hear a voice like yours on Yea Forums.
I like when you drag on and your voice micro expressions.

You are cool! Bye!

Be my gf bby I love you for ever will die for you plez bby be my gf will make big happy plez

How fat is too fat? Like in BMI.

how many dates before you sleep with a guy?

Yeah, answer this

You know it feels good to get noticed for the work you did, right? Thats how world works. Everyone wants to impress someone...

Thanks alot user! Reading stuff like that motivates me ever so slightly to find a way to make that damn podcast one day

Ew

Plez bby I has $$$ you be quen plez

you think i didn't fucking try that before meeting up and during it? i tried telling him and he gave me the impression that he understood, and he did not.

DO YOU SUCK BLACK COCK?

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>A well settled person who can solve all your present and future problems and you can live happily ever after. Understands your feelings. But is bad at sex. No matter how good you teach him/her tthey fail to understand what you want.
>A person who understands your sexual drive and understands your feelings. But isn't well settled in social construct. Always ends up in adding problems to the list.

Whom thus the 19-21yo you and current 30yo you chooses?
Not to sound like your mom but just being curious on how women mature.

Ew no

For once the fart user was correct in his response lol

:DDDDDDD

Aw why you dont link cock that look like big turd?

Would you partake in a MMF or FFM threesome?

If you've ever gone to college, what were the worst things you'd see guys do to get to know girls there?

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Depends on the guy, depends how I feel, but it can be nice.

Its fun

Try to be a feminist its fucking pussification and no woman wants another pussy.

I like body hair. No hair is fine too.

Dicks I think are more of a shape/technique thing. The biggest dick I've ever had had absolutely nothing on the smallest because the guy didn't put any effort in. Current bf has the best dick ever but idk how to describe it.

For men if you are over 6' being between 200-270 is okay under 6' you should be under 220 unless you are very brawny. The BMI doesnt matter much to me it's more about proportions just like how you feel with us.

Looking back, what's the one thing you wish the person you lost your virginity to had done at the time?

Yes to all. Taste is a bit hit/miss depending on the guy and his diet but I still really like it.
I think spitting is kind of rude, honestly. Pussy tastes horrible but I'd be pretty offended if someone spat me out after going down. Give and take.

Yes.

how much does "body type" matter?

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Fairly little unless you're really fat

Yes. Yes. Swallow for those I love. I like my own, like my mates if hes eating well.

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lmao, what a lazy dumbass. If you had to coach a guy that's not lazy and selfish, what would you want him to pay attention to if you had to plan your first time knowing what you know now?

>/pol/
Bitch pls

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Im from pol not b

Idk about bmi really, I'd say the type of fat that isn't just dadbod anymore, where you have random tit-sized rolls growing anywhere on your body other than chest.

Actual dadbod (round tummy, smallish mantits, still pretty normal) is pretty hot tho.

Depends on the guy, if I like him then usually just one. Why wait?

Then go back, swine.

Wow, you're easy. No thanks.

bump

Just chiming in here....
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Didn't ask for your opinion, woman :^)
Just saying sleeping with a guy after just one date makes you easy

Lmao imagine thinking sex after one date is the same as sex after every date.

What's your opinion about this?

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what kind of man complains about first date sex?

>> What's your opinion about this?
It looks like your short dick put on weight.

Yea and I easily got the man to be my husband so it all worked out great! Lol

Bump

Try to say "like" less.

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You sound me Mexican are you?

I am unattractive slightly disability Male (working arms and legs) in 3rd year of college, virgin. What the best way to approach a girl? Alone during class after/before class? How do not make it look creepy just randomly coming out of nowhere? I know nothing about her but her name just because name cards. What do I say?

I have a bunch of questions to ask whenever these threads aren't around but when they are, I never remember them.

Post tits without shirt covering them. I'm from /pol ;)

5.5 yea baby I made it

Hue hue no can do hun

Why not fam

How painful are periods for you?

Im a pol gal not a b gal. I dont want my nudes in the bunkers or on 8 when this is over.

but a nigga just tryin to see a tiddy. Also they look like they're C cups

Why don't you just stfu and go to the kitchen

36D but im a shorty, I appreciate it hun. Theres lots of fine taters on here though

Ah, how old are you? I'm guessing mid to late 20's?

