Introducing

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LIFE ON SHUFFLE

I came to this thread because of something called a calonic

oakmoss

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Oh kurwa it's Pjoter

"why me," she said, "why not you?"

Aym fAcking crAyAAAAAAAAAAAAng

Do you think the Columbones smnke weede

LOL
OMG........
OMG .........
NICOLINA ?????
THAT U ?????????????

omg srsly that u ? omg lol come bacc pls

i hate macao i kick a macao

have to rate poopgirl under ripa on my waifu tier list

>ripa

ripa is sooo hote. i still remember the rush i felt when she teased me by posting that shoe

nicolina pls replie

pogils still around bros........ :')
she never left bros............... :')))

she's taken bro. let her go.

it's all in the hips

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You can't fight a girl because you don't know how

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monkeys frightening visage

the face of madness

face the madness of the face of madness

How are you not completely broken yet

Oh wait you are

I will, just give me a minute

CHUMPKIN CHEEKS

blumpkins for weeks

got an ass full of cracks

i got a mouth full of crack

imagine sniffing a griller's buttcrack

i've done it ama

how did she reakt

positively

did you ask her first "can i sniff your butt miss" or you just went and sniffed it without asking in which case you were probably under the influence of an alcohol?

no we were sober and i smelled it because we were 69'ing and her butt was in my face

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i was thinking you were at a le party or something and there was this random le griller and you shoved your nose deep in her anuse w/o asking

"why are you crying :[ ?"
"thingken of life............................................."

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: - )

Do you like tings

Just one ting?

a triple ting mon

fake ~deepbraythe~ nAoAoAoAoAOAughse mrAoAoAoAoughe

MOKER MOKE!!!!!!!!

haha stuff like this always happens! jk leave ya fuckin room ~dookcru krakken up

fetal alcohol syndrom lookin ass n*&ga

fatal alcohol syndrome coming up

i have hello kitt y soy sauce on my desk and i dont even like soy sauce but

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A* 8h9A *H( A*(HA H*(*(A *H(A H*(A*H(A *H(A H*(A H*(A
GWAA A (*A *(H A(*HA* H*(A H*( AH*(A *(H A*(HA H*(A* *H(A

Monkey Shares Hazelnuts With Pet Human!

I. STAND. WITH. MOE. SHOP.

I. STAND. WITH. OMNIBOI.

NEXTUP:JAKEY

DOOK cru chilling by JOOK boxx

MONKEY GET! !!!!

sometimes, leaving's when we love the most

Shiiiet

––––––––––––––––––––––––WAIT WAT

GOLBER MACK

such a SICC bacc round bro ......... fuckin BALLER

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not bad

thats brofistular

if the internet is the future....... monkako threads are the afterlife

introducing mosquito threads bzzzt bzzzt lol

introducin adam f circle groove jam youtu.be/LDRNYUucKvA

hail satan tbh

micro turds swimming in my dang veins boys

poop aerosol

dookie donks up in the bronx

Bitch nigga swag

NObody can touch my swaahahag nobody can deal with my swahahag
Nobody can touch my swahahag
Nobody can
Nobody can

When I open up sony vegas
My niggaz b like
Fuck the haters

introduce this *unzippem*

TORPOR

TORPOR.........

Big fat rhomboids

LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG

LAAAAAAA-AAAAAAAAAAG

LAAAAAAA-AAAAAAAAAAG

'the hell else is up

posting IS POSSIBLE, if you are PATIENT, and WISE, like SODA the INTRODUCING MONKEY. i can finally BREATHE again now that i know the SECRET of PUSHING one's post through the barriers of fail and my mother fucker ass aids brain ! eureka !

rostrum

twelve people used to post here /////////...........now its toast......

What if we kissed at the asmr hood barber shop? Ahah just kidding.. Unless...?

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
.......................................................................
THAT U BRO ................................................
LOL................................................................

soda rises above the rest once again . . .. . . .. .. . ..

le monke

le monke

le lemon key monkey

le test

Idea..monkey combat arena...weapons included....like gladiators... but with monkeyss....

monkiey [batteries not included]

;-D good post, made me ROFL (Rolling On the Floor Laughing)

xd

laugh now but one day we'll be in charge.

