Please help me Yea Forums, I was recently hugging with a 13 year old girl and she's actually taller than me... I'm a male in my 20's and I'm 5'3" and she was able to just kiss me on my nose without tip toeing (she teased me about being a shorty but said I was hot cause I was muscly n fit)
wtf do I do? how do I get a bit taller? I regularly go to the gym and lift heavy weights but it only makes me grow wider.. please help me Yea Forums.
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It's over bro lmfao
May as well try n bang her full grown women will never fuck you
how old are you?
If you fuck her and she has no proof you knew she is 13 you will be fine desu
He said he's in his 20s
yikes
You can't grow taller you fucking midget retard, also, no fucking way are you in your 20's
It's your time degenerate...
wow read text
let me invent some medicine that will make you taller
i can get away with being dumb, because i watch anime
this. Short guys can get all the young prime pussy because they're less intimidating.
Enjoy b4 u get v& OP!
probably emotional and reacted too quicly
>Please help me
You know we can't make you grow, right?
It's not like I kissed her back or anything, we just hug n we're really close but nothing sexual
Have u tried talking to ur doc about a negroplasty?
Not OP but that shit is really dangerous, I wouldn't do it if I was him
Try for a 10-11yo gf so you have some height on her. As a bonus, you can't get her pregnant.
Lifting weights is going to keep you short because you’re holding more weight that pulls you to the ground, compressing your body. If you want to get taller you need to tie your legs down and hold onto a balloon or something similar with a lot of helium in it so it will pull your body upward, thus increasing your height.
BIG BRAIN
>not lifting hanging weights with your feet in cement to grow up and out
Pleb.
Assuming OP isn't just a pedo looking for attention, If you've got overly bowed legs you could get an osteotomy. It'll straighten out the bones in your legs to put on maybe 2-3 inches
does that procedure help? And I'm not a pedo I never said I kissed back or did anything w this girl we hug and stuff
Depends on how bowed your legs are. I imagine it could add 1 or 2 inches pretty easy. Maybe more if your legs are bad. If they are really bowed you might avoid future back pain and knee replacement if you do it now. You'd be in crutches for at least 2 months though.
And don't start a thread saying a 13 year old kissed you if you don't want to look like a weirdo.
Just buy an asian wife when you're like 50 bro
webm related.
She will grow even higher, so, abandon your dreams user.
Next time press boner against her leg
why I have a feeling that she's into you.
if she tries to do it again just run away from her
Wtf why would u do that
Maybe he thinks he's in an anime world, shhhh don't tell him