Very depending on the month. Some things help like heating pads and orgasming but really the fatigue is whats killer.

/Pol/? this shit is bait

No i was just over there but my thread was nuked

do you get along better with men or women?

How often do you masturbate?

Cant. It's a cali thing apparently. I dont enjoy it.

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I'm 2 days late also woooo

Im married so maybe once every two weeks or so.

Do women like hairy legs and pubes

Btw 2/10 no smash you only date fat betas and you easy af lmao

Men for fun, women for business

Im married user i dont date and Im onky really attracted to assholes not betas

what was he doing that you had to tell him to stop? i mean how tf does a guy not know how to touch a woman?

You better not be a race mixer

Also why does your husband allow you to post dirty pictures like that.

My husband is Irish, Im Irish/NA but Im still firmly behind no racemixing ;^D

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Dirty? I dont show anything you wouldnt see at a pool.

>I'm 2 days late also woooo
You're preggo, calling it.

What does it feel like to fuck a dog

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Questions for any femanon
>How many times have you wished you were a man instead of a woman just to not have to deal with the shit women deal with?
>How insulted would you feel if people asked these questions to you IRL?

Do unattractive girl date in there own rating? I know she unattractive but I find her cute. I'm a short skinny beta basically. Should I go for someone even lower in look rating? Then I or she is

Dont really care

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I'm gonna be a great mom lol

Dunno. I'm a normal human who doesnt wanna fuck animals

How does it feel like to fuck a nigger

favorite porn star? favorite porn genre?

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>even women recognize women are assholes
comical

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Are you sure that amount of alcohol won't harm the baby?

I dont fuck niggers.

I dont have a favorite pron star but I always thought sasha grey was hot.

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Ok min dick size to make woman feel good.

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What do you think about our Andy's logs meme?

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They're fucking retarded. Doesnt even make sense from a comical standpoint

When did you first notice boys behaving differently around you due to puberty changes and whatnot? Also, when did you first start looking at boys and guys in general in a more sexual way?

Wait, how does one go 3 months without knowing they're pregnant? Wouldn't not having a period raise some flags?

the act of sucking dick is considered gay right ? my question is sucking the clitoris gay because its actually a unformed dick technically ?

WOW THIS HAHAHAHAHATHIS GAY THREAD IS STILLL GOING ON? LOLOLOLOL HAHHAHAHA SOMEONE POSTED THIS ALREADY THIS IS SO FUCKING GAY user XDDDDDDDD

So real talk since when was it okay for someone to be this much of an attention whore? What happened to nobody caring about gender and shit?

you might be gay or not interested in women

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Wow talk about cringe....

Who said anything about gaining attention? I'm simply handing out advice to those who want it. Simple.

people that use XD are mentally ill

answer my question you fucking weak pelican

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>because of stress
I didn't even know that was a thing lmfao, can't believe I'm only now learning this.

I just did faggot

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you did not braindead fish boy

Not a boy..?

The only reason you'd point your gender out on this board is to gain attention and be like look at me I'm different. The whole idea of everyone being Anonymous is that your only 1s and 0s. Nobody cares who or what you are, or it use to be that way. If you want to be unique and stand out, go to a board with id's.

Yeah I'm a guy, though idk if that really excuses my ignorance. I'd expect a girl to know the basics of male anatomy and what you just explained seems to be basic period stuff, so yeah.

think about my question if the first point is true then surely the 2nd is also gay by definition

i was told never bring a woman to the woods if she is on her period or expecting heavy flow because of bears that would not be a good time

weak pelican, lmfao 10/10 insult

When was the first time you learned about masturbation? As in, that it was a thing and how to do it yourself?
How did your first orgasm feel like if you remember it? How was the whole experience like?
When were you first catcalled? How did you react? And what was the worst catcalling experience?

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I always see and hear around that girls are more attracted to mysterious men. WTF DOES THAT EVE MEAN?!