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live laugh love

Crank it now bitch

RIBU
RAUGH
RAIBU

boring psycho idiot robot retard
h'heh
oh-hoh-hoh-ho...

h'hoh. yeep... :beer:

yeeeeeeeeep. finally able to post once more.
funny how a board like "POL" experienced no problem whatsoever.
'tsalmost like it's a GIANT HONEYPOT that's HOSTED SEPARATELY from the rest of the boards.
spookey . . .

saved this MEMO, cant rememebr wher i heard it, altho it sounds like something the SPIRALING SCHIZO PSYCHO "OWEN BENJAMIN" might say in a live stream, it say... it say it go... :
every time you want to curse, quote a great man instead

d*mn............ deep...........

i mean dang

––––––i mean uhh. . . .

"The more intensely we feel about an idea or a goal, the more assuredly the idea, buried deep in our subconscious, will direct us along the path to its fulfillment."

dubs confirm

NEW ALIENMOOOOOOAOAOOAOAOAOAOOADE
CHARLAOAOAOAUGHES AY LAV YAOAOAOAUGHE

u ok

yea. new video on the alienmode channel, featuring charls carroll, whose work i've been enjoying as of late. i jus, yknow, i gotta yell it, for the mankgoers in the BACC.

I. STAND. WITH. MOE. SHOPPE.

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U OK BRO ILL BE MAKING CABIN SKETCH REACTION IMAGES IF U NEED ME BRO lAOaOoaooaoaoAOoAOAl OK HOMIE LA O AOO AOA OAO OA OA L

Cosmological & Teleological Arguments for MANK by St. Thomas Aquinas

spit on monkey

n,n,niggas tried to say MANK was canceled (canceled)
when i ask em questions, couldn't answer

"rise early, work hard, strike oil"
so damn tru bro
it really is a matter of how much u can bang ur head against the wall
and finally something "GIVES"
without fail
something always "GIVES"
fascinating stuff we'll be right back

mank will not be renewed for another season which means september 1st will host the last ever mank thread.

mc fkn mcLOOL

im gonna sue the whole dang world

OH WAIT FUCK

OH WAIT FUCK
TODAYS THE FUCKIN DA-HA_HA_A_ _ A__ A_ A_ A_A _A __A _ AY BROO AOA %O@ A &@O%&O@O&% @(*&(&@% &(@% MY FACKING GUAOAO OAO O OOA OAO OA OA OOA OD

youtube.com/watch?v=SRmhjkqfCmM
youtube.com/watch?v=aKittTLhf_g RE–MIIIIIIX
PSYCHO IDIOT JAMMING LIKE IVE NEVER PSYCHO IDIOT JAMMED BEFORE!!

| for archival purposes jams |

MAOUROUAROUOUAUORAOUANK
HAPPY FACKING BARTH ~kough, gag... swalo...golp...~ DUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY MRAOURAUUROAOORUOUAHGE oh my fAcking guAoAoAOAOoAoAAUghde

AHAH*A H*AH* H* %@H*@% *H*@% H*A@% H*HA*@% H*@% *H@*H% H*@% H*@% H*A@H*% H*A@% *HA@% *HH*A@% *HA@% *HA %*HHA@ H*A @%*HA @%UY CANT FACKING BELAYVE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

A AA @H*(@ (%(*@%*%@ *(@% *(*@(% *(@% ((* %@(*(@% WHAT THE FAAAAAACK MAKE IT STUAAAAAAAAAAOUGHPE

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the user known as mokre mane has announce he will not be showing at monkey's birthday.

A H*( %@(H*(@% H*(@% H*H(A@% *H(A@% HH*(@% H*(@% *H(@% H*(@% H*(H@*(% H*(@%(*H@% **H(@% (H*@% H*(@% SHUT U U UAU AUA UA UUA UA UA U P

i hope none of the mankgoers will be wearing the same dress as me ~windsy on his way monkey birthday.

127.8 POSTS AN HOUR, based on PRECISE FIVE-YEAR METRICK
2.13 A MINUTE
FASCINATING STUFF WE'LL BE RIGHT BACC
~cru scrambles to piece together next segment

bro i cant believe this bro fucking jungle get up there and say something

SAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE

TWO HOURS, FOUR MINUTES & FIFTY TWO SECONDS INTUL MANK DiiiiiiiiiiiEEEEEEEES

WOW ..... FIVE YEARS AND NINE MINUTES AGO BRO... MANK WAS BRON BRO....
JUST WOW BRO.........

happy birthday bro *pushes mank into banana cake and pierces brain with candle*

monkey tying his own deng shoes now, look at him go

I wanted to do a critical analysis of one of the most underrated s4s memes, "Introducing" .
Why is it underrated? There is so much here to discuss, but let's go through the basics.