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i was 11 id masturbate to worldsbiggestclits on google i was so suprised when i shot white glue from my pee pee the orgasm was so intensed i shit myself a little the experience was amazing i nearly passed out i was catcalled by myself once in the mirror felt good i reacted like always piss my pants and run my worst experience is my only experience REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>dick doctor
Urologist/Andrologist. Also, if you want to blow your mind a bit more look up what the cremasteric reflex is. There's a video on wikipedia but you could ask your fiance to show you what happens in real time.

Dont spill all the beans at once. Let them learn about you, instead of you spilling out your heart to them. Try to never let them know what you're thinking or feeling. Be hard to read. Women like that. They're brains work different than ours so if you cant logically understand why dont worry about it

how much money would you want for taking part in a 100 old man bukkake?

swallow or just glazed like a donut ?

Not a femanon but I'd do it for $10 chipotle gift card.

Absolutely not. I can tolerate a finger, but I'd just rather not.

It's not something I witnessed personally, but a friend of mine watched a girl get drugged. She was tipsy one moment and just amazingly drunk the next and then a bunch of guys started to swarm around her. She and her roommate got between them and got her home themselves.

As a lesbian, I want another pussy.

My cramps aren't usually that bad but I get really awful back pain. Overall, it's not that horrible, but I have to stand all day for my job so that shit sucks.

I get along easier with guys, I think. A lot of the women I know are heterosexual and I find it hard to relate to them. My closest female friends are queer.

I'm chill with body hair!

I was raised religious, and learned what masturbation was when I was about 12, but in a bad sense. I didn't know how to do it right until I was 15. I think my first orgasm was at 14 and it was with a bath faucet. I didn't know what was going on, just that it felt good. I was first catcalled when I was 13. I yelled at the guy who did it. I think that was the worst experience because I was so young.

-Lesanon

>being this narcissistic

First thing you do is insult me making claims that I am an incel because I called you out for being an attention whore. You know I'm right that why you just went off on one. You aren’t nothing. Just a attention whore who needs to point out she is a woman so she can get merit. you been on this site for no more than a year like most of the people here now. You’re the reason things like tits or gtfo or sharpie in pooper was made.

Question for any femanon; From your POV, how prevalent is sexual assault when it comes to women from the moment they're teens until and throughout adulthood? It seems that nowadays I see an ever increasing amount of women speaking up and it seems like it's far more common than I once thought.

Get over your damn self. Youre not helping anyone here, youre just stroking your already massive ego.

Do you like sucking a guy then kissing him and feeding his cum to him

>my best sexual experience was probably when my ex-boyfriend punched me in the stomach unexpectedly

Wait what?

The fuck? lole

FUK YOU YOU FUCKING GAY FAG YOURES SO FUCKING GAY WHY YOU ON Yea Forums GAY PEOPLWE DONT LIKE Yea Forums YOU AND THIS WHOEL THREAD IS VERY GAY

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FUCK YOU I ACTUALY HAVE ACOLLEGE DEGREE WYOU WORKTLESS PIECE OF SHIT GO FUCK YOURSEF THIS WHOLE THREAD IS FUCKING GAY

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S W A L L O W

>/pol/
wouldn't touch with a 10 foot pole

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HEY OP ANSWER MY FUCKING QUESTION WHY IS EVRYONE IN THIS THREAD FUCKING GAY

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Why did you fake your death?

Dude what are you talking about newfag? Shes been here at least since 09. That's when I came around and she was already here.
Shes vchan you loser

Loving these based bitches, thanks for playing

Tell us your most depraved fantasy femanons.. Give us an incite into proper female perversion of the no holds barred variety..

Blowjobs. How do I get my wife to give me more? It's maybe once a couple months. Never came from it, fucking sucks. I've tried different things to get her to blow me more but she doesn't seem to get it. We've had several talks about sex and shit and I told her I REALLY like them and that she'll try harder. I go down on her a lot. We have sex 3-4 times a week but I'd love for her to randomly start blowing me.

I'm in shape, clean, healthy, all the shit that you need but she won't suck my dick. I almost wanna say she thinks it slutty or something. When we started dating she said blowjobs were too personal and she'd just rather have sex. Fuck I'll take a gay guy sucking my dick soon.

>vchan
>>vchan
>>>vchan

Yeah your retarded

>your retarded

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God I love your threads. Takes me back to 2006. Thank you so much for contributing.