1. The Title:
The name of this meme is "Introducing" . This serves two purposes. On the surface, it suggests that the meme is being presented as something new.
The second purpose of the title is meta. Because the title of the meme itself is "Introducing", we are constantly subjected to an introduction every time it is posted. Yet with repetition, we are left wondering, "Have we been introduced yet? What is this asshole waiting for? Is THIS the meme that is being introduced?" But the meta part here is that the title is a satire of the way in which people present their new memes. It is as if, by saying that we "introduce" memes, we are thus showing them off, or something along those lines. But memes are special because of their repetition, and no one really remembers where they begin. Something memorable doesn't need a fancy introduction, it merely needs to be served straight up, over and over again like we're dogs waiting for our lamb and beef. The "Introducing" meme makes this point clear, while also poking fun at the people who think good memes need introduction.

2: The Image
Once again, there is a dual purpose here. Yes, it is a monkey who appears to be saying "introducing" as we might read from the shape of his/her lips.
However, there is also some doubt as to whether or not this is really the case. Monkeys cannot talk. So is the monkey the meme? Is someone introducing the monkey, rather than it being the monkey introducing someone/thing else? There is no clear answer here.

3. The Message
Ultimately, the message is unclear. And Introducing proves that this is just AOk. It proves that meme-making is at its heart a simple endeavor, and we should all just have fun with it, rather than try to create the next big thing.

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

thanks bro

monkey getting laid now, dont look

*looks*

damn ive missed out.....

you can always picture it in your mind

fingerless gloves for your balls

a houndstooth muffler for your nuts

zip ties for your fucking nads

tippitzies

Monke drings wotar

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drinkles ding wagua

wawa

monkey man............
monkey man please.............
todays the day...........................
monkey manking mank...........

Friday?

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B O A R I N G
Stick to blogging.
His life is so dull and uneventful to be a book.
Yes I am returning this rambling excuse for a book

If we could analyze impressions and images of immensity, or what immensity contributes to an image, we should soon enter into a region of the purest sort of phenomenology a phenomenology without phenomena; or, stated less paradoxically, one that, in order to know the productive flow of images, need not wait for the phenomena of the imagination to take form and become stabilized in completed images. In other words, since immense is not an object, a phenomenology of immense would refer us directly to our imagining consciousness. In analyzing images of immensity, we should realize within ourselves the pure being of pure imagination. It then becomes clear that MANK is the byproduct of this existentialism of the imagining being. In this direction of daydreams of immensity, the real product is consciousness of enlargement. We feel that we have been promoted to the dignity of the admiring being.

MAXIMUM MACAQUE ATTACK

FULL VOLUME TURN IT UP UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ

(°□°)︵ ━
fAcking lAAAAAAAAAyve

(˚Õ˚)ر ~~~~

FIVE YEARS BRO>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOA OA O__O@% O_@% O_@% O_@ %_O@% %O_L

fAyve fAcking yAyAAAAAAAAAAAAAAres mroeuagheare oueaehgeamraOugeh

manky mAAAAAn cam the fAck bRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA(%@U(U%@U(@%(U@%U(UU(@%(UU(@%(U(U@%(U@U%(UU@%((U@%(U(U@%OUGEHIAHROUARUOAGHEOARUUOARHGEOAN NRAOURAUGHE
IT CANT END LIKE THIS BROS
IT CANT FUKCING END LIKE THIS BROS

I'm here B'doodles

REALYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG A OHO %H@()%@(H%@)H(* @%HH*%@(*H% $^*(U*%& &%A#&S%*@*AYFACKING LAV YAOUUOAOUROUOUARUOAUOGHE

Five years ago today

YES!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLA OL OL OLO L O LOL OL

SAY SOME MORE ABOUT IT PLSSSSSSSSSSS MONKEY MANK :}}}}}}}}}} PLS

Asante sana squash banana wewenugu mimi apana

what a five years it was
i'm sure the next five will be exponentially worse

Happy New Year!

& now...

Ape Japes

The hilda ponies

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Your fortune: Outlook good

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A smoothie is basically fruit soup

goodbye monky (forever)

classic amen antiques amen jungle tracks in the mix birthday party stompers CD ii

cant wait! .................................................................................................................................................. :rolling_eyes:

you dropped these *picks rolling eyes up*

PARDY STOMPERs WHOMP TOPPERS

good triple

bung

huark

H* AH*A *HH*@H*(%(H*@(H(*H@%(*H%H*(H*(A@% *(H@% H*(H*(% @H*(@% H*(*H(A@% *H(@%*H H*(A% @
omg monkey man
omg
lolol
is this new age onf moneky bro??? o
omg monkeys sixthe year bro
out live discord
out live bune raven
out live yosher arafat !!!!!
LIVE TEN THOUSAND YEARS !!!!!!

muAnky mAOAOAOAUghe braouraughe

the tale of how a monkey boy turned into the monkey man

no you got it all wrong monkey will not continue

his secret? jelqing. he jelqed so good the gods branded the constellation of jelqers up in the firmaments in his honour.

the patron saint of jelqers in 15 different religions

sucking on a plump rhubard&custard hard boil

test

-icles

psycho mantisin thru the dookingdom youtu.be/-Y_JRR3udEo

FECK

establishing monkular rule in'da principality of bananoli

o sweet ham of the valley (〜￣▽￣)〜 macaco cantadore

(〜￣▽￣)〜 o mαcαcσ cαntαdorє (๑˃ᴗ˂)ﻭ

(* ^ ω ^) mαcασ cαndorє ヘ(￣ω￣ヘ)

( ˘▽˘)っ mαcαcσ cαntαdorє (´･ᴗ･ ` )

sdSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE

Me and my boys just spent the last couple of hours dumpster diving behind the hospital up the road. We camped out near the maternity ward so we could get our mitts on some fresh baby diapers full of meconium. would meconium make a super potent jenk? naturally me 'n the boys got to scheming and now we've got about 20 jugs brewing what'll possibly be the most FIRE jenk ever brewed! Anyways. Any professional mankgoers ever fucks with that meconium jenk?

jenk jacking with lieutenant jenkem in jacksonville

"UPWIND"

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spooging dicks

The Seditious Genius of the Spiritual Penis of Jesus

mc ride's lookin bad guys....

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Jesus loves a good shag

psycko mind ontrol demnonnnnnn, saaaaaaage

ASMR jewelry collection and showing off a new clothing line

gorge my monkey! monkey man please be more vocal in this new era of monkey we re going to ask you to pipe up a bit about your experiences and feelings with the monkey and such.

monkey branded replacement destop fan blades

Watch my playlist and give me any thoughts you have about the arrangement of the videos

youtube.com/playlist?list=PL7fyXmW-yHpchbOWjTP9rT4groXFCK696

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Ok bro will do *loads tranq gun*

Let me know if you think I should rearrange or remove any of the videos

Thats what a foothoe does obvi

Nah it's all good *fires tranq gun into own neck* yeah it's just fine as it is, perfect

How did you watch it all so fast

I'm from Yea Forums I'm a kino expert, I watch on 4 monitors at 10x speed

Whoa

Also I am the necromancer that was having skeleton problems. I got another issue now. I cast raise skeletal warrior on myself by accident, and my own skeleton burst out of my body, whaT DO

we have now entered post post-moqem. post at your own risk.

no wait aschully don't post.

the no posting paradigm.

he says NO POSTING and HE POSTS
u guys believe that - the AUDACITY

monkey picking crusted shit off his arsecrack and chowing it down like gddamn kellogs cornflakes disgusting

What Did I just Step On Inside This Church?!

HAPPY B - DAY BRO

youtube.com/watch?v=-JUhUI_KvUI

What the FUCK is their problem goddam mangeys with attitude

der

blubbering like a japnaaes whaler

SPACE MUSIC BRIGADE WHO'S UP IN DA COZMOS

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we measurin up in da immeasurable heavens

we twing twanging thru the blib blop bloop blap

..........hey i said space music squad who's floating.....anyone out here..........cmon bros

El Gringo

El Contigo wishes to have a word